Does anyone have any good movie quotes of one liners?
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Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! ]
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Conner MacManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? Murphy MacManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

-Boondock Saints

"My eyes are open!"

(from fight club, in the end when Tyler Durden(characters name) shoots himself through the neck)

Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
~ "Wizard of Oz "



Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"


Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I'm a drunkard.
Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
~ "Casablanca"


We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
~ Professor Keating (Robin Williams) in "Dead Poet's Society"

Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) "Lone Starr...I am your father's brothers nephews cousins former room!"

Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) "And what does that make us?"

Dark Helmet "Absolutly nothing...which is what you are about to become!"

Spaceballs, amazing film.

Note: for those that haven't seen this movie, you suck. Spaceballs is a sci fi spoof aimed mainly at Star Wars from the comedic genius of Mel Brooks.

It has also parodies on Star Trek if I may add.
Like the scene where the evil chancellor gets beamed into the adjourning room and looks down at his ass because some of his molecules were transported wrong.

"Why did no one tell me that my ass is so fat?"

Data has his emotion chip for one of the first times, tasting a drink.

Guinan:“Looks to me like he hates it.”
Data: “Yes, that’s it! I hate this! It is revolting!”
Guinan:“More?”
Data: “Please.”
(Data with new emotion chip, Guinan, Star Trek: Generations)

One from Spaceballs:
Lord Helmet: That's the password. That is something an Idiot would have on his luggage
The President(forgot what his name was): Have you got the password
Sanders: Yes Sir
President: Good what is it
Sanders: the password is 1 2 3 4 5
President: That is the the password, it is the same as my luggage.
(also that scene about the ASSHOLE family working there)

I think is something like this. Please don't hate me if this not some what right. I saw this movie a while ago.

Sling Blade

I picked up a kaiser blade that was a layin' there by the screen door, some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. it's just a long handle like a axe handle with a long blade on it that's shaped kind of like a banana. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot.

Goes up there with:

I reckon you can make me some biscuits.

Or:

Two fellers was on a bridge a takin' a leak and one feller says the water was cold and the other said it was deep water. One of 'em came from Arkansas, I believe.

There are a lot of other movie quotes that I like, but I can't think of them right now, all I can think of is Sling Blade now that I've started, umhum.... Sticks in your head.


Edit: Just thought of one. Natural Born Killers.
Wayne Gail: I'm comin' over and gonna shove a hot chili pepper up your ass.
Oriental Mistress on phone: No you're not.

"a man being rich is like a girl being pretty. sure its not everything, but my goodness, doesnt it help?" -Marilyn Monroe as Lorelie Lee in Gentlemen prefer blondes.

"Fucking ... what the fuck? Who the fuck fucked this fucking ... how did you two fucking fucks ... FUCK!"

"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

- The Boondock Saints

Cary Grant: "Tell me... How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?"

Eva Marie Saint: "Lucky, I guess?"

Grant: "No, not lucky -- naughty, wicked, up to no good... Ever kill anyone? Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half trying... So, stop trying."

- North by Northwest

Insanity runs in my family. Practically gallops- Grant; Arsenic and Old Lace

Cary Grant: "Hey, you remind me of a man."

Shirley Temple: "What man?"

Grant: "A man with a power."

Temple: "What power?"

Grant: "The power of who-do."

Temple: "Who-do?"

Grant: "You do."

Temple: "Do what?"

Grant: "You remind me of a man."

Temple: "What man?"

Grant: "A man with a power."

(hehe... a series of one liners ;))

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray "What about Bob"

How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.
~ Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"

"The dog fucked the pope, but it´s not my fault"
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

I hope I translated it correct, only know it on German :D

Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore) - "would you like a drink, Mr. Lewbowski?"
The Dude - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

Warning: May be a little off color, but pretty funny.


Tom:" Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! "

-Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

"Oh bye the way, does anybody know how to fly a plane?"

From Airplane

"I'll be back."......from..oh, I can't remember. :rolleyes:

"FRREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!", Brave something or other.

I can't think of a single fucking thing!!!!!! :confused:
Is it that obvious?????

Gtreat thread though, I'll think of something............eventually.
I'll be back.

Robert Shaw in "Jaws":
"We're going to need a bigger boat."

Paul Newman in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid":
"If they'd pay me what they're spending to make me stop robbin' them, I'd stop robbin' them."

"Who are those guys?"

Slim Pickens (the greatest actor who ever lived) in "Dr. Strangelove":
"Nuclear combat, toe-to-toe with the Russkis."

From the greatest trilogy EVER (OK, LOTR comes VERY close), (thanks to this (http://www.wallwin.org.uk/godfather/gf3quotes.html) site):
GF1
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse".
"Leave the gun... take the Canoli".
"I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin' outta that toilet with just his dick in his hands alright!"
"Fredo. You're my older brother, and I love you.
But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. "

GF2
"Did you hear what happened in my home? IN MY HOME! IN MY BEDROOM,
WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS! Where my children come and play with their toys. In my home".
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"
"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart"
"I don't want anything to happen to him. Not while my mother is alive".
"If anything in this life is certain. If history has taught us anything. It say's you can kill anyone".

GF3
"I will always be your son, but I will never have anything to do with your business".
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. Our true enemy has not yet shown his face."
"I betrayed my wife. I betrayed myself. I killed men and I ordered men to be killed. Ah, it's useless...
I killed -- I ordered the death of my brother. He injured me. I killed my mother's son. I killed my father's son."
"When they come, they'll come at what you love."
“Dad?" -- Mary's last word.

As Good As It Gets

Carol: Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.


Woman: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, then I take away reason, and accountability.


Melvin: How old are you?
Carol: Oh please...
Melvin: If I had to guess by your eyes. I'd say you were fifty.
Carol: If I had to guess by your eyes. I'd say you were kind.


Carol: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend, one that doesn't go nuts on me!
Carol's Mom: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist.

Gladiator (2000)

Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

Maximus Decimus Meridius: What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Marcus Aurelius: There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me,they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

[Upon seeing the Coliseum for the first time.] Juba: I didn't know men could build such things.

Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him.

Gracchus: I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. He'll conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. He'll take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death...and they will love him for it.

'we enlarged their brains and as a side effect they got smarter' - deep blue sea

Agent J - 'thats the worst disguise ever that dudes definately an alien'
Dog- 'you dont like it, you can kiss my furry little butt' - MIB

'If we are the only form of life in this universe, its one hell of a waste of space' - contact

Austin-'Do i make you randy.....' (you can probably guess where that was from)

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You "dance" all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. Marla Singer - Fight club

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives. Tyler Durden - Fight Club

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tyler Durden - Fight Club

This movie has way too many to quote so I needed help. How awesome was this movie.

Quotes from http://www.atlyrics.com/quotes/f/fightclub.html

Wow you seem to like Fight Club alot.

Fuck yeah. That movie is far more intelligent and accessible than most art house movies IMO. Plus it has some of the coolest dialogue ever written and filmed. It almost makes me forget that Brad Pitt went all nekkid for Troy.

True, but the central premise is a contradiction. It's a major Hollywood film championing anti-consumerism.

"Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." - Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs

Fight Club was a surprise, it was good. The whole premise is still kind of odd, but the follow-through is excellent.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers whole you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making the movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit our shit, then eat their shit which is made of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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Plan 9 from Outer Space:

"Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future... "

(for the 2 people on earth unfamiliar with this movie, it is not a comedy. That quote was a genuine attempt at drama.)

Fight Club was a surprise, it was good. The whole premise is still kind of odd, but the follow-through is excellent.

The follow-through's great. The acting's electric, the direction's interesting without being overbearing, and the script's infinitely quotable. The premise is still fundamentally full of shit.

"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - you all know it.

ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will ... we will say "Ni!"

CRONE: Do your worst! I have herd the Knights say "Ni"! in the night. I have herd the hideous Peng! and they have said "Nee-wum"! to my sister but still I have not revealed ...

ARTHUR: Very well, old crone. Since you will not assist us voluntarily... "Ni"!

CRONE: No. Never. No shrubberies.

ARTHUR: Ni!

BEDEVERE: Nu!

ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this. "Ni"!

BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni!

ARTHUR: It's not working. You're not doing it properly. Ni!

BEDEVERE: Ni!

ARTHUR: That's it. Ni! Ni!

A PASSER-BY on a horse is observing them.

ROGER: Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

ARTHUR: Erm, yes.

ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.

ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies?

ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
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I think this is my favorite part of the movie.
BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL: Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

ALL: No, no, It floats. Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her. To the pond.

BEDEVERE: Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?

ALL: Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
(They missed a few on this line, should also be churches, cider, and maybe other equally silly things.)
ARTHUR: A duck.
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