Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/01/jaromir.html)...

Bwahaha


"There's this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it's best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."

Goofy, don't scare me like that. :)

I just emailed this story to a friend and she believed it. lol

Man, that would have totally ruined what is already a brilliant series of films :D

I think that it would have "innovated" it.

Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies...


btw, if this was true I would first fly over to the famed "rock of stupid" that george lucas is under. I would strangle Georgey, then I'd fly down to New Zealand and give Pete Jackson a strict talking to, because after all he would have given us the greatest pair of fantasy movies ever made (in my widely-shared opinion).

"Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies..."


.......wha?

Both of you[Cory and Thor] fook off and get back to praising the writing, directing, and acting of various softcore pornography movies...
Hey, how do you think I got to this place!! :D :p :D

The horra. The horra.

that was hallarious.... thanks

that was evil, and funny

I think i just wet myself.... Mommmy!!!!