What does it take to get banned? I want to push the envelope.

Spamming, with excessive profanity.
Posting a thread with the request to be banned.

You could, however, try something novel.
How about rewriting a famous poem into really vulgar vocabulary and then post it all over the forum?
This way, other members will have something from your banishment too.

What does it take to get banned? I want to push the envelope.
The collage, if you want to have fun at it experiment. Find the powers that be in sciforums, discover what sourly infuriates them, then piss it on them warmly down their or his, or her leg. That should do it.

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