Finally, peace

Discussion in 'World Events' started by GeoffP, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    A Modest Proposal (and, BTW, a farcical one - that is to say "NOT REAL") from Hamas:

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    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45357

    "Hamas calls for giant summit with all Israelis"

    RAMALLAH, WEST BANK—After his militant Islamic party took the majority in Palestine's recent elections, Ismail Haniyeh called for a "giant summit with all living Israelis" Monday, rekindling international hopes for peace in the war-torn region.

    Haniyeh characterized the one-day summit as "the final solution to the Israeli-Palestinian dispute," and invited every Jewish citizen of the world to attend. Haniyeh said he expects more than 5 million participants from Israel alone.

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    Read it all.
     
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  3. Hurricane Angel I am the Metatron Registered Senior Member

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    I see this final solution involves putting all 5 million israelis into a giant gas chamber.
     
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  5. dkb218 Banned Banned

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    Cruel - very cruel... Why do "final solutions" always seem to be really final? Can't we all just get alone?!?!?! We are all people...different views yet all people sharing the same damned rock...Some want it all and most just want some.

    Works both ways...
     
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  7. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Forgot to emphasis: it's from The Onion. Farcical, not real. Merely humour, of the darkest sort.

    Geoff
     
  8. Hurricane Angel I am the Metatron Registered Senior Member

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    But I love onions...
     

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