Things to THINK about (that obviously someone with too much time on their hands came up with.)

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. - YUMMY!

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!:D

i havent left my house in years so i think i will be ok

Phew! Ya had me worried spookz! Thank god you'll be okay:D

Originally posted by *stRgrL*
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Damn! Only 11?

:D

So wait..

Do women masturbate more often? Or do they just fail to wash their hands more often? If they only masturbate 1/10 as much (which they would have us believe) it means they only wash their hands 1/20 as frequently...

Now I'm going to be thinking about every woman's hand I shake......... mmmmmmm masturbatory.........

- Warren

shake > sniff
repeat above procedure for every encounter. make sure a firm grip is maintained for maximum slimage!

a variation of the technique developed simultaneously on the east coast. this method adds a step and is outlined below:

shake > sniff > lick
repeat above procedure for every encounter. make sure a firm grip is maintained for maximum slimage!

refer to the manual for further details

Originally posted by *stRgrL*
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. - YUMMY!
:D

I worked at McDonalds for a year and know this number to be totally untrue!, it is actually much MUCH higher! Also you forgot about all the other human bodily fluids in that food! To this day I never eat at a fast food restaurant that does not have its employees wearing gloves!

a glove can deposit a hair onto food as well as a bare hand, dont you think?

That’s true... I don't go to fast food restaurant in general though.

I remember back at McHell we uses to spray Windex into the french fry grease vats because it would react explosively with the hot grease and make blue steam. One day one of the assistant mangers saw what we were doing and told us that Mr. Clean makes green steam… SERIOUSLY! 100% TRUE!!! :eek:

We never got fired, we did not even get a slap on the rist in fact they never even told use to stop!

Originally posted by *stRgrL*
[COLOR=green]Things to THINK about (that obviously someone with too much time on their hands came up with.)
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

now im sure this is fake because i dont remember having ever swallowed an insect while i was asleep and completly unconsious with absolutly no awareness of what was going on around me.
so ha!

its funny how all the small things help us with our ammune systems, "what cant kill you will only make you stronger"


but yah pubic hair in food.... wrong just wrong....


heres one :

in a life time you will have shaken hands with someone who just picked their nose, atleast 25 times



so... whos a germ-a-phob?? i got a 10 gollon tub of anti bacterial soap for you?