Greeks with little dicks

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by Roman, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Roman Banned Banned

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    Why do ancient Greek statues have such small penises?
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    HAHAH good question why?
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    The had very small little hands.

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  7. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL I'm with shorty. Why would this bother you?
     
  8. Roman Banned Banned

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    Bother me? I'm just curious why they're all sporting micrococks. Did they just have small penises back then? Do they still? Was it an art thing?
     
  9. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Now I'm really wondering. I just noticed your Avatar.
     
  10. John99 Banned Banned

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    probably to take the focus off of it.
     
  11. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    because it was cold when they made those Greek statues?
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    No, these people posed in unheated rooms and didn't feel the cultural urge to fondle their parts to enlarge them to give the impression that they are always large.

    Greeks were confident men back then. They kicked ass. They didn't need to portray that they could kick ass.

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  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    because the guys posing were adolescents?
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    But who heats their rooms in Greece? It's fucking hot there.

    Why'd they shave?
     
  15. John99 Banned Banned

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    That is a good point. I doubt live models stood there with their penes out and they may have gotten the generic model.
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Not in the winter. Actually, from personal experience I can say it doesn't really matter if it is hot or cold. My little wiener (there are children here) always is small, unless I fondle it. Or I am completely relaxed.


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    they didn't.
     
  17. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I think Why? has several different names here lol
     
  18. Roman Banned Banned

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    Alright, now that I inspect that picture closer, I suppose there is some hair there. Hrm. Looks like some trimming takes place. Or maybe ball hair is just hard to sculpt.
     
  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    maybe they made the 'wiener' smaller to make the testicles look larger?
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe it wasn't as sexy to them as it is to us. Maybe the torso was the most desirable aspect.
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    How would you know those aren't average?
     
  22. Roman Banned Banned

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    They certainly have a good set of balls. Maybe posing for a scupltor was difficult and caused shrinkage?

    The nude models that pose for art classes here have bigger penises, and the art studio is drafty (and was unheated at the time). Nor did I see them fondling anything, and they had to pose for several hours. In front of a bunch of judgemental eyes.

    Perhaps the self selection of who doesn't mind whipping it out leads to bigger than average penises in art classes and we should discount that anecdote entirely.
     
  23. Roman Banned Banned

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    I don't, that's why I'm asking you smart fucks.
     

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