Another evidence of the great American spirit has just happened in Pamplona, showing if you try hard enough and long enough you will eventually succeed! The first American tourist got gored by a bull after decades of unsuccessful trying. The bull quickly took a salmonella sample of the idiot's ass, then returned to the locals. In another unrelated news, the Republicans got their early Christmas present from Jesse Jackson talking off the mic. They celebrated it with a collective masturbation at Fox headquarters...
Very nice pictures of the 3 days event: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/07/running_with_the_bulls_in_pamp.html