The Cesspool should be purged soon (well at least all of us mods are complain that to Porfiry), so stop getting comfortable as all your threads and post here will soon be wiped off the servers hard drives like the scum it is.

On a lighter note, My girlfriend claims that she is not sure she has had an orgasm, I have been taking this as “no she has never had one before”, but recently during loving I have come to notices that she will collapse in a grunt or two and here snatch will tighten up and quiver like it was trying to pull the cap off a Coca-Cola bottle. Is that an orgasm? I haven’t talk to here about it yet but I should and I hope this thread gets purged soon as if she reads this I am going to have to apologies for describing her vaginal movements to a bunch of strangers, and figure a way to make it up to her.

-.- ...

Well it sure as hell sounds like one to me. Most girls experience muscular spasms like that...at least ones I've been with but I'm sure the experience is a little bit different everyone (females) anyways.

The Cesspool should be purged soon (well at least all of us mods are complain that to Porfiry), so stop getting comfortable as all your threads and post here will soon be wiped off the servers hard drives like the scum it is.

This particular thread included?

WCF, I don't think you should tell the village idiots whats about to happen.

WCF, I don't think you should tell the village idiots whats about to happen.
Ahem?

Village idiots?

Remember CC, you are a leader (ie. moderator) amongst the 'idiot' majority. ;)

Go forth and lead by example my son! :p

:D

I like the cesspool.

I like the cesspool.

I like cheese, but sooner or later it turns into shit.

I like cheese, but sooner or later it turns into shit.

Not if you don't eat it.

Not if you don't eat it.

It still goes bad.

Sorry CounslerCoffee, :(

Bells,

yes this thread to, all that is in cesspool is evil and vile, even this warning I made evil and vile with my question.

It still goes bad.

I was under the assumption that it was already bad and that is why it was thrown in the cesspool.

ya but after some time in the cesspool its oblivion baby!

What is the problem then?

WCF I am afraid that I must inform you that she is faking it :( See the cesspool can be fun! :D

She will probably have multiple orgasms next week.

Why aren't we allowed to start new threads in the Cesspool? :(

It makes me sad.

They get enjoyment from making us gits sad.

She will probably have multiple orgasms next week.

Is that when she is planning on visiting spuriousmonkeyland?

She is?

Is she?

What spuriousmonkey my women is not good enough for you?

He is most spurious indeed!

..I have come to notices that she will collapse in a grunt or two

Possibly.

..and here snatch will tighten up and quiver like it was trying to pull the cap off a Coca-Cola bottle.

make sure your d**K is no where near her hands when she is about to have an orgasm.

More detailed advices would forthcum if a seperate 'advices' sub-forum is opened and you propose my name as the mod.

What spuriousmonkey my women is not good enough for you?

Send a picture and 2 recommendation letters please and I will consider the matter.

*drool* WCF's gf ;) , not that i have pictures or anything :rolleyes: :cool:

everneo,

You do know what a snatch is? but ya she claws a little with her hands.

i think he was asssuming that her whole body convulses(if that is the right word)

no she just stop breathing and tightens up will here cunt does a little dance.

You can know if it was a real orgasm by the way she behaves herself afterwards. It is difficult to explain what you should be looking for. I have to see it.

Did I mention she does this several times when we do it?

no she just stop breathing and tightens up will here cunt does a little dance.

Do you hear any music when this happens?

Yes yes I did, its the same song that you hear when Popeye eat spinach.

Who cares anyway, as long as you have one.


har har

Yes yes I did, its the same song that you hear when Popeye eat spinach.

LOL :D Now I will never be able to get that image out of me head :p

ya here what is sound like: this happens what like 5-6 times very annoying at least I get a theme song to when I come

Did I mention she does this several times when we do it?
:bugeye: almost sounds like your bragging or something. :bugeye:

How can he brag? He asks us how to recognize a female orgasm.

haha...

ya here what is sound like: this happens what like 5-6 times very annoying at least I get a theme song to when I come
Have you ever considered taking this little ensemble on the road? There is money to be made here my boy ;)

You do know what a snatch is? but ya she claws a little with her hands.
oh, you mean 'her' snatch ? :D

talking about orgasms:

is it just me or are the advertisments now graphical?

Some are, some are not.

I took Alpha's advice and switched to firefox from mozilla and am using adblock. No ads whatsoever. There isn't even white space where the ads used to be. It's beautiful really.

But, before I did so, I did see quite a bit of graphical ads. Started with the matrix and then kinda branched out into all sorts of ads.

I just did too. It really seems to work. wow.

Glad you switched. Until this mention I had forgotten there were ads on the site. :)

How does one get firefox?
What are the system requirements for it?

You can get firefox here http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
and I don´t think that the system requirements are higher than those of IE or Opera.

Rosa,

Get firefox from Dreamwalker's link. Then you'll need to get adblock from this link: http://update.mozilla.org/extensions/moreinfo.php?application=firefox&id=10&vid=215.

Then you'll need to set it up. What you do is click on tools, extensions, then double click adblock. It'll bring up an interface. Then insert these lines one by one.

/\D\d{2,3}x\d{2,3}\D/
googlesyndication
us.yimg.com/a/
/\/buy_assets\//
/[\W\d_](top|bottom|left|right|)?banner(s|id=|\d|_)[\W\d]/
/[\W\d](double|fast)click[\W\d]/
/[\W\d]click(stream|thrutraffic|thru|xchange)[\W\d]/
/[\W\d]value(stream|xchange|click)[\W\d]/
/[\W\d]dime(xchange|click)[\W\d]/
/[\W\d](onlineads?|ad(banner|click|-?flow|frame|ima?g(es?)?|_id|js|log|serv(er|e)?|str eam|_string|s|trix|type|vertisements?|v|vert|xchan ge)?)[\W\d]/
/(hot|spy)log/
/[\W_](b(an|nr)s?|jump|redir(ect|s)?|stat)[\W_]/
/\W(cy|r)?c(ou)?nt(er|ed)?\W/
/p(artner|ing\.cgi|romotion)/
reklama
/sp(onsor|ymagic)/
/top(100|cto)/

This comes from Alpha's post here: http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=37882&page=2&pp=20. I reposted it here just to make it simpler, he didn't post the link directly to the adblock page (you would have needed to do a little browsing to find it.) and he didn't give instructions on how to insert the filters. If you have any problems figuring it out, either post in here or PM me. By the way, Alpha mentioned that the /\D\d{2,3}x\d{2,3}\D/ sometimes gives false positives, but also said that he's had no problems with it. I think that the only line (filter) you'd need to block the google ads is the google syndication line. Enjoy. :)

If you've been using IE up til now, you'll probably really dig the tabbed browsing and popup blocking of firefox. Welcome to a new world. A world without M$. :D

Dreamwalker, Invert,

Goodness gracious!

Without even starting, I know that I will have t.r.o.u.b.l.e.s.

Thanks for the links and the info, one day soon I will close my eyes, think of Christmas -- and load up that thing. If I don't come back for a longer period of time, you know that I have failed ...

Rosa,

You have far too little confidence in yourself. This is quite simple, I assure you. Install the software with a click. Download and install adblock with a click. Copy and paste the lines above, Clicking add at each time. Restart and voila. Easy peasy japanesey. :D Do it, I dare you. Don't be a koza... :p Or a lete. Whichever works better. Probably lete, huh?

Edit: By the way, installing firefox wll in no way stop you from being able to use IE. If you run into problems with firefox (you won't) you can just fire up ie and come back for help. Do it, Rosa. All the kids are doin' it. You wanna be cool, dontchya?

Here's the simplest way to do it, IMO.
Go here (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/) to get FF and click Download Now. Install it.
Then, run it and get Adblock (http://update.mozilla.org/extensions/showlist.php?type=E&application=firefox&numpg=) and any other extensions you're interested. Simply click the Install link and a box will pop up asking if you want to install it. All extensions on update.mozilla.org are trustworthy.
Note, if you get more than one extension, install them one at a time. You need to restart FF after installing each extension.
After getting Adblock and restarting FF, download the attachment to this post. It's a simple text file with the filters above, plus a few more.
All you need to do is press CTRL+SHIFT+P in FF, and click Adblock Options > Import Filters. Then simply import the text file you saved from this post.

It is not that I wouldn't have enough confidence in myself.

It is that I thoroughly know that what I don't know can and will hurt me. This should be the mantra of everyone having something to do with computers. Or anything, for that matter.

Ah, I do think that you can handle this. I have also just installed Firefox and the extension. I have to say it works quite fast. I think I´ll stop using Opera...

BTW, it took me about one minute to install everything. Good Luck Rosa :D

It is that I thoroughly know that what I don't know can and will hurt me. This should be the mantra of everyone having something to do with computers. Or anything, for that matter.I disagree. When I first started using computers I felt this way. I was afraid to click anything that I didn't understand 'cause I was afraid of screwing something up. But there's nothing you can do from clicking and typing that you can't reverse, except overwriting data. If you can break it, you can fix it. Well... if you can break it, someone can fix it. :p
Ah, I do think that you can handle this. I have also just installed Firefox and the extension. I have to say it works quite fast.Have you implemented the suggested speed tweaks?

Yes, I have installed the recommended tweaks. Works good. :D

And I agree, when I first started on computers, I had to fix it quite often, partly because I never bothered to read manuals. Now I am quite good at fixing computers... but most things, I learned through my own errors.

Actually, what you don't know can and likely is hurting you so long as you continue using Internet Exploder.

Note: updated adblock filters.

Well... if you can break it, someone can fix it. :p

Yah. Which gets increasingly hard to become reality once you live out in the country.

Rosa, Have you still not done it? Sheesh. I guarantee you that *nothing bad* will happen. It's so easy that it isn't funny. Especially with Alpha's import method. You don't even have to cut and paste. Do it.

"You can do it, Rosa! Something that rhymes with Rosa! You can do it, Rosa! Something that rhymes with Rosa!"

Oh, and when you do, may I suggest the phoenity theme. It's the simplest and nicest that I've found. They used to have an aqua looking one, but it seems to have disappeared, probably copyright issues or something. Which themes do you like Alpha?

Yeah, Invert is right:

"You can do it, Rosa! Something that rhymes with Rosa! You can do it, Rosa! Something that rhymes with Rosa!"

I believe that you can do it.
:D

Yah. Which gets increasingly hard to become reality once you live out in the country.It's not like you'll need a computer repairman for anything you can do. Any problems you have people like me can help you fix. Nothing you do will prevent you from getting on the internet, so just go for it. There's virtually no chance of anything going wrong anyway. You'd practically have to know less than what it takes to post on this forum, and be unable to read with a trigger-happy clicking finger. ;) Just read what's on the screen and you'll be fine.
Which themes do you like Alpha? I like the Qute theme or the Silver Skin version of it. Most others I've seen don't appeal to me, though I haven't seen most of them. I know the Qute theme 'cause it's what the default theme was before 0.9.

Someting that rhymes with Rosa.

Damn inside jokes.

You're waiting for me to throw fits of anger here, aren't you, Invert?

I'll tell you something: You *are* the grasshopper with one leg bitten off.

What? It was a way of chanting, a football chant of sorts. I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Rosa so I cheated. What's your deal?

Okay, for everybody who doesn't know what rhymes with Rosa: koza.

"Koza" is a Slovene word that means 'goat', and is used if you want to say to a woman that she's stupid. Invert knows this word, and some other people here as well.


You couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Rosa? But you sure know the word koza, you've been using it lately ... Subconscious plagiarising, yes.

Jesus Christ, Rosa... I'm sorry. I completely forgot about that. I was even wondering if something rhymed with Rosa that offended. No, I didn't mean that at all. I'm sorry. Very sorry.

Edit: I jokingly called you a koza earlier, sort of. As in stubborn goat. But, I meant nothing by it. Is this a grave insult? Again apologies

Edit: To all concerned. I really didn't think about Koza when I wrote that. If I had I would have used Koza. I didn't think it was so offensive. Obviously I was wrong. It must be more offensive than my American ears make it. This is the dangers of learning little words in a foreign language. We don't learn the full context of the word in the original language.

I think Rosa took "something that rhymes with Rosa" to mean something specific you weren't specifying (koza), even though you intended it to be general 'cause you didn't come up with anything specific. It's the language barrier, methinks.

No big deal, just a misunderstanding. Move along, be happy, install Firefox, be happier... etc. ;) :p

Rosa,

I've been considering what you mentioned of your reasons for not using Firefox in your PM. Let me lay it out for those who are following along (if we have not driven them away.)

1. You are not the sole user of your computer.
2. The software is not translated to slovenian.
3. You are unsure of your ability to confgure it properly. (Said in here, not the PM.)

Are there any others? It's rather late and I'm suffering a bit of insomnia so if I'm missing anything, please add it to the tally.

Now, let me address your issues.

1. The software package is quite small. 4.84 MB install exe. 14.32 MB installed (in my case. With a few themes and extensions). It also does not have to be the default browser. If you wish, you can use it yourself and others who use your computer can continue to use IE as they've always done.

2. I had wondered about a Slovenian translation of your operating system. And here's the beauty of open source software. You say that Firefox is not translated to Slovenian? Guess what? You can make yourself famous by doing so. You are not a programmer I imagine. And I am not familiar enough with gecko to help. But, perhaps Alpha is. Or perhaps Alpha can point you to someone whom you can team up with and translate it. Or perhaps Gecko is so simple that I could figure it out and team up with you to accomplish it. Imagine that, Rosa. You could be responsible for bringing this software to your country. Making it accessible to your people as it has never been before. Woudn't that stir a bit of pride in yourself?

3. I am utterly confident that you will easily be able to install and configure the software. It is a piece of cake. Easy as pie.

If we have driven people away from this thread with our little misunderstanding, I shall post it either in the Opera thread where Alpha's original post detailing the use of Adblock was, or I shall make a new thread committed to just it's purpose. For some reason, I am mildly excited about this idea.


Edit: Heh, I see that I haven't driven everyone off. Alpha replied while I was composing this post. What do you think, Alpha? How easy would a translation be? I can't imagine it being difficult.

And, yeah, Rosa and I have worked out our differences. I hope. I was an ass for not realizing what I said. I should have known what rhymed with Rosa. I had been using it here and there throughout the forums. Perhaps it was just my minds way of screwing with me. :p

As for issue #1: doesn't matter. Installing Firefox doesn't prevent anyone from using IE (though they shouldn't be).
2. The software is not translated to slovenian.Ahem:
- http://www.mozilla.sk/l10n/
3. You are unsure of your ability to confgure it properly. (Said in here, not the PM.)You don't have to configure it "properly". The only configuring you ought to do is customizations to make it how you like it (mainly by adding the extensions you want).
Heh, I see that I haven't driven everyone off. Alpha replied while I was composing this post. What do you think, Alpha? How easy would a translation be? I can't imagine it being difficult.See above. :)

Damn, and I was hoping to make Rosa famous... :(

Wait, that is "Slovak Mozilla". I might be wrong here, but I bet that Slovak is Czechoslavakian. Slovenian is a different language. Am I right, Rosa?

Damn, and I was hoping to make Rosa famous... :(

Make me famous?! Why? I don't want to be famous. By the way I've been treated lately, I'm notorious.

And, boys, I am going to have to flee from here. It's Rosa this, Rosa that. I see my name mentioned waaaay to frequently. What am I to you?! I dread to think.

Make me famous?! Why? I don't want to be famous. By the way I've been treated lately, I'm notorious.

A joke. I doubt you'd become famous for helping translate mozilla and/or firefox to your native language. You would be helpful though.

Notorious...? Ok...

And, boys, I am going to have to flee from here. It's Rosa this, Rosa that. I see my name mentioned waaaay to frequently. What am I to you?! I dread to think.

What are you? Well, you're a person using an unsafe browser on an unsafe operating system on an unsafe internet. You may have missed other browser threads that have gone on around here, you're hardly unique. Alpha is the most bravely spoken proponent of firefox, and I have always recommended mozilla and/or firefox.

But... Ok... I guess that's it then, isn't it? We tried.

Interesting reaction, I must say... Consider this discussion ended, for me anyhow. I can't promise Alpha won't continue, as I said he is the foremost FireFox spokesperson on this site.

I don't mean to be ungrateful -- I think you are wonderful, guys. Thank you. :)

I just felt a bit overwhelmed by your attention, that's all.

Alpha is the most bravely spoken proponent of firefox, and I have always recommended mozilla and/or firefox.Heh.
Considering I've been able to back up my claims, does that really require any bravery? Or perhaps you meant something else?

I just felt a bit overwhelmed by your attention, that's all.Just trying to be helpful.

I just had so much sex yesterday that I'm sore! I needed to put a bandaid on my... anyways she seemed to come out of that more satisfied then I as I needed to fake it in the end so I could stop and consol my wounded member.

Alpha,

I meant brave as in a confident spokesman. Not that you needed to be brave in order to push Firefox.

Fetus,

Those kegels workin' out? She gettin' tighter now? And, how do you fake it? She can't tell when you finish your business? Unless you're wearing a rubber, and if you are wearing a rubber, how do you wound your precious? I suppose if it's chafing at the ring maybe. Or maybe you're getting condoms that are too big? Lay off the magnums if you're a junior size. :p

It was more like it was the wrong time of the month and she was way to rough and tight, and I just pretended I was finished and rolled of squealing in pain. but ya the kegels were working thanks.

You don't have to pretend you had an orgasm, because it is not obligatory to have an orgasm during sex.

really? :confused:

You just have to enjoy yourself and make sure your partner enjoys herself.

Orgasms are only a strict necessity during sex if you are aiming to make a baby instead of having fun.

really... aaaah uhhm have you ever had sex before?

I have a number of times. And sometimes I don't cum. Not usual, but sometimes one has to take a break and maybe try again later. And other times, I may cum but keep going and then stop before cumming a second time.

Orgasm is not a necessity. It's nice, but not required. As Spurious said, the only time it would be required is during procreative sex. Trying to have a child, as it wouldn't work so well if no little spermies made an appearance for the mad dash down the channel. ;)