"Buy the ticket, take the ride." -Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow." - Al Pacino, Devil's Advocate.
and lots of fight club quotes that i can't even remember right now haha

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
- Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing

"[Watching Dr. Gonzo leave.] There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
- Raul Duke, Dear and Loathing

"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear."
- Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
- Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing

"Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?"
- Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing

"Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' "
- Samuel L. Jackons, Pulp Fiction

Jimmie: I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Vincent: Jimmie --
Jimmie: -- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead nigger storage?" -- answer to question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead nigger storage?"
Vincent: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Vincent: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"
- Quentin Tarantion, John Travolta and Sammy Jackson in Pulp Fiction

"They bought it. Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick-day this semester. It’s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten I’ll probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. Its a good non-specific symptom. I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up at a doctor’s office, that’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp and when you’re bent over moaning and wailing... you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid but then, so is high school. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. Its on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European so who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. Still wouldn’t change that fact that I don’t own a car... "I recall.. Central Park in fall... How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess, its love"... Its not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” A good point there. Afterall, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides of people."
- Ferris Beurler, Ferris Beuler's Day Off

"Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling."
- John Belushi, Animal House

"Zoe: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man and take away reason and accountability."
- Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

"John Milton: Who in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny that the twentieth century was mine, all of it Kevin, all of it mine?"
- Pacino, Devil's Advocate

"Hotel guest: What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?
Venkman: No. We're exterimators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelfth.
Hotel guest: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Venkman: Bite your head off, man."
- Ghostbusters

"Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too."
- Billy Crystal, When Harry Met Sally


And the following Woody Allen quotes:

Isaac: I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. Very authoritative you know, like the Pope or the computer in 2001.

Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God.
Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love.

And if it turns out that there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly

Absolute best quote ever comes from Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now:

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene."

That line pretty much expresses my feelings about modern war.


I also love Beavis' speech about how he's never gonna score in Beavis And Butthead Do America.

"What's tha matta. 'aven't got the minerals?"
-Snatch
"Wipe yo'self off. You dead."
-Rush Hour 2
"I am Yu Law. I am nobodie's bitch!"
-The One
"Shite."
-A Knight's Tale

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

Arthur tries to enter a castle guarded by French soldiers

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
(Damn it Tyler, you stole my favorite quote):D

You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules! - Jeffrey Goines, Twelve Monkeys

How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks. - Lefty, Donnie Brasco

Natalya Siminova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Siminova: No. It's what keeps you alone.
- Goldeneye

Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.
- Goldeneye

Miss Moneypenny: You know, this kind of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
James Bond: And what's the penalty for that?
Miss Moneypenny: Some day, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
- Goldeneye

General Ourumov: Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands above your head. James Bond: How original.
- Goldeneye

Plenty: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
James Bond: "But of course you are."
Plenty: "Plenty O'Toole."
James Bond: "Named after your father perhaps."
- Diamonds are Forever

Clarke "Mouth" Devereux: You call this water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
- Goonies

Limes? What limes? :D

"Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave"

Jack's haiku from Fight Club.

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"
"Really?"
"Yes"
"Owww! You hit my fucking ear!"

"I'm breaking my attachment to physical power and possessions, because only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit"

""the guy, I say is probably at home every night with a little rattail file, filing a cross into the tip of every one of his rounds. This way, when he shows up to work one morning and pumps a round into his nagging, ineffectual, petty, whining, butt-su¢king, candy-a$s boss, that one round will split along the filed grooves and spread open the way a dumdum bullet flowers inside you to blow a bushel load of your stinking guts out through your spine. Picture your gut chakra opening in a slow-motion explosion of sausage-casing small intestine."

Jack to his boss when the latter catches him printing fight club materials.

Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of
explosives using simple household items."
Narrator: "Really."
Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

(Which is quite true. Better living through chemistry)

"That old saying, how you always hurt
the one you love, well, it works both
ways."

"And then... something happened. I let go.
Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent
and complete. I found freedom. Losing
all hope was freedom."

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."

"The condom is the glass slipper of our
generation. You slip it on, you dance
the night away with a stranger, and then
you throw it away - the condom, that is,
not the stranger."

"You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate
me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn
into a total asshole! Is that a pretty accurate
description of our relationship, Tyler?"

Oh damn, about anything from Dr.Strangelove.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"I enjoy women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence"

"He'll see everything, sir. He'll see the big board!"

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"Mandrake:
"Survival Kit contents check. In them you will find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...."

John Travolta in Urban Cowboy:
(to his wife Sissy) " I want to apologize clear back to the first time I hit you"

Oft overlooked in a movie filled with quotable lines;

"It is sad that what is pleasing to touch is so rarely pleasing to the eye."
- Pulp Fiction

"I swear on my dead relatives, and even the ones that don't feel so good, I am your man.
-Count of Monte Cristo

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."
- Kevin Spacey, American Beauty

"Hey Les, you got a minute?
For you Brad, I got five."
- Kevin Spacey and someone, American Beauty

CAROLINE: I-I see you're smoking pot now? I-I'm so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
LESTER: You're one to talk you bloodless, money-grabbing freak.
- American Beauty

LESTER (in a resignation letter to his superior at work): My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasise about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.
- American Beauty

"That's the day I realised that there was this entire life behind things. And this incredibly benevolent force, it wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid... ever. Video is a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember. I need to remember. Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is just going to cave in."
- Wes Bentley, American Beauty

"Roads? Where we're going we dont need roads."
- Doc, Back to the Future

DOC: Who's the President of the United States, future boy?
MARTY: Ronald Regan
DOC: The actor! Ha! And I suppose Jack Benny is the Secretary of Treasury
- Back to the Future

YOUNG BIFF: Make like a tree and get out of here.
OLD BIFF: It's leave you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
- Back to the Future II

"We killed a man. Shot him in the back. A mountain man. A cracker."
- Deliverance

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything."
- Deliverance

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"You can turn your back on a person, but don't ever turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? "
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Although I haven't seen him in almost ten years I know I'll miss him forever. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was tweleve. Jesus, does anybody? "
- Stand By Me

"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free enviroment, I'll be as sound as a pound!"
- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery


Bill Hicks quotes (For Tyler, in return for the great Allen quotes):

Isn't it interesting that two drugs that are legal - alcohol and cigarettes - are two drugs that do absolutely................. NOTHING for you whatsoever... and drugs that grow naturally upon this planet, drugs that open your eyes up to make you realise how you're being fucked everyday of your life... well... those drugs are against the law... wow! Coincidence..? I dunno... I'm sure their motives are pure.

Mushrooms grow naturally upon this planet - against the law. Marijuana grows naturally upon this planet - against the law. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural?

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. 'Cos you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives over the years...? RRRRRRRRRRREAL fuckin' high on drugs! Man, the Beatles were so high they even let Ringo sing a couple of tunes - tell me they weren't partyin'!

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones who walk up to you while you're smoking.. "ahem ahem... ahem ahem ahem..... ahem ahem ahem ahem... AHEM AHEM AHEM...".
I always say "Shit, you're lucky you don't smoke! That's a hell of a cough you got there - I smoke all day and don't cough like that... Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm or somethin'. Maybe your dad was jackin off and your mom sat on it at the last second... D'you walk up to crippled people and start dancin' you fucks?!"

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..."
And we... kill those people.

Some of these quotes won't be word perfect.. my memory has deteriorated somewhat due to lack of sleep.

:)

b

"Scottie likes beans, don't you Scottie"

"If there is any attempt by either constant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, i am just gunna snap."

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis"

"Of course i pee'd my pants, everyone my age pee's their pants! It's the coolest! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!"

"Mr Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic thing's that i have ever heard. At no point in you rambling incoherant response were you even close to anything that could be conisdered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

All from Billy Madison. Possibly the funniest film ever made!

Thundercat:
"All from Billy Madison. Possibly the funniest film ever made!"

May I suggest you watch "The Party" with Peter Sellers.

Since you seem to like Adam Sandler ( as I do) how about the line:

"The price is wrong Bob!"

"Let the wookie win"
"there are always 2, the master an the aprenttice"

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning." -Apocalypse Now.

"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself." y'all know which movie that's taken from, i assume.:) :D

"What are you gonna do, shoot me twice?!" Richard Gere, Red Corner.

"I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for the past 40 years!"
-Steel Magnolias

"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, "O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless-of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse." That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be? -Dead Poets Society

"The thing about life is, there's no danger music!" ~ The Cable Guy.

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to perfer the latter." ~ The Cable Guy

"BILBO BAGGINS! DONNOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF PETTY TRICKS!"
-Fellowship of the Ring

(don't know the name of the movie the next quote was from. Though Liz Hurely and Ice Cube stared in it)
"Bok, Bok, Mother Fucker!"

"You can't hurt me; I like it rough!
-Clockstoppers

"Dracula. Not myth. He's real, I assure you."
-Dracula 2000

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"
-The Matrix

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."
-The Matrix

"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no spoon.
There is no spoon?
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself"
-The Matrix

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me! "
-the Matrix

The best lines in Fight Club!!:D

Narrator: He was wearing his yellow tie. I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
Richard Chesler - Regional Manager: "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?"
Narrator (voiceover) I'm half-asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine.
Regional Manager: "The second rule of Fight Club--" Is this yours?
Narrator: Huh?
Regional Manager: Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this. What would you do?
Narrator: Well, I gotta tell ya...I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this buttoned-down Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years...someone very...very...close to you. (voiceover) Tyler's words coming out of my mouth (he snatches the paper away violently) And I used to be such a nice guy. (voiceover ends) Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
(The telephone rings, Jack picks it up)
Narrator: Compliance and liability.
Marla: My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator: (to the Regional Mgr.) Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

And this funny qoute from the sickest movie ever made! Definitly not a date movie!

Patrick Bateman: (panicky, frantic. talking into a phone) Howard! It's Bateman, Pat Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I killed alot of people! Some escort girls in an apartment uptown...some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10! Ummm...Some girl I met at an NYU party. I left her body in the parking lot behind some old donut shop! My old girlfriend Beverly with a nail gun. Some man, some old FAGGOT with a dog! (nearing tears) I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, I can't remember...maybe a model or something. But, she's dead too. And, uh, Paul Allen! I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face! His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hells Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out, now. I guess I killed maybe...twenty people. Maybe forty! I've got tapes of alot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even...I even ate some of their brains. And I tried to cook a little. Tonight...(hysterical) I just HAD TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE! And I don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time. So...I guess...I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. (laughter) Well...if you get back tomorrow...I'll meet you up at Harry's Bar so...keep your eyes open. Bye.

Don't feel like typing it, but Pacino's speech on God in Devil's Advocate. You can download the mp3 on Kazaa.

notme: Do you mean this one?

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do,
I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the
goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when
you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a
tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!"

From Reservoir Dogs.
Mr Blonde - "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

From Reservoir Dogs.
Mr. Brown - "A fuck machine remembering what it was like to get fucked for the very first time; hence, like a virgin."

From Reservoir Dogs.
Mr Pink - "Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"

From Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Pink - "OK, how about I just be Mr. Black."

From Reservoir Dogs.
Joe - "You're Mr. Pink because I fucking say you're Mr. Pink."

From Apocalypse Now.
"I just love the smell of napalm in the morning."

From Black Hawk Down.
"Get us off this fucking street!"

From Flash Gordon.
"Who wants to live forever?"

From Gladiator.
"What you do in life echoes in Eternity."

From Gladiator.
"On my signal, unleash Hell."

From Armageddon.
"I remember this part. This is where the coyote straps his ass to the rocket and lights the fuse."

EvilPoet,
Yup, that's the one. And he goes on to call himself a humanist, lol. I love it.

notme,

I love that quote. The Devil's Advocate is a great movie
imo. Here is another quote from the movie that I think
is pretty cool:

John Milton: Free will. It's like butterfly wings:
once touched, they never get off the ground.
No, I only set the stage. You pull your own
strings.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

HOLY CRAZOOMAFORK! Circe!!! I was going to quote that!! :D :D Did you just watch BR too? I LOVE that quote! :D :D

"Wake up! Time to DIE!" - Leon Kowalski

"The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very very brightly, Roy." - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again - who does?" - Gaff

I bought the DVD a couple of days ago and was about to watch it today, unfortunately some other things came up.

I've seen it before though - it's one of my favorite movies of all time.

Yeah, I just saw it yesterday (:o) and it is one of the best sci-fi cyberpunk movies I've ever seen! I'm completely obsessed over it; I'm going to borrow the video cassette, the DVD, the book(s), the soundtrack, and the PC game! :D

Believe it or not I've never seen it! Perhaps I will buy the dvd...

"Never fuck with an antiques dealer!"
- Dracula 2000

"And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!"
- Almost Famous

Originally posted by notme2000
Believe it or not I've never seen it! Perhaps I will buy the dvd... *Le GASP!* Aw man, you really need to see this movie, it's a cult classic! But I suggest renting it before buying the DVD, in case you don't like it, because it took me a bit to understand the subtleties and complexities of a seemingly normal and even "monotonous" plot. But don't let that scare you! I endorse it, and that should be a good enough guarantee. :D

Sounds good to me! I'll rent it tomorrow since my work week is finally over! :)

Dune. Written by Frank Herbert.

[ "Spice extends life."
"Spice expands consciousness."
"Spice is vital to space travel."
"Travel without moving." ]

[ "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Safu that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stain, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion." ]

[ "I must not fear. Fear is the mindkiller. And fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will abate my fear. I will permit it to pass over me." ]

'He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy ' Life of Brian

Originally posted by Tyler


"[Watching Dr. Gonzo leave.] There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
- Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing


Dahahaha! That's the best quote ever! Dr Gonzo is the man.

I think that quote s a very famous one for Blade Runner fans.

BLADE RUNNER - Rachael
-You know that Voight-Kampff test of yours ... did you ever take that test yourself?

-Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr Deckard?

BRAVEHEART

-You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

LEON

-Mathilda: OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight


SWINGERS

-[Counseling Mike on women] Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, whose just kinda cowering in the corner.


and many other Lord of the Rings quotes

I didn't invent the rainy day, i just own the best umbrella"

Almost Famous

Scarecrow:I haven't got a brain... only straw.

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
~ "Wizard of Oz "

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." - The Princess Bride

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? I hired you to get some track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" -Blazing Saddles (Funniest movie ever)

"Blonde Venus" -- Guy making a pass at Marlene Dietrich's character in a sleazy bar: "What are you doing here? You don't look anything like those other women!" -- Marlene: "Just give me time."

"King Kong" -- The ambitious filmmaker on his way to an exotic location: "They'll have to think up a lot of new adjectives when I get back."

"Flashpoint" -- A federal agent to a hippie: "You think you've beaten the system because you're hiding out at the bottom of it."

"Return to Oz" -- Jack: "If the Tin Man's brain ran down, how can he talk?" -- Dorothy: "It happens to people all the time, Jack."

"Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" -- Marilyn Monroe's character: "I just love finding new places to wear diamonds."

"Harvey" -- Sympathetic pal trying to cheer up James Stewart's character: "It's tough, struggling with reality every day." -- Stewart: "I've struggled with reality for thirty years and I'm proud to say I've finally won out over it."

"Jewel of the Nile" -- One character summing up another: "His favorite author is the guy who wrote 'Pull Tab to Open.' "

"Moonraker" -- Drax: "You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."

"The Money Pit" -- A realtor: "You get to capitalize on a fellow human being's misfortune. That's the basis of real estate."

"Mrs. Soffel" -- Mrs. Soffel: "Do you want a Bible, son?" -- Mel Gibson's character: "No thank you, ma'am. We're gonna die, but we're not that desperate."

"Tough Guys" -- Kirk Douglas's character, after thirty years in prison, just fired from his first job, in a frozen yogurt shop: "Stupid job. What kind of business is that anyway? Selling bacteria to children!"

"Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" -- Pee-Wee's friend: "I'd like to follow my dream, but..." -- Pee-Wee Herman: "Everybody I know has a big 'but...' "

"Consuming Passions" -- Advertising executive: "We're looking at the future, and, you know, it is so unutterably cheap."

"Suspicion" -- Cary Grant's character: "Work?? You mean, put on old clothes and go out with a shovel??"

"Switch" -- Animal rights activist: "You know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?" -- Lady wearing the coat: "You know how many rich animals I had to screw to buy this coat?"

"Last Action Hero" -- Homeowner really frustrated with abuse of police power: "Officer, there are no drugs in here but aspirin, and if you touch my front door you're going to need them."

"Disclosure" -- Disgusted ex-boyfriend of Hollywood wannabe: "She'd change her name to 'T.V. Listings' to get it in the newspaper."

ROUNDERS

Opening statement:
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott

THE MATRIX

"Do you think that's air you're breathing now?" - Morpheus

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?

"Damn, we're in a tight spot." -Everett

"Well isn't this place a geographic oddity. Two weeks from everywhere. " - Everett

"I'm not here to sing you dumb cracker." - Pappy

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY

Being an athlete, I love Pacino's "Inches" speech. You can also get that on KaZaa.

Patriot

"I'm from awl ova." Willem Defoe as Bobby Peru in Wild at Heart

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! (How cliche')

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? ...What if you were unable to wake from that dream, Neo? How would you know the differene between the dream world and the real world?
~Morpheus

To deny our own inpulses is to deny the verry thing that makes us human.
~Mouse

ok i love the Matrix:D its an awesome movie! one of the best EVER!!! i cant wait till the sequils come out(reloaded and revolution)
~Empath(The Shadow Protectorate)

''....and i'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.''-- Morpheus.

''new car, caviar, four star daydream. think i'll buy me a football team. the lad reckons himself a poet. get back to work laddie.''--pink's teacher in 'the wall'.

'get busy living, or get busy dying.'-- Shawshank Redemption.

''...... and i imagine the gleaming fields of Korowa.''-- King Faisal in Lawrence of Arabia.

here's a few that have been overlooked

"I've been trusting my gut for years, and i've come to the conclusion that my guts....have shit for brains"
-"Rob" (John Cusack) - High Fidelity

"Hey, Mr. M, if you're edged cuz im weazin on your grindage, why don't you just chill? Cuz if I had the whole Bradyu Bunch thing happenin at my pad - I'd go grind over there. So don't tax my gig so hard core-cruster!" -"Stoney" (pauly Shore) -Encino Man
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Store Owner: Hey, no shirt, no serivice

customer: hey, this is America, Man. Learn the rules.

Store Owner: We Greeks invented democracy!

customer: Ya, you also invented the homos!

-Ghostworld-
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(sitting by the pool, drinking magaritas)
guy one: Hey, what day is it?
Norm Mac Donald: uggghhh....October?
-Billy Madison

i leave it there for now, enjoy!

Here's some quotes from a pretty funny, but not so popular movie, Ali G Indahouse.

[Hood]: You better leave before I bust a cap in your ass. This is my hood and these girls belong to me.
[Ali G]: Belong? That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitches.
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[Man]: Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly-dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence being tossed-off by an old, blind councilworker?
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[Ali G]:(At a Feminist Alliance) All da bitches in da house say "Whoa-ohhh."
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[Boy]: I know what we can do, we can link all the (car) batteries and then form a human chain and blow this thing (safe) open.
[Ali G]: But won't we get electricalcalated?
[Boy]: Yeah, the batteries will get burned but we won't get fried as long as we don't break the chain coz we're wearing our rubber-souled shoed. Take me word on this, I got a 'D' in Physics.

- these go to eleven
- this is spinal tap

- no, dont even look at it
- this is spinal tap

- its one louder
- this is spinal tap

1. And what have the Romans ever given us in return?! 2. The aquaduct? 1. What? 2. The aquaduct. 1. Oh yeah, yeah, they did give us that, that's true. 3. And sanitation. 4. Yes, the sanitation, remember what the city used to be like, Reg. 1. Yes OK, I'll grant you, the aquaduct and sanitation are two things the Romans HAVE done. 5. And the roads! 1. Well yes obviously the roads, I mean the roads go without saying, don't they! But apart from the sanitation, the aquaduct and the roads... 6. Irrigation! 7. Medicine! 8. Education! 1. Yeah, all right, fair enough. 9. And the wine... 10. Yes, that's something we'd really miss if the Romans left. 11. Public baths! 4. And it's safe to walk the streets at night now Reg. 10. Yes, they certainly know how to keep order. Only ones who could in a place like this! 1. All right. But APART from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?! 2. Brought peace:D

You guys missed my favorite Fear and Loathing quote:

"We came in search of the American Dream. It was a lame fuck-around, a waste of time."

-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Kiss my white ass, ball!" - Happy Gilmore

"Isn't a man being rich like a girl being pretty? Sure, its not everything, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"
-Marilyn Monroe as Lorelei Lee in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

"Life is pain, you just get used to it."
Gena Davis as Charlie Baltimore in "The Long Kiss Goodnight"

Most of the movie of Joe dirt. My favorites:
"It puts the joe dirt in the hole!"
"Im new! I dont know what to do!"
"They do the work so you don't have tooooo"
yeah okay, so they're not as funy written... :(

Conversation between Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles in "Ten things i Hate about You."
H: "So just how did you distract [the teacher] to get me out of detention?
J: "I dazzled him with my... wits"


there are so many more that i cant think of now.....

"You tell him I'm coming and Hell's coming with me! You hear!? Hell's coming with me!"
-Tombstone

Stevo: "You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts." - SLC Punk

"So what are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question, and that's this. Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear or laziness?"
- Waking Life

Gwenovier: What are you doing?
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you
-Magnolia

'Verbal' Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
-Usual Suspects

Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla;)

IMHO, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are great comics.

From South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999)

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

From BASEketball (1998)

Jenna Reed: What's the one thing you want in the whole world?
Joseph R. Cooper: Chelsea Clinton?
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: I think you'd have a better shot at Bill.

Our trip was different. It was to be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character; a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit...

...and we're chock full of that!:D

~ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Annie Hall
Christopher Walkins Duane Hall: This is my room.

Woody Allen Alvy: Uh...yeah? Nice...

Christopher Walkins Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Woody Allen Alvy: Right. Well, I have to--I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.


Oh the irony!

Halvina, I'm glad you wrote that one (From Annie Hall). I liked that too. Ha ha!

There's been a lot of referrences to "Fearing and Loathing..." I think I need to see it. :)

"In Paris a vampire must be clever in many ways... here all one needs is a pair of fangs"
Lestat "Interview With the Vampire"

Server:your not hungry master
Lestat:au contraire sherie he could eat the whole colony

"but there was a hell and no matter wher we moved I was in it"
Louis "Interview with the Vampire"

"All I have to do to find you louis is follow the trail of rat corpses"
Lestat "Interview With the Vampire"

"you ask the wrong questions"
Armand "Interview With the Vampire"

"and for you peggy sue"
Buddy Holly "Pulp Fiction"

Any of you fuckin' pricks move and
I'll execute every one of you
motherfuckers! Got that?

Pulp Fiction
JULES
Check out the big brain on Brett.
You'a smart motherfucker, that's
right. The metric system.
(he points to a fast
food drink cup)
What's in this?

BRETT
Sprite.

JULES
Sprite, good, mind if I have some
of your tasty beverage to wash this
down with?

Pulp Fiction

"so how does it feel to kill a man"
Esmeralda "Pulp Fiction"

Mia powders her nose by doing a big line of coke off the
bathroom sink. Her head jerks up from the rush.

MIA
(imitating Steppenwolf)
I said goddamn!

Pulp Fiction

"The Spider has caught two flies"
Pawn shop owner "Pulp Fiction"



LOKI

Oh, but there is - it colorfully details the sham

that is organized religion. The Walrus - with his

girth and good-nature - obviously refers to either

the Buddha, or - with his tusks - the lovable

Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. This takes care

of the Eastern religions. The Carpenter is an

Obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was

purportedly raised the son of a carpenter. He

represents the Western religions. And in the poem,

what do they do? They dupe all the oysters into

following them. Then, when the oysters collective

guard is down, the Walrus and the Carpenter shuck

and devour the helpless creatures, en masse. I

don't know what that says to you, but to me it

says that following faiths based on these

mythological figures insures the destruction of

one's inner-being.



BARTLEBY sits amongst a row of seats by one of the arrival gates. He eats popcorn and stares at...

A steady stream of TRAVELERS, exiting the gate, meeting loved ones, family.



OC LOKI

Organized religion destroys who we are or who we

can be by inhibiting our actions and decisions out

of fear of an intangible parent-figure who shakes

a finger at us from thousands of years ago and

says "No, no!"



Bartleby smiles at the meet-and-greets, warmed. Loki saddles up beside him, kneeling on one of the seats, facing the Nun.



LOKI

'Through the Looking Glass' - a children's tale?

I think not.



NUN

(really dazed)

I've... I've never really thought about it like

that...

(beat; shocked; off her cassock)

What have I been doing with my life...?

Kevin Smiths Dogma


Thats all for now folks now get the fuck out...heard it from somewhere meh

Rowen

Infamy' infamy' theyv'e all got it in infamy. "Carry on Cleo"

"And we will fight with all out valour, with all courage... ...to ensure than Huamn civilisation - Not instect! Dominates this galaxy now and always! - The Sky Marshall - Starship Troopers.

Baseketball:

Evil Girls: We're going to f*** you to death!
Sidekick: (Boldly steps forward) HA! I'd like to see you try!

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But who would I want to do a thing like that?


Renton - Trainspotting

"Game over man, game over!" is a classic. (from Aliens, by the way)

Scarface(1983)
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"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony)

"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked!"

Dis fuckin' guy..." (Tony re: Alberto)

"Ja! How'd jou like that, eh? Jou fuckin' maricon! Ja!"

Don't fuck wit me!"

"Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!" (Tony to Alberto)

"Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?" (Elvira)

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

Friday:
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Mr. Jones: Boy, bring your ass off up in here! What you talkin'
about you wait 'til I come out? I smelt your shit for 22 years. Now
you can't smell mine for five minutes?

Craig: Look! She's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! The Lord is my Shepherd! He know what I want!


Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get you high today. Because it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!:m:

Last temptation of Christ:
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Jesus: God loves me. I know he loves me. I want him to stop.

Jesus: You think God belongs only to you? He doesn't. God is an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody, to the whole world. You think you're special? God is not an Israelite.

Judas: I struggle, you collaborate.

AMELIE:
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Narrator: Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"
Amélie: Fifteen!


MEMENTO:
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Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

Leonard Shelby: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there.

Leonard Shelby: I have this condition.

Teddy: You don't want the truth. You make up your own truth


Angela's ashes
Frank: "Kiss me arse!!!!!!!!"

7 Samurai
Gorobei Katayama: You're Good.
Heihachi Hayashida: Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies.
Gorobei Katayama: Killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida: Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away.
Gorobei Katayama: A splendid principle!
Heihachi Hayashida: Thank you.

Ichi the Killer:

"Causing pain is a serious matter"
~Kakihara

"When you are hurting someone, don't think about the pain they are feeling, think about the pleasure you get from inflicting pain"
~Kakihara


Battle Royale:

"Today's lesson is: You kill each other off until there's only one left. Nothing is against the rules"
~Kitano


Dark Crystal:

Gen: I don't have wings
Kira: Ofcourse not. You're a boy


Captain Harlock: Arcadia of my Youth:

"My name is Phantom F. Harlock and this plane is flesh of my flesh, sharing my blood... The friend that shares my fate. Arcadia of my youth"
~Phantom F. Harlock

"Harlock, when we meet in Hell, let us drink together as friends"
~Zeda

"We will not pray for anything. Nor will we seek help from anyone. Never again will we fight under another's flag. We will keep on fighting for what we believe in only under our flag, for as long as we live. Under my flag!"
~Captain Harlock


Grave of the Fireflies:

"Why do fireflies die so soon?"
~Setsuko


Hellsing: (a tv series, but what the hay)

"Now what happened? Only two of your legs have been ripped off. Summon your beasts! Transform your body! Regenerate your legs and get the hell up! Pick up that gun and fight back! Come on, the night has just begun. The fun has yet to begin. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!"
~Alucard

"Dust to dust, amen!"
~Alexander Anderson

Alexander Anderson: Monster!
Alucard: I get that alot. Then what are you? A human? A dog? A monster? Die Miserably.

"It was a little intresting, Vatican's son of a bitch."
~Alucard

"We, the United Kindom Royal Protestant Knight Organization, Hellsing, bow to no one. All obstacles will be squashed and obliterated. If you wish to live, hide your tail between your legs and scamper on home, Vatican's swine."
~Integral Wingates van Hellsing


Bad Taste:

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run."
~Derek

"Bastards have landed!"
~Ozzy

"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"
~Derek


Meet the Feebles:

"Don't worry if you feel ashamed / It's been around for years / And thousands more that can't be named / Are interested in rears / Don't worry about hell / No harm will come to your soul / We're not a Pentecostal / And everybody's got an asshole / SODOMY!!!"
~Sebastian

Undercover brother:

The Chief: Today is a great day for black people of all races.

Anton Jackson: Hi.
Conspiracy Brother: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?
Anton Jackson: Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these episodes?

Lance: I *feel* Black.
Conspiracy Brother: But you *look* white...don't touch me!

Anton Jackson: Are you telling me there really is a 'The Man'?
Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!
Anton Jackson: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
Conspiracy Brother: Of course!
Anton Jackson: Hollywood really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
Conspiracy Brother: Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
Anton Jackson: Then O.J. really didn't do it?
[Everyone looks away and mumbles]

Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:...slept with black men.

Lance: So let me get this straight; whenever a black guy does well, starts wearing Dockers, buys a few Celine Dion records, and sleeps with a White chick, you automatically say he's sold out?
The Chief: That's enough, Lance!
Lance: Always trying to shut the white man down.
Conspiracy Brother: THAT'S RIGHT!!! That's Right! ...Oh, ain't right.

The Chief: Smart Brother, you're so damn smart. Can you tell us what the Hell just happened?
Smart Brother: Well, uh, I, uh, um...
The Chief: (mocking him) Well, um, I, uh...Shut up! If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd ask his skinny Black Ass!
Conspiracy Brother: Ha, ha! In your face! Ha! I'm a...HEY!!!

"When I was 15, I had a great butt. I mean, I loved my butt. I wish I'd taken photo graphs of it." Iona from Pretty in Pink

"he's lucky, i'm lucky, you're lucky, we're all lucky! hahaha!"
-magenta from the rocky horror picture show

Guy 1: We're stuck up here on this rock!
Guy 2: Yeah! That makes me pissed off.
-Tremors

Lady: Thank you for delivering these letters! You're a godsend!
Postman: I'm not a godsend...I'm just the postman.
-The Postman

Kelly's Heros

German Colnel ; "But the Geneva convention states..."

Kelly ; "Well we ain't in Geneva Colnel"

Here some Hellraiser quotes:

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Pinhead: Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh.
Joey: I don't believe you.
Pinhead: Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.


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P.J. Monroe: Jesus Christ!
Pinhead: Not quite.


John Merchant: For God's sake!
Pinhead: DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES WHAT GOD THINKS?!

"What if you could go back in time and take away all those hours of pain and darkness...and replace them with something better?"

Jena Malone
-Donnie Darko