EVER WONDER ~~~~

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


Some of these might be dupes from the last one I posted a few months ago. But there still funny:D

Enjoy:)

Yo, those are so cool! To tell you the truth, I really never thought about these things (or they never actually popped up). But one of them I do know:
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

They have a bunch of dogs, and they place bowls of the new food in front of their faces. If they eat it and don't horribly mutate within the next 48 hours, the scientists slap a "New and Improved" label on the dog food and ship it off immediately. Something like that, hehe :D

Neato:D

Actually, I have another thread somewhere in here, it has more of these "ever wonders"... its pretty cool, you should check it out

Take care:)

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

This one I can answer. Because he is broker than you are...

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
is it heavy?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
hmmm. maybe because thats wen everybody's in a rush.

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
i saw dave letterman a few years ago, and the guest was a proffesional dog food taster. it was completely serious. the guy was in a suit. they opened a can of dog food, and he ate it.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
to prevent disease and infection. duh!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
stucktogetherments!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hoohoohooho ohoohoohahahahahahaha!

hahah thats a pretty interesting thread, but i CAN answer one of those....Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-beacause there isnt Tide in the rain.

...or maybe it doesn't rain enough...http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/natur/natur015.gif

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
to prevent disease and infection. duh!

Ummm... okay....

"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
This is what my cats wants to know. They've had a bad hunting season.

Congrads on a year at sciforums, Bebelina! May they continue...http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/aktion/aktion033.gif

and a belated congrads to you, *stRgrL*...http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/aktion/aktion069.gif

also one to Banshee, who will her year soon, too http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/allesmoegliche014.gif

Oh, thanks! :D
I didn't realize it was today, but I saw it on my profile now. :)

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
We're not supposed to know and we're not allowed to ask

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
It's a woman thing

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
The Psychic would have to share their winnings with every other Psychic

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word
Abbr.

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
They haven't mastered the 'Don't let the patient die' bit yet

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
It's MicroSoft, Nuff said

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
Lemon Juice doesn't make my hands soft

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Thats why you shouldn't trust them

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
When you flip off other drivers, thats what you get

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't there cat-flavoured mouse food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
I do

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Like everyone else, he couldn't find the buggers

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Only in America

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
They claim that they shave them

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
They want their independance

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
They'd have to paint the plane orange

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
shut up, we know this. we don't want to hurt their feelings

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
Wearing condoms does not enable you to perform well

I hope this answers all of your questions

Do you have a dog whos food habits you are deeply concerned about or do you work for a dog food company that pays you, or do you just like to test the taste of dog food?

Theres always one. The question asks 'Who tests the dog food'. i said 'I do'. End of Story

Ahhh, you mean that wasn't hash in the refriderator? Gee, I didn't know... http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/fragend/fragend013.gif

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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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It's MicroSoft, Nuff said


lol. funny.

No. 1 oxymoron:
Microsoft Works

ok answer me this:
what the hell do meteorologists have 2 do with meteors?

does goodyear also manufacture blimps?

what the hell do meteorologists have 2 do with meteors?
They are so stupid that we hope they get hit by one

does goodyear also manufacture blimps?
Have you seen the size of their tyres?

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

(just another one of thingy that I remembered while reading this thread :) )

"If your nose runs and your feet smell, then aren't you built upside down?"

And I'll try to find the other thread :D

Why isn't "phonetics" spelt phonetically? hehe

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

Oh yes you can.......;)

and a belated congrads to you, *stRgrL*...

Thanks Wet1. I didnt think had noticed:)

Awww well, another reason to party!!:D

lol@ relleumsirhc! don't tell me you've tried, hahaha :D