The end times are drawing to a close. He will be back soon. Tim LaHaye tells an awesome story. :yay:

http://virt22v.secure-wi.com/secure.timlahaye.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TLB&Product_Code=GWH&Category_Code=LPL

If you're familiar with his "Left Behind" series, you will LOVE this one. :bravo:

Get ready peeps. He's coming! :worship:

That's a fascinating link! thank you!

This was sent to the cesspool? WTF? :(

I tell you, they hate jesus here.

Yeah, and He knows it. Maybe THAT'S why He sent me here today. :confused:

Or He just wanted me to be blessed by talking to you. ;):D

He's coming now? But I'm still in my underpants.

:D No. You have time. But not much. ;)

Talk about a self-fufilling prophecy. Isn't the president these born-again clowns supported gunning for WWIII?

Yep! :bravo:
And I'm behind him 110%.
Someone has to stop Iminajihad. Only W has the b@lls.

Did you also "leave behind" your senses?

Everyone knows GWB has balls. That's why he fought so heroically in Vietnam.

Did you also "leave behind" your senses?

Nope. Got 'em all right here. Going to use a few pretty soon on someone just like you. I'll get 'em. I always do. ;) :)

Whats your conversion rate?

About 90% The Catholics are the toughest. :(

VitalOne is going to pray for me and turn me religious, maybe Sandy can do a kind of tag-team prayer thing.

He doesn't want you religious. He just wants you saved. ;) He uses chicks like me to get your attention. ;) :D

How do you know you really converted them?

Pimped out for Christ?

I usually keep in touch, see them at church, etc...
I have to go. Have a nice life till I see you again. :D
God Bless you. :)

Is there any other location in this site that is in "lower importance category" than the "Cesspool"? ´Cause this should be sent there.

Is there any other location in this site that is in "lower importance category" than the "Cesspool"? ´Cause this should be sent there.

I agree....:bugeye:

This is important information. Why is it in the cesspool? :confused::confused:

This is important information. Why is it in the cesspool? :confused::confused:

Satanic influence probably.

Satanic influence probably.

Illuminati bastards :bugeye:

He doesn't want you religious. He just wants you saved. ;) He uses chicks like me to get your attention. ;) :D

So God is a pimp?

Mmm, no. If He's using me to get you, then I'm the pimp, no? ;):D

Mmm, no. If He's using me to get you, then I'm the pimp, no? ;):D

No you would be the whore. He's the one benefiting from you selling your body.

The Devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape.

No you would be the whore. He's the one benefiting from you selling your body.

But I'm not selling my body. I'm after your soul. ;)

Aren't they all...

Nah. Some just want your body. Or your money. ;) :D

Can I have both?

It blows my mind what kind of moron propagates rapture threats when we face real global warnings, like the Zerg.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/f/0/8f09bb3b8c8db39bb5c83d97bb3e674f.gif

Only those aligned with Protoss will be evacuated before the Protoss incinerate Earth from space to control the infestation.

Jesus is coming...


and boy is he ever pissed.

It blows my mind what kind of moron propagates rapture threats when we face real global warnings, like the Zerg.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/f/0/8f09bb3b8c8db39bb5c83d97bb3e674f.gif

Only those aligned with Protoss will be evacuated before the Protoss incinerate Earth from space to control the infestation.

you have got to get me a link to that video

Is there any other location in this site that is in "lower importance category" than the "Cesspool"? ´Cause this should be sent there.

Agreed.

Jesus is coming...


and boy is he ever pissed.

:runaway:

[QUOTE=Exhumed;1592606]It blows my mind what kind of moron propagates rapture threats when we face real global warnings, like the Zerg....

That "moron" who first warned of the Rapture is God. Take it up with Him. :eek:

Where can I reach him?

Just start talking to Him. He's ALWAYS listening. ;)

He told me to fuck off. :(

He told me to fuck off. :(

that was the devil whispering in your ear. Jesus would never do that.