Vote your choice for most retarded mind on Sciforums.
Difficult choice, I know, in a forum populated by stupidity.

I vote for me.

TimeTraveler.

God, that was quick.

I agree... with the first one..

just kidding, politically and world event-sly, has to be all those that have links to everything to support their opinion, as if we don't all know you could find anything on the net you want to believe.

Unfortunately, I think that various depending on the topic! Most people, myself included, sometimes think they know things that they don't ....and post anyway! ..the ol' "I'm right, you're wrong" attitude is prevalent here.

Baron Max

Everyone on this forum has the same intelligence, there are no dumbest and no smartest.

Whoever the dudes are that actually think AIDS isn't proven. There were two of them around. They were certainly dumb. But the dumbest? That's a title I wanna reserve until I've given more thought to it, like when I'm not tired.

Everyone on this forum have the same intelligence, there are no dumbest and no smartest.

You just nominated yourself.

Edit: Not just for the silliness (and incorrectness) of the content of your post, but it should be "has", not "have".

Everyone on this forum have the same intelligence, there are no dumbest and no smartest.

Oh, shit!! You must be one of those idealistic, liberal, fuckin' doo-gooders!! :D

You should know by now that those people don't actually believe all that shit that they spout off.

Baron Max

Whoever the dudes are that actually think AIDS isn't proven. There were two of them around. They were certainly dumb. But the dumbest? That's a title I wanna reserve until I've given more thought to it, like when I'm not tired.

Metakron...man that was hilarious

spuriousmonkey is an idiot.
i vote for him.

i vote the devil inside

he's a fucking tool

spuriousmonkey is an idiot.
i vote for him.

dumbass. There is no poll to vote.

spuriousmonkey is an idiot.
i vote for him.

Is this like American Idol? Can I vote twice?

Voting for me is the dumbest thing you can do because I will make your life miserable if you do. :itold:

Real life of SF life?

Do you have a real life?

Do you have a real life?

:D Funny post. You just lost my vote, you loser.

Wait. Losing in this thread, is that a bad thing?

You just nominated yourself.

Edit: Not just for the silliness (and incorrectness) of the content of your post, but it should be "has", not "have".

making a mistake, putting "have" instead of "has"...does not lower or increase my intelligence.

making a mistake, putting "have" instead of "has"...does not lower or increase my intelligence.

Of course it doesn't lower it. It just proves that it was already low to begin with.

However dumb you are, being more dumb isn't going to change it. Unless it results in a severe blow to the head, of course.

Of course it doesn't lower it. It just proves that it was already low to begin with.

However dumb you are, being more dumb isn't going to change it. Unless it results in a severe blow to the head, of course.

well why thank you.

well why thank you.

Or:

Well, why thank you.


See? We can't all be equally smart!

Or:

Well, why thank you.

no, thank you.

if EVERYONE VOTES FOR ME!!!

I PROMISE.... no more homework!!
i promise... the moderators will have to wear funny hats.
i promise pizza every tuesday..
and tator tots everyday.

i promise you , this, that, and the other thing.

a vote for me, is a vote for.... for.... for.... well.. for me.

-MT

Or it could have been:

Well why thank you?

No comma needed if you change the punctuation.

And yes we all are same intelligence, none of us are either smart of dumb. Some of us of course are...lacking moral values.

if EVERYONE VOTES FOR ME!!!

I PROMISE.... no more homework!!
i promise... the moderators will have to wear funny hats.
i promise pizza every tuesday..
and tator tots everyday.

i promise you , this, that, and the other thing.

a vote for me, is a vote for.... for.... for.... well.. for me.

-MT


I vote for no moderators in the 1st place.

And yes we all are same intelligence, none of us are either smart of dumb. Some of us of course are...lacking moral values.

Nobody lacks moral values. It's just that some of these values are good ones, and some are bad ones. Everyone has moral values.

Really, I'm calling this poll off. Dragon is cheating by being dumb on purpose.

Edit: And did you mean smart "or" dumb, or smart "of" dumb? See? How can any normal moron compete with this nonsense? It just isn't fair.

Or it could have been:

Well why thank you?

No comma needed if you change the punctuation.

Are you acquainted with Lynne Truss?

Are you acquainted with Lynne Truss?

No, but I read her books.

Nobody lacks moral values. It's just that some of these values are good ones, and some are bad ones. Everyone has moral values.

Really, I'm calling this poll off. Dragon is cheating by being dumb on purpose.

Edit: And did you mean smart "or" dumb, or smart "of" dumb? See? How can any normal moron compete with this nonsense? It just isn't fair.

like I said...some of us lack moral values, good moral values.

like I said...some of us lack moral values, good moral values.

That isn't what you said. And even if it is what you meant, and were just intellectually incapable of communicating that idea clearly to those of us that are smarter than you, the point is not germane to this thread. This is a thread about intelligence, not moral worth. I'm sure that you are a very kind, warm-hearted person. Most slow people are.

That isn't what you said. And even if it is what you meant, and were just intellectually incapable of communicating that idea clearly to those of us that are smarter than you, the point is not germane to this thread. This is a thread about intelligence, not moral worth. I'm sure that you are a very kind, warm-hearted person. Most slow people are.

:shrug: you can't be changed.

:shrug: you can't be changed.

Are you kidding? Several blows to the head, and I could be just like you!


Are you taking this thread seriously?

IAC, The guys posts in fragments.
Most annoying, Mosheh thezion
he...must type....like..he...is...waiting...for the ouija board....to tell him what to write.

IAC, The guys posts in fragments.
Most annoying, Mosheh thezion
he...must type....like..he...is...waiting...for the ouija board....to tell him what to write.

Very funny. :D

Are you kidding? Several blows to the head, and I could be just like you!
a lobotomy's better.


Are you taking this thread seriously?
yep.

(q)

IAC, The guys posts in fragments.
Most annoying, Mosheh thezion
he...must type....like..he...is...waiting...for the ouija board....to tell him what to write.

Your avatar fascinates me.

a lobotomy's better.



yep.


Are you dragon as well? Or just another non-capitalizer who is responding as if i was talking to them?

If you are someone new, then perhaps a lobotomy would suffice for the two of us. But, for dragon and I, the two blows would be required. One from a school-bus doing 55, and the other from ToR's left mammary gland.

Are you kidding? Several blows to the head, and I could be just like you!


Are you taking this thread seriously?

Shut the fuck up dickhead.

Are you dragon as well?
nope.


Or just another non-capitalizer who is responding as if i was talking to them?
just offering my two penneth.

If you are someone new,
nope, been around for a while (the post count kinda gives it away)


then perhaps a lobotomy would suffice for the two of us. But, for dragon and I, the two blows would be required. One from a school-bus doing 55, and the other from ToR's left mammary gland.
why the left one in particular?

Vote your choice for most retarded mind on Sciforums.
Difficult choice, I know, in a forum populated by stupidity.

I vote for me.

I can't seem to choose between IceAgeCivilization, Metakron, and TimeTraveler. Maybe it's a tie?

if EVERYONE VOTES FOR ME!!!

I PROMISE.... no more homework!!

Can you throw off the grading curve and be the F upon which all our As are based? :D

Shut the fuck up dickhead.

*stands beside Ghost and gives Swivel a dirty look*

To be fair to draqon, English isn't his first language. Is it?

I nominate Swivel, the funkiest flavour of knobcheese.

The first one nominated (aka the OP) is more pathetic than dumb; but surely is both.

You all lose. No one has cited (or perhaps remembers) Happeh, and "Happeh Theory" about poor stature related to personal vice.

Now that was a dolt for the ages.

spurious the hunky monkey gets my vote for the stupidest, most irrelevant, poster on this board, followed closely by that damned idiot. :D

Your avatar fascinates me.

Need one? ;)

You all lose. No one has cited (or perhaps remembers) Happeh, and "Happeh Theory" about poor stature related to personal vice.

Now that was a dolt for the ages.

Don't forget about his thing about masturbation! You could almost sense his pent-up sexual tension just waiting to be explosively released by the stroke of a hand.

You all lose. No one has cited (or perhaps remembers) Happeh, and "Happeh Theory" about poor stature related to personal vice.

Now that was a dolt for the ages.

Have you ever checked out his site www.happeh.com? What...a...total....nutter!

Edit:it seems like his page is down but check his posted vids on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=happeh)Just listen to that voice dead I tell ya dead.

You all lose. No one has cited (or perhaps remembers) Happeh, and "Happeh Theory" about poor stature related to personal vice.

Now that was a dolt for the ages.
man! how could i missed this once in a lifetime poster!
i especially liked how he could tell you masturbated by looking at your picture.
he also was going to check out some posters wang to "see if it curled like a corkscrew", no shit!

IAC, The guys posts in fragments.

That's the only reason his post count shot so high.

Most annoying, Mosheh thezion
he...must type....like..he...is...waiting...for the ouija board....to tell him what to write.

Haha.

Oh, and I agree with Absane about your avatar. *Stares all hypnotized-like*

Med Woman, for her creative insights, and spidergoat, because he just is.

he also was going to check out some posters wang to "see if it curled like a corkscrew", no shit!

What the hell?

Maybe he built up so much sexual tension he wanted to get off with anything with blood pumping through it. Haha.

Med Woman, for her creative insights, and spidergoat, because he just is.

Funny how you're kinda outnumbered.

What the hell?


it's in the "masturbation is for losers thread" in the last half.
if i remember correctly that thread is like 70 pages long.

i bet almost every poster made at least one post in that thread.

it's in the "masturbation is for losers thread" in the last half.

I might look someday.

if i remember correctly that thread is like 70 pages long.

My fuck. That's long. But I'm sure it's not that long for me, as I have 40 posts to a page. Still though, damn.

This just in: The SciForums wiki's article on Happeh is newly created by yours truly. Add your shit.

I add Athel, he thinks a few opponents of a position indicates the supposed wrongness of it, classic Athel.

Funny how you're still kinda outnumbered.

This isn't Fantasy Island.

Fascinating. Tell me more.

if EVERYONE VOTES FOR ME!!!

I PROMISE.... no more homework!!
i promise... the moderators will have to wear funny hats.
i promise pizza every tuesday..
and tator tots everyday.

i promise you , this, that, and the other thing.

a vote for me, is a vote for.... for.... for.... well.. for me.

-MT

I should start a muck raking campaign.....except since you're trying to achieve "most recognized dumb poster", I'd have to say a bunch of stuff to make you look smarter to make another candidate win.

Did you know Mosheh Thezion said 12 insightful things yesterday?
--cue black and white video clip showing Mosheh scratching his chin while nodding his head--
Did you know Mosheh Thezion solved the poinecare conjecture?
--cue black and white video clip showing Mosheh feverishly writing a sophisticated mathematical formula on a chalk board--
Did you also know that Mosheh Thezion gives homework all the time?
--cue video clip of a student sitting at a desk with a sad look on his face--
Mosheh Thezion SAYS he supports tater tots, and pizza, but he was interviewed just last week saying tater tots and pizza suck

......this message has been approved by the Domesticated Om run for "dumbest poster" campaign. Vote for Om in 2007

yawn.

yawn.

What a display of your poor morals!

If it weren’t for IceAgeCivilizations I would give it to the dumbest poster prize to Lithtgigantic.

But he beats him by a mile of inane, pseudo-intellectual, delusional idiotic tripe and so he wins.

I hear 23 is a magical number, what does the resident retard have to say about it?
IceAGE!!!!!
Where are you boy?!

Unload some of the superstitious stupidity of yours.
It’s always good for a laugh or a snort or two.

But I have to say, for sheer entertainment value Lightgigantic wins.
IceAge is just too obtuse and bland to make his retardation interesting for a long time.
He sort of snaps, and then goes on this period of laconic imbecility. No fun at all.

I bet they both come from a long line of retards.

Saty, you're such a goofball, you make the list.

What a display of your poor morals!

who said I was an angel? :cool:

By the way Saty, the number is 432, the number which denominates the Hindu yugas of time, and which is the reduction factor which the dimensions of Great Pyramid are from the dimensions of the Earth. Pretty cool, eh?

By the way Saty, the number is 432, the number which denominates the Hindu yugas of time, and which is the reduction factor which the dimensions of Great Pyramid are from the dimensions of the Earth. Pretty cool, eh?

random number.

By the way Saty, the number is 432, the number which denominates the Hindu yugas of time, and which is the reduction factor which the dimensions of Great Pyramid are from the dimensions of the Earth. Pretty cool, eh?It sounds mystical.

Did you know that if I divide the mass of your tiny brain by 10 and then multiply it by 435 I get a random number that I’m sure corresponds to the dimensions of some famous landmark?
Creepy, huh?!

Here’s another.

If I measure the processing power of your mind and then divide by the number of references to Jesus in the bible and then multiply it by the length of the Great Wall of China I get a number which must correspond to some geographic measurement?

Freaky!

Here’s another, still:
Did you know how funny an imbecile like you is and why this world is a more dangerous place when idiots like you are allowed to believe that they actually know something or that they can think?
Frightening!

Saty, you're a real lunatic.

Saty, you're a real lunatic.

none here are lunatics...we are all Earthlings

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/2497845/46117475.jpg

Saty is always the exception.

Have you ever checked out his site www.happeh.com? What...a...total....nutter!

I have, sir! Bizarre to say the least. I was never quite sure if he was serious.

Edit:it seems like his page is down but check his posted vids on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=happeh)Just listen to that voice dead I tell ya dead.

OMG. I guess I have to look at those now, don't I? I mean, I've already seen all the crash videos.

(PS: Check out onesuch by "Xenom". Nice music, well timed.)

Geoff

Whoever the dudes are that actually think AIDS isn't proven. There were two of them around. They were certainly dumb. But the dumbest? That's a title I wanna reserve until I've given more thought to it, like when I'm not tired.

Go fuck yourself.

MW or Mewskitty

Don't forget about his thing about masturbation! You could almost sense his pent-up sexual tension just waiting to be explosively released by the stroke of a hand.

And heart sizes. Which, apparently, you could torture by stretching them, as in a crucifixion position. Because Jesus had a big heart,you understand.

So...I guess I should edit his Wiki a bit. Oh my.

it's in the "masturbation is for losers thread" in the last half.
if i remember correctly that thread is like 70 pages long.

Yeah I remember that one. Sigh. "Masturbation is for losers" goes 70 pages but the "Happeh Contest" gets the chop from James at four or so. No justice in the world.

Yo Myuu,

Sometimes I get scared entering this thread. I think someone's gonna say me. Then I come in and I'm like... fuck, that was a close. Phew...

(That is the blessing of Myuuskitty, Mewskitty's feline foe who is the messiah of the righteous).

PS: Myuu, I wanted to know, did you pick a disciple yet? If so, would you allow your disciple to kill in the name of kittens or whatever? Cuz if you are, remember, its ya bwoi right here!!

. . . the number is 432, . . .
AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!

here's what we got so far:
poster=votes
satyr=3
IAC=3
timetraveler=2
metakron=2
spurious=2
TDI=2
medicine woman=2
mewskitty=2
mosheh=1
(Q)=1
swivel=1
happeh=1
athel=1
lightgigantic=1

BWAAHAHAHHAHA

Roger3D

here's what we got so far:
poster=votes
satyr=3
IAC=3
timetraveler=2
metakron=2
spurious=2
TDI=2
medicine woman=2
mewskitty=2
mosheh=1
(Q)=1
swivel=1
happeh=1
athel=1
lightgigantic=1

voting doesnt really work if the dumb people can vote too.

That was not dumb, you win spur, so who goes on the dumb list?

Unfortunately, I think that various depending on the topic! Most people, myself included, sometimes think they know things that they don't ....and post anyway! ..the ol' "I'm right, you're wrong" attitude is prevalent here.

Baron Max

Dear All

I think baron Maxmimus is pretty close to the makr on this thread.

~~~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak

IceAge my left testicle has more brain power than you do.
I do not say the right one because there it has you beat.

After reading your opinions on various subjects I can only conclude that you are either putting us on with some retard act or you are essentially a borderline imbecile.
I say borderline because you can still function socially.

You are soooo thick that you are saved from the awareness of your own thickness.
Stupidity has its own defense mechanisms.

I’ve listened to children make more rational sense than you do.
I’ve watched dogs behave in a manner exposing more intellect than you display.

I’m not just saying this to insult you.
I actually believe you are retarded. Both psychologically and mentally stunted.

Stupidity like yours faces a quick death in the wild, it is how herd are culled, but in human social conditions and human herds it is beneficial to the whole and so stupidity, like yours, is nurtured and protected from itself.

There’s an entire war being fought using brains like yours. You are the building blocks of civilization.
Civilization would be impossible without your kind.

Your gullibility, simple-minded reasoning and your propensity to accept as fact, as absolute fact no less, anything that feels good or flatters you or offers you a way out of your existential angst, makes you easily manipulated and a soldier of any cultural norm you are born in.

Muslims have their own retards that go blow themselves up and pray to Allah and hope they will go to the land of milk and honey and be offered virgins as recompense for their suffering and sacrifices.
Christians have your kind. The Crusades were fought with brains like yours.
Papal power was maintained for centuries with brains like yours.
Hitler, as every ambitious clever mind has throughout history, relied on brains like yours.

You are the fodder, the tool that make things happen. Your utter oblivion makes you pliable; your weakness makes you easily influenced.
Priests and Kings have used your kind’s intellectual stupor for their own ends ever since the dawn of man.

But it isn’t really your fault.
Some are born tall others short; some are born with brains others are born mental vegetables.
You know, genetics….or God made you that way: a moron.

Saty, you are a brainwashed dullard, better that you keep your mouth shut, as the Proverb says, "keep your mouth shut so nobody can tell if you are a fool."

Good advise for you.

And I'm glad to hear your testicle has intelligence, I was wondering where it is. You really should be silent, better for your image.

we all are equal here.

we all are equal here.
However some are more equal than others. ;)

However some are more equal than others. ;)

there is no such thing. all those who declare themselves as Aryans or a master race loved by God...all fall before death

there is no such thing. all those who declare themselves as Aryans or a master race loved by God...all fall before death

And the rest doesn't?

And the rest doesn't?

much later and with a full filed dream/purpose of life...understanding of true purpose of life.

we all are equal here.
Nope.

See, Nick is humble.

Lest you not forget my legacy of posts, I am sderenzi!

IceAge...

One of the greatest posts I have ever read.

That's because you're anti-social, like Saty.

That's because you're anti-social, like Saty.

That's not it.
It's nothing personal.
I just think it was brilliantly clever and witty.
You just happened to be at the end of the barrel.

Granted, it would not have fit anyone else like it does you, and that's what makes it so brilliant.
Think of it as a very well tailored suit.

Suit of stink bugs.

That would be pretty stinky.

eww.

Are we talking dead stinkbugs or live ones? Dead ones would be lighter, and less stinky. Maybe that would be more of a "summer jacket", less formal.

Perhaps.

Ok I need to edit my nomination skywalker is teh idiot extrordinaire.

oh man, saw that one coming :)

Whew! I just went through this whole thread and didn't see my name! Now my day is happier.
"Dumbest?" Hmm. That's not as easy as most annoying, etc. I'd have to say......well, I won't. I don't want to hurt feelings. The person is young.

I think I know and feelthe same way maybe said poster will ripen with age.

Whew! I just went through this whole thread and didn't see my name! Now my day is happier.
"Dumbest?" Hmm. That's not as easy as most annoying, etc. I'd have to say......well, I won't. I don't want to hurt feelings. The person is young.

Genj, i'm getting offended, and i'm not that young.

I'm a "senior user" now, you know!

Saty, you are a brainwashed dullard, better that you keep your mouth shut, as the Proverb says, "keep your mouth shut so nobody can tell if you are a fool."

Good advise for you.



You should take that proverb and apply it to yourself.

You just defended Satyr. You want his babies?

<--- me.... i made a theory about temperature... c'mon... lol!

Genj, i'm getting offended, and i'm not that young.I don't think you're 'dumb.' More like annoying, shallow and old.

Glad to hear you weren't thinking of me Genj.

Glad to hear you weren't thinking of me Genj.Nothing personal. I'm just allergic to rightwingers, that's all.:)

And I'm not a leftist. But I still don't think your annoying or shallow or old, just slightly miss-informed.

You just defended Satyr. You want his babies?

No I want Ice's babies. Then I can start an army with 432 soldiers and rule the world.:rolleyes:

Ah yes, we'll name the first kid Ice Bell, then Frozen Gong, then Hard Chime, then Frigid Resonater, etc., etc., etc.

*Sigh*

If ever there was an advert to make oneself infertile, that would be it...

:p

We could name one "Moon Bell" in honor of that hot picture next to your name, or "Bella Luna!"

Or "Frozen Moon Bell?"

We could sell Frozen Moon Bell Pies.

Saty, you are a brainwashed dullard, better that you keep your mouth shut, as the Proverb says, "keep your mouth shut so nobody can tell if you are a fool."

Good advise for you.

And I'm glad to hear your testicle has intelligence, I was wondering where it is. You really should be silent, better for your image.Please, resident village idiot, never change.
What would this place become without your like?

Typical that you can only speak a word of wisdom when quoting another.
Try Scripture next.
You are a “meathead”: dead from the neck up.

That’s what makes you so darn cute.

What is disturbing, though, is that you and your kind are a growing force with ‘rights’ in this community of stupidity.
Your political power and your impressionable nature make you a force to be reckoned with.
You are quantity usurping quality. You defeat thought by sheer force of numbers.

Your stupidity is infectious, like a disease, because it’s so easy and undisturbed by reality. It lives in the utopia of its own ignorance and simple-mindedness.
Your stupidity makes you successful in a world that rewards blind loyalty and discipline to common beliefs.
See George Bush? He’s an imbecile raised to the heights due to his very stupidity. He becomes the perfect, thoughtless, figurehead, working for the power that be, but thinking he has a moral duty and a higher calling - being voted in by simpletons no different than he is, because he reminds them of themselves and because he reflects their own obtuseness and validates it.

Your brainlessness makes you important to the stability of the community.
Your inability to think for yourself makes you a perfect candidate for infection with the ideas of another.
Your psychology, as blind follower, makes you valuable to leaders – in your case priests and paranormal hucksters.
Tell me again about the relationship of numbers between the circumference of the earth and the diameter of the pyramids – that one was so fucking precious.
While you are at it, define the #1.
Then maybe we can find a relationship between the length of the Wailing Wall and the distance between the Sun and the Earth or perhaps the square footage of the Parthenon and the speed of light.

You challenge nothing, unless it lies outside your immediate social and cultural sphere.
You are skeptical about nothing unless you are told to be skeptical or when what is presented is alien to you or insulting towards you.
You represent your culture’s and family’s superstitions and beliefs completely. You reflect your environment perfectly.
This makes you a perfect specimen for studying current social and cultural trends and attitudes.
You seek self-validation from others and you find it everywhere, since your adherence to communal norms makes you ‘normal’ - another word for mediocre.

If you had been born in Iran you would be a fervent Islamist.
If you had been born during the Middle-Ages you would be resistant to the idea of a round Earth and you would be burning women as witches – this being your duty towards God.
If you had been born in Germany during the 30’s you would be a fanatical Nazi.
If you had been born in Russia, after the revolution, you would be a communist.
If you had been born in India you would be bathing in the Ganges and praying to cows.

You do not think because you cannot think.
You are a genetic accident, a failed attempt at a human being, being protected within a system that benefits from your obtuseness and subsequently rewards you for it.
You are decadence personified; the decline of the western man.

That you are humored and allowed to believe that you have something relevant or important to say, is due to the current cultural conditions of political-correctness and equalitarianism which raises imbeciles, like you, and diminishes or restricts brilliance, as a result.
You take cultural tolerance to be a validation of your mind and you thrive in environments, like this, where your stupidity is tolerated and even sheltered from guys like me.
You are defended by institutions and authorities, wanting to harmonize and commercialize, and so few actually tell you what they really think of you.

If you could grasp the immensity of your stupidity you would self-destruct; you would go insane. Thusly you resist the realization of your quality and are protected from its most dire consequences.
Nevertheless you sense it, in your heart of hearts, and you subconsciously know how dumb you are.
Your escape, your vengeance?
God.
He accepts your stupidity. In fact He thrives on it, no less than any other leader.
He reserves a special place for those like you...or so you've been told.

In closing, you, my simpleton friend, are an absolute and perfect imbecile.

Please, never stop posting.

More pure, unadulterated genius
Saved to my hard drive! :D

If you aren't a writer, you should seriously consider it.
Honestly.

I would buy your book.

Saved to my hard drive! :D

If you aren't a writer, you should seriously consider it.
Honestly.

I would buy your book.Then follow my links to my Blog.

Saty, pull your head out of your ass, you drama queen, so what if you're an atheistic socialist, you guys are a dime a dozen, it doesn't work, so you're pissed, and it's pretty funny to see the crap you spew out as a self-righteous fundy Darwinite socialist, it's pathetic, but it is entertaining, you go boy! Write that book, Al Franken will buy it at least.

Saty, pull your head out of your ass, you drama queen, so what if you're an atheistic socialist, you guys are a dime a dozen, it doesn't work, so you're pissed, and it's pretty funny to see the crap you spew out as a self-righteous fundy Darwinite socialist, it's pathetic, but it is entertaining, you go boy! Write that book, Al Franken will buy it at least.Imbecile, you are an endless supply of entertainment.

I’m the farthest thing from a socialist, you witless buffoon.
I wouldn’t be concerned about the common man because the common man is like you: dumb, docile, dimwitted, and not worth the flesh he occupies.

Even your judgment of me is stupid and superficial. You understand the world in black & white, good & bad, conservative & liberal.
You pathetic, simple minded moron!
You have the nuanced understanding of a slug crawling up a carcasses asshole.

If God created you then He’s no less a dumb-assed moron... or, perhaps, he's a clever prankster because you're a freegin joke.

You are a living, breathing affront to the word 'human'.
You are living proof for the theory of evolution - A stupid ape, mouthing the words his parents taught him and pretending he’s smarter than the other animals.

When’s the Rapture due? Because I will enjoy a world where idiots, like you, get taken away into a heaven populated with morons and imbeciles.

Don’t fight the realization. You are just as dumb as you suspect, but cannot admit, that you are.

Here’s another thing that “doesn’t work”: your brain.
It’s a defective model. You are one of those billions of genetic failures. A summit along a long line of genetic failures, I suspect.

An apple falls under the apple tree and a mound of shit forms under assholes. Your parents must be gaping, cesspools of genetic filth, to have produced a turd like you.
You are one of the billions that live and die without ever seeing anything.
You are fertilizer for the few.

The only reason anyone even pays any attention to you is because you are so fucked-up.
It’s the depth of your stupidity that is so fascinating.
Your offspring, if the world is unlucky enough to be condemned to such a fate, will be no less shit-for-brains imbeciles waiting for an afterlife to gain respectability and relevance.

Tell me about the numbers again, imbecile.

Saty, you mindless pimple of a human being, at least you can type fast.

Saty, do you have a blow hole in the top of your head so you can breath while you rant incessantly and inanely?

Saty, you say that I am the "fertilizer for the few," wow, that must mean something deep, but what does it mean?

3 fucking posts in a row? Whats the fucking point?

3 fucking posts in a row? Whats the fucking point?

*************
M*W: He has no point.

LOL ohhh deh killing! deh killing!

Saty seemed speechless, still seems so, I was just trying to draw him out of his hole again.

Please, resident village idiot, never change.
What would this place become without your like?

Typical that you can only speak a word of wisdom when quoting another.
Try Scripture next.
You are a “meathead”: dead from the neck up.

That’s what makes you so darn cute.

What is disturbing, though, is that you and your kind are a growing force with ‘rights’ in this community of stupidity.
Your political power and your impressionable nature make you a force to be reckoned with.
You are quantity usurping quality. You defeat thought by sheer force of numbers.

Your stupidity is infectious, like a disease, because it’s so easy and undisturbed by reality. It lives in the utopia of its own ignorance and simple-mindedness.
Your stupidity makes you successful in a world that rewards blind loyalty and discipline to common beliefs.
See George Bush? He’s an imbecile raised to the heights due to his very stupidity. He becomes the perfect, thoughtless, figurehead, working for the power that be, but thinking he has a moral duty and a higher calling - being voted in by simpletons no different than he is, because he reminds them of themselves and because he reflects their own obtuseness and validates it.

Your brainlessness makes you important to the stability of the community.
Your inability to think for yourself makes you a perfect candidate for infection with the ideas of another.
Your psychology, as blind follower, makes you valuable to leaders – in your case priests and paranormal hucksters.
Tell me again about the relationship of numbers between the circumference of the earth and the diameter of the pyramids – that one was so fucking precious.
While you are at it, define the #1.
Then maybe we can find a relationship between the length of the Wailing Wall and the distance between the Sun and the Earth or perhaps the square footage of the Parthenon and the speed of light.

You challenge nothing, unless it lies outside your immediate social and cultural sphere.
You are skeptical about nothing unless you are told to be skeptical or when what is presented is alien to you or insulting towards you.
You represent your culture’s and family’s superstitions and beliefs completely. You reflect your environment perfectly.
This makes you a perfect specimen for studying current social and cultural trends and attitudes.
You seek self-validation from others and you find it everywhere, since your adherence to communal norms makes you ‘normal’ - another word for mediocre.

If you had been born in Iran you would be a fervent Islamist.
If you had been born during the Middle-Ages you would be resistant to the idea of a round Earth and you would be burning women as witches – this being your duty towards God.
If you had been born in Germany during the 30’s you would be a fanatical Nazi.
If you had been born in Russia, after the revolution, you would be a communist.
If you had been born in India you would be bathing in the Ganges and praying to cows.

You do not think because you cannot think.
You are a genetic accident, a failed attempt at a human being, being protected within a system that benefits from your obtuseness and subsequently rewards you for it.
You are decadence personified; the decline of the western man.

That you are humored and allowed to believe that you have something relevant or important to say, is due to the current cultural conditions of political-correctness and equalitarianism which raises imbeciles, like you, and diminishes or restricts brilliance, as a result.
You take cultural tolerance to be a validation of your mind and you thrive in environments, like this, where your stupidity is tolerated and even sheltered from guys like me.
You are defended by institutions and authorities, wanting to harmonize and commercialize, and so few actually tell you what they really think of you.

If you could grasp the immensity of your stupidity you would self-destruct; you would go insane. Thusly you resist the realization of your quality and are protected from its most dire consequences.
Nevertheless you sense it, in your heart of hearts, and you subconsciously know how dumb you are.
Your escape, your vengeance?
God.
He accepts your stupidity. In fact He thrives on it, no less than any other leader.
He reserves a special place for those like you...or so you've been told.

In closing, you, my simpleton friend, are an absolute and perfect imbecile.

Please, never stop posting.
Imbecile, you are an endless supply of entertainment.

I’m the farthest thing from a socialist, you witless buffoon.
I wouldn’t be concerned about the common man because the common man is like you: dumb, docile, dimwitted, and not worth the flesh he occupies.

Even your judgment of me is stupid and superficial. You understand the world in black & white, good & bad, conservative & liberal.
You pathetic, simple minded moron!
You have the nuanced understanding of a slug crawling up a carcasses asshole.

If God created you then He’s no less a dumb-assed moron... or, perhaps, he's a clever prankster because you're a freegin joke.

You are a living, breathing affront to the word 'human'.
You are living proof for the theory of evolution - A stupid ape, mouthing the words his parents taught him and pretending he’s smarter than the other animals.

When’s the Rapture due? Because I will enjoy a world where idiots, like you, get taken away into a heaven populated with morons and imbeciles.

Don’t fight the realization. You are just as dumb as you suspect, but cannot admit, that you are.

Here’s another thing that “doesn’t work”: your brain.
It’s a defective model. You are one of those billions of genetic failures. A summit along a long line of genetic failures, I suspect.

An apple falls under the apple tree and a mound of shit forms under assholes. Your parents must be gaping, cesspools of genetic filth, to have produced a turd like you.
You are one of the billions that live and die without ever seeing anything.
You are fertilizer for the few.

The only reason anyone even pays any attention to you is because you are so fucked-up.
It’s the depth of your stupidity that is so fascinating.
Your offspring, if the world is unlucky enough to be condemned to such a fate, will be no less shit-for-brains imbeciles waiting for an afterlife to gain respectability and relevance.

Tell me about the numbers again, imbecile.
Now do his good points.

Retread.

What?

This is fuckin Pay Per View material.

Icebrains
Your only option now is to make it seem like you are pulling the strings or that you are getting to me or that you don't care, somehow.
Play aloof for me, little dogy. I love it.

You are about as inventive as a moth in the light.
Keep banging that thick skull of yours against the bright light...you might get an idea someday.

Listen, retard.
None of this is hateful or personal or meant to hurt you.
I actually empathize with your plight. It's not your fault that your mother was an imbecile and that she spread her legs for the closest available idiot willing to bang her.
You are a victim of circumstances.
His inferior semen could just as well have ended up in toilet paper or splattered on his underwear, as all his previous ones had, but it didn't.
You were unlucky. You were born into an existence you cannot comprehend nor cope with nor accept.

You cling onto the first fantasy that offers you a glimmer of hope and redemption. you want to feel special without reason...I understand.

I could just as well ignore you (as I have in the past) or pretend like your thoughts were brilliant (although this would take much self-control) or that anything you say matters, but I choose not to for the moment.
I'm in a mood. Tomorrow I might be in another mood.
For now I want to play with your stupidity, for a while. I want to finally say what is on everyone's mind.
I want to tell you the truth about you.
It isn't personal, just fun.

It's funny because it's so fuckin' true!!!!
Don't you get it moron?!!!
You are a brainless twit, with the analytical ability of an ant.

You, as a person, are a nothing; a big round zero striving to fill the emptiness in the middle with fantasy.
It's your emptiness, your nothingness that makes you so attractd to the first thing that offers you substance and hope or that makes you feel loved and accepted and like you belong ...and like the universe gives a shit about you.
It doesn't!!!

You are all about feeling. There is no possibility of reason in that tiny mind of yours.
Talking to you in any serious manner would be like trying to fill a bucket with mud using a straw.
Sure it's possible but why bother - I don't care enough to even try - and would the cost of getting a mouth full of dirt be worth it to me?
Nope.

It's what you represent that is difficult to swallow.
You are the future, the majority.
Your stupidity is dangerous, just like those suicide bombers are.
It's when minds like yours are protected and given rights and allowed to multiply and told that their opinions are just as probable as anyone else's that things become dangerous for all of us.

You don't know any better. You aren't fully human.
you could be on ay side, following any leader and any faith, killing and being killed for whatever ideal, and you would be completely oblivious to all that is going on.
The fact that you are Christian is due to happenstnace. You had no hand in your own creation. You just follow whatever faith and belief was around you at your birth.
Your stupidity is astounding, if not comical.

You have to thank the rules of civility, which propose that all should be offered equal respect and attention no matter their ilk.
This is the price of coexistence.

redarmy11
Good points:
Well he does have a thick hide to go along with his thick mind.
Usually the two go hand in hand.
He's too dumb to understand how pathetic he really is.

His lack of awareness is his redeaming quality.

Satyr's insults remind me of cool skill... except the difference is that satyr is not stupid.

Saty is extremely stupid, he's like a little kid who just found some "big" words in the dictionary, and is just now incorporating them into his pre-pubescent strategies, rather interesting to watch, how old is Saty?

Satyr's insults remind me of cool skill... except the difference is that satyr is not stupid.

Funny, but true.

Saty is extremely stupid, he's like a little kid who just found some "big" words in the dictionary, and is just now incorporating them into his pre-pubescent strategies, rather interesting to watch, how old is Saty?You obscenely dense imbecile!

I’m old enough to know you, for what you are.
You have the charisma of an epileptic wombat, and the brains to match.

If you had half the ability to use the English language that I do you could at least appear to know what you are talking about.
But thanks for letting us know that you use the dictionary to look up words - typically American to speak one language and that one not fluently.
Yes, the world is jealous of your…freedoms.

No surprise that you come from the nation known for its obtuseness; an international joke, you are, still caught up in the 19th century debate of Creationism versus Evolution.

I’ll let you in on a little secret.
Everyone on this forum with an I.Q. over 100 believes you are a stupid imbecile.
Most of them don’t dare say it; others fear being evicted from this den of retardation.
How pathetic to be the most obtuse amongst a membership of obtuseness.
This is what happens when you allow stupidity to flourish.

That you had the audacity to come to a forum calling itself ‘intelligent community’ and that you dared participate in the high-minded hobby of philosophical discussion, only exposes the epths of your delusional stupidity.
That this forum tolerates minds like yours only reveals that the administrators and owners are more interested in making a buck than in any level of intellectual quality.

It’s a good thing that you take your own advice and keep your posts short. You try to avoid revealing the depths of your foolishness with terse inanities and superstitious drivel, driven by fear and ignorance, and yet your stupidity still shines through no matter how laconic you remain. (Look up laconic. It's a province I was born in)
Idiocy, like yours, is hard to hide.

Trying to read through a single sentence of your meandering retardation is a challenge, to say the least.
One doesn’t know if one should laugh or cry at the state of the human modern mind.

Maybe you should start a cult worshiping the # 2, or whatever length your tiny little penis is.
Just talking to you is insulting.
Good thing that I do not care enough to be insulted.

Yo, hillbilly, give us some more of your opinions.
This thread is turning stale without your precious commentary to liven it up and fill it with hilarity.

If you had an ounce of integrity you would shoot yourself in the head and hope that the bullet managed to penetrate that solid skull of yours and find the minute piece of your father’s excrement you call a brain.
You could at least protect the world from another imbecile by castrating yourself before you find another idiot female, like your mother is, willing to be impregnated by inferior genes.

No wonder you do not like Evolution Theory and feel threatened by it.
If I had your genetic qualities I would also find natural selection a hard pill to swallow.

Come on dork, give us another round of that wit of yours. Tell us about God or about the diameter of the pyramids.
You’re losing your sparkle, boy.

So what if anyone with a brain thinks you are an idiot?
At least you are destined for heaven. That’ll teach’em.
And doesn't mommy love you, no matter what?

Doesn’t a brain, like yours, deserve eternity next to Jesus? Of course it does.
Such qualities must be preserved for all time. We wouldn’t want to lose such brilliance.
What'll the universe do without you in it?

Come on imbecile, give me a fight.
Make it interesting.
You’re as boring as you are stupid.

What I find interesting about Satyr's tirades against others are his constant reminders that he just doesn't care.

"Not uh, like you, this means anything to me, but uh, you are dumb and I r gunna type a page about it. lol."

Tell me Satyr, are you a country mouse or a city mouse?

What I find interesting about Satyr's tirades against others are his constant reminders that he just doesn't care.

"Not uh, like you, this means anything to me, but uh, you are dumb and I r gunna type a page about it. lol."

Tell me Satyr, are you a country mouse or a city mouse?It's all part of the game.
The imbecile in question does not interest me in the slightest.
What interests me is that he represents a trend, a social phenomenon, a type.

I don’t care about the idiot, per se, but about the wave of idiots he is a part of.
He could die tomorrow and that would not eliminate the billions, of every faith, who are just like him.

I'm no mouse at all.
I'm a rat.
How about you?
Do you fancy yourself capable of cutting me down to size?

Erm... can I nominate Proud Muslim?
Anyone remember him?

The (keeping his head down) Flemster.

Is that why they call you Satire? I hope so, otherwise, you're very scary.

Is that why they call you Satire? I hope so, otherwise, you're very scary.

haha...you are almost as stupid as valich.

http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1139293&postcount=20

Oh wow.

The Flemster
Erm... can I nominate Proud Muslim?
Anyone remember him?

The (keeping his head down) Flemster.Yes Muslim is a good nomination but he’s more of a macho Neanderthal coming here to display and to brag.
Like many primate minds he’s all bravado and image with no substance.
In the process he reveals his mental inadequacies but they are nothing in comparison to IceAgeCivilization.
Here’s a mental midget not even lightgigantic can measure up to in pure denseness.
At least lightgigantic knew the words ontology and epistemology – they were his newfound way around rational thought and he flung them around like weapons without having any control over them and even less understanding of them.

I also remember Buddha1, who was convinced that all men were homosexuals oppressed by a heterosexual establishment... like he, obviously, was.
But he just wanted to legitimize his freakishness and queerness by turning the tables and reinventing sexuality.

Ah, good times, good times.
Not even he is comparable to this specimen of stupidity (IceAgeCivilizations).
Here is the product of western civilization. Here is the typical American brain on interactive display.
Let us study it before it ‘cut and runs’.

Oh wow.Imbecile, your posts are getting shorter and shorter.
Trying to hide that stupidity, so that it doesn’t become too apparent, huh?

Yet, you cannot stay away either.
Your ego pushes you to open up this thread, and even though you feign indifference, you sense that you are being exposed. You feel threatened and exhilarated, all at once.

Part of you is enthralled by the attention; another part of you is annoyed at the possibility that I might be right about you.
Which I am, you imbecile!
I know it, you know it, even though you deny it to yourself, and anyone that has had the misfortune of reading your views knows it.
It’s not even a matter of ‘if you are retarded’ but of ‘how retarded are you?’, at this point.

Is that why they call you Satire? I hope so, otherwise, you're very scary.“Scary”, you nincompoop, you degenerate monkey, you shit-for-brains primitive?!
Are you an example of a “healthy” brain, are you normalcy personified, are you civilized modern man?
Now that’s scary.
You represent the decline of the human species.

Born in another time and place you would be dancing around a fire calling it God and gazing in wonderment at the flickering flame in mystical rapture. You would see a magical connection between fire and the sun, thinking that fire is a piece of God coming down on earth.
A firefly might become a supernatural manifestation, in your tiny brain.
Your ignorance and stupidity would project pacifying gods everywhere and you would pray for your own escape from the ravages of time.

Born in another time and place you would be killing heretics during the Inquisition, doing God’s good work by eradicating, in your simple-minded self-righteousness, sin by silencing any dissenting minds and any questioning intellects.
You are a human disease, a bug, an infection of the mind.

Born in another time and place you would be laughing at Columbus for sailing towards his doom, because the earth, as the majority of your kind believed at that time, is flat…as God intended it, or you would be asking for Galileo’s head for daring to question and contradict scripture and Papal supremacy.

You are idiocy through and through. There is nothing worth salvaging in you. You are human feces protected under the mythologies concerning equality and the sanctity of life.
You deserve nothing but contempt yet you are offered respect, even if pretended, because your rights are guaranteed under some human need to maintain social harmony.
This is how shit multiplies. It is offered what it has never earned and doesn’t deserve.

As a historical phenomenon you, imbecile, are present throughout time as genetic excrement wallowing in fear and superstition and delusion, thinking of itself as worthy of eternal life and the care from an omnipotent deity that would excuse your many inadequacies.

Your every thought is directed by your vengeance against nature, and towards everythnig that is superior to you, and the indifference of a universe that creates billions of failures so as to make a single success possible.

But don’t you sense your own ineptness, my little retard?
Every time you leaf through a dictionary to find what a word means or you fail to grasp a meaning, don’t you secretly feel your own stupidity?
Every time you are pushed into a logical trap using your own idiotic opinions, and you squirm trying to escape and maintain your delusions intact, don’t you suspect that you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed?

You, moron, are as bright as deep space and just as full.
Should we protect you from your own inferiority by making it seem that you are a thinking mind? I don’t think so.
I won’t, at least.
Too many are defended against reality and made naive and arrogant through pampering and sheltering. Your feelings do not concern me in the slightest – yes Roman I just don’t give a shit about this particular piece of shit. It’s what he represents that concerns me.

Live and die in your delusions, praying for forgiveness, grovel in the face of the unknown and hope that someone something deems you worthy enough for eternal life, but leave the thinking to others.
You just can't cut it.
Jim Jones would have had a field day with your mind.
Your mental equals were the ones that castrated themselves, at the sight of Haley’s comet, and waited for the alien mother-ship to take them away.

What is scary, what is fucking terrifying, is that people like you vote and are asked to use that flawed, substandard judgment of theirs to make decisions that affect all of us.
You, undoubtedly, belong to a group where adults, ADULTS!!!!, believe, by the millions, in Rapture and where a large percentage still believes in communicating with the dead and in ghosts.
What century is this?

You belong to a growing population of imbeciles who can’t point out Iraq on a map but are asked to support wars and national strategies concerning Iraq and the world.
You are part of a growing population of idiots who rationalize the world in ‘black and white’ in ‘liberal versus conservative’ in ‘good versus evil’ and then are asked to construct opinions demanding nuanced thought and a flexible mind.

That is scary, you fucking idiot; that is fucking terrifying!!!
That’s why the world is so fucked up!
It’s because minds, like yours, were allowed to propagate indiscriminately, avoiding nature’s methods of eliminating inferiorities, and because minds, like yours, were given equal consideration and told that, no matter how stupid they were that their opinions were equal to everyone else’s and their pitiful existence mattered.

what about buffalo roam?

He is American to start with.

what about buffalo roam?

He is American to start with.

he saved us all from the communists like forty hundred times....that makes him smart.

Watch it Saty, you'll get "writer's" cramp.

Watch Saty, you'll get "writer's" cramp.

I can imagine that you would look in horror at post longer than 3 words.

So Satyr writes long stories analyzing everyone here and cursing here and there, how exactly does that increase or decrease his intelligence? I am guessing by writing this, I will be next in his thorough analysis.

So Satyr writes long stories analyzing everyone here and cursing here and there, how exactly does that increase or decrease his intelligence? I am guessing by writing this, I will be next in his thorough analysis.

im insulted that he hasnt ever stabbed ME with is wit.

im insulted that he hasnt ever stabbed ME with is wit.

sort of like "you're not even worth trying to dissect" and "I am not wasting my precious 10kJ and 60 seconds on typing about insignificant you"

What "wit?" He's sophomoric, at best.

What "wit?" He's sophomoric, at best.Resident town fool, I love the fact that you keep coming back and keeping your retardation under wraps with short little posts.

Imbecile, you’ve got the mind of a child and the psychology of a woman.
That’s why you are such a wonderful example of the modern western mind.

Perpetual adolescence exemplified by a need to belong and to matter and to harmonize itself with what it finds in its environment.

What is your I.Q. anyways?
No really.
I’m guessing no more than 90.

That anyone engaged you in any serious manner, in the past, and wasted their time answering your many stupidities and superstitious delusions in any serious way only proves that some people are under the impression that all men are created equal or have the equal potential to become thinking beings.
It’s an overoptimistic attitude based on the exaggeration of nurture over nature.

You, imbecile, are a genetic lost cause.
There is nothing worth saving in you. Your brain is jumbled feces begging for the absolute and finding it in anything that offers it hope and an escape from its own self-realization and mortality.
You are a mental paraplegic, a crippled mind. :shrug:

Your fate, your genetic potential, has been sealed the moment your stupid mother procreated with your imbecile father.
Their combined mental qualities were passed on to you.
You could have reached a higher or a lower level of intellect but you could have never surpassed your potential.

That anyone chooses to consider your views as worthy of consideration is mostly governed by the human need to engage what makes us feel good about ourselves.

For instance, you are currently offering me an ego boost.
I am thankful I am not you and I am proud to be intellectually superior to you. Easy with a specimen like you – like shooting fish in a barrel, but I am currently in need of some easy ego boosting and you are the perfect specimen to offer me what I need.

I could have used another, or someone more challenging but I wanted something easy to make myself feel better – like a shot of vodka.
My mood will pass and you will return to being an insignificant pimple on the asshole of existence; a nothing, a nobody destined to remain in the darkness of your own fears and ignorance.
But thanks for existing.

You say that you are "in need of some easy ego boosting," well I bet you are, but making an ass of yourself probably isn't the best way to achieve your much needed ego boost. You should continue to have low self-esteem with performances like this, what would your mother say?

Imbecile, you’ve got the mind of a child and the psychology of a woman.

ouch! :bravo:

Hey Saty, if you're utilizing your special writing skills to write about me at your blog, make sure you get my website right so the folks can go to my website to ostensibly laugh further, thank you.

Saty, how do I reflect "the psychology of a woman?" (This oughta be good.)

You say that you are "in need of some easy ego boosting," well I bet you are, but making an ass of yourself probably isn't the best way to achieve your much needed ego boost. You should continue to have low self-esteem with performances like this, what would your mother say?Imbecile my state of mind is due to stress.
I am currently renovating a house and planning a wedding.

I have no insecurities in relation to you, moron.
You provide an example of what I am not and what I am most thankful of.

Do I sound like someone with low self-esteem, stupid?
Is this your counter-attack?

Who is being made an “ass”?
Look around you, retard, their laughing at you. Now they see. I’ve given them words to go along with their feelings about you.

They know you now, you miserable, degenerate excuse for a human being.

Come on tell us about the numbers again.
Tell us about Noah’s Ark.

That was funny.

You're much funnier, let's hear somemore, you are a real clown!

What a lucky woman your future wife is, if she's a masochist.

Saty, how do I reflect "the psychology of a woman?" (This oughta be good.)Retard, haven’t you been reading?
It’s there.

Open those doe like blank eyes of yours and read.
You are a feminized male, if not a woman altogether.

Like all women you seek the comforting embrace of a worthy alpha-male, a superior being to protect you and make you feel special and where you feel wanted and cared for.

You challenge nothing you find but follow blindly, like a fucking sheep, any shepherd promising you grass to regurgitate and a barn to snuggle in during those terrifying winter storms.

You have a herd brain.
Your Christianity is due to geography and cultural indoctrination.
In other words you are an imbecile.

Oh wow Saty, will you please be my "worthy alpha male?"

Does your fiance like having a "superior male being to protect" her?

What a lucky woman your future wife is, if she's a masochist.Come on let’s see your Christian values on display.
Tell me more.
Open up, reveal that mind of yours.
I want everyone to see you, naked; bared and exposed as the pathetic, imbecile wanting to be protected from his own quality, that you are.

Show us your thoughts, little retard.
Show everyone what centuries of sheltering produces.

You should go get some rest Saty.

Oh wow Saty, will you please be my "worthy alpha male?"

Does your fiance like having a "superior male being to protect" her?
Your God’s bitch, idiot!!!

You’ve castrated your manhood and now grovel, like a little whore, before the fearful unknown.
There you imagine beings that give a shit about you and your family and your fate.

That’s how you deal with your insecurity, you retarded minion.

As for my future wife, she says hello.
Thanks for caring.

You should go get some rest Saty.Why retard, I’m having fun.

I love those swings you take, trying to hurt me.
I love the way you try to make me stop pulling down your pants so that everyone sees what a fucking imbecile you are.

Run behind Scripture, you wretch, find words there to protect you from the world, beg for mercy and hope that your stupidity will be rewarded one day.

Ok Saty, stop clowning around, what do you really think (if you think at all)?

Your posts are getting shorter Saty, are you running out of "clever" insults?

Ok Saty, stop clowning around, what do you really think (if you think at all)?Reread this thread.

What do I “really” think?
Do you think I’ve been holding back, thus far, imbecile?

I think you are a retard: mind and soul: a pampered, sheltered, naïve buffoon that has either inherited his family’s beliefs and mental qualities or has faced some traumatic personal event that made it flee towards the nearest thing that offered comfort.

Your posts are getting shorter Saty, are you running out of "clever" insults?No, I’m trying to keep up with your stupidity.

“Clever”?
Didn’t you say I wasn’t clever?

Retard, listen to me, I am not pretending or making this up or saying it just for the simple pleasure of showing you what you are, I actually believe, wholeheartedly, that you are an imbecile.

I would advise everyone not to give anything you say serious consideration, unless they want to be mired in the quicksand of your frustrating stupidity

Guys, stop with flaming and insults! Ok?

Saty, since you "think" I'm a retard, and since your thinking is, shall we say, quirky at best, I'll take the likes of you calling me retard any day.

sort of like "you're not even worth trying to dissect" and "I am not wasting my precious 10kJ and 60 seconds on typing about insignificant you"

he would be correct, though.

Jesus Christ, there is no end to Buffalo Roams audacity? How does he consistently disbelieve the kind of things that practically everyone else has already accepted as fact? Is the generally accepted truth some kind of vast "liberal" conspiracy?

Liberal media saturation.

Liberal media saturation.

I thought you fucked off?

Not really, I kinda' wanted to hang around to see if Saty has cooled off yet.

Why, do you like being called a fucking retard over and over again?

Who says I like it? You notice I don't start the flame-a-thons.

Who says I like it? You notice I don't start the flame-a-thons.

Indeed, that is why you are on Spuriousmonkey's troll list.

I see.

Saty seemed speechless, still seems so, I was just trying to draw him out of his hole again.

Indeed, that is why you are on Spuriousmonkey's troll list.

Can I have the honor of being included on that list?

I think spur reserves it for only those whom he perceives to be dastards.

Can I have the honor of being included on that list?

Spuriousmonkey's troll list is a fictitious list



source: Spuriousmonkey's troll list

dastards.

What's that then?

Look it up.

You know who really is a dastard don't you? Saty, he should definitely be on your list.

Haha...and you call yourself a dastard!

I was just playing along with your evil little game.

Sats has got to learn that you don't win a debate by degrading the opposing party, it only makes you look worse. And man, those are some loooooonnnnnnggggggggg threads he posts. Any way to cut them down??? just a bit??? please????

No, that's how Saty gets his exercise.

   

Indeed, that is why you are on Spuriousmonkey's troll list.

im seriously offended that im not on that list.

include me NOW.

i mean...you made me a diva.

Satyr: never mind the postmodern punks that are the ultimate man's grandchildren. The one's who are most interesting and challenging—and dangerous—are the postmodern lover viscounts—the upgraded version of the ultimate man, with style, power, and refinement, feeding off the free spirits, hence promoting themselves via the free spirited. But you won't find them in here. They fly and land upon mountain slopes, barring the way to the top, for they are of the ultimate man and have learnt something of the heights. And they carry tethers and poisonous blood pumps through their sensuous hearts.

Those tethers are so sticky, so very sticky.

Dearprudence.Is...is that...is that you, airplane gazer?

You can't ride someone else's caped tights to heaven, precious. You gotta learn how to fly...or climb, on your own.

timmbuktwo
Sats has got to learn that you don't win a debate by degrading the opposing party, it only makes you look worse. "Look worse"?!, "win"?!"...man you are a slave to other people's opinions, aren't you?

Why would I care how I looked to you and who says I'm trying to win?
Win what? What "debate"?
Is the debate over if Icebrains is an idiot or not?
If so its already a certainty. Have you read this morons posts?
It's like he's been transported here fom the Middle-Ages. A living relic, frozen in retarded limbo, resting on the scriptures of a the dead and buried.
He has no eyes to see, no ears to listen - he needs a dead man to tell him what to think and how to live and what to strive for.
Without the BOOK he's lost; a tiny baby ram calling out to its shepherd, dreaming of having its own balls.

Do you think I'm here to change the world or to help you or to "look" good to you?
Would I care how I seemed to a blind man? Would I judge myself by what a bird-brain thought of me? Would I seek the companionship of a child?

I found me a genuine imbecile, and I intend to have me some fun.

And man, those are some loooooonnnnnnggggggggg threads he posts. Any way to cut them down??? just a bit??? please????Here's an alternative:
Do not read it.

Sorry, I will not chew your food for you either, little one.
If your attention span doesn't go beyond a paragraph then you are in the right place.
May I introduce you to the resident town fool?
He calls himself IceAgeCivilizations, but his real name might be Bob, or something like that.
I think you and (s)he can become friends.

Nickelodeon
Why, do you like being called a fucking retard over and over again?To a needy heart, even negative attention is good attention.
It's when he's invisible and ignord that he begins to suffer.

Solitude is hell to the empty and heaven to the full.
IceAgeCivilization's head is definitely empty. He just cannot comprehend how empty it really is and so he cannot feel ashamed because of it.
Nature's saving grace.

You are so full of it Saty.

C'mon Saty, let's see somemore of your awesome prose, we're all waiting in rapt attention.

Saty, are you from Poland?

shut up.

Saty, are you from Poland?Yes.
Good one!
You got me.
Oh, the egg on my face. :bawl:

How clever and witty you are.
What a brain, and so charismatic, as well.
No, you aren't a retard you just sound, act and think like one.

Listen imbecile, I've got no more time for you, for now.
You bore me to tears.
You don't even provide sufficient resistance to make it interesting for
me.

Go back to believing in your fairy tales and finding links between human structures and universal dimensions.

Next time I'm bored enough I promise to let you know what I think of you again.

For now crawl back into your hole, you pathetic loser.
But smile while you are doing it.
You mustn't lose hope, little brain.
Life can be good even to an amoeba-brain, like you.
Be content that you are part of a majority.
You have a lot of companion imbeciles to sooth your inferiority and to pat you on the back and pay attention to you as if you knew what you were talking about.

Never change, retard.
:D

satyr....this is getting boring.
like watching a grown man beat a toddler that has no arms or legs.

pick a new target.

Who was the dumbest poster.???

Is...is that...is that you, airplane gazer?Yes! I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Lol. With this thread, I couldn't get Dp vs W & X out of my mind... with your comeback act.

You can't ride someone else's caped tights to heaven, precious. You gotta learn how to fly...or climb, on your own.I'm sure your advise is well intentioned but I'm afraid inappropriate in my case. You see, we don't always fly and must land at times. It's then that something weird could happen. I was taken off guard. And since your discourse also reminded me much of Thus Spoke Zarathustra, I got to thinking about the Ultimate Man—Nietzsche couldn't have anticipated the newer version we have to deal with; the polished, techie, airborne version. These kids here... hop.

Who was the dumbest poster.???

Once you think you found the dumbest poster someone else crawls out from underneath a rock and starts posting even dumber things.

Once you think you found the dumbest poster someone else crawls out from underneath a rock and starts posting even dumber things.Yeah—I know what you mean. So many monkeys roaming the congested forest...

It's all part of the game.
The imbecile in question does not interest me in the slightest.
What interests me is that he represents a trend, a social phenomenon, a type.

I don’t care about the idiot, per se, but about the wave of idiots he is a part of.
He could die tomorrow and that would not eliminate the billions, of every faith, who are just like him.

Did you type that with your nose in the air, or your asshole?


I'm no mouse at all.
I'm a rat.
How about you?
Do you fancy yourself capable of cutting me down to size?

When in doubt, take obtion gamma?
I'm a city mouse who fancies himself a country mouse. Curious as to how you see yourself. Seriously unserious is a little boring, don't you think? When you say rat, you're touching your dick and thinking "man I am such a man, and a great one." So maybe answer country or city?
Cause I'm curious. You know, as to measure the worth of what you say by the weight you've experienced it.
Regardless of how many houses you've built.

You can't ride someone else's caped tights to heaven, precious. You gotta learn how to fly...or climb, on your own.

Although I dismissed most of that advise because it wasn't applicable—I don't seek free rides but you have to say something for influence—I got to thinking about flying and climbing. Doing aerobatics in the free open sky is relatively easy—but how are acrobatics achieved on a mountain slope? Hence my reasoning that it is on the slopes where I am most at a disadvantage, and probably vulnerable—not because I can't climb, but because climbing requires specific steps and specific passageways. Good, that's a good start: I'm becoming aware of more detail.

Glad to see you're taking a break, Saty, your lines such as "amoeba brain" belong in a Romper Room rumble, so maybe you're off to Polish/English play-school.

satyr....this is getting boring.
like watching a grown man beat a toddler that has no arms or legs.

pick a new target.I know.
I was getting bored myself.

You know, I originally didn’t expect him to be so dumb.
I knew he was stupid but how stupid he is I discovered later.
Have you seen his comebacks?
Now there’s a brain.
He not only lacks brains he has the personality of a bug.

What would anyone expect to come out of such a mind but crap and superstition?
Who would waste his time talking to him seriously on any subject?
And yet, here, you people did just that.

Time for a new target, indeed…wait I think I see one….

Roman
Did you type that with your nose in the air, or your asshole? Little pussycat, do you want to roar like a lion?

When in doubt, take obtion gamma?
I'm a city mouse who fancies himself a country mouse. Curious as to how you see yourself. Seriously unserious is a little boring, don't you think? When you say rat, you're touching your dick and thinking "man I am such a man, and a great one." So maybe answer country or city?
Cause I'm curious. You know, as to measure the worth of what you say by the weight you've experienced it.
Regardless of how many houses you've built.I’m currently living in a city, and I prefer urban settings for the options they offer and the anonymity they provide.
But I have lived in the country for over 10 years, off and on.
I’ve worked the farms, I’ve worked construction and timber-mills and in greenhouses etc.

What’s your point, little pussycat?


Chewing Gum
Yes! I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Lol. With this thread, I couldn't get Dp vs W & X out of my mind... with your comeback act.
Ah yes, the past.
It’s all gone now, deary.
The warrior princess has left the building.
Time to move on.

The Queen, comes and goes, but what’s a kingdom without royalty?
Besides, I’m beginning to believe that she was her own best admirer and she often had debates with herself, suing different monikers.
She did so enjoy the prank. I bet she giggled uncontrollably when she tricked us.
Either that or her and her brutish stalker are now attached to the hip.
Ah, what concessions royalty makes to avoid inbreeding?
She stoops to the rabble, to the common folk.

I'm sure your advise is well intentioned but I'm afraid inappropriate in my case. You see, we don't always fly and must land at times. It's then that something weird could happen. I was taken off guard. And since your discourse also reminded me much of Thus Spoke Zarathustra, I got to thinking about the Ultimate Man—Nietzsche couldn't have anticipated the newer version we have to deal with; the polished, techie, airborne version. These kids here... hop.Oh, I think he anticipated correctly.

This is modern, western degenerate man!
Do you not seem him struggling with his own language and absorbed in trite little sound-bites?
No ability for prolonged introspection and analysis – reactionary, like a monkey in the jungle, pure emotion and instinct.
We are doomed.

Although I dismissed most of that advise because it wasn't applicable—I don't seek free rides but you have to say something for influence—I got to thinking about flying and climbing. Doing aerobatics in the free open sky is relatively easy—but how are acrobatics achieved on a mountain slope?One has to be willing to tumble backwards, to the lower levels, and then climb up again.
Once a ledge has been reached it becomes familiar and easily climbed again.
Repetition creates habituation. The path of least resistance is the path most known.

“The path not taken…” is the most ennobling.

Hence my reasoning that it is on the slopes where I am most at a disadvantage, and probably vulnerable—not because I can't climb, but because climbing requires specific steps and specific passageways. Good, that's a good start: I'm becoming aware more detail.Yes, climbing requires self-discipline, stamina, order, organization and patience.
It also requires the ability to leave pieces of your skin along every step and make it yours.

Flight?
Flight is for the airy and those surrendering to imagination.

You're a cocky sob Satyr

Yet he has nothing to be cocky about.

The thing I am most proud about…*sniff*…and would like to thank God for…*sob*... is that I am not retarded like this moron:
RETARD (http://www.iceagecivilizations.com/)

Read his posts and you will soon find yourself aghast as to how such an imbecile survives.

But the answer is simple.
He has an entire network of social supports and privileges which ensure that his idiocy never affects his survival too much.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

No, thank you.

shut up.

"Your wish........," whoops.

is IceAgeCivilizations as stupid as he seems or is it an act to draw attention?
:shrug:

is IceAgeCivilizations as stupid as he seems or is it an act to draw attention?
:shrug:

look in a mirror.

look in a mirror.I did...I look maaavelos!
Are you his twin or his lawyer?

I did...I look maaavelos!
Are you his twin or his lawyer?

I am his lawyer.

I thought I smelled a do-gooder trying to defend a childish imbecile from the ravages of nature.
Do you feel sorry for him...her...it?
I've set you up, now knock it out da park!

I thought I smelled a do-gooder trying to defend a childish imbecile from the ravages of nature.
Do you feel sorry for him...her...it?
I've set you up, now knock it out da park!

No I don't feel sorry for him...her...it. In fact I really don't feel sorry for anyone. Its just that your constant lowering of his image by cursing at him, lowers your image even more. In x number of replies you state the same thing over and over again, enough is enough. What are you as individual trying to accomplish by cursing at this member? How are your actions geared towards helping this community? Do you think that constant restatement of curses at a specific member will help us and this world to be improved? I think not. You made a mark on him and us. A mark on him in regards that his self esteem has gone even lower and now he/she/it might feel sad. A mark on us in regards that we now know that you attack weaker individuals who cannot defend themselves and make them miserable. Is this courteous? I think not. please stop these accusations.

IAC is a piece of shit troll. Satyr speaks the truth grasshopper.

IAC is a piece of shit troll. Satyr speaks the truth grasshopper.

and maybe he/she/it is a piece of *********. How will this statement improve this world?

and maybe he/she/it is a piece of *********. How will this statement improve this world?
By hopefully hurting his feelings enough to cause him to consider moving onto the Afterlife.:D

By hopefully hurting his feelings enough to cause him to consider suicide.:D

and you think that eliminating a person will solve a problem? We must deal with a problem (if there is one), and not eliminate it. If you have a friend and he denied sharing a lollipop with you, is he now to be shot? :bugeye: Is this not a tactic of a totalitarian regime, which as history shows us all fails to make this life a favorable one.

and you think that eliminating a person will solve a problem? We must deal with a problem (if there is one), and not eliminate it. If you have a friend and he denied sharing a lollipop with you, is he now to be shot? :bugeye: Is this not a tactic of a totalitarian regime, which as history shows us all fails to make this life a favorable one.But we don't need IAC. He isn't a friend. He isn't a problem. Just a piece of shit troll. I say YES to using totalitarian tactics, just like a theocracy would.