I am writing a D&D Cookbook. If any of you have recipes you would like to contribute please forward to me via private message.

if you should have any suggestions or comments please continue the dialog in here.

Uhh... whats a D&D cookbook?

A cookbook with your favorite D&D Recipes.

Yeah I gathered that... what uhh, kind of food would be considered D&D food?

Yeah I gathered that... what uhh, kind of food would be considered D&D food?

Food that is from D&D adventures or movies, etc.

How about grilled orc with taters and stew.

...boiled creeps...
with 1 gallon of blood slowly mixed...
for 10 hours straight
add 30 lead bullets and deep fry for 3 more hours
in a sealed room

for a delicious pie.

Make sure you include....

Geek Stew
Nerd Meatloaf with tasty taters.

oooooo i did this with Wow food once. I even labeled it all with item tags. we had kickin chimerak chops (pork loin) and delicious cave mold (spinach) and sporeling snacks (green maraschino cherries soaked in rum on a toothpick). so fun!

I was unaware there was special D&D food. The only one I can think of is the elven bread from Lord of the Rings, otherwise it's "mutton", "meade", "grog", "ale", "venison", and other things people imagine medieval types eating and drinking.

Are you proposing to actually make and eat these things or just collect the recipes?

I just downloaded all the 4th editon materials. It's kewl. They are releasing the manual of the planes this month. Looking forward to that one.

Cat, Dog, Rabbit

I actually like the idea of a D&D ale. If someone who microbews had the energy, he or she could come up with some new custom ales to support this.

I always wondered what exactly was in "Otik's spiced potatoes"

i drank a shitload of healing potions, that was pretty much all my party every consumed. except for viconia. if i played my cards right, she ate sausage and veg, all covered in elf gravy.

I am writing a D&D Cookbook. If any of you have recipes you would like to contribute please forward to me via private message.

so, hows the cookbook coming along?

A collection of medieval recipes . (http://www.godecookery.com/goderec/goderec.htm)

This might be helpful, they didn't use many dairy products, since they didn't have refrigeration, so they used almond milk (like soy milk). They also didn't have the same variety of spices we enjoy now.

I had a d&d character that was a chef. He carried a morningstar as a weapon, that was actually a giant meat tenderizer.

sauted orc testicles.

deep broiled dragon rectum.

Elf ovaries with troll sperm spread on a piece of hobbits tongue.

troglodyte liver pâté.

I read that in the Middle Ages only uncivilized people ate their food raw, like animals. This was even for fruit and veggies.

and lots of sauces to cover the taste of meat turning bad.

Yeah, they did have fire. They also liked to age meats before cooking. They would typically hang a duck by it's neck until it rotted enough to fall off, then it was ready for cooking.

well, its still done. Its called dry aged meat. Nice and tenderized.

I was playing D&D once, had a pet llama.

My bastard friends ate it alone.

:bawl:MR BEANS WHY DID YOU NOT RUN!!! JUST ROLL THE F****** DIE!