View Full Version : GOP Compares Kerry To Cicadas


goofyfish
05-26-04, 01:09 PM
In a web video, Republicans take an odd turn in making an entomological comparison..."Like a cicada, Senator Kerry would like to shed his Senate career and morph into a fiscal conservative, a centrist Democrat opposed to taxes, strong on defense. But, he leaves his record behind." (Full text here (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/05/15/loc_cicadapolitics15.html))

...and Kerry responds by sending his trained minions to harass Bush on the campaign trail...

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040525/lthumb.mdf577289.jpg




...and the personal attacks continue - this time, Scott McClellan is the victim.

http://wwwi.reuters.com/images/2004-05-25T211251Z_01_WHT306D_RTRIDSP_2_BUSH.jpg




(...or perhaps even Mother Nature is... wait for it... cicada the Bush administration.)

:D Sorry for that one.

Logically Unsound
05-26-04, 01:12 PM
You mean Kerry can control nature???
WICKED..
hed: (would)
get my vote!!! (if he didnt suck)

whitewolf
05-26-04, 02:05 PM
If Kerry is a cicada, then Bush is a mosquito, possibly carrying West Nile virus.

jps
05-26-04, 09:35 PM
If Kerry is a cicada, then Bush is a mosquito, possibly carrying West Nile virus.
or perhaps a locust? swarming with other locusts to destroy everything in their path?
edit:This may actually be a good analogy...
Kerry is a cicada...he comes out buzzes around and makes noise, creates some excitement, but ultimately disapears and effects nothing.
Bush on the other hand is a locust not doing all that much. just kinda a mild pest, until events(9/11) bring him into proximity with a swarm of other locusts(irrational revenge cravers) at which point they swarm and become a plague upon the land.