i just went and opend that when my mum was stood behind me....stoopid stoopid me. she was like why are you reading things about other mens penises, and i said.......................?
You frequently touch this “up yours” finger fantasy and you also once mentioned (in another thread) that your prime communication skills rely heavily on it when just making faces doesn’t bring you to a climax. …You should consider donating your middle finger to Ivan Kusanov for his next transplant. You could be making a fortune. Well, I will most probably one day end-up admiring your simplicity, but for the time been, I have to admit that I never came across any other person who’s brains are more insignificant than his middle finger. ……and Yes! ..You can give me your middle finger, I couldn’t expect anything else from you. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That made no sense whatsoever!! Awoo, back to the thread...TWO GIRLFRIENDS!!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! His finger couldn't have been that big surely!!
How would he be able to have sex? Would his finger change form when he became "aroused", and how would he be stimulated without all the necessary nerve endings?
Re: Re: Giving someone the finger... *tears of joy run down my face ! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
an interesting history lesson.... aside from penises, the "middle finger" came as a result of a battle between the french and the brittish in midievil times. The French, who in this battle vastly outnumbered the brittish mocked them before hand, and said something to the effect of "after we defeat you, we will cut off your middle fingers so for all time you will have to explain to people how badly you lost to us when they ask what happened to you" Well, turns out the brittish slaughtered the french, so as the french retreated, the Brittish all proudly stuck up their middle fingers and "flippin the bird" was born. Not sure if this story is true, but a history teacher of mine swears by it. and its amusing either way.
Didn't the British (one t) cut off the French Archers middle fingers and showed them the finger as an insult to this?
No, that's an urban legand. This gives Adam's avatar a whole new meaning. Adumb, we hardly knew ye. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Thor The English longbowmen were very deadly, and the French used to cut off their first two fingers if they captured any. This was due to such things as Agincourt, when English archers hammered the crap out of thousands of French knights. For a time in England, archery was encouraged in all villages and towns. Eventually it became illegal to practice any other sport.
you are sooo stoopid! damn you lot arnt very knowlageble are you......the french used to cut the english archers two fingers off...as in the victory sighn except outher way, so it stop them fireing arrows, so the brits used to stick up thier two fingers in defience to show they still had them........... and its true....forking hell!
