im gonna hafta go with oxygen on this one Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! ------------------ when christianity ruled the world, it was called the dark ages! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! OI to the punx!, OI to the skins!, and OI to the world and everybody in!!! [This message has been edited by dexter (edited August 25, 2000).]
I got a riddle for you... What occurs once every minute, twice every moment, yet never in a thousand years?
That is correct. Try this one on for size: What two letters can you add to the word 'short' to make it shorter?
I see we are not very astute in our "Roswell Incident" studies? Do you not recall those odd little symbols that were etched into the beams of the supposed UFO wreckage? And by the way Oxygen, I was not to impressed with your silly description of Ednas Little Elephant. Are you certain that you would want to reflect this type of self potrayal, especialy being somoeone in a leadership position, or "Moderator" as such? Just my opinion, no offense intended, but it just seems to be unbecomming to potray such behaviour from a mature adult who is to set a "leadership by example" [This message has been edited by Time/02112 (edited August 26, 2000).]
hey man, lay off, after a long day of work its best to laugh, do u not have a sense of humor??? ------------------ when christianity ruled the world, it was called the dark ages! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! OI to the punx!, OI to the skins!, and OI to the world and everybody in!!! [This message has been edited by dexter (edited August 26, 2000).]
Hey Oxy I think you were fairy close. But tic toc time was right, you forgot your Roswell history. Those queer little grey elves with the bug eyes were infatuated with the grey girls with the big noses. Poor little blighters would do just about anything to try and get the grey girls attention, even resorting to rolling in doo-doo and carving their sad story of unrequited love about their wanna be girlfriends on their spaceships. Such juvenile behaviour. Not to mention that all of this made Edna, the little elephants mum very angry at the strange little boys from out of town who didn’t even have a decent nose. So the moral to the story is ……………………………beats me, can’t think of one. So like Dave said lighten up dude Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Allcare Tony H2o
That is correct. Try this one on for size: In Oklahoma, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Shimmer me timbers, arr matey, you've got me stumped like the fellow with the peg leg. Must be some Oklahoma specific blue law or such.
Because you'd use a camera, not a wooden leg. (I'm sure the original intent of this thread was to educate we ignorant masses in something known only by one person, but it has gleefully delineated into a riddle thread, which is probably far better. By the way, are there any queer elves on this board that I have offended?)
Good! This is now a riddle thread. On to the next riddle: When can you add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?
Well, if you are referring to time i.e. the clock on the wall, then you would get the answer you seek.
