New Game - rule - finish my sentence no matter how crazy it starts off remember to add the period to whoever finishes first.
I'll start of course:

:cool: Yesterday I went to the shopping plaza and I saw a guy who looked like.........(take it from there)...

who looked like......... he's about to be thrown into The Cesspoll (http://www.sciforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=92)

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who looked like......... he's about to be thrown into The Cesspoll (http://www.sciforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=92) Cesspool....

.......he remembered that Avatar was naughty so he bought him a one way ticket to.................

General Science & Technology?

Seeing that this wasn't the forum in which he was interested in going he just..........

Picked up, and went to Computer Science & Culture.

Computer science and culture was great until they argued about the Computers eating people, sadly, he.....

jumped in front of an oncoming bus.....only to be missed by an inch........now he goes to churh every sunday and ........................

mods pls close this thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screamin my lungs out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the mods weren't listening because they were all.....

chugging down beers at the local kindergarten whilst recieving....

free educations.

ummmmmm even though you can't connect that sentence it doesn't matter because.....

This belongs in the cesspool, although, some studies have shown that....

shown that rats fed on lucozade turn out orange, but the important thing is that they just don't care...

because orange is a nice color anyway. Sciforums is pretty good web site but when it crashed I........

...didn't know what to do, because I'm such an incredible nerd that I...

Created SimEarth for my own personal pleasure

...speaking of pleasure, last night I........

...lubed up my collection of...

condoms that I feel are the best of.....

debated if adding Fluoride to the drinking water was a Communist plot when...

spread peanut butter and apricot jam on my nipples and got the neighbour's dog to lick it off

but aliens don't have lips so this was...

a very bad decision

this thread makes no sense.

You all stink at telling stories.

most of you anyway.

After learning they weren't any good at story telling the aliens went....

...home to check sciforums for perverted posters in the cesspool...

and found Jeremirroer lurking around trying to cause...

...as logical story to come out of such a group that...

that really gets off on making other members feel like............

TIME OUT

I think the reason the story gets muddled up is because you receive an e mail with 'the story so far' and you add your bit to that without realising that the story has moved on so that when your bit gets added it is consequently out of sync. That's what happened to me anyway.

Of course it wasn't always that way, there was a time when...

i got on a train with robots with tv heads wearing robes like the sith, giving them orders when the train turned a corner aside a green mountain, i flew out- falling a thousand feet into water so then I....

tried to swim but the piranah ate my legs so that ...

put paid to that idea; I then remembered that I had an automatic blow-up dinghy in my shorts so I pulled the string but my shorts fell off and I felt so stupid; I pulled the wrong string. Meanwhile, my plight got suddenly much worse as the piranhas got sight of my dangly bits shimmering in their line of vision...

and they were just about to nibble away when I remembered that I had my "anti-piranah spray", but when reached into my pocket...

I grabed my dangly by mistake and....

yanked so hard that it...

ceased to dangle, but had...

enough strength left to use it as a light saber to ward off the..........

but had nothing to do with anything, so i thought to myself, "geeze I really suck at telling stories", and then i continued to ponder, "everyone sux at telling stories", and so i put my "dangly"away, fitted on my dancing shoes and...

---disregarding partypooper Jeremirroer----

piranhas and the constant agitation acted like a propeller whisking me away to the river bank. I staggered out and was surprised to find that I had legs again...

So I ran, but felt soo tiny in a supersized organic jungle when i heard the noise of

A gun, which was the last noise I heard in my entire life. I was now dead, and that is where the story ends.

Which was rather a surprise, because the story usually ends with...

you suck. dont shoot the newbie

a zombie came back to life which resurected the...

...dangly (apparantly) of a nearby, and dismembered fellow zombie and...

and I think we need to end this story and start a new one...... ;)

Last week on a plane trip to Paris, I ran into an old friend who was on her way to........

get dismembered or decapitated by barbed wire when instead....

a great purple snuffalupogus charged through the French...

zombies as they were trying to elude the....

pirate king from the island of Katanooie...

but then she realized that she was having a dream while still on the plane, all of a sudden the plane started to............

turn into a giant peach and then...

A boy named James and a Homosexual Grasshopper were crushed by the immense pressure of the...

giant stem that was so large that when it hit them it also...

broke off and created a pond of fuzzy navel where everyone

...happily enjoyed the mixed drink until the creepy spider chick broke out her...

majic wand and flew up mountainside

and hit her head on a boulder and she said, 'ow, fuck that hurt!'

and continued flying around untill here knuckles got cold from the crisp air

and later on she saw a heard of flying chickens going to attack her

so she stopped smacking them with the master sword link-style and started running

but suddenly he saw a bigass train moving at insane speed right to him

as a matter of fact it was a BIGASS train, the largest in the world but before it ran into him (who use to be a her before someone changed the story :D ) it took off in the night sky where it sped towards Germany to pick up...........

Maddam Weinersnitzel, the lushus blond that was endowed with many talents including...

sword-swallowing, and the like, of course the spider guy, having just recently undergone a sex change operation...

who knew that Warped Woman couldn't even ...

breastfeed their children without the help of a pump...but back to the story.......

in which the armies of the mole people wandered into the depths of the overworld

to begin their reign of terror with the onslaught beginning with the infamously known

little green men who lived under peoples desk but were induced by the mole people....

to become miners digging up minerals for the death ray needed to...

Kill the Man! Kill the man we say!! But make sure you....

take his wife home with you because she's.......

so voluptous i just couldnt cope with.....

making love to her using a large wooden...

bed that was covered with...

roaches and spiders and snakes, oh my!

Oh my indeed! considering that those were her pets anyway, she couldn't figure out how that got free from the evil..................

Genie in the big blue bottle of ....

scope mouth wash that really was full of........

green gatorade mixed with...

unspekable horrors from the watersports party the night before last

time i washed my mouth. I thought "oh how fucking gross" and

died.

Or at least it felt like it. Then, I felt really weird...

you know, like when you die but you didn't really die? Right, well, that wasn't shit compared to when

I felt like I was living, but found out I was dead instead, you know, like when....

ice cream melts off the cone and

you're dead but think you're alive but you're actually alive and you think, fuck what's going on? And then you take a sip of the golden nectar and the cycle begins once again and you think, oh for fuck's sake... time... time... let's not get into that shit again. You know, when you feel like that and then you realise that being dead ain't that hot so might as well be alive and just think that you're dead from time to time, even if you're not and, well...

I just wish my goddamn ice cream would stop melting off my freakin cone. Stupid thermal differentials piss me off, especially when

they fucking make me laugh till my head hurts, or

:D

until I, completley dissolved by them (Was that me or the ice cream? Anyway, I scream.) decide that it

would be in my best interest to start licking that cone as fast as I humanly can or else it's gonna fricking drip all over my....

..nob as im having a piss in the park on a hot summers day, but wait someones watching me, theyr about to......

sit down and read a book and.....

they SCREAM.............

"my God what the hell is that in the sky??", i look up and there was a.....

pigeon dropping a load of crap right on....

the pigeons flying right below it. I was stunned... not about the crap per se, but that I could see the crap from that kind of distance. Suddenly I realized, I couldn't see the crap... I felt, like and urge to crap myself, with no actual crap to follow it up. I realized then that something was different, something was...

that something was a bit 'cosmictraveler', as some people might call it,but then all of a sudden the harsh cry of the anti humour mayor was heard to scream.....

... followed closely by a gurgling sound. Drowning in a onslaught of pigeon shit (So many pigeons, each apparently with laser guided crap) is well, a shitty way to go. Poor guy, if he'd only...

shit on others first as they shit on him last...

than, than they would maybe understand why

shit, gravity and accurate pigeons is a goddamn scary combination, even when you're dead. I think ...

that shit sometimes comes from peoples mouths that really are...

... but as it were, the universe keeps doing those lethargic porker style tricks on all its inhabitants and this sometimes leads to shifts in the space-time continuum, which, on the surface texture of the universe, then show as pigeon shit. I must remind you though, that such shifts are indicative of a much deeper ...

space-time distortion that leads to worlds where it literally rains pigeon shit, not water, and the inhabitants of said planets deal with it by.....

universal expulsion of abstract bowel contents. That, and sometimes the universe suffers from various forms of abstract intestinal issues, which can result in

tummy ache

Followed by.............................

.....finding yourself in bed with a man named Wally who...

has nothing but a smile and a shoehorn...

stuck in his ass. every morning when wally wakes up with his inane smile busting from his yawn, he takes the shoehorn from his ass, waves his underpants in the air...

and yells at the top of his voice....

"where did my boots go you F****rs"

I need somthing to wipe the sh*t of this shoehorn, my underpants are already full.
quickly pass me a...

big, fat, purple headed dildo so i can keep.....

it all wet and soaked

in pigeon shit, ...............

quickly, quickly, people are laughing at me."
looking around for a big, purple headed dildo, i noticed there where two strange beings standing watching the commotion. "whats the matter with your friend" they thought in unison. "he's okay he gets like this every morning would you have a purple dildo so he can keep it all wet and soaked" i wrote. "no! they thought but we have some cucumber sandwhiches. will those do?" "yes cucumber sandwhiches would be great, put them on the table and leave my room, NOW" the two beings left the room and wally dived for the cucmber sandwhiches. "WASH YOUR HANDS YOU FILTHY....

Fucking Dick Jamming Horse Eating Thunder Cunt".....

anyway eat the sandwhiches i'm going..

down the local for a cold one, however if im not home by 9 you can........

call your other beau and have a party on our....

Yacht while sailing to.........

the island of curacao wearing nothing but our swimming gear in search of

Zaphod Beeblebrox, and the Heart of Gold. Since the odds are infinitely opposed to our discovery there of, we'll surely find it. If not on Curacao,

...then on the third rock from the star Alpha Centauri, coordinates, x17327463,y32878874, where this Zaphod Beeblebrox reportedly loves to....

scuffiffle with his bodoolies...

he realized he was alone. it was dark in this land and the other side of the planet where about to awake. he stopped scuffiffling and put his bodoolies back in their bag. it was time to sleep, he was enveloped by a dream where the air was more than humid and the floor was far from sacred and the chickens where playing mr johnson with no..

feet. After he awoke from his dreamstate he realized that he was actually in prison because he...........................

had too many jack and cokes the last night and got to close to the 3 hot chicks dancing around the bar where he

had filled his boots with..

piss then went back to the girls and

filled their boots with...

sh*t and ate

the waitress

she tasted good so he went around eating...

everybody in the resturant, until

he came across a falec shaped cucumber, with which he procceded to......

stick in and out of his ear until the cops........................

Where's the beef?.......

the cops took it to the station for....

examination, upon which they deduced tht there was in fact....

I love cock

said inspector jones, unfortunatly for him his wife overheard this, "what??!!", she screamed, "you mean im not good enough?"....

"Well, then, hmmm....if you like cock so much, well, hmmmm, ...... call Jimbo, Billy Bob, and George over and we'll have a little fivesome, yes, let's do that, hmmmm.......

....Fortunately, while Cottontop was having the objective plans filled, the cosmonauts couldnt sleep from the noise, so they began to

sail to the moon on a giant ...

water balloon and......

fly happily around in orbit while they smoked their joints--they started with their arms and finished with their lower legs

which got cut off because they were too close to the..............

anomalous deep-space Texas chainsaw Masai ballerina from.....

Portland, who was actually a total nitwit and thus perfectly suited to be blown ...

and blown good......


:o

by her majesty, the ruler of

America, Britain, and France, Elisabeth II, who sent an army to...

make money from....

my mother the prostitute and my sisters Chesty Larue, Boobs Mcfilthyho, Fookme Sideways, and Finger Lickinfun...

...you people are looooooosers.....

.....looooooooooosers......

So go brush your teeth Satyr cos' you've got Cottontop3000's cum stains all throughout your mouth...

....)who said that?(.... :D

... and this thread is finished.

But then someone, somewhere felt that indeed the thread shud not be finished as the cucumber fest was spreading throughout the........

I felt the urge to eat a panda alive. I flayed him slowly and then ravaged his meat with my teeth.

John, demanded to eat his succulent panda meat!

Then the Chinese army came in and killed memememe for eating pandas and...

They also tried to chase John, but using his honking penis he managed to scare them away!

By the way john smith is female, so why/how du you propose i/she has a 'honking penis'?fo sho???!!!

Cus you had a sex op gone wrong, fo sho in the fizzy shit lickin beat.

fucking black rapper piss of fo sho

but did he P?

I think he did, then he left to make a phone call, came back, took a 20minute nap and bamn! left again

As he left, he fell into a bunny infested city, he thought he discovered the matrix

of smurfs that Oprah had hidden under her....

TV shows couch, those little troll things were

smacking up against each other like.....

me smacking your face for thinking dirty thoughts - OH, that's my dirty thought. Anyway back to the story at hand.............................................. .............

.......................huh, what story...RS thinking....train of thought..dirty thought...gone.....what.......oh, yeah they were smacking against each other like.......

two angels trying to say the truth...

less lies about

the dog crap world of the 'jackamo'....

perverts.

what happ3ned to the pruple dildo story that was much harder to...

..gulp...swallow...gulp....

insert words with covert meanings that have a slighlty sexual flavour without being fucking crude. i wish you twats could experience this expletive therpay thing that....

fuck..shit..damn..cock..sucking..shite..petain...l ick...bitch...that helps me to get out of my system all this............

Tourette's ARSE CUNT FUCKSOCKS!!

Whenever the rest of humanity finally realises that, they are doomed to...

the powers that be in control of their

own destinies but sometimes ....

stroking a pussy reliefs all that tension, but stroking it too vigourously will...

let ice cream be a favorite thing to...

rub all over your body while you are trying to...........................

....dance like a retarded pengiun...

....high on X who....

are foolish enough to put things into their bodies without knowing who made it or what it may contain sometimes....

pull my finger

because they are getting drunk again and..

...shoot a bunch of rabid, horny Pandas, but soon got caught by the cops and sentenced to...

life in the insane asylum while there they caught a glimpse of.........................

Satyr making baskets out of...

toothbrush hairs and sticky...

yellow threads, dusted with...

powered urine, and then he ate....

something that looked like applesauce, but turned out to be......................

high-explosive, which detonated and spewed his innards everywhere.

except here > and there <.

But then a hippopotamus wanderd into the fray and started....

...knashing away with his 4 big, big teeth, and...

...consumed Satyr's remains on the spot, whilst at the same time...

...leaving the rotted ass-hole itself to simmer in its own juices while at the same time...

a weasle was swimming close by and

... decided to fuck the living hell out of Satyr's rotten ass remains in order to...

have a party of octopi over for...

...canapes made of red snapper on rye crisps...

with guacamole, tequila and

...salt and/or lime, with which you can get the weasel and the octopi really drunk so that you can...

have them for dinner along with the...

little green lab mice. (note the period)

After dinner we all went to the...

...Backstretch Bar in Brownfield, TX and got drunk on Coors Light with lime while dancing our asses off to...

ZZ Top playing there until......

The wee hours of the morning where I then threw up all over my new ..........................................

blue sued shoes.....only to later realize that....

they were red ruby shoes from Dorthy and they...

...didn't help any with the hang-fucking-over, so I...

sailed away in a blimp with the other.....

fat chicks in the band, but then.....

they passed gas and we were heading towards...

the eifel tower... when all of a suden.....

godzilla appeared with some sushi hanging from his...

chops, so I...

threw a frenchman at him and....

let the frenchman kick the fucking hell out of him...

but then the french chef wanted to...

go out for some brie and croissant...so I.....

went to the loo to relieve....

his purple pee...from all the tequillas... and then found out he caught his.....

mustache in the door, which had started...

to ignite when he was...

laughing at an englishman...

who was watching Fawlty Towers on the Tele while...

beating off to a french whore in the local print...

when all of a sudden his wife appeared and said...