Hello Guys,

I am a 6'2" 135 pound man. You are probably already imagining me as a living skeleton, but that is not the case. My structure is more effeminate and masculine rolled into one.

Now, I would like to know how I can increase my chances of getting laid. All that I do right now is go to school (currently taking my last two classes for my accounting degree), watch TV (usually anime and cartoons), and play video games.

What steps should I take to meet a female? Where should I go?

I am so horny that I can barely pay attention to anything (even masturbation). Just kidding. But, I do want to get laid. Suggestions?

Eat 6 lbs of lard every morning for breakfast.

Befriend ugly/fat chicks with low self-esteem.

I thought of this. Where can I find these "ugly and/or fat chicks"?

I can say right off the bat you got nothing to make yourself stand out as a dominate male. To top it off, it seems like there is nothing much you can talk about other than anime, the latest RPG, and how to balance a check book.

I suggest you frequent bars and build your confidence. Get into trouble a few times.

I am not into RPG's! I am into FPS.

I have been thinking about getting a gun.

Do you play CS or Quake 3 CPMA mod? I want to play you!

Do you play CS or Quake 3 CPMA mod? I want to play you!

Nope. I am an XBOX man. Break out Halo or Ghost Recon: Advance Warighter.

Oh never mind. Console gaming is overrated.. except when you play Halo 1 with 16 people :D

On a LAN or over GameSpy?

Lan. I forgot the program, but there is/was a program out for Xbox (the first one) that would let you play Halo 1 online.. all you needed was a computer, some ethernet cables, and a router.

Back in the dorms 2 or 3 years ago, we would run 100 feet of ethernet cable across the halls or out the windows down several floors to play people.

It was XBOX Connect. I played on there a few times.

Do you live near a metro city? If so, go drive around there friday nights... you will find random parties where random people show up. I done it a few times.. get drunk and have no regrets :)

Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It would guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

Life is very challenging at your age, to the point of coming across as downright perverse and unfair. It is a nearly universal experience that the more you focus your thoughts and energies on getting sex, the more you decrease your chances of actually getting any.

Women in general are turned off by men who appear to be desperately, compulsively horny. This is hard for us to understand because we think women like that are wonderful, but they don't feel that way about us at all. You've heard about all those Venus/Mars things... well this is definitely one of them.

This doesn't mean they don't like men who are aggressive and sexual. But there is a big difference between those men, who exude a confident air and give the impression that they get laid at least once every night because other women find them exciting, and men who exude a pathetic air and give the impression that they only get it on their birthday from a sympathetic female buddy who takes pity on them after getting good and drunk.

That said... Yes, you should certainly be hanging out with women who aren't supremely confident social leaders. How do you find them? This is where being smart is handy. Are those women going to be in bars? At parties? Hanging out with the crowds after a football game? Probably not. They're more likely to be less social and spend a lot of time alone or with a couple of friends. You'll mostly run into them only in the places everybody has to go.

I guess you're in school, so that means you'll run into them at school. This isn't so bad, school is a great place to find women with whom you have something in common, and who therefore will be amenable to conversation with you. There are women who are avid videogamers, who spend a lot of time in the library, who do arts and crafts, who work with animals. Do you like any of that stuff? If not, what exactly do you like? You have to have something in your personality if you want to attract a woman, something that makes you an individual, something you have information and opinions about.

Getting involved in a hobby or a craft, taking a class, or joining a group that does something a little unconventional... these are all good ways to meet the girls who aren't in bars and at parties.

I don't know how old you are. Back in the 1950s most people didn't have their first sexual experience until they were 18-20, and many of them waited a good deal longer than that. So it is possible to live without sex and not explode or become a psychopath.

That's more uncommon today, but still there's a bell curve and an awful lot of people are out there at the ends of the curve.

What to do while you're waiting? Many men just pay prostitutes. Personally I don't recommend it but I can't very well ignore the fact that a lot of people don't agree with me. Nonetheless, there are two serious problems with it.

The most obvious is that unless you live in a civilized country like Holland (or the state of Nevada) where prostitution is legal and prostitutes get top-notch medical care, the chances are very high that you'll catch something. You'll be lucky if it's good old fashioned syphillis or gonorrhea, because they can knock those out easily with old fashioned antibiotics. It could be herpes, which is incurable and will be a nasty souvenir you'll carry around for the rest of your life. And I shouldn't have to tell you what the worst case is. Condoms work very well, but only in a statistical context as a public health measure. The chance of one individual condom not preventing disease is something like one in five hundred, which is pretty scary odds with today's diseases.

The other is that sex with a prostitute isn't going to be what you're expecting. Unless you can afford one of the thousand-dollar call girls who is essentially a professional actress specializing in a unique role, there will be no connection, no chemistry, no magic. She'll try her best not to act totally bored, you'll get your rocks off, she'll jump up instantly and wash it all away in an attempt to stay clean and healthy, then she will say thanks and go wait for the next guy. If you're dying of horniness I know that doesn't sound so bad. But its ability to satisfy you so it takes your mind off of sex for a few days is very limited, you'll probably be in the same mood again tomorrow.

Practice being patient, practice not looking like you're desperate for sex, use your IQ to increase your chance of coming in contact with a girl who might be interested in you, and then use your patience again to let it happen naturally instead of hoping she sleeps with you after your first date.

Good luck.

^^ Thats good writing above me.. Cept a lot of people wont waste their time with hobby groups or anything of that sort. And he wants to get laid, not go hunting.. Although hunting is extremly fun. It is all about confidence, if you could go to a party and just lay back, not act interested and let the girls come to you.. Assuming you look a little bit attractive, you gotta do some hunting, but for the most part be confident and be cool.. If you cant chill out normally and not act so desperate, then I suggest drink just enough to calm down and not act stupid. Or a very good way would be weed, assuming you don't freak out with it..
I dunno, it works pretty well I think; but people are different, so I just thought I would throw this out there.
Have fun.

night clubs are like booty grocery stores. you have to spend a little time and money (on drinks) but there is no greater concentration of sexually available women. if all you want to do is get laid, its perfect.

If you want to get laid. Buy a coffin, lay down inside, and accept to be burried inside the Earth.

Now, I would like to know how I can increase my chances of getting laid.
Yes!
Finally a thread for one of my favorite areas of discussion.


I have been thinking about getting a gun.
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WTF


Yes, you should certainly be hanging out with women who aren't supremely confident social leaders.
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WTF. . . . ????


I thought of this. Where can I find these "ugly and/or fat chicks"?
WTF!!!!????


#1
Fat ugly chicks? Is this some sort of demented fetish? Please tell me you are joking, and wish to find hot chicks.

#2
How in the hell is a gun going to help you get laid? Do you plan on capping girls into bed with you?
Please tell me you will be using it to shoot prostitutes that dare charge humans for sex.

So on to the most important thing:
Date Money.

There is no way I can help you in this. You either have it or you don’t. Hopefully you can get it.
Basically, the more date money you have, the far more easier it is to get laid by girls.
Getting laid by girls, and having no date money is like sticking a camel in your needle.




Other than that:
#1 Always look immaculate.

Women will take notice of the slightest stain on your clothes. Keep your body squeaky clean. Pretend for a minute that you are James Zorro Don Juan Denzel Fabio Bond. Then walk into a room, and fight women off of you with a stick. Use a good fragrance. You don’t need to be all dark and formal like Zorro or Bond. Just make sure whatever is you are wearing, it is spotless, and matching, and fitting to your elegant manliness. Haircut should always be fresh. Face should be clear as can be. Shaved well. If you plan to use facial hair, don’t. If you really must, make sure it is well groomed.


#2 Always walk out of the door with a great attitude.
As soon as you leave the comfort of your home, you have an aura of bright enthusiasm. When you walk into a room, you greet everybody you know. You introduce yourself to everybody you think you might think could boost your reputation. Even those who might not. Carrying yourself like a celebrity is good.

Smile. Look at people in the eyes. Don’t even talk to them. Talk to their bloody eyes. Be aware of how you move and how you talk. Glide like a vampire. Talk in a smooth calm voice, and express enthusiasm. No garbled mumbling or nasally voice. I personally have seen pornstars talk to girls in nasally voice, and still get girls. But I highly recommend against it. It is repulsive.

Talk to people about anything. Talk about video games at any girl whether she is interested in it or not. It is a gaddam interesting subject no matter how hot she is, so she had better get with the program.

(Warning: unfortunately, we live in a stigmatic society. Talking about things such as video could make you come off as wack. Simply because people are sheep, and if they are supposed to consider somebody that plays video games wack, they will consider you wack for playing video games. Which brings us to #3.)


#3 Avoid wackness at all cost.
Wackness is the opposite of coolness. It is not difficult to figure out what the zombified masses consider to be wack no matter how cool it really might be. Better to keep something to yourself if it could be potentially be considered wack. Take every opportunity for coolness. This could be risky because if executed incorrectly, you will come off wack. Be yourself no matter what. You can never come off wack despite the stigmas if you be yourself. Hence, try not to care too much about what girls think, and talk about video games as if they were the coolest thing on earth which they pretty much are.

Don’t say anything stupid or arrogant. Make sure you are wholesome, and will not do anything weird and dramatic. Do not say anything that will weird them out. This a guaranteed ticket to wackness. Act mature. Which brings us to #4.

Respect your reputation. Make sure everybody respects you as that really cool tall guy that comes in and talks to all these girls.


#4 Talking tips.
Talk to girls backwards. Don’t talk to them face to face. This eliminates eye contact, but for some reason it might be helpful. Next time you go up to a girl, do a 180 so she is behind you, and talk to her over your shoulder. I think it makes you look busy as if you have a full life, and zesty lookouts.

Make them laugh. This is important for gaining their trust, but you have to do it in a way that won’t make you come across as a weirdo, and therefore wack.

Avoid talking about what interests them. After long socializing, and contemplation, Cool Skill discovered something that has never been known by any other scientist on the planet:
Girls are never interested in anything cool or interesting. Never take them seriously.

At all costs, avoid talking about yourself in a way as if you are tying to inform her of your good qualities. This should be avoided like the plague. Also at all costs, put her on the spot so that she is justifying herself to you. Therefore, she is telling you all these good qualities about herself as if she is trying to prove herself to you. Do not do it to her, but encourage her to do it to you.


#5 Come to think of it, I’m not sure if most of these are tips regarding how to get laid rather than how to be like Cool Skill.
Either way, being like Cool Skill will get you lots of fun experiences with women.
Being Cool Skill to me is even better than getting laid.
Remember that you should genuinely be happy with being yourself.
As you can see from this current section alone, I am extremely happy with myself and who I am. There are a few things I don’t like about myself, but other than these minor imperfection flaws, I love myself to death.
So I would say, the #5 tip is really to try to think of yourself in your coolest ideal form, behave that way in reality, and have lots of self esteem in regarding yourself as utterly amazing.
Just like I regard myself as utterly unfathomably amazing.


#6 But nothing, not even that compares to the all important:
Having date money.

Girls want you to pay for every bleeding thing. If you want to be a pimp, you might use tactics to get her to pay for you. I’m not much of a pimp as it does not get you much respect in the long run.
Either way, it doesn’t matter how great or amazing you are. Without date money, your odds decrease dramatically. With lots of date money, you could be as wack as you want to be.


#7 Never take your mind off of the objective. This type of laser focus is so all fabric of the universe behemothly important. Screw details, and everything else. The objective is what your mind should be on. Objective objective objective.

What is the objective?
To sleep with lots of women?
Not exactly.

To be the type of guy that attracts really hot girls. In order to do this, you must be the type of guy girls gossip about. When girls gossip, more girls want in on you. This is the objective.

To have the respect of your peers, and love and admiration from all these girls that have a crush on you, and love you kiss kiss kiss, and want to be with you for ever kiss kiss kiss.

The other objective might also be to have date money.

i'll have to agree with fraggle rocker
women seem to go for the intelligent, confident type.

Coolskill,

You were born on the anniversary of Washington's death. Is that cool or wack?

Ta,

H.

I aslo agree to an extent.

Something facinating is that I know some girls that go for total assholes.
I met some guys, and they were total total pukarific assholes, but they had some hot girls that I would not have minded getting with myself.

Coolskill,

You were born on the anniversary of Washington's death. Is that cool or wack?

Ta,

H.
Is this a trick question?
I happen to think it is cool. Because it means that GW#1 reincarnated into you. That means you can go around telling people you are the president of the united states.

Ok, this is a subject on which I believe I can be of use.

Here are a few pointers, step by step:

First of all, be presentable.

Have reasonable hygiene, shower and shave every day, wear deodorant, maybe even a little (a little!) cologne. Have at least a minimum amount of fashion sense. If you have a silly/alternative haircut, or no haircut at all, get a reasonable one. This doesn't mean turning into a metrosexual, and if you don't have a sense for clothes, just wear the same nondescript things every other guy does ; the idea is not to win over girls with your style, but at least not to turn off any because of it. If the way you present yourself doesn't put you at a handicap against the next guy, then you're halfway there.

Second of all, and this is the most important, have confidence.

I cannot emphasize this enough. What women look for in a man is confidence. Period. Things like good looks, money and power are only vehicles for confidence. And they can smell confidence -- I'm not kidding, either. I'm a firm believer in pheromones, and if you want to get laid you need to exsude confidence. I'm not very good looking, fatter than average, and yet I sleep with beautiful women because I can display that aura of self confidence that draws women to men.

That's pretty easy to say, and harder to do. Having confidence is like having creativity, it's not something you can learn, but that you have to nurture within yourself until it starts to flow out of you naturally.

In my experience, confidence comes from having the skills to accomplish something. Take something you're good at, and use that ability to make you believe in yourself. If you don't have anything you're good at, find something. Develop a skill, master it, and use that to build confidence.

In my experience nothing builds confidence like learning martial arts. First of all, it should beef you up a bit and help with your posture, which wouldn't hurt. Second of all, knowing you can beat up the guy you're talking to does help with feeling good about yourself. But most importantly, martial arts give you a better understanding and control of your body, which -- and this is something that has to be experienced to be understood -- really changes the way you behave and approach life. Apart from spiritual people, the kind of people I know who radiate the most confidence and charisma are people who do lots of martial arts.

If you're not into sweating, I would recommend taking acting classes. They'll teach you to be less self conscious and to better express yourself, which are also great at building confidence, and skills you'll need to interact with women. Actors are also known for their charisma and that's no coincidence either. But really any sports or any skill will do. Painting, whatever.

Then you have to use that skill to convince yourself that you have abilities, that you can do things, and from that you can build self confidence.

So once your looks aren't prohibitive, and you've got a reasonable amount of self confidence, you're ready to find women to sleep with. Which leads me to:

Step three, talk to women.

The only way to get laid, short of a pill and a gag, is to talk to women. Seems stupid, but most guys stay at home, or when they go out stay in packs with their friends, and never just go and talk to them.

How do you get good at talking to women? Like everything else. You can't become a good athlete or a good writer without practicing, and you can't become good at talking to women without talking to women.

You'll get shot down at first. I still vividly remember the condescending smile that the first woman I asked out after high school gave me, and each time I recall the incident I get a prickling in my heart. But the next woman gave me her number, and the next woman agreed to go out with me, and now my last girlfriend worked as a model for the Ford Agency.

So, where to find women? Well, there's over three billion of them on the planet, shouldn't be too hard...

The easiest thing would be to go to a bar or club with friends. Women go to these places expecting to be approached romantically by men, that's the whole reason why these places exist, so you don't have to be self conscious about doing it.

But I'm assuming if you're an accountant whose past times include masturbating, watching anime and playing video games, you're not much into clubbing, so I would suggest that before you move on to that, you sign up for a class. Aerobics, macrame, whatever. It can be your "confidence-building" class, but I don't recommend it. Again, women know that they're bound to find men at these things. This game is played by both sides, so don't worry about asking out the cute girl in your pottery class, she knows you're interested and odds are she'll be wondering why you haven't done it sooner.

Yes, that's two classes you have to pay for, but them's the breaks.

Of course, you could always go for the Intarwebs, but that's at your peril. I don't remember who said that girls on the Internet are cute/single/sane, choose two.

After you have enough experience asking out girls from classes, then you can go try to pick them up at bars, clubs, parties, etc. As you get better at talking to women, as your confidence builds, the odds of your getting laid will only increase until you finally do.

A few last words of advice:

1- Stay in your league. Most guys except that a simple makeover will make them sleep with Jessica Alba-lookalikes, but that only happens in movies (and bad ones). If you start by chatting up the hottest girl in the room, don't be surprised if you get shot down, and don't use that as an excuse to stop trying. I assume you're no Pitt, so don't try to get a Jolie. At least not at first.

2- Whatever you do, do NOT go down the friend route! Women put men in boxes very quickly, and once you're in that box it's nearly impossible to come out. That box is either labelled "potential lover" or "friend." This is also known as the ladder theory (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html). Don't become friendly with a girl thinking later it can lead to more. It won't. You have to make it obvious to her right away that you're interested in her romantically. If she's not, that's fine, move on to another girl. But do not ever ever become a "friend" or the only thing that will come of that is annoyance at best and pain at worst.

Hope this was useful ; tell me how it works out.

What steps should I take to meet a female? Where should I go?

I am so horny that I can barely pay attention to anything (even masterbation). Just kidding. But, I do want to get laid. Suggestions?
My first comment, delivered to me from the Spelling Nazis: "Masturbation".

Now, as for your problem. You may have thought about this already, but perhaps you could go out more once you're done with school. You know, go where people hang out, like clubs, the mall, cafés, etc. While you're there, talk to some women. Make sure you act nonchalantly interested, not desperate. I think your chances of finding a woman will be pretty good if you do that.

The guy will never get laid properly if first he must lay it down in a bloody forum. Duh.

The guy will never get laid properly if first he must lay it down in a bloody forum. Duh.

Fuck the spelling Nazis and Meantime.

Make sure you act nonchalantly interested, but not desperate.

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Say hello to my grammar Nazi, bitch.

Just kidding. Thanks for your input.

My advice: Get a brick. Hit her in the head with it, and fuck her before she wakes. It's just that simple! I call it the brick system!

It's true: the brick system is a miracle. It worked for me!

+1! I used an encyclopedia though... but it was so big and thick! Worked right out of the box! Brittanica, I couldn't have done it without you!

My advice: Get a brick. Hit her in the head with it, and fuck her before she wakes. It's just that simple! I call it the brick system!

Coffee, you are brilliant! I am no longer a virgin. I got laid at a 7/11 a hour ago.

Coffee, you are brilliant! I am no longer a virgin. I got laid at a 7/11 a hour ago.

That kind of brings a different meaning to the words "I went to 7/11 to get a slurpee."

That kind of brings a different meaning to the words "I went to 7/11 to get a slurpee."

No, she gave me a "frozen dinner".

Prostitutes are easy to find in any large city if all you want is to get laid, but if you are looking for a girlfriend or a long relationship that motive would make every decent girl run away immediately. You have to find common interests and be friends before you can be lovers, else you're just looking for a tramp and a one-night stand.

Coffins are easy to find in any large city if all you want is to get laid

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Be confident and the less the girl initially knows about you, the better. Also, always let the girl know immediately what your intentions are when you first meet them to avoid being stuck on the dreaded "just friends" list. It's better to be shot down right away and know where you stand than to waste your time trying to get with a girl that has already made up their mind about you.

- N

Just hang out with sluts.
They usually end up sleeping with their friends.

Also, ex girlfriends that are single or on the rebound, and don't hate you.

Let me tell you all, want to get laid? Buy a coffin and lay down...peace and serenity forever.

Let me tell you my experience with woman.

I'm 25, a virgin, and live at home. I'm on antidepressants (Zoloft & Seroquel)

I am 6'3, thin, short blond hair.

I will never, on this planet, get laid!

Why?

I have never been very social with anyone, mostly because they treated me very badly when I was in Junior High School onward. People never, never, asked for my number or began a conversation with me, they always set the stick in my hand. I'm tired. I feel old... I've tried being nice, polite, then rough an aggressive. All I found out was I don't enjoy not being myself, I am nice.

Here's what you can expect if you haven't already gotten laid.

1. Some girls will hold conversations with you but only if you begin them first.

2. You'll never get a YES as an answer to the question "Would you like to go out sometime?" Someone even told me "I don't have a phone" which I later heard another girl had told some other fellow. Sadly they laughed about it, I knew she'd done the same thing to me.

3. Woman want money, it's their nature to seek men that can provide breeding ground for children. Even if they don't want kids unconsiously they still feel "what if" an seek a guy making good money.

Now here's a few things... umm woman are sexy as hell, god they are. Almost every girl has a fine ass, anyways back to the rest of this...

So here I am, I feel like dirt, I mean the lowest, trashiest dirt imaginable. I've never gotten laid but was lucky enough to kiss a few girls. I haven't had a date since High School!

If this is you then you're doomed. There is no hope, the only thing I can do now is try hypnosis to integrate mental triggers that will remove my sexual drive. Like pressing the first three fingers of my left hand together will do this, etc.

I can't say I blame woman for not wanting a guy like me, I have a therapist, I'm nice, I am shy but talkitive when you get to know me. No one has ever asked me anything without me first saying something to them. Sadly this is the future I can look forward to... I think it's an inborn sense, people can just tell if you're not the most exciting guy.

May all you suffering find some semblence of peace in this life.


You sound all too much like me :eek:

There is hope for you all, get a knife and strike your heart. Next life is your hope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqByJtyGdA

Someone even told me "I don't have a phone" HAHAHAHAHA oh God, that is gold!

...Sorry.

Anyway, if you want to find girls who will have sex with you I'm sure you can ; anyone can in today's society, with enough willpower. Just follow my advice from page 2 and tell us how it works out.

you people are all idiots. if you just want to get laid, then grab $80 and head on over to manchester street. although you may want to try a whorehouse if you are afraid of diseases(i hear the atami is quite good).

gotta love legal prostitution :m:

you people are all idiots. if you just want to get laid, then grab $80 and head on over to manchester street. although you may want to try a whorehouse if you are afraid of diseases(i hear the atami is quite good).

gotta love legal prostitution :m:It's not about emptying your balls, man, it's all about the hunt!

I agree with you on legalized prostitution though.

you people are all idiots. if you just want to get laid, then grab $80 and head on over to manchester street. although you may want to try a whorehouse if you are afraid of diseases(i hear the atami is quite good).
Not everyone lives near Christchurch, dude...

Many of these bits of advice have a broad focus. "All girls..." are like this or "most women..." don't want that. So you're telling him the tried and true tricks for appealing to the average woman, particularly the average woman who is highly social and hangs out in bars and at parties. Particularly the shallow type who doesn't have any interests other than having money spent on her.

If Mr. Tee hasn't yet tried to go out "hunting" (as one of you put it) for this type of prey, then perhaps he can follow your advice, improve his "hunting" skills, and pick up one of them. But the odds are that he's already tried it and found that he just doesn't have the social skills for it, or for some other reason it just doesn't work for him. Lots of us guys never got anywhere with those women with that approach.

Since all men are not alike, it's an incredible bit of good fortune that all women are also not alike.

I'm just offering some suggestions that might work if yours don't.

For a guy who hasn't yet developed supreme self confidence, who is a little put off by the vapidity of the bar scene, who can't afford to spend fifty bucks on drinks just to finally find a girl who will stay at his table and dance with him for a little while... there are plenty of other girls, plenty of other places, and plenty of other approaches to the problem.

Many of these bits of advice have a broad focus. "All girls..." are like this or "most women..." don't want that. So you're telling him the tried and true tricks for appealing to the average woman, particularly the average woman who is highly social and hangs out in bars and at parties. Particularly the shallow type who doesn't have any interests other than having money spent on her.

If Mr. Tee hasn't yet tried to go out "hunting" (as one of you put it) for this type of prey, then perhaps he can follow your advice, improve his "hunting" skills, and pick up one of them. But the odds are that he's already tried it and found that he just doesn't have the social skills for it, or for some other reason it just doesn't work for him. Lots of us guys never got anywhere with those women with that approach.

Since all men are not alike, it's an incredible bit of good fortune that all women are also not alike.

I'm just offering some suggestions that might work if yours don't.

For a guy who hasn't yet developed supreme self confidence, who is a little put off by the vapidity of the bar scene, who can't afford to spend fifty bucks on drinks just to finally find a girl who will stay at his table and dance with him for a little while... there are plenty of other girls, plenty of other places, and plenty of other approaches to the problem.(First of all, let me explain that I used the term "hunt" humorously. [/disclaimer])

But I don't see how this post is useful.

First, you berate me and others for making (pardon the pun) broad generalisations. I don't see how you could answer a request as general as "Help me get laid" with something other than general advice on how women behave (in general) and how to seduce them (in general).

Then you point out that other techniques than the ones mentioned work, without ever mentioning what they are. There are plenty of women who don't go to bars? No kidding! How useful!

I'd also like to comment on your visible contempt for the bar scene and the people who can be found there. While it's true that in some places (not all), fifty bucks are easily spent, and the people there are mind-numbingly shallow, and while it's also true that (unbelievable though it may seem) women have been seduced at places other than bars, bars and other watering holes are the chosen place for socialization for our whole society, whether you like it or not, and I don't see what is so shallow and vapid with wanting to socialize with other people, and going to the places where people traditionally gather to do that. I don't share your judgemental character and don't for the life of me see why a woman who has an active social life, wants to meet new people and start romantic relationships with those she fancies is automatically shallow and interested only in money.

Besides, my whole point is that a guy who hasn't developed self confidence should, instead of taking that state as a necessity and working his life around it, work to increase his self confidence, if only because it's impossible to lead a happy, healthy life without at least a minimal amount of belief in yourself.

And this may be another generalisation, but people are people, and whether performing well with the opposite sex is part of getting good self confidence. There's nothing I wish on a guy with low self confidence more than seducing a woman he likes and getting her into bed.

In short, it's not because you're too scared and embittered by rejection to go out with girls that you need to turn off others to the prospect. :)

I personally enjoy the club scene because I am a performer, and I like dancing. The people there (in general) are usually untillects with nothing really of intrest to talk about. I come across models that are not only super grogeous, they are also very intelligent academically, well bread, and rich. Either way, they usually turn out to be untillects or pseudointellects none the less.

Getting laid is just like any skill. You live it, eat it, breathe it, and sleep with your ball.
You want to play guitar, you live it, eat it, breath it, and sleep with yor guitar.
You want to play golf, you live it, eat it breath it, and sleep with your golf club.

What comes out is Michael Jordan, Van Halen, and Tiger Woods. Now you don't have to be this obsessed with seducing girls, but the more focus and effort you put into it, the more better at it you will be.

It doesn't appear that Tee has that much interest in actually getting laid by girls that actually have any interest in him. Simply hitting them with a brick will do fine. But you throw away all the pleasure of actually having a girl that likes you and enjoys being with you.

I totally disagree with all those nonsense statements regarding going for ugly girls or girls that are in "your calibur". It's the most retarded garbage I have ever heard in my life. There is zero verifiable scientific studies out there that can seriously support pseudoscientific claims that a person will be better off meeting somebody of "equal level of beauty". That such relationships tend to be better quality and last longer. This is total and absolute nut factory garbage.

I can go into paragraph after paragraph about how obscenely idiotic this baseless notion is, but anybody with any bit of sense could easily how rediculous this is right away. This goes exactly in line with the same idiot lunacy that my friend came to me with:
"People that were sexually abused when they were younger are more likely to grow up to have homosexual tendencies, and there is lots of scientific research about it."

This attitude about finding somebody with similar level of beauty is based on complete fallacy, and often leads to a disillusional idea of what you are. You are a human being which makes you an entitiy of extremely powerful potential and ability. There is no partner out there that is not in your "calibur".

Also, if you're having trouble approaching girls due to a lack of self-confidence, try drinking a shot of some alcohol or down an energy drink to loosen you up and give you a rush. That'll help not be so nervous around em. Just don't drink too much where you become a drunk idiot or hyperactive. A simple shot of some strong stuff outta do.

- N

alcohol on its own isnt the best. weed is probably as close to a magic formula for loosening up as you can get. but the best idea is to get a mate to go with you and encourage you, otherwise both of those drugs will just amplify your nervousness/awkwardness. plus having a friend there means that when you get slapped in the face you can go back to your table and have a laugh, rather than going back to the bar and sitting there looking like a loser.

alcohol on its own isnt the best. weed is probably as close to a magic formula for loosening up as you can get. but the best idea is to get a mate to go with you and encourage you, otherwise both of those drugs will just amplify your nervousness/awkwardness. plus having a friend there means that when you get slapped in the face you can go back to your table and have a laugh, rather than going back to the bar and sitting there looking like a loser.

I would go with a Jager Bomb... last few times I smoked weed I got too tired to do anything.. it's almost like I cannot handle it.

Go Jager Bomb!

last few times I smoked weed I got too tired to do anything.. it's almost like I cannot handle it.
That happened to me with weed resin two 4/20s ago. Yeah, never doing the resin again.

Teetotaler, if you're gonna take vslayer's advice and use weed to keep yourself calm and confident, you should only smoke a little bit of it, or get shwag. That way you get the good feeling without the high. And make sure you don't smell of weed. Some people hate the smell. Cover it up with breath mints and a bit of Axe spray. But as for blood-shot eyes, I know people who use eyedrops, something like Clear Eyes, but I can't vouch for how effective they are.

I don't smoke weed or drink. Hell, I'm a teetotaler.

That happened to me with weed resin two 4/20s ago. Yeah, never doing the resin again.LOL! That reminds me of the time my roommate and his friends took resin hits in my dorm room, and got caught by the RA on the floor!

you should only smoke a little bit of it, or get shwag.That way you get the good feeling without the high.That would be a waste of money (and weed) don't you think? Without the high, what is there? A singed trachea and a marijuana taste in your mouth?

If you want to get laid, first just get a girlfriend. Talk to as many girls as you can. What do you have to lose? Nothing! Get a girl's number. It might take 50 tries, but it will happen eventually. Then just keep getting more and more intimate when you are together. Trust me, it will lead to sex :) (especially if there is alcohol involved)

I totally disagree with all those nonsense statements regarding going for ugly girls or girls that are in "your calibur". It's the most retarded garbage I have ever heard in my life. There is zero verifiable scientific studies out there that can seriously support pseudoscientific claims that a person will be better off meeting somebody of "equal level of beauty". That such relationships tend to be better quality and last longer. This is total and absolute nut factory garbage.If you'd read me more closely, you'd see that this is not what I mean. I don't mean that he would "fit better" with someone in his category, but that he shouldn't set his expectations too high.

A lot of men who are discouraged by the whole prospect of dating will tell you that they tried once but it "just didn't work out" for them. Most of the time, it's because they started by asking out the hottest babe they could think of, the one that was in their fantasies for weeks before they could muster the courage to walk up to her, and once she shot them down, they swore off hitting on girls altogether. Not knowing which league to play in is a common rookie mistake. It doesn't mean you're doomed to play in that league forever, or that it's best for you, but simply that you have to know yourself, what your capacities are, and work from that.

Let's face it, hot girls are more likely to shoot down an average-looking guy than average-looking girls are. Not that looks are all a woman bases her decisions on, (as stated earlier, I am an average looking bloke and I go out with women far better looking than I should), on the contrary, but the skills needed to make her look past appearances, such as charm and confidence, are skills that take time, work and practice.

Racecar drivers don't just start on Formula One. They start with slower, older cars, and before that go-karts. Only when they have experience with those can they move to the most exciting rides without hitting the wall on their first turn.

That's all I'm saying.

I know my league, but I cannot find them girls :bugeye:

They are all hiding in their rooms or something. How the hell do you find them? akdjka

My gf is worrying that I'm getting too fat!

I have no idea if my she is hotter than I. Who's do you think is? (I'm foremost of the three)

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Hello fellow accountant,

You gotta find the girls who luv the numbers! :cool:
Try joining debate clubs and chess, and play Dungeons and Dragons! :D

Now seriously, go to a nightclub or strip club. I would prefer the strip club. Then drink about 10 full glasses of pure tequilla (or anything made with it). Now you are set to become an extrovert! But be careful not to drink too much or you will puke on your date! Never good when puke is involved, ya know? Not hot... :D


PS: Yes, I am an accountant too!

I know my league, but I cannot find them girls. They are all hiding in their rooms or something. How the hell do you find them?Guys like us who aren't suave and athletic and gorgeous--and hang out on SciForums--generally are blessed with a powerful compensating attribute: we're really bright.

Use your IQ. You know these girls don't literally spend all their time in their rooms. If they're students they attend class, if they're graduates they have jobs. Have you ever found yourself standing next to a woman at work or at school, waiting in line or using the photocopier? Have you ever struck up a conversation with her? That's a very un-threatening thing to do for even the shyest woman. You've got an excuse for being there, you're obviously not there for the sole purpose of hitting on her, she can relax and treat you like another human being instead of a predator. A colleague even, someone with whom she has something in common, a member of the same work or academic community.

Everybody goes shopping, everybody does laundry. Have you ever stood over the frozen foods section next to a woman who was trying to make the same decision you were, should I go with the cheap chicken burritos or splurge and get real pork? Another perfectly fine place to strike up a conversation because it's a reasonable thing to do and doesn't come across as flirtation. "Oh I tried the chicken a few times. I'd rather eat them less often and go for the good ones."

None of these things are going to have a high "hit" rate, and I use the word with caution because I don't really mean it to be a double-entendre. You'll talk to a lot of women before you have an encounter in which a sense of chemistry develops from a discussion of the difficulty of dialing a fax machine correctly or the relative merits of different types of meat. But that's fine, you can use the practice. Get used to talking to women in situations that are not focused on finding a date. You'll become more self-assured, less focused on trying to make everything about romance. Women like men who are real, three-dimensional people, not cartoon characters who walk around with erections bulging.

And yes, you other posters, I understand that there are women like that and some of you have had great success banging them. But that obviously hasn't been working here so it's about time to stop analyzing why it didn't work and just bring in some different strategies.

But what else do those women do besides work and shop and take care of life's chores? They all have outside interests. (Okay, there are women who really do lock themselves up every night with a book or a computer game, but they have officially taken themselves off the market so there's not much point in wasting time trying to hook up with them.)

What are your outside interests? Your best shot is always to look for a woman with whom you have something in common. Do you like a sport that appeals to more than a handful of women, something other than boxing, American football, NASCAR, or pro "wrestling"? Do you read, go to movies? Boat, bike, hike? Women go to sporting events, bookstores, movies, lakes, and bike trails. Those are great places to strike up conversations, and you're much more likely to make a durable connection there than in the produce section of the supermarket or the mail room at the office.

Where do you go, what do you do? Are there women there? Do you talk to them? You have something in common with them.

Do you like dogs? It's a cliche that you meet chicks by walking your dog, but there's a lot of truth to it. People who love animals gravitate toward each other, especially after they've made one single disastrous attempt to bond with a non-animal person. Being out with your pet, keeping him out of the traffic, cleaning up his poop, getting untangled from his leash, letting him sniff the other pets' butts... This really brings people down into reality, you can't put on airs when you're carrying a pooper scooper. People feel comfortable meeting each other under these circumstances because they get to see the real person, not the carefully crafted mask we put on when we go out to deliberately search for people.

Your question was, "How the hell do you find the women?" You're a smart guy. Do the research and figure out the answer to your own question. It will be worth the trouble. :)

:bugeye:
a single url to end all your misery:

http://www.myspace.com

you can't miss. by the way, if you need a friend while you're there:
http://www.myspace.com/nubianconcubine

good luck, dude. :D

That would be a waste of money (and weed) don't you think? Without the high, what is there? A singed trachea and a marijuana taste in your mouth?
It calms you down the moment you take a smoke. And yes, in general you get more bang for your buck if you actually get high – but anything for love. :p

He declined it anyway though. Oh well, he could probably get some tranquilizers instead (I don't know much about them).

Hasn't Teetotaler gotten laid yet? If not, tell him to give me a call and I'll set him up with a prostitute in N.Y. or L.A. If he's looking for longterm, he needs to have a stable job, intelligence, and not just want sex. Women mature much earlier than men and usually look for a longterm family-oriented relationship, except for the trash.

Fuck you Teetotaler, I'm as tall as you and I weigh almost twice as you do! :mad:

Ok now that I got that out of the way, and I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet 'cos I barely skimmed the topic: ever thought of learning to play the guitar and then eventually join a band? A lot of girls near where I live go nuts for punk rockers and shit.

Oh yea oscar, let's go emo :rolleyes: It's across the river, not down the river. And I am sure one could learn to wear tight pants.

Fine, just learn to play an instrument. Girls like them guys to show their sensitive side.

(for the record - I'm an INTJ *draws a light sabre*)

Dont't take advice from Truthseeker. He ended up marrying the first girl who let him put his penis inside of her. And he was 26. In a country with a drinking age of 18.

So he's bad advice.

Well, not really. He's just realizing my good advice is actually good advice.

Dont't take advice from Truthseeker. He ended up marrying the first girl who let him put his penis inside of her. And he was 26. In a country with a drinking age of 18.

So he's bad advice.

Well, not really. He's just realizing my good advice is actually good advice.
Eh? What? Wtf? :confused:

You got a lot of things wrong there... To start with, I'm not 26- I'm 21. And my wife wasn't the first one I had sex with.

Yes. Revelation! :eek: :D
There are many things about me that nobody knows about...

Maaaany...

Eh? What? Wtf? :confused:

You got a lot of things wrong there... To start with, I'm not 26- I'm 21. And my wife wasn't the first one I had sex with.

Yes. Revelation! :eek: :D
There are many things about me that nobody knows about...

Maaaany...
Did you just graduate with your accounting degree? Or were you just kidding about being an accountant?

I ask because I am 21 and just graduating. And I started when I was 17.

Did you just graduate with your accounting degree? Or were you just kidding about being an accountant?

I ask because I am 21 and just graduating. And I started when I was 17.
I will graduate one year from now. I'm an accounting student, like you. :)

Oh ok.

Plan on working for the Big 4?

I work for myself only.

You work for the government, too. And depending on where you live, welfare babies, too.

Just forget about being laid for a while. You'll get it eventually if, as has been said many times before, you have confidence. Just work on understanding the opposite sex. What I mean is strike up casual conversations, make friends, be sociable. Pretty soon you'll start to get a feel for what girls like and don't like. You should have at least one or two people of the opposite sex who are just friends. And don't go for sluts. Don't you want someone you like, or just a hottie?

Issac Newton never got laid...

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2005/08/famous_virgins_1.html

You work for the government, too. And depending on where you live, welfare babies, too.
I don't work for the government. They are just one of my expenses- that's all. They are not my boss.