what do you think guests do all the time?
they are always here and never do anything, do they just sit around readng about us and imagining joining in in our amazing conversations.
i think ill talk to them, since they must feel left out.

HELLO GUESTS, IM LOGICALLY UNSOUND. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA??
well, you say that when you have guests dont you?

meh.

Depends on how long the guests are around. Sometimes I have to throw some out when they are hanging around for some days.

But doesn´t matter,
WELCOME GUEST!

Perhaps the guests are the wardens of this closed lunatic ward.

maybe..... maybe THEY are porfs secret identity.
MAYBE they are a secret society that govern our posting, and the only reason they dont post themselves is too not be found out.

WELL I KNOW ABOUT YOU YOU KNOW!!!!!!

this raises a GOOD question, what exactly DO they do?
maybe they are watching us... ahhhhhhh... sucking our knowledge... ahhh... and there is nothing we can do!

:D

lets ask them:

HELLO GUESTS! I AM A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE OF SCIFORUMS (they didnt elect me though, nor will they ever i guess) AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND YOUR SECRET ORGANISATION DO ALL THE TIME? PLEASE TELL US, WERE NICE.

anyone else want to make this once-in-a-liftime oppurtutiony to talk to the guests?

Hello Logically Unsound.

We watch your conversations to perform alien experiments on the human phyche.

HAHAHAHA thats amazing! i didnt think anyone would really register. so what else do you do????
what a numan? is it a guest thing?
whats it like there??
*blurbgle*

Oh god!!!! They can SPEAK!!!!

i KNOW ITS AMAZING....
guest.. say something
*captures guest and takes them to area 51 to study anatomy....
(not really)

This was the most amazing ADVERTISING THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! YOU JUST GAVE PORFY A USER!!

GRRRREEEAAAAT GOING LOGI!!!...

Bye!

Hello Logically Unsound.

We watch your conversations to perform alien experiments on the human phyche.

Then you are really not a ghost at all but are an alien then? If you perform alien experiments then that would show us your not a ghost for ghosts would not perform alien experiments but otherworldly experiments since ghosts are from otherworldly places, is this then not correct? :confused: :bugeye:

We are human. We work for aliens and the government.

Wait a minute ... how do we know this "guest" of ours isn't one of us who registered under a new identity and isn't pretending to be one of those "unknowns" outside who browse through these forums.

they are ploting for us all to be taken away to mental institutions. Run!

but im already in one......
and someone stoel my legs last night so i cant run.
GUEST STOLE MY LEGS!!!!! for their experiments. WE MUST BURN HIM/HER!!!!


singularity, dont spoil it. GUEST, say something!!!
AHA parhaps YOU are GUEST, trtying to waylay suspisicon......

We needed your legs. We were just going to take one of them, but we decided with your mental state, you might actually try to get away with only one. We must complete the Experiment!

cool, even more>>>>

HEY MORE GUESTS SIGN UP!!!!!!!!
BUT YOU MUST BE CALLED GUEST WITH THE NUMBER THAT YOU HAVE SIGNED UP IN ETC LIKE GUEST II HERE!!!!!!

when can i have my legs back?

Never. We quite enjoy watching you atempt to function without them.

But now im stuck at this computer desk, and i will never be able to move again until i get my legs back.
and ask anyone, they probably dont want me here for the rest of their lives all day every day, do they?

We are guests. That is not our concern.

i think everyone else might have a viewpoint on it though.
where do you come from? have you a spaceship?

We live in a yellow submarine.

with the beatles?????? *expectantly* (not really their not that great.... at all)
Or AAF (LOL) poor bastards.

No. With the other guests. DUH!

Oh god!!!! They can SPEAK!!!!

Well...they can type. Let us not jump to conclusions.

good point. dont be so clever.
they cant speak actually otherwise theyd not have those weird voice boxes on.

just off the subject of guests:

whats going on in open government? i mean, i never really look at actual forums areas but that place is a little silly. all its got is 'ban' threads. its even got a 'ban banning' and on top of that theres a 'ban ban banning' thread.
have people got nothing better to do than try and get others banned?

back to guests:
SAY THINGS!!!!

Break out the tea, We're a litte thirsty.

We are watching you!

But we thought ghosts were dead already and don't need any food. I found a place where they have videos of some of your ghostly friends that seem to want food also.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Did someone from the Wes collective mad the guest up? They sure as hell talk like I did and they even write in white. But it wasn´t me, seriously :eek:

Why would wes become a guest?

I did not say wes, I said Wes COLLECTIVE! there´s a big difference. :D

We are not wes! We are guests.

We are watching you!

have you read all the wes threads? you might get a few ideas from em.
has the original Guest joined you yet?
(aRAGRARGA i just realized im abetting and abiding the formation of a new cult!)

p.s. MORE GUESTS PLEASE JOIN I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice fades away*

Hello there Unsound. We are still here.

Wooohooooooo!!!!!
More More More!!!!

Have these guests not worn out their welcome yet? I can't say they're very interesting.

i know, but one day a really good one might turn up....
they are starting a rehashed wesdom again...... dammit.
still, i would like to meet more guests. for some reason.

Why do you want to talk to them?

because they present an interesting dictomy. its sounds better when said.

BRING ON THE GUESTS>

Yes, I agree. Bring on the guests!

Hehe, I am still there watching you Unsound....

WESAREWEWERAREWESWESWEARE

also, when i am young and old on this forum i can list one of my achievements as being:

-bringing 3 people to sciforums as guests, but instead of converting normal people, i finally conversed with the guests and also they are people i have never even spoke to. plus, i did not even need to poke them witha sitck . *is mad*

That's because the only people that read your threads are the weird ones!

Yes, unsound is our main source of entertainment while we are plotting in the shadows.

yay, i am a source of entertainment *beams unnessasarily*

I SUPPOSE I HAVE TO BE WITH NO BLOODY LEGS

How about you surrender to the collective :D
Then you don´t need legs...

ever read any of the westhreads. itd be wise to do so, and my answer is there many times.

He doesn't have the brain, that, you need. :D

Man, Unsound is thick... :D

yes, im not that stupid, i just, 'play along'.

You just sat there while we took your legs!

Sure, you say you want to talk to us, and then you leave!

no, i went across the room to bed, since it was 1:00 in the moring and i was a bit tired.
of course i sat there while you ttok my legs, otherwise i wouldnt be 'playing along'

Ooooh, look eyeballs every where

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thats not EVERYWHERE.............

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but there are a lot of them


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Shit............

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*Pokes Guest II and III's eyes.... allllll of them!*

YOu have much to do than. :p

i managed to poke all of them in about 1 minute (using my finger on the screen)

*sighs at LU's amount of free time*

1 minute?
my free time is highly abundent.

Oh, yours too :D

prbably not as abundant as yours, from what i read in your thread.....

THat's why i'm in so much pain!

Fuck off Guest II, the imitator.

Please, don't tell anyone about the experiments. It will affect our final results. Unsound in under particular investigation.

*Pokes guests with a stick* HEY THIS IS FUN!!!!! *Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*

stop poking him, hes got my legs. if you annoy him ill never get them back. traitor.

ok. i'll help freeing ur leg and then its *poke poke poke poke* allllll the way!

My ribs hurt...that was great.

The second experiment is under way.

Please remain calm and act like you normally do. Do not resist our control. If you comply with our requests, you will be handsomely rewarded in the afterlife, which we control.

shoot the eye!

ahrargara this thread has come back?

dammit, no actual guests ever signed on, i cant believe that.

down wit di eye,

The eye will reign forever! HAHAHAHAHA!

Shut up.

Hello children!

Im not a child, im an embryo.