In Kuala Lumpur, there is escort service, call a number and gilr will be sent to your hotel for fucking!
It costs about RM250 (80USD) per hour.
Cheap?
Do you have this type of service in your country? :D

Oh it's here in the US... probably half of the woman won't do it... but the other half will.

There's a spa/massage place in my area that gives, well... "trouser-friendly kisses."

...and gilr will be sent to your hotel for fucking! Do you have this type of service in your country?
Oh no! Prostitution does not exist in any other country. Malaysia is the only place in the world to have developed the concept in all of recorded history.http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf45.gif

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Does the 80 dollars start as soon as you call, or when she gets to your door, or when she gets on your cock, or what?

Cause that could be a 7 dollar fuck.

Well, actually, I don't know if I'd want to pay for a 7 dollar fuck. In fact, I don't want anything to do with 7 dollar fucks. Sounds infected.

In fact, I don't want anything to do with 7 dollar fucks. Sounds infected.

either that, or it would be like having sex with a pile of shredded bologna.

either that, or it would be like having sex with a pile of shredded bologna.
I'd advise no-one to read the above comme...

Bollocks. Too late.

hey, at least i didnt say what i REALLY think.
meh

I'd advise no-one to read the above comme...

Bollocks. Too late.

This from one who fantasizes about chicken soup :rolleyes:

This from one who fantasizes about chicken soup :rolleyes:
No. I was just pointing out that someone else does - can't remember who now (Possumking?).

Me? I'm a dairy-products-only man. Yoghurt, whipped cream, erm... cheese...

This is still confusing me by the way. I don't know what it means but it made The Devil Inside go 'ugh' so it must be bad:

Oh that's ok then; I thought it might be something you used (*whew*)

Am I stupid or just hopelessly innocent?

Am I stupid or just hopelessly innocent?

a pure soul, awash in a sea of iniquity....

oh baby baby...how was i suppose to know? :confused:

Daddy... Dutch people frighten me...

i am american.

and im in belgium to boot.
the dutch smell like cabbage. especially spuriousmonkey!!