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On a heins bottle of ketchup: Still available in classic red. On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop with hands.
also on ketchup bottle: directions: put on food. man.. i know i;ve seens ome reallllly funny ones.. i just gotta remember what they were on.. but ill be back.. lol.
http://zap.to/twistednook I know we aren't supposed to spam, but i have a disclaimer on my website made to be funny. Mods can take this off if it goes against the no-spam rule.
on a hair straightener (male explanation: flat curling iron): "Do not use while bathing or in a shower"
Nah I got the best... The first cell phone I had came with an explaination of the warranty and explained what things that were not covered. So after a couple of paragraphs they had this one super-long paragraph about how damage would not be covered do to the effect of a nuclear war or attack. It got so technicle that it said even if damaged by the radiation of a nuclear war it still would not be covered etc. It just went on and on about the nuclear war like you would really care about getting your phone replaced in the middle of a nuclear holocaust. I wish I still had it and maybe I still do because I rember saving it do to the high levels of intense comedy. I would type the whole thing word-for-word if I could. Even on my new phone they had something about a nuke attack but it wasn't as lenthy. I'll check it out though.
It's not that i don't believe the cell-phone-nuke thing, but i don't. Sorry. If you find it though type it up..maybe we'll believe ya then Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
-digs out phone info- ha! here's one: "Use only in the normal position (to ear). Don't touch the antenna unnecessarily". um.. why?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Heh, different strokes for different folks, I guess... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Damn you guys really don't believe me? Where the hell's my brother LIGHTBEING? He can testify. But I swear it's true. It's funny because I was actually gonna send it to Jay Leno because he always reads senseless advertisements or misprints (or is it Letterman) but I actually thought it was too long to make a funny bit out of. I will try to find the new one when I get home but really people...."You can't make this stuff up!" PS: I know A LOT of you people have cell phones, I would check the pamphlets that come with them...........then you shall see. I only ended up reading it because I really broke my phone and wanted to see if I could get a free one. I could and I did since it wasn't damaged by nuclear weaponry lol.
Guys, it's for real. I didn't believe him either. He was reading me that shit and I was like....what, no fucking way. then to my surprise....it's all true. Written in black and white. I hope he finds that shit. It went on and on...... Find that shit!!!!!!!
EMP or electromagnetic pulse will indeed damage any unsheilded electrical device. Such a pulse is given off with a nuclear explosion. It is usually the first sign that you are in a world of hurt but don't know it yet.
nightfall i took offence to thatPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! i OWN a hair straighnerPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! (first time i used it my sister desided the little bits near my ears needed to be straightned and burnt my ear) i was just looking at the box and the only think it says is dont use on fine hair guess aussies are to smart to need thosePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
asguard: its not on the box, its on the dtyling pamphlet that comes inside of it. hehe! i almost sent jay something too! i was gonna send him some nips candies. i couldn't beleive it the first time i saw them. i could just imagine some of the hings their advertising people came up with, "wanna suck on some nips? try ours... now in three flavors!"Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
