Great Green Gobs Of...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by goofyfish, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    ...greasy, grimy gopher guts,
    Mutilated monkey's meat,
    Chopped up baby parakeet.
    French fried eyeballs swimmin' in a pool of blood,
    And I forgot my spoon!


    Your brain ever make one of those totally unrelated jumps? For some reason, as I'm sitting here furiously entering code, that little camp-ditty jumped up and said, "hello!" This is what we sang at summer camp and what we used to torture the bus driver with until it was banned. I guess the guy had bad nerves.

    And then there's:

    Scab sandwiches with pus on top,
    Dried up vomit and gorilla snot!
    Put 'em all together and whaddaya got?
    Breakfast, lunch and dinner at your favorite Hot Shop!


    Man, I loved summer camp. We were all such little barbarians.

    Peace.
     
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  3. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    What I want to know, is did you ever try any of your recipes?

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  5. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Ah, the way we sung it was:

    Boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts
    Mutilated monkey meat
    Petrified baby feet
    French fried eyeballs with melted pus on top
    And I forgot my spoon!

    On the subject;

    Joy to the world, the boys are dead
    We barbecued their heads
    And what did we do with the bodies?
    We flushed them down the potties
    Around and around they go
    Around and around they go
    Around and around, and around they go!

    Then there was:

    I love you, you love me
    Homosexuality

    And

    I love you, you love me
    Let's go out and kill Barney!
     
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  7. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, one wonders why americans are such gun crazy warmongers? Because you have been bottle fed wiht that bad attitude since infancy. And you enjoy it too, you are proud to be barbarians! Oh, the humanity.

     
  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    What? Bad attitude about men?

    Nah, life would really suck if I had to limit my options.

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  9. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, and monkeys, babies and life in general.
     
  10. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Monkeys are not one of my options, Bebelina, and I don't care to know whether or not they are one of yours.

    And now I am going to puke.

    P.S: Americans have sex more often and for a longer time span than any other nationality, so nyah nyah nyah! Bad attitude indeed!

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  11. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    gun crazy warmongers? Bad altitude? proud to be barbarians?

    Looks like we hit a sore spot here...

    Not all of us wear tied down holsters w/ six shooters...

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  12. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Well Xev, everything is not sexually related ( although you may possibly disagree) , I was talking about the "mutilated monkey meat" and "petrified baby feet", or were you planning to use them in some sexual activity perhaps?

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  13. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    " bad altitude" ?

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    Yes, I know, I´m just teasing...

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  14. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    I could not resist the changing of attitude to altitude...

    It gives "new meanings" to the word attitude.
     
  15. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, Bebilina, I knew what you meant. But you were asking for it!

    Xev, Grade A American Bitch.

    P.S: Yes, I learned how to shoot at age ten. Mum taught me. I can defend myself and others quite well, unlike some wussy Euro-chick.

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    Eeek! Sorry Bebelina, not insulting you. Just all European women.

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  16. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Americans don't have the highest sex rate, actually. In fact, from what I've read, Newfoundland has the highest sex rate in North America. Which is kind of distuirbing because Newfoundlanders are a wierd bunch.
     
  17. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    No offense taken Xev, I´m proud to be intellectually educated instead.

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    *hiss*
     
  18. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    The lovely thing, Bebs, is that I am also quite educated myself. College at sixteen, all that.

    So I can not only think, but I can fight as well. Quintessential American woman.

    *Rrrrwwwwwl*

    Actually, Tyler, we do, so nyah!
     
  19. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Got into college at 16? How'd that happen?
    out of curiosity!
     
  20. Clarentavious Person Registered Senior Member

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    *cheers Bebelina on*

    Thanks for mentioning that. I'd rather be with a wussy Euro chick like her

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    Educated? Hmmmmm. Well in my opinion I am very educated. And I can hit a 6 foot tall target from 800 meters (of course elevated out in the desert, 90 degrees fahrenheit, sun over head, 0 knot windage, after cold barrel shot and zero has been established, ...... thanks Accuracy International, may Heckler & Koch's sniper rifles rot in the dust

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  21. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Well I'm crushed! Like I need another man to complicate my life - bitch bitch whine whine etc etc

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    You a woman, Clar?

    Stay outta my catfight! Grrrrrrwwwwwl.

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    Tyler: Dropped out of school in fifth grade, ran amuk for a while, eventually got interested in science and learning, took my GED, got into a little community college.

    My spelling belies a certain lack of education though...

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  22. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Impressive!

    I'm 16 right now and the best I've done is had 3 U of T professors basically evaluate and then debate my paper on American Fascism/Communism in the 1950s. And I have been invited to sit in on some philosophy classes (by a student, not the university) and some modern politics classes (by the university, not a student).

    I'm proud....

    But I'd like to be further recognized. Perhaps someone here can write something brilliant and put my name on it? One of you more experienced people. That way, the world will be shocked at how a 16 year old wrote it. Please?

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  23. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    I prefer not to brag about my achievements, we all know I´m superior anyway.

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    *purr*

    Thanks Clarentavious, although I would not call myself wussy... who did that? Oh yes, it was that custard formerly known as Xev that I´m currently devouring.

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