View Full Version : Driving? 10 Most Dangerous Foods to Eat


certified psycho
08-23-03, 01:41 PM
Look out for that....CHOCOLATE! Hagerty Classic Insurance of Traverse City, Mich., has issued a list of the top 10 most dangerous foods we can eat while driving. When we pay more attention to our food than the road, we're setting ourselves up for a potential car crash. In a recent analysis of 32,303 drivers nationwide, the National Highway Transportation Safety Administration determined that eating is a greater distraction than using a hand-held cell phone. So from bad to worst, here are the top 10 most dangerous foods to eat while driving:
10. Chocolate
It gets all over your fingers! Then you touch something--the steering wheel, stick shift, your hair--and you leave a chocolate smudge. Your instinct is to look down and wipe it off. Excuse me, did you see that red light you just ran?

9. Soft Drinks
Slam on the brake and whammy! You spilled your drink all over your shirt. When this happens, are you concentrating more on your driving or your wet clothing? We thought so.
8. Jelly and Cream-Filled Donuts
Oh yummy! They just ooze jelly and custard, and now look! It's all over your lap. You shouldn't have looked...you just ran a stop sign.
7. Fried Chicken
If it's finger-lickin' good, then it's also greasy. So is the steering wheel. And that stuff is hard to get off--especially while you're driving. Oops. Almost didn't make that turn, did you?

6. Any Barbecued Food
Save the barbecue sauce for your next picnic in the park. Here's something to remember: "If it can drip, don't eat it while you drive."
5. Juicy Hamburgers
These can be drippy AND greasy. Consider that a $5 hamburger deluxe could turn into $500 worth of repairs if dripping condiments, special sauces, or greasy meat juices distract you while you're driving.
4. Chili
And we don't mean just a bowl of chili. We mean anything containing chili--a chili dog, sloppy Joes, or a Coney dog. Steering chili-covered foods to your mouth while steering a car around a corner requires more dexterity than we humans possess.
3. Tacos
It's hard enough to eat a taco at a table. One good bump in the road and that taco is scattered across the backseat. And what did you just do? Turned around to look at it!
2. Hot Soups
Eating hot soup while trying to manipulate a gearshift is not sensible. Haggerty calls it the equivalent of a circus juggling act--a sure recipe for disaster.
And the WORST food you can consume while driving is...
1. Coffee
It's hot. It spills. It makes a mess--and burns!--when it spills.

moementum7
08-23-03, 01:43 PM
Is masturbation O.K.?:D

outlandish
08-23-03, 01:59 PM
Mo, your sexual frustration is almost palpable,...dude get a girl...and just get it out of your system (and maybe get over your fat cock in ass fixation too!):D

moementum7
08-23-03, 02:05 PM
I gotsa girl.
Pretty fine too.
Did you have to remind me of the Fat cock in the ass!
Dammit, I just about had that fixation under control!
*Runs to bathroom and masturbates furiously*:D

certified psycho
08-23-03, 02:16 PM
we are talking about food

moementum7
08-23-03, 02:30 PM
I don't know about you monkey,but I don't see how you can relate masturbation to food?
Pervert:rolleyes:

certified psycho
08-23-03, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by moementum7
Is masturbation O.K.?:D


you brought it up

moementum7
08-23-03, 02:32 PM
LOL
I know.:D

spuriousmonkey
08-23-03, 02:36 PM
you should have said fellatio instead of masturbation...then one might have been right on topic.

moementum7
08-23-03, 02:40 PM
HAHA:D
You speak the truth,and I will follow you to the ends of the earth,and continue to spread your wisdom after you have past on Oh great one!:D

certified psycho
08-23-03, 02:48 PM
..........:m:

moementum7
08-23-03, 03:01 PM
Pass that over here Bonzai!

spuriousmonkey
08-23-03, 03:02 PM
I feel some of my posts will get deleted soon.

Absane
08-23-03, 03:16 PM
I can eat or drink anything.. on the list opr not... I am smart about when I choose to consume them... I have nevcer spilled a drink while driving or dropped food while making a lane change. :)

spuriousmonkey
08-23-03, 03:17 PM
sending a SMS and bicycling at the same time...that's tricky...

outlandish
08-23-03, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by moementum7
I gotsa girl.
Pretty fine too.
Did you have to remind me of the Fat cock in the ass!
Dammit, I just about had that fixation under control!
*Runs to bathroom and masturbates furiously*:D

.....OK, I'm gonna bite my tongue and resist the urge to say something really filthy....:D

spuriousmonkey
08-23-03, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Wraith
.....OK, I'm gonna bite my tongue and resist the urge to say something really filthy....:D

why don't you share it with the rest of us perverts?

Clockwood
08-24-03, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Wraith
Mo, your sexual frustration is almost palpable,...dude get a girl...and just get it out of your system (and maybe get over your fat cock in ass fixation too!):D

If its palpable I think you are getting a liiiiiittle to close to him. Anyway too much palpation and you go blind...

outlandish
08-24-03, 10:04 AM
why don't you share it with the rest of us perverts?

just tootle along to the "Fat cock in ass" thread.......
:D

PS: tootle...is that a word??:)

moementum7
08-24-03, 01:02 PM
Is tootle a word?
Oh my yes!
And a versatile one at that!
She wanted a fat cock in the tootle.
Hey fuck you,why don't you go and tootle yourself!
Dude,that is tootley awesome!
What the tootle is going on!?

As you can see,not only is tootle a word but a very powerful one at that!:D

spuriousmonkey
08-24-03, 02:00 PM
tootle:

[n] sound of tooting softly and repeatedly as on a flute
[v] toot continuously; as of a car horn

certified psycho
08-24-03, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by moementum7
Pass that over here Bonzai!


"Bonzi" not the purple hell hole
it's my kazaa name

OverTheStars
08-24-03, 05:26 PM
i don't see a problem with masturbation and driving...unless you are one of those people who have to close their eyes to do it....how many people can masturbate, look at porn and read email at the same time? ALOT.....