Germany bans paintball

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  1. wsionynw Master Queef Valued Senior Member

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  3. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    guess im not moving to germany paintballing is fun
     
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  5. wsionynw Master Queef Valued Senior Member

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    It is fun and pretty harmless I thought (save for a bruise or two).

    I really can't understand this kind of knee jerk reaction from the Germans, they seem terrified of themselves.
     
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  7. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    A knee-jerk reaction not based on any studies that show a connection between paintball and shootings? What a surprise.
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Gee, what fun it must be getting hurt with the paintballs like these people did.

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    This guy had his eye almost bilnded!

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  9. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    I think Germany should get rid of its nuclear weapons it claims not to possess.
     
  10. TFL ʞǝǝƃ ɐ ʇsnɾ Registered Senior Member

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    There's a reason you're supposed to wear protective gear.

    The thing is, just because it's painful is no reason to ban it.
     
  11. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Banning something consentual and harmless? Well it's not like Germany has a history of oppression or anything. :shrug:
     
  12. superstring01 Moderator

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    Germany doesn't have nukes.

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  13. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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  14. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    I agree, but a paintball can most definitely blind you. I had a patient come in who had removed his mask to clean it and was then shot in the face. His eye looked like this:

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    You can't see the pupil because the eye is completely filled with blood. It's called an eight ball hyphema. And it's not good.
     
  15. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Sad, but so what. That patient knew the risks of paintball.

    I used to like Germany. I lived there for two years and graduated HS there. But they are just becoming too socialistic. You can get fined over there for flipping someone off in traffic....that's nobody's business but your own if you want to flip someone off.
    I can't stand it when a government thinks it needs to protect the people from themselves.
     
  16. CptBork Valued Senior Member

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    Ironically, I can remember playing a few rounds of paintball against a group of German exchange students here in Canada. Was great fun, we all had a blast, nothing bruised 'cept a few egos. For those concerned about eye safety: that's what a helmet's for, and for men there's another device you're also supposed to use to protect the other pair of balls of concern. It's important when engaging in activities like paintball that you be safe, not stupid. I suppose next they'll talk about banning hockey, since you can get seriously hurt if you don't wear proper protection and don't know what you're doing, then rugby, soccer, etc.; maybe later down the road they can ban construction work too...
     
  17. wsionynw Master Queef Valued Senior Member

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    According to the story Germany wants to ban paintball not because it can be dangerous but because it may make people consider the use of guns as trivial.
    Complete bollocks if you ask me, but there you go. We all know lots of sports are dangerous, but I'm willing to bet that paintball has very few (%) serious injuries to it's name.

    Killjoy, many violent video games are already effectively banned in Germany, in that they refuse to rate them or game publishers don't even bother making them for the German market because they know they will be censored to oblivion.

    Going back to the story, it seems weird that there is talk of banning guns that fire paint but not guns that fire bullets!?!? Smokescreen perhaps.
     
  18. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    So it's dangerous if you're not alert. That's not a reason to ban it. So are most things worth doing. Someone I know wrenched his lower spine in a torque motion in a mountain bike crash and really damaged himself (don't ask me how he did this, all I know is he hit a tree and landed in a weird position). Should downhill mountain biking be made illegal??
     
  19. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Wait, can you 'splain this a bit more?
    Where did he take off his mask? Who shot him in the face? What was the story of the person who did shoot him in the face?
     
  20. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    He didn't really give me that many details. I was the first eye doctor to see him (I was on staff at a hospital at the time) and it was right after the incident. He was in a lot of pain. I asked if he was wearing a mask, he said yes, but that it got fogged up and when he took it off to clear it someone (he didn't say who) shot him right in the face.

    After assessing his condition, I sent him to a retinal specialist for an ultrasound to determine whether there was internal damage to the eye. I don't know what happened after that as the patient never returned to my office. That often happens with hospital consults.
     
  21. Roman Banned Banned

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    Germany is making it illegal because they think it makes you more likely to kill people.

    Cosmic, though, likes to get real fascist for other people's own good, apparently.
     
  22. wsionynw Master Queef Valued Senior Member

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    In paintball games it is made very clear that you do not take off your mask for any reason unless the stewards have made sure all guns are placed on the ground when the game is over.
    Stupid bastard shouldn't have taken off his mask.
     
  23. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    So they claim.
     

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