It has been requested an entire forum be created for insulting one another. "Incessant Bickering thread"

No need. One single thread will suffice.

Rules? None. Except of course the rules Porfiry has already provided.

So take your best shots at me or whomever you wish. Use every wit at your disposal. Get it all out.

Consider it ..... therapy. :D

Rant at (Q).... On request...... :D

If you Incest :p <- Smelt wrong on porpoise.

Oh Q, I really wish I had something to flame you with, you little meanie. :p Why don´t you take every nasty thing you said to anybody else and say it to yourself instead, in front of the mirror, so that the smirking is in full sight? :D

aahhhh....(q) you're lucky enough to have not insulted me, rest assured when I find a reason I will return here.

Are you Mr. G?

Unfortunately it is typically in the heat of debate that people result to insults and ad hominem attacks, I'm not sure a thread of this type is truly useful.

Q,
I still think your a bit of a shmuck for asking me to post my views on religion and then after I made a long thought out post not replying. That was pretty lame.

[Q],

...take your best shots at me...

Are you expecting us to say you look lovely in your sister's underwear? :p

Pollux V,

Are you Mr. G?

No. I wear briefs!

:D

You are all human,...humans are all one,....Flaming you would be like flaming myself,...and I don't do that (often).

persides: what use does it have? (I'm rather pragmatic in my toughts) It just leads to more flaming, flaming leading to fear,....fear leads to hate,...and hate,....leads to THE DARK SIDE,....:p

LMAO @ those replys, hes f**king wanting you to dis him, so do it... dont add the complexities of life, others, yourself...etc etc

its only a lil humor...

*bunch a social rejects signing their life and heart to these forums so some very talented businessman @ the top of it all can put it in a book and sell it!*

thats right owner of sciforum...i know your little plan...hehe

if i were to dis you dude, on here, i'll get arrested under every known law there is.... <marquee>im that good :P </marquee>

P.S. LMAO = laugh my a*** off

If you were really that good, you could deliver devastating insults even confined by the laws of the world. Then again given how complicated they are you might have to be a lwayer to avoid them all ...

So are you Irish and writing ar*e or is there a four letter a*** word that I'm ignorantly unaware of?

Stryderunknown

Rant at (Q).... On request......

Absolutely! But in most cases it has not been requested.

And don't forget, you can use this thread to rant at someone else too. It's all therapy. Git. :D

Bebelina

Oh Q, I really wish I had something to flame you with, you little meanie.

It's unfortunate the email, in which I expressed to the world my true feelings for you, was deleted.

But I know, deep down, you love me too. :) *kiss kiss*

Pollux

you're lucky enough to have not insulted me

Luck had nothing to do with it. I didn't want to get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. :D

Are you Mr. G?

No. Q. It's a letter of the alphabet further down the line from G. I'll send you a line drawing.

scilosopher

Q,
I still think your a bit of a shmuck for asking me to post my views on religion and then after I made a long thought out post not replying. That was pretty lame.

A shmuck? Now that's lame. You should have made a better effort in flaming me. I believe you are correct though. I remember reading your thread and soon afterwards being called away for a time. It must have slipped my my mind. I can re-visit if you wish. However, I'm not sure what thread that was. You dork. :D

Mr. G

Are you expecting us to say you look lovely in your sister's underwear?

It would be one of the nicest things anyone here has said to me. Unfortunately, It won't be true. She's a size 6 and I'm a 9. :D

Fukushi

what use does it have?

Therapy. Oh, and of course, the satisfaction of knowing that you yourself are no better. :D

Tom

LMAO @ those replys, hes f**king wanting you to dis him, so do it... dont add the complexities of life, others, yourself...etc etc

its only a lil humor...

That's the spirit Tom! Show em what fer! Give em hell! Ya twit! :D

All in all, a very weak effort. I've heard better insults in pre-school and kindergarten. What kind of limp-wristed milquetoasts are you people. Have you no kahoonas?!? Is this the best you can do? For shame!

a r s e sounds much better, n i aint f**kin irish,

btw wot bout anul,

i am dat good, tho id get kiked outta sciforums etc etc blah blah,

i h8 long posts


P.S. Im a member of GUK, check this out if you have any spare time, or if they dont delte it like my last post, hehe... i expected them to tho, wonder if any1 tried it b4 delete it...

anywayz heres the GUK's homepage....

<a href="http://www.ganjauk.com">Its about w€€d, ganjaUK. it is educational though so dont delete this post...</a>

errrm, Q, i wasnt tryin, n i wasnt dissin u


you poo chunck, in water...

ok that was , erm.... a joke foolz

l8r Q, tho u need 2 get out more if u want ppl 2 dis u, or is it lame that im sayin its sad to insult you.... now im confused.

l8t yallz

Tom

you poo chunck, in water...

That's a little better. :bugeye:

...I think.

Tom,
Are there actually rules about being harsh or do you think you need to curse to insult people?? Then again the way you type is abrasive enough to read even when devoid of content (not to mention any notion of how to spell [check out that hard core dis] ; ).

Q,
Cursed by my good memory - it was secular christine indoctrination. I get over things quickly, but I generally don't forget ...

I didn't really want to flame you, I guess I'm just not much of a flamer, but as long as the topic was up I figured I would make an offhand comment. If you want to rile me up you better do better than calling me a lame dork.

Okay, so you just want to learn how to slang match with people... Fine... it can be done (someone screams "MAKE IT SO!")

Since I can't seem to think of anyone to aim at, Then (Q) it has to be you :D

(Q)
Your comments drivel between insane and completely potty, If you were allowed back into kindergarten (which your not for setting fire to things) they would try to lower you even further.

At school you were loved by all.... All Social Workers, You family has a resemblence to poste modern requisite of The era of Potato famines, The inbreeding itself has caused more genetic distorting and death to your family ancestral route than the Blackdeath did to London.

As a young boy you discovered a mystify secret about yourself, that has stayed with you for years. Your mother lied to you, your actually a Girl.

Your perception of Art, is when you think of Art Bell. All other forms of Art (the real art) mean alot to you, as your regularly found trying to work out which way is up while looking at a box with an Arrow printed on it. Really working in an art gallery, you should know the difference between art and the box it was delivered in.

When entering college, you did such a wonderful job of being the straightest one. Sitting there, Smoking a Crack pipe at the back of the class, while reading such literature as "The MAIN OOZIE, Frack Mag". In fact your appearance has been daunted by your lapse into the Ghetto feel, and you even applied for a job as a model for MAD magazine.

[Hope you don't try a slander case on that (Q), but the comments should have you giggling, they could have been about anyone]

Stryderunknown

LOL! Marvelous!

Now if you could only use your brain for more than a pincushion for shoving pencils up your nose, you might come up with an award winning post. And stop using your toes for typing on the keyboard, your backside is leaving a skid mark on the chair.


:D

G feels guilty about keeping their plans to leave from Q
,G reassures him that Q is strong enough to cope with any hassles. Q bins her Valentine's card from G. She admits to Qthat she was stood up. G reveals that her and Q's cards were hoth's prank.
G sneaks up on babelina. Q promises him the cash by Friday. Q barges in talking of travel agents but G quickly covers up her blunder. Tom is prying into G's past. Meanwhile, Q is cagey when a mobile phone is delivered for her. She answers calls in a very odd manner.





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hmm,...that's interresting info indeed Tom,...bla-bla-bla

Scilosopher

Q,
Cursed by my good memory - it was secular christine indoctrination. I get over things quickly, but I generally don't forget ...

Oh yes, thank you. Obviously you've got a case of elephantitis of the hypothalamus.

I didn't really want to flame you

Too bad. You probably should. It'll feel good. And I should know.

I guess I'm just not much of a flamer,

That's OK. I also am heterosexual. :D

I picked up the phone one day and dialed a number to listen to hot women talk. They were supposedly hot, but I didnt really believe it, they just had nice voices, and I was in need of a turn on. So after speaking to one after the other I was disapointed, until I came to one called (Q). Funky name, I thought. No picture, just an asian symbol. Why not? I wonder, asian dames are alright.

The voice picks up, and I realize that it is the voice of a husky man apparently overdosing on female pheromones (estrogen, you know the whole shebang-pun intended). I strain to keep myself from laughing and decide to lead the fellow on. He seems desperate, later in the conversation it appears that only one person has continually called him in the past few weeks, he was a man and his last name started with a 'g,' but that's beside the point. Here follows the conversation:

Q-thoo what'll it be, big boy?
Me-(pauses, chuckles but holds mouth shut)
Q-What's your...fantathy
Me-Uhhh, hang on a second, I uhh, forgot...something
Q-No problem gowgeouth
(thirty or so seconds later)
Me-Take off your clothes!
Q-Finally, I wath getting bored. (long zip, then masculine scream of pain. Ruffles and a loud snap, followed by another horrific shemale scream. Thump. Phone rumbles, sounds like it has rolled off of the surface it was on. Scraping noise, loud panting) There we go pwethous. Took a bit of effot, but I managed to get evewything off, exwept my pants, which aw stuck awound my ankles at the moment, if you want you could jutht give me a thecond--
Me-(quickly) no, no that's alright. What do you look like?
Q-Well the thcale thes that I'm two-forty, but I don't weally show it awound the awmth ow lowew legth, itth genewally located awound my thtomach, which kind of bulgeth heew and theya. I fogot to thave yethteday tho I have thome thtubble awound my chin and cheekth. How doth that thound?
Me-(thilen-no-silence)
Q-You mutht be awed (door opens in the background)
unknown male husky voice-Oh my god, what the hell is this thing, how did it get on my bed, arrrgh, it's...it's disgusting! Honey! Call the police, there's this really fat man with pink underwear and tight jeans around his ankles, he's practically licking our phone (thump of phone falling, more thumping, presumably Q trying to get away with pants around his/her ankles, seconds later there's a loud crash followed by the high pitched scream of a woman. I believe Q has fallen through the floor onto another level of the apartment building)
I hang up.

Later I found out on the local news that a psychotic hermaphrodite with the alias 'Q' had been terrorizing young children by chasing them around blocks beggin them for any morsel of food they happened to have on them. He was never apphrehended and officials believe that he made off with his boyfriend (or girlfriend) 'g' and drove off to canada in a go cart they appropriated from a small blind boy (what he was doing with a go cart is anyone's guess). Recently reports have come in telling of an overweight eskimo-like creature roaming the Northwest Territories with a smaller version of itself on a leash. This was all very, very disturbing and I'm shaking while describing it to all of you.

My deepest apologies Q, but I enjoy your posts. Sorry.

*Pollux*

Great! Firtht rate! The lithp wath a nicthe touch too. Thankth.

(Q),

Er...

You look like a... a ... um... one of those really ugly things.

And you smell, too.

Um... so, what do you have to say about that, hey? ... Hey?...

JR, That's it, get it all out. Don't hold anything back.

Tell us how you REALLY feel.

scilosopher, of course you dont need to swear to insult ppl, i can type well, or spell check it if i could be bothered.

a few words that Q will reconise...

-pre-mature ejaculation
-plecenta eating
-knocking 1 of watching granny po*n
-staying in the toilets for too long (@ a p scl)
-taking advantage of his poor CD collection
-pilfering sweets of a baby
-scratching the dirt & mould from under his old granparents toe-nails and swollowing it
-picking his crusty bum hole while on the toilet
-shaving his legs then realising he shouldnt of spyed on his mother when he was a kid and copied her
-licking the his mothers blood rag (clue 2 what it means)
-accidently slicing his penis off while trying to remove the worts of it


im bored...

On insisting request I'll flame you guys:

A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrerro.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Alone: In bad company.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Converse with any plankton lately?
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
Go ahead, tell me everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
You have the IQ of lint.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
You've got that far away look. The farther you get, the better you look.
You're so dense that light bends around you.
Hey, act your age -- senile!
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
Your brainwaves fall a little short of the beach.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter but now I see you are not worth it!
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
I heard that your brother was an only child.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
I worship the ground that awaits you.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
I'd like to give you a going-away present...but you have to do your part.
I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.
I'd slap you senseless...but I can't spare three seconds!
If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
The going got weird and he turned pro.
The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.
They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
What's the latest dope - besides you?
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
When you feel terrific, notify your face.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
You are no longer beneath my contempt.
You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
You grow on people - like a wart!
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
Your family tree is good but you are the sap.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Your Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
Your Mama's so stupid, she probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Your Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Your Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Your Mama's so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Your Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Your Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Your Mama's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Your Mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldn't read.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your Mama's so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
Your Mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road!
Your Mama's so ugly, she joined an ugly contest but they said Sorry, no professionals!
Your Mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Your Mama's so ugly, if my dog looked like her, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your mother!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said Twins!
Your Mama's so ugly, they know what time she were born, because her face stopped the clock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Your Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Your Mama's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Your Mama's so ugly, her mother had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your Mama's so ugly, her armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a black light.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with a curl activator.
Your mom's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Your mom's got a leather wig with a suede sideburns.
Your Mama's so ugly, she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
Your Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Your Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Your Mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the bitch died.
Your Mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Your Mama's so ugly, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Your Mama's so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, let's go bury it.
Your Mama's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Your Mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Your Mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Your Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Your Mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say Damn, is it Halloween already?
Your Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the HOUSE
Your Mama's so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your Mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Your Mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Your Mama's so fat, if she got your shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Your Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Your Mama's so fat, she has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Your Mama's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your Mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Your Mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your Mama's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Your Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Your Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
Your Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said Taxi!
Your Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your Mama's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your Mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your Mama's so fat, she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read ...to be continued
Your Mama's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th ave., she landed on 12th
Your Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn
Your Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time, please
Your Mama's so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
Are those your tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave you their heads?
Is that an accent, or is your mouth just full of sperm?
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.
Your mother's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.
Your mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Your mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
I saved your mother's life today... I killed a shiteating dog on the way over.
Your Mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
Your Mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
Your Mom's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers
Your Mom's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn
Your Mom's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick
Your Mom's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in
Your Mom's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
Your Mom's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more
Your Mom's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served
Your Mom's like Denny's... open 24 hours
Your Mom's like a shotgun... give her a cock and she blows
Your Mom's like 7-Up...never had it never will.
Your mama's like a railroad track: She gets laid all over the country.
Your mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Your mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Your mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Your mom is like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Your so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
At your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
There's two things I really hate about you: your face!
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done.
Your so dull, you can't even cut a fart.
You're so weak you couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse.
When I want your opinion, I'll rattle your cage!
I'd smack the shit out of you if I didn't think it would fill up the room
If I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head
May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Pertaining to your physiognomy, it suffices to say that, since it occupies a position on the front of your head, it must be a face.



There you are,... contentemento?
Thx
:bugeye:

God help me I've fallen in love with you. My rose coloured glasses have fogged up from the heat you generate when I think about you.

Q is for cute, and I know deep down that you are an Adonis with a mind like a steel trap that will one day save the world with your brilliance.

Oh please let me be your Valentine next year?

kiss, kiss, kiss

LOVE from Teri :D

couldn't you pm?no?!?

Sadly, that one went right over the top of your head.
Think about it.
Cheers.
:D

I just want a little editorial balance here. Here's the story: Given a choice of having Mr. Q cause one-sided maneuvers to be entered into historical fact or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. He is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead. Q frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what Q is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand his true aims. You know, it strikes me that his faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. Although theoretical differences can be drawn between Q's crafty taradiddles and complacent opportunism, these are distinctions without a difference.

This is equivalent to saying that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Q and of the destructive way in which he uses that power. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, Q's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only slovenly answers, morally crippled resolutions to conflicts. You know what we'd have if everybody wanted to glorify the things that everyone else execrates? Total chaos. Strictly speaking, I unquestionably feel that Q has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. He obviously has none, or he wouldn't violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. It may seem to many people, maybe even the majority, that certain facts are clear. For instance, by next weekend, he will indulge in a vast orgy of murder to sate his innate blood-lust and his hatred of his betters. End of story. Actually, I should add that we must institute change. Our children depend on that.

The more I think about loud lummoxes, the more troubled I become by Q's shenanigans. You've never heard Q announce that he plans to introduce, cultivate, and encourage moral rot? Well, Q has repeatedly enunciated such a plan, but in his typically convoluted way.

You shouldn't let him intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Q. I find it sickening to watch him encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. Surprised? You shouldn't be, because the biggest difference between me and Q is that Q wants to spit on sacred icons. I, on the other hand, want to call for a return to the values that made this country great.

Savage nymphomaniacs are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to perpetrate acts of the most incompetent character. The acid test for his "kinder, gentler" new tracts should be, "Do they still provide neo-gruesome manipulators of the public mind with an irresistible temptation to encourage presumptuous, repressive hellions to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Q coins polysyllabic neologisms to make his offhand remarks sound like they're actually important. In fact, his treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. He has it all wrong; I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I claim that there is, because this is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. The point at which you discover that only the assembled and concentrated might of a national passion rearing up in its strength can lead us all toward a better, brighter future is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that we must understand that it's incredible to me that anybody could be so slatternly. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. If you delve deeply into Q's half-measures and thus, in tranquil clarity, submit to contemplation the perorations of disdainful fanatics, you will definitely discover why I think this is tragic. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter.

I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Q is mongering. We need to derail Q's moonstruck little schemes. I may be opening a Pandora's box by writing this, but when I'm through with him, he'll think twice before attempting to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international quislingism.

Although Q is only one turd floating in the moral cesspool that our society has become, his expositions are based on hate. Hate, irrationalism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life. He likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why Q's pronouncements are not modeled on democracy as envisaged by philosophers of the Enlightenment, but on the anti-democratic principles of clericalism. Let's remember that. Q's cop-outs are precisely the kind of thing that will dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches before the year is over. (Actually, much of Q's behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the annoying hermits whom Q claims to be trying to help, but that's not important now.) There is a format he should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. Considering that one of Q's most boisterous apparatchiks is the point man in a process of creeping fascistization of our society, I find it almost laughable how he remains oblivious to the fact that my cause is to remind him about the concept of truth in advertising. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that I and Q part company when it comes to the issue of gangsterism. He feels that divine ichor flows through his veins, while I suspect that honor means nothing to him. Principles mean nothing to him. All he cares about is how best to contravene decency.

Q is living in a dream world, and every intellectually honest person knows it. This probably does not affect your daily life, but it is a fact. Unfortunately, neurotic, fork-tongued braggarts who torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses his path make no effort to contend with the inevitable consequences of that action.

Well, let's get our facts straight. If it were up to him, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. What is the milieu in which putrid nutters turn once-flourishing neighborhoods into zones of violence, decay, and moral disregard? It is the underworld of conspiracy theory, a subculture in which sophomoric deviants share fantasies of fighting heroically against a huge conspiracy that will increase alienation and delinquency among our young people in the near future.

Q is hooked on designer victimology but fails to notice the real victims: the entire next generation. He is too careless to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that he says that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to establish tacit boundaries and ground rules for the permissible spectrum of opinion. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to do exactly the things he accuses shallow blackguards of doing. In light of what I just stated, it's hard to avoid the conclusion that Q claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Q's lieutenants. The truth is that that which is built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be utterly brainless. So what's the connection between that and Q's solutions? The connection is that he uses isolated incidents to make jejune, all-encompassing claims about his adversaries. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me. Mr. Q has always promoted the trendiest causes, the causes that all of the important people promote. And that's the honest truth.


:D

:cool: Q... duuuuuuuude...

That last one was rough, man! You might as well go on out back, shoot yourself, and get it over with. For real, don't put yerself through anymore. Not for us! It's not necessary--not really. You know it's only gonna get tougher from here on out. You know how cruel this world can be.

Go ahead, man. Take the water gun. Don't be scared.

Do the right thing.

;)

CB

Fukushi

No cut and paste allowed. Flames must be original.

btw, did you know that the meaning of fukushi in Japanese is sievious mind.

Teri

Your undying love for me has been noted. You may therefore join my harem of concubines. Please allow the more experienced amongst the harem to instruct you in the ways of the Q. Your first tasks will be the peeling of grapes and the fluffing of pillows.

You'll no longer need or want for anything. :D

Jordan

Excellent. IMO you've dethroned Pollux for the number one flame.

Have you considered a career in political speech writing?

CB

Splooooooosh! Thanks. That was refreshing.

dahhh, og see big words.

How fix tv?

Pollux

(Q). Funky name, I thought. No picture, just an asian symbol. Why not? I wonder, asian dames are alright.

Asian 'women' are great. Asian men don't deserve them.

btw, have you figured out the asian symbol yet?

Fukushi, I hope you didn´t take time to write down all those insults by yourself....

Now i shall finish you of.....


YOU SMELL, AND YOUR LOOKS AMUSE ME! :eek:

IF YOU INSIST
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I'm curious: Is all the effort y'all put into coming up with essentially meaningless insults that really apply to no one proof of your inability to understand others or simply an indication of your inability to get past elementary school social dominance games?

(heh, I flamed you all at once [I must be unable to get past elementary school social dominance games ... ])

If you write something down then make sure it means something! (http://diction.travlang.com/EnglishDutch/dict.cgi?query=sievious&max=50)

Where is your word hah! (http://www.wordsmyth.net/cgi-bin/search.cgi?submit=Define+it%21&matchent=sievious&matchtype=exact) µ

sorry,...there is reaally not such a word,...and my mother-language is dutch,... (http://afen.onelook.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/bware/afen.cgi)

Q doen't mean anything ! it's just a letter,....
and if YOU really want to know who FUKUSHI is then:

you should read,....not guess! (http://www.sciforums.com/t4989/s/showthread.php?s=&postid=85208#post85208)

Perhaps you meant Devious? (http://www.wordsmyth.net/cgi-bin/search.cgi?matchent=devious&matchtype=exact) Well; in that case let me explain : It's an alias néh? and an alias is by DEFINITION (http://www.wordsmyth.net/cgi-bin/search.cgi?matchent=devious&matchtype=exact) devious,...tssss you reaally shoul know better then pic on me,...I didn't ask for that someone else DID so go pic on him,...

Thx
:bugeye:

It has been requested an entire forum be created for insulting one another. "Incessant Bickering thread"

No need. One single thread will suffice.

Rules? None. Except of course the rules Porfiry has already provided.

So take your best shots at me or whomever you wish. Use every wit at your disposal. Get it all out.

Consider it ..... therapy. :D

Oh looky! Q once had a sense of humor!


And, amazingly, someone was so interested in him that he dug up this thread, and then I saw it ...

Hey! I've done this already!

The Flaming Thread (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=47825&highlight=flaming+thread)

Ha! I got ya (Q)! I'm faster then ya! You suck! Ha! :D

Yaba Daba :m:

*looks at date in first post*

Doh! :eek:

Yaba Daba :m:

OK I will get it OUT Q

I Can"t Stand Sandy!!!

I really think it is a MAN! with a facination for blonde Celebrities!

This Constant I am SO hot.....and links to Celebrities drives me nuts!

Lately I have been biting my tongue.........till I just saw this thread :D

Hmm seems like (Q) used to share his account with his kids.

And James R :eek:

Yeah its weird, he seems positively happy and cheerful!

Obviously its someone else. :D

Do it to me one more time, sam.:shake:

Does daddy know you use his account when he's sleeping? :mad: :spank:

Thank You Saammyyyyyeeee, May I Have Another?

Shameless hussy :bugeye: