Got some scars boy? better share 'em!

Two bullets to the stomach caused a couple of scars from the operations.

i have a less impressive scar on my thumb where i stabbed myself ewith a swiss army knife at the age of 8 XD

Age 4: broken "Jesus candle" (glass jarlike thing), huge gash on the right forearm. Numerous stitches.
Age 6: metal spike through my [cover your eyes ladies & Genji] scrotum and left inner thigh.
Age 7: two german shephards attacked me ripping of my right ear down to the earlobe, tearing my right facial cheek, and tearing out a huge chunk of my right leg. Lots of immediate stitches reattaching portions of flesh and seven reconstructive procedures later I'm good as new.
Age 8: wile playing around an abandoned school, I [for some idiotic reason] removed my right shoe and stepped on a huge piece of broken glass. Lots of stitches.
Age 10: bitten by a small woodland creature. Stitches and rabies shots.
Age 10: while running in the woods [different time], my right legg slips into a small animal hole, causing a compound fracture to my lower fibula and tibia. Stitches and metal spikes.
Age 11: major car accident resuling in a fractured lower vertibra, a broken nose, torn abdomen and a fractured wrist. Stitches, traction and a few casts.
Age 13: while playing with my dad's sizeable collection of tools in his shop, I slipped while sharpening a piece of metal [for no reason whatsoever] and my right thumb fell into the spinning wheel of the grinder pulling off a nice chunk of fleash. Stitches.
Age 19: mugged downtown Cleveland in the "gay" district. Stitches to the forehead. (also subjected to verbal abuse from the investigating officer who asked me if I was a fairy, when I said "yes" he asked why I didn't fly to the hospital, so I told him my fucking wings were wet, it was raining).
Age 24: mugged [AGAIN!] outside my apartment in the VERY nice Phoenix suburb of Ahwatukee Foothills. Stitches to the back of the head.
Age 31: attacked (I kid you not) downtown Cleveland (in the Flats) by a crack addict who bashed me in the back of the head with a glock and started freaking out and pointing a gun at my friend and I demanding cash "NOW!!!", but I only had my American Express... so that's all he got. Stitches to the back of the head... AGAIN.

The end.


~String

damn string, the universe hates you.

Don't you have one for the hernia op?

I probably have an episiotomy scar, but I've never seen it to know.

Don't you have one for the hernia op?

(are you keeping tabs?)

Fuck me. I also had my appendix out AT THE SAME TIME. Oy veh. Add those to the list:

Age 32: dual hernia/appendectomy operation. Stitches.

~String

*writes that down in logbook*

I also think I fucked-up the ages by a year in some cases. I've practically resided at the Cleveland Clinic for most of my life. It's all a blur.

~String

you are the slowest suicide I have ever seen.

I fell through a window. I held onto the pane, but i accidently loosened my grip, and it slashed my arms into 29 lacirations, and the marks are still visible to this day. I lost 5 pints of blood, and i died for about 30 secs.

you are the slowest suicide I have ever seen.

Yes... yes. I'll get there eventually.

You know, Orly, it's not the destination but the voyage. Hasn't anybody ever told you!?

~String

All True.

dude u r 1 unlucky motherfucker

reiku, were you drunk?

i died for about 30 secs.

I die a little more inside every time you go away Reiku. ;)

~String

I fell through a window. I held onto the pane, but i accidently loosened my grip, and it slashed my arms into 29 lacirations, and the marks are still visible to this day. I lost 5 pints of blood, and i died for about 30 secs.

Did you land on your head?

awwweee... first of all. You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo fuckin cute for saying that string :-)

And no, i wasn't drunk. I locked myself out of the house, and i naively accumulated that the roof window was the best option of entrance. I climbed up to the roof, smashed the roof window, and put my arm through the abstract, hoping to loosen th window bars, only to find that a very slimey type of moss has grown by the vents, and i slipped. I fell into the window, smashing 30% extra composition, whilst holding to pure agony, i let go by accident, and i was lacirated to unconsciousness.

dude u r 1 unlucky motherfucker

That very depends on how you analyze the variables.


Worst of it, the doctor immediately thought i tried to kill myself..!!!!!!!!

I landed, on my head [apparently], considering i had a small intrusion of the head. The bump ean't bigger though than a marble....

i have a scar along my stomach from an hysterectomy, a scar on my head where i fell through a door that i thought was open, i have a scar down my leg where i fell down the stairs of a night club!

You lot are so clumsy.

i have a scar along my stomach from an hysterectomy...

Wow... yer a lady (or some sick freak of nature that has both male and femal parts... but I'm betting on the lady thing).

~String

Wow... yer a lady (or some sick freak of nature that has both male and femal parts... but I'm betting on the lady thing).

~String

why does that shock people so much YES i AM female!!

OMG luci is female!!!

No Your Not... Only kidding!!!!

You are one cool bitch!!!!

Well, it's not like we're looking at you personally. All we have to go on is a nifty avatar and your [honestly, "guy-ish" sounding] screen name.

Maybe you should change your name to something like: "Lucifer's Handmaden" or "Lucifer's Mean Older Sister" or "Earns 76 Cents For Every Man's Dollar" or "Fluffy Bunnies"... you know, something girly, in order to service humanity's gender biased notions that women need to chose womanly names. ;)

Either way, I love ya'. That's all that matters.

~String

Well, it's not like we're looking at you personally. All we have to go on is a nifty avatar and your [honestly, "guy-ish" sounding] screen name.

Maybe you should change your name to something like: "Lucifer's Handmaden" or "Lucifer's Mean Older Sister" or "Earns 76 Cents For Every Man's Dollar" or "Fluffy Bunnies"... you know, something girly, in order to service humanity's gender biased notions that women need to chose womanly names. ;)

Either way, I love ya'. That's all that matters.

~String

i never ever done anything girly in my whole life! and do not intend to start now!

one scar on my left side were kidney was removed one scar on right lege were stone was lodged in and had to be removed.

i never ever done anything girly in my whole life! and do not intend to start now!

That's right... fight "the man"!

one scar on my left side were kidney was removed one scar on right lege were stone was lodged in and had to be removed.

Why, pray tell, was your kidney removed?

~String

one scar on my left side were kidney was removed one scar on right lege were stone was lodged in and had to be removed.

wow, the school here wouldn't let you play some sports then. Too much risk to your one remaining kidney.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4959/91676593mr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

what's that from?

Just a scar on my index finger where I sliced it open. I can't feel from the scar down, it's pretty cool.

what's that from?

They look like cigarette burns... :(

I have no notable scars btw, I'm just here to see how clumsy you all are ;)

I have a C section scar.

Scar on my hand from breaking a glass while I was washing it.

interesting....

No Your Not... Only kidding!!!!

You are one cool bitch!!!!

Dear Reiku,

You have received an infraction at SciForums.com for: foul language.

************************************************** ***

"You are one cool bitch!!!!"

************************************************** ***

As you know, women do not generally like to be referred to as "bitches".

Unless they're really, really bitchy. Say if they had a t-shirt or something.

All the Best,

SciForums

what's that from?

remember that self inflicted pain thread? these are some of the scars I mentioned there

...... eek

remember that self inflicted pain thread? these are some of the scars I mentioned there

Not really I will have to look it up.

Age 4: broken "Jesus candle" (glass jarlike thing), huge gash on the right forearm. Numerous stitches.
Age 6: metal spike through my [cover your eyes ladies & Genji] scrotum and left inner thigh.
Age 7: two german shephards attacked me ripping of my right ear down to the earlobe, tearing my right facial cheek, and tearing out a huge chunk of my right leg. Lots of immediate stitches reattaching portions of flesh and seven reconstructive procedures later I'm good as new.
Age 8: wile playing around an abandoned school, I [for some idiotic reason] removed my right shoe and stepped on a huge piece of broken glass. Lots of stitches.
Age 10: bitten by a small woodland creature. Stitches and rabies shots.
Age 10: while running in the woods [different time], my right legg slips into a small animal hole, causing a compound fracture to my lower fibula and tibia. Stitches and metal spikes.
Age 11: major car accident resuling in a fractured lower vertibra, a broken nose, torn abdomen and a fractured wrist. Stitches, traction and a few casts.
Age 13: while playing with my dad's sizeable collection of tools in his shop, I slipped while sharpening a piece of metal [for no reason whatsoever] and my right thumb fell into the spinning wheel of the grinder pulling off a nice chunk of fleash. Stitches.
Age 19: mugged downtown Cleveland in the "gay" district. Stitches to the forehead. (also subjected to verbal abuse from the investigating officer who asked me if I was a fairy, when I said "yes" he asked why I didn't fly to the hospital, so I told him my fucking wings were wet, it was raining).
Age 24: mugged [AGAIN!] outside my apartment in the VERY nice Phoenix suburb of Ahwatukee Foothills. Stitches to the back of the head.
Age 31: attacked (I kid you not) downtown Cleveland (in the Flats) by a crack addict who bashed me in the back of the head with a glock and started freaking out and pointing a gun at my friend and I demanding cash "NOW!!!", but I only had my American Express... so that's all he got. Stitches to the back of the head... AGAIN.

The end.


~String

If you were a horse, you would already have been shot.

remember that self inflicted pain thread? these are some of the scars I mentioned there

Self-inflicts, buries skulls.

Nothing more to add.

what r u implying lol?

They look like cigarette burns... :(

yep, that's what I was thinking.

I forgot I have a couple chicken pox scars. Kinda look like Varda's but not so many.

remember that self inflicted pain thread? these are some of the scars I mentioned there
How old are those Varda?

Self-inflicts, buries skulls.

Nothing more to add.

yeah... total nutcase :)

How old are those Varda?

the oldest are about 5 years old, the youngest are about 3 years old

And is you happy now? :)

You can always come and live with me if not. It's not very warm though.

I was never unhappy, I'm just really fucked in the head, but thanks

Ah right, that. Glad to hear it's nothing serious. ;)

I was never unhappy, I'm just really fucked in the head, but thanks

Don't feel alone, most women are! :D

yeah... total nutcase :)

She craaaazy. :eek:

And is you happy now? :)

You can always come and live with me if not. It's not very warm though.

"It puts the passport in the bucket and steps away, or it gets the hose."

You are kidding right?

''Bitch'' is a female dog - in the dictionary. How is that bad?

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/4959/91676593mr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This looks like ciggerette burns.

You are kidding right?

That was just a friendly warning for Varda. Redarmy's seamstress habit has nothing to do with anything.

''Bitch'' is a female dog - in the dictionary. How is that bad?

Oh - uh - you meant that. I...

runs away and hides

I have a couple, but nothing serious.

One from running head first into a tree (age 1 or 2). I always had poor motor skills.
One from getting bitten on the face by the babysitters dog (age 4).
A couple on my large toes from where the roots of the nail were removed on the sides.

Well, please, don't hold back. I would like to know how i got infracted by this petty thing.

...you didn't. Relax.

Good. Then all is well that didn't even happen.

But don't think we're not watching you. :bugeye:

Yes... well... there you go.
I have always had a sneaky suspicion that a camera was in my house...

It would be very damaging for the ego you see.
For everything that i have said and done in privacy...

yeah btw there are some cigarette burns there, and metal rods, matche, incense, burning sticks etc etc

I got some. Nothing cool enough to match Superstring or Varda's though. What's the deal with that, btw. Superstring writes us an essay about his injuries and put up no pictures, where Varda writes nothing, bless her, and gives us good stuff.

Anyway. I've got a nice scar on my ankle from surgery when I broke my tibia and fibula when I slid into a base when playing softball. At the time people were telling me to walk it off. It didn't hurt that bad, but I knew something wasn't right.

have one on my left middle finger knuckle from when I was 4 or 5 and didn't know what a car cigarette lighter did. It burns things, I learned.

Also another time I was cutting a cable on my mountain bike with some ordinary scissors. I wasn't paying attention to where my other hand was, cut through the cable and cut through the tip of the aforementioned left middle finger. It bled and throbbed profusely and kinda just flopped. It was split down the middle, so my middle finger was kind of like a snake tongue. I gave it a bandaid and now it's good. Just a kind of gross scar.

Damn, those are some really boring scars. Maybe I ought to hang out with Varda. She's probably a bad influence though.

I thought so.

yeah I got a scar on my belly...my father once threw a fork at me in rage (I put an unwashed dish under a sofa) and it took out piece of meat and fat out of me...so I had a hole there and a scar...

Damn, those are some really boring scars. Maybe I ought to hang out with Varda. She's probably a bad influence though.

hang out with Varda...and youll be skinned alive...and your bones collected. :rolleyes:

I am also...very interested in other pictures of Varda's scars...on pelvis perhaps...or chest...whichever

I am also...very interested in other pictures of Varda's scars...on pelvis perhaps...or chest...whichever

Purely for scientific purposes..of course. :)

Purely for scientific purposes..of course. :)

exactly.

String-, you've got pretty good health insurance, or a private hospital ..just for you..

What's the deal with that, BTW. Superstring writes us an essay about his injuries and put up no pictures.

I'll have the boyfriend snap some pics tonight... sorry, no scrotal piercing pics though.

String-, you've got pretty good health insurance, or a private hospital ..just for you..

I know this sounds crazy, but I have friends who were in the hospital more than me. I grew up in the mid-west country-side and getting torn to pieces because of the rough-and-tumble isn't unheard of.

~String

no scrotal pics... classic...

no scrotal pics... classic...

Well, for you Reiku, okay.

~String

Hi Superstring...

I\m just repeating what you said mate.

Hi Superstring...

I\m just repeating what you said mate.

I know. I'm just yankin' yer chain.

~String

Kinky... :)

I dunno too many people that proudly show off their scars. It depresses me

Well, I was going to just mention the utterly uninteresting scar I've got on my ankle from when I fell off my bike when I was about 10 but, ooh wait, check this out! A day out on the go-karts, a stray kite string, a moment of distraction and...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

Not permanent unfortunately, so I can't go storming into any bikers pubs looking well-hard. :(

(And no, I didn't 'sue'. My dear chap, I am British.)

Damn, those are some really boring scars. Maybe I ought to hang out with Varda. She's probably a bad influence though.

I'm a good influence

I am also...very interested in other pictures of Varda's scars...on pelvis perhaps...or chest...whichever

I have one in my neck, one in my shoulder blade, one on my side, and one on my stomach resulting from mole removals, they look like little turtles :)

...A day out on the go-karts, a stray kite string, a moment of distraction and......

I heard of a Pakistani child that got his jugular cut with a kite string and died. You one lucky mofo. :eek:

I dunno too many people that proudly show off their scars. It depresses me

I dont proudly show my scars, I just show them... In real life they are pretty discret because of the location on my forearm, but sometimes people see it and go OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?!?! I tell them it was drunk stupidity

Well, I was going to just mention the utterly uninteresting scar I've got on my ankle from when I fell off my bike when I was about 10 but, ooh wait, check this out! A day out on the go-karts, a stray kite string, a moment of distraction and...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

Not permanent unfortunately, so I can't go storming into any bikers pubs looking well-hard. :(

(And no, I didn't 'sue'. My dear chap, I am British.)

fuck! if that had been just a little deeper eh?

I heard of a Pakistani child that got his jugular cut with a kite string and died. You one lucky mofo. :eek:
Yes, it's a good job it was only thin nylon and not wire or anything like that, otherwise it could have been very, very nasty.

fuck! if that had been just a little deeper eh?
Indeed. Some lunatic could have been carring my skull around in a bag and burying it in their back garden.

Dear Reiku,

You have received an infraction at SciForums.com for: foul language.

************************************************** ***

"You are one cool bitch!!!!"

************************************************** ***

As you know, women do not generally like to be referred to as "bitches".

Unless they're really, really bitchy. Say if they had a t-shirt or something.

All the Best,

SciForums



i didnt take offence to it!! it was meant has a joke! and i saw it has such!

i didnt take offence to it!! it was meant has a joke! and i saw it has such!

Yeah, I had that happen to me. I find it odd when offense is taken by someone it wasn't said to and when it wasn't meant as offensive. :shrug:

This thread reminds of the scene in "Jaws", where they are comparing scars:

(Mac tears open his shirt and points to the center of his chest) There...right there...see it? Mary Jo Ellen broke my heart. :)

LOL * hi five Macgyver*

i didnt take offence to it!! it was meant has a joke! and i saw it has such!

So was the infract.

Well, I was going to just mention the utterly uninteresting scar I've got on my ankle from when I fell off my bike when I was about 10 but, ooh wait, check this out! A day out on the go-karts, a stray kite string, a moment of distraction and...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

Not permanent unfortunately, so I can't go storming into any bikers pubs looking well-hard. :(

(And no, I didn't 'sue'. My dear chap, I am British.)

That's a sexy lookin' neck, Redarmy! :p

~String

LOL * hi five Macgyver*

you still trying to steal macgyver from me?

(((((poke)))))

That's a sexy lookin' neck, Redarmy! :p

~String

i thought the same thing, but I thought revealing my obsession for necks might make me look even crazier than I already do

i thought the same thing, but I thought revealing my obsession for necks might make me look even crazier than I already do

so...you got those pictures of your other scars...lower region of the body? :cool:

My scars consist of...

Part of my middle finger on my right hand is jacked up from one of my deployments to Iraq... long story.

A circular scar on the top of my right hand, also from Iraq.

A scar on my forehead, again, from Iraq.

A scar on my right knee from getting hit by a car while walking which shattered my kneecap and dislocated both legs.

One on my left forearm from a knife. Got in a fight a few years back.

action man :D

action man :D

lol i've been around lol

action man!!! :bravo: :D