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Bridge
07-16-03, 04:37 PM
Here's something for you wankers to smile about.

Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study


LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new research.

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.


They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.


"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.


In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.


The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.


But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.


"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.

bhudmaash
07-16-03, 04:53 PM
...what about the other 1%???!:D

sargentlard
07-16-03, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by bhudmaash
...what about the other 1%???!:D

They question mastrubation i guess.

Guyute
07-16-03, 05:01 PM
Awesome...im gonna go start reducing my risk right now!!!!:D :p

sargentlard
07-16-03, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Guyute
Awesome...im gonna go start reducing my risk right now!!!!:D :p

Atta boy..*gets a tear in his eye*..i am so proud..they grow up so fast these days.....go my boy......make that prostate cancer pay.

bhudmaash
07-16-03, 05:05 PM
In the book "The multi orgasmic man" the Taoists called ejaculation the "little death" because of the amount of energy that is uesd, and many studies have stated that during prolonged illness abstanining from masturbation showed to have positive effects with regards to the person's health.

Seen the film Papillion?

Guyute
07-16-03, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by sargentlard
Atta boy..*gets a tear in his eye*..i am so proud..they grow up so fast these days.....go my boy......make that prostate cancer pay.




Gee....Thanks Paw.....i knew id a make you proud....:D

Vortexx
07-16-03, 05:46 PM
Bhuudmaash has a point there, the production of semen draws valuable nutrients from the body, you keep jerking off like that and you waste some good stuff that needs to be replenished.

I can imagine that in times of sickness you need all your resources and nutrients and do not spill it HOWEVER:

SMOKING! SATURATED FATS, PCB-TOXINS and other modern western bad habits pollute the semen and Therefor in our kind of soceity frequent flushing may be beneficial, but perhaps not in a pre-industrial era it might have been better to take it more slow...

Fafnir665
07-16-03, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Vortexx
might have been better to take it more slow...


I wonder what percentage of sciforumers have a problem taking it slow ;)

But who cares about losing essential nutrients? In our society, which you insult (for good reason though), we also have ready access to any food you may need to regain that, so it's not that big of a deal anymore :D

SwedishFish
07-16-03, 11:04 PM
while you're at it give yourself a testicular cancer exam

Clockwood
07-16-03, 11:20 PM
DAMN YOU IMPOTENCE!!! DAMN YOU!!!

joemamaa
07-16-03, 11:23 PM
Just when you thought your winning the game of life theres a flag on the play.

Chicken chokers get less prostate problems good news the bad news is there always tired . Depressed,or thiniking of playing pocket pool.

Absane
07-16-03, 11:32 PM
Hot damn. Now I have an excuse to download porn videos ;)

revbill2001
07-17-03, 05:46 AM
Does masturbation help prevent some terrible disease in women also:confused:

doom
07-17-03, 05:52 AM
So to prevent prostate cancer you have to be a wanker.

:D

Zero
07-17-03, 08:25 AM
I think I read something about female orgasms warding off cervical cancer. No clue where I read that.

Ender
07-17-03, 06:12 PM
Does masturbation help prevent some terrible disease in women also

Boredom?

Sefter
07-17-03, 06:19 PM
Surely intercourse would clean out the glands just as well as masterbation, although I would estimate that intercourse is experienced less frequently than masterbation.

Bees
07-18-03, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Sefter
Surely intercourse would clean out the glands just as well as masterbation, although I would estimate that intercourse is experienced less frequently than masterbation.

Personally, I don't think I'll have that problem in my future with Twinkle Toes :D :p :o

SwedishFish
07-18-03, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by revbill2001
Does masturbation help prevent some terrible disease in women also:confused:

yes as a matter of fact it does! masturbation is good for everyone. in women, it eases menstrual symptoms, especially cramps, and childbirth. it also prevents incontinence. both men and women can keep their sexual organs in good healthy working order by clearing up the congestion once in a while.

psychomantyss
07-19-03, 12:11 AM
dad walks into his sons room to only find his son whacking off.
dad says "son if you keep jacking off, your gonna go blind."
son says "over HERE dad!"

ElectricFetus
07-19-03, 03:50 AM
Great then my prostates is clean and spotless :o especially after my last girl friend left me… dam “Abstinence” I told her we could do other things but she did not like that at all! Well as long as I got my Gigs and Gigs of porn.

Clockwood
07-19-03, 04:56 AM
As Jay Leno says "If masturbation prevented prostate cancer THERE WOULD BE NO PROSTATE CANCER!"

The musician guy says "I think I got rid of some this morning"