Does anybody know of any place or service that sells real breast milk (from a women). I've checked but came up with nothing. There's got to be somewhere or someone that provides this service.

Now, I may be the only one thinking of this question, but still, I'm gonna ask anyway

WHY!!!

Because I heard they make the best milkshakes!

Now I was really hoping not to see a question like yours until I got some answers but don't you think it's dumb that we have to drink milk from a cow? We're not cows, why don't we put women in factories? Cows don't drink people milk do they?

Now I was really hoping not to see a question like yours until I got some answers
I'm so talented

but don't you think it's dumb
Yes :p

I would say go around squeezing breasts, but that's not advisable :bugeye:

"I would say go around squeezing breasts, but that's not advisable"

Yeah that's not the way to go. I was even thinking about looking on Ebay. I'm sure there's someone crazy enough to sell there own breast milk but who would want to buy something like that and not know if the lady was a total drug addicted crack-head.

You're strange, and coming from me, that's going some!!

Yes I am strange BUT..........the original idea came from this popular football player on MTV Cribs. In his fridge he had breast milk that he drank, he said it was "his secret" and he's right! It's very good for you and increases brain power and immune functions etc.

My wife is breastfeeding. How much would you give for an 8 oz bottle? ;)

Well that depends. Has she used drugs? Any exctasy or LSD? Assuming she was straight edge and healthy I'd pay 10$ per ounce. That's a dollar an ounce plus a 2 dollar tip. Shipping and handling is on you:D

No drugs. No smoking, no alcohol. We are talking pure shit! Nothin but the best.

10$ per ounce
I may take you up on that! I can smuggle 10 ounces a week and keep the baby fat. Thats $400 extra income a month for me hmmm...

I'm not gonna even try and think of how he's gonna smuggle it :eek:

I can be pretty creative!
:D

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Does it taste better than cow's milk? Last time I had it was when I was still breastfeeding.

Its really sweet. Not good at all. Ive only tasted a tad, but I didnt find it appealling at all.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess:)

Hey, it's not about the flavor, it's about..............the essence of life.

When I get married and have kids I wouldn't mind drinking from the bottle :)

We're not cows, why don't we put women in factories? Cows don't drink people milk do they? PMSL. I think they inject cows with a hormone so their bodies think they are pregnant and continue to produce milk. Im sure this is how they do it!

I sell fresh breast milk. e mail mothersmilk10220@aol.com:)

Hey, if your serious send me an email ( tizznara@yahoo.com ) im a breast feeding mom. i did a google search for "sell breast milk" and a link to this thread was #1 ... well if you really are serouis about buying breast milk i can help yaa out :) im a stay at home mom and have been lookin for a way to make a little cash.

Originally posted by Cory
Does anybody know of any place or service that sells real breast milk (from a women). I've checked but came up with nothing. There's got to be somewhere or someone that provides this service.

No,but i can sell you a bottle of my cum for £1000

i did a google search for "sell breast milk" and a link to this thread was #1

Recognition, at long last! My mother would be so proud.

YOu must have an interesitng mother, Porfiry.
;)