In general, don't ask. • Performed by Flash Girls, from the album Play Each Morning Wild Queen As a side note, someone once asked jokingly if I was Neil Gaiman. He has a writing credit on this song. But by and large, I put this up because I'm having a rough communication day, one in which I feel like singing that song to people would have the same effect as trying to talk to them. Oh, well. thanx, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Okay Tiassa, how much did you have to smoke for that to make sense? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Sad .... I would recommend a whole eighth, but that's just me. Sad thing is, Xev, I'm pretty damn sober right now. To the other, I'm happy to float anyone a copy of that song via AIM or MSN; I don't mind promoting bands by distributing one mp3 (320 kb/s) of theirs. Actually, I don't care at all, except that I can't advertise and give away 7 days worth of music on my HD. But it's a really happy song, and if I advocate the album at all here, I'll have to move the topic to Art & Culture. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! (See how happy it makes me?) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! :bugeye: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! thanx much, Tiassa Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true I want everyone to listen and believe It's about some little people from a long time ago And all the things the neighbors didn't know Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe! Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . . (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) And all the while on a shelf in the shed: KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room (A marvel to be seen: dysentery green) While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back: LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK We see them after school in a world of their own (To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . ) The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night (I bet you'd do the same if they was you) Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . . (Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!) And all the while on a shelf in the shed: KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY! Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn! Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine! (Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green) WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN! --Frank Zappa
Tiassa: I am perfectly sober as well...minus a headache and a square of Lindt dark chocalate: Fish heads, fish heads, rolly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum! In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads; In the evening, floating in the soup. Ask a fish head anything you want to; They won't answer - they can't talk. I took a fish head out to see a movie; Didn't have to pay to get it in. They can't play baseball; they don't wear sweaters; They're not good dancers; they don't play drums. Rolly poly fish heads are never seen drinking capucino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women, yeah. Yeah. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And of course: from: Dr. Demento's Delights Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698 Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out) Hey, buddy! Yes officer.. You a head? No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha.... original recording by Napoleon XIV And the ever popular song, which I spent hours singing with friends: Joy to the world, the boys are dead We barbecued their heads And what did we do with the bodies? We flushed them down the potties Around and around they go Around and around they go Around and around, and around they go! (Yes, this is sung to the tune of "Joy to the World, the Lord has come. And yes, I know I'm damned for this)
