...Inspired by the drinking blood thread....

Say, you've just had some water and lot it and then you get lost in a desert. And you're thirty you have a piss and you drink the piss to survive. Would that deyhatrate you more? or would it keep you alive a little while longer.

I always think something like this is going to happen to me in real life I have a feeling one-day I am going to be lost. Hence why I used to watch Chriss Ryan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_Two_Zero)'s Survival guide. The guys a legend in my book. Having a national army after you behind enemy lines, in the desert and to get out alone takes some real hardcore balls.

Yeah, you can drink your piss. It's probably better to get water from it or filter it if it's your only source over a while I'd have thought.

You can give yourself an enema with it or dirty water and your body absorbs the water, but not the germs.

There's water everywhere in the UK though. Don't think we've got much of a problem about finding a stream or river.

I have Chris Ryan's book, got it for a few quid out a cheapo bookshop. Pretty similar to John 'Lofty' Wiseman's 'SAS Survival'

Another couple of shows you might like that you can find to download - Survivorman - This Canadian bloke, Les Stroud, gets himself into shitty situations on purpose and has to survive a week whilst filming things. Bit slow at times, but the guy's a legend.
Man Vs. Wild - Ex SAS nutter called Bear, survives in the most... er actionpacked kind of way possible. It's all pretty dramatic, but makes it entertaining. He makes lots of stupid basic survival mistakes - getting wet unnecessarily, etc - but it's a laugh a minute.

I'm kind of a wannabe survival guy. I have lots of books, vids and a few tools, but no experience. Roll on summer and then when I get a bit more hardcore I'll try stuff in winter :D

I have a firestick on my car key keyring and keep a little axe in my boot.

...Inspired by the drinking blood thread....

Say, you've just had some water and lot it and then you get lost in a desert. And you're thirty you have a piss and you drink the piss to survive. Would that deyhatrate you more? or would it keep you alive a little while longer.

I always think something like this is going to happen to me in real life I have a feeling one-day I am going to be lost. Hence why I used to watch Chriss Ryan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_Two_Zero)'s Survival guide. The guys a legend in my book. Having a national army after you behind enemy lines, in the desert and to get out alone takes some real hardcore balls. I saw that episode. The chap is awesome. Apparently, drinking piss can be a matter of difference between dehydration and survival.

If you've already tried Bacardi Breezer then you probably already know what piss tastes like.

Pretty similar to John 'Lofty' Wiseman's 'SAS Survival'Yeah I have that book. I'm kind of the same way as you when it comes to survival.

Say, you've just had some water and lot it and then you get lost in a desert. And you're thirty you have a piss and you drink the piss to survive. Would that deyhatrate you more? or would it keep you alive a little while longer.It would lead to hypernatremia pretty quickly. There's probably very situations where this would actually prolong your chances. If you're going to do it, you might want to distill it first.

You can get water from it by digging a hole in the sand or dirt, and filling it will all available liquid/plant matter. Place a container in the middle, and a clear plastic sheet on top. Place a small stone in the middle of the sheet above the container so the condensation drips down.

Piss itself is sterile, but it also has a lot of salts and minerals in it.

Again: Probably best to give yourself an enema with it instead of drink it out right, but it isn't DANGEROUS to drink.

I know you can redrink it to stay hydrated, but I would think that you could only do this once or twice until its been maximally absorbed and not just toxic waste?

And here I thought this topic was going to be about cheap beer.

Here u go:

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And here I thought this topic was going to be about cheap beer.Or a fetish.

...Inspired by the drinking blood thread....

Say, you've just had some water and lot it and then you get lost in a desert. And you're thirty you have a piss and you drink the piss to survive. Would that deyhatrate you more? or would it keep you alive a little while longer.

I always think something like this is going to happen to me in real life I have a feeling one-day I am going to be lost. Hence why I used to watch Chriss Ryan's Survival guide. The guys a legend in my book. Having a national army after you behind enemy lines, in the desert and to get out alone takes some real hardcore balls.

Youre cool now.

Youre cool now.

no he isnt. :p

Cesser thread.

Yeah, you can drink your piss. It's probably better to get water from it or filter it if it's your only source over a while I'd have thought.

You can give yourself an enema with it or dirty water and your body absorbs the water, but not the germs.

There's water everywhere in the UK though. Don't think we've got much of a problem about finding a stream or river.

I have Chris Ryan's book, got it for a few quid out a cheapo bookshop. Pretty similar to John 'Lofty' Wiseman's 'SAS Survival'

Another couple of shows you might like that you can find to download - Survivorman - This Canadian bloke, Les Stroud, gets himself into shitty situations on purpose and has to survive a week whilst filming things. Bit slow at times, but the guy's a legend.
Man Vs. Wild - Ex SAS nutter called Bear, survives in the most... er actionpacked kind of way possible. It's all pretty dramatic, but makes it entertaining. He makes lots of stupid basic survival mistakes - getting wet unnecessarily, etc - but it's a laugh a minute.

I'm kind of a wannabe survival guy. I have lots of books, vids and a few tools, but no experience. Roll on summer and then when I get a bit more hardcore I'll try stuff in winter :D

I have a firestick on my car key keyring and keep a little axe in my boot.

Yeah this is so cool I am going to buy all of this shit. Yeah I also want to do this but also make a film about it too. I am pretty sure I can hack it without any training. It would make interesting TV! and if I don't make it and am about to the they can bail me out.

I'd love to do a survival mission. What would me more interesting is if you did the filming in a shitty 3rd world country like India and ontop of that bullshit you're also blind!

Hey, Muslim, presuming your family has not been British for hundreds of years, what is the country of your ancestry?

I thought salt makes you dehydrate more? would you not have salt in your piss?

it tastes salty...the piss.

Hey, Muslim, presuming your family has not been British for hundreds of years, what is the country of your ancestry?

Punjab!

I'm an Cheema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheema)

Wiki says that the Brits said that the Cheema are naturally warlike, are there many Cheemas in the British military?

I can't wait for somebody to say "get back to the topic of the thread."

Wiki says that the Brits said that the Cheema are naturally warlike, are there many Cheemas in the British military?

There are probably some cheemas in the British military. In fact I am not joking I was thinking of joining the army part of RAF.

What's RAF?

What's RAF?

http://www.raf.mod.uk/

"You don't need to be a pilot to fly in the RAF" lol

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Why don't you work for your dad and then take over his business?

That will be so gay!

Plus my dad doesn't trust me.

That will be so gay!
Then why don't you work for your dad and then take over his business?

Why don't you not get stuck in a desert in the 21st century? have some gps / 911-cell phone call available to your local punjab region. They will come and save you ......no?

"You don't need to be a pilot to fly in the RAF"
Sure, flying is easy. Taking off and landing however.....

"Category: Airmen/airwomen...Open to: men only"...?

".....or burly women. You know who you are."

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Piss itself is sterile, but it also has a lot of salts and minerals in it.

Again: Probably best to give yourself an enema with it instead of drink it out right, but it isn't DANGEROUS to drink.

The enema seems much less gross than drinking your own piss.....what kind of things would you need to find in the desert in order to preform such an act? I'm not being a smartass - I am just wondering...maybe I misunderstood????

"You can give yourself an enema with it or dirty water and your body absorbs the water, but not the germs."

It's sort of been said, but there's no germs in piss.

And if there are a lot of salts in it, as has been stated, would it not negate any hydration?

And yeah, I was wondering how you could give yourself an enema in the desert... excluding graphic methods involving well-endowed men.

"You can give yourself an enema with it or dirty water and your body absorbs the water, but not the germs."

It's sort of been said, but there's no germs in piss.

Yes, I meant the dirty water.

And if there are a lot of salts in it, as has been stated, would it not negate any hydration?

And yeah, I was wondering how you could give yourself an enema in the desert... excluding graphic methods involving well-endowed men.

I believe only the moisture is absorbed. Salt isn't to my knowledge. I could be wrong though.

Well, getting it in there is one of the many survival challenges you'll face. If you're in the desert you'll likely have some kind of vessel for containing liquids - you could pee into this. If you're in a car that's broken down, you should scavenge what you can from the vehicle, e.g. -

cables = cordage for making a shelter, carrying things, making a bed.
petrol that's left = making a fire, cleaning things.
rubber from the tires = creating smoke for a signal fire.
seats, carpets = bedding or fire (depending on age of vehicle)
plastics/bodywork = digging tool
metals = cutting tool
mirrors/glass = signalling mirror

You'll find some kind of suitable tubing and possibly lubrication if you need it in a car. I'm not sure of the health implications, but a little oil or windscreen wash should lube up your cute little bumhole quite nicely (sorry, had a little daydream about breaking down in the desert there).

If you have nothing, you could fashion something from a piece of wood or leaves. It's all about working with what you've got and finding a solution. You take your time, think logically, don't do anything to compromise your situation further and you might just make it out alive.

Just a question here..........but HOW THE HELL DO YOU GIVE YOURSELF AN ENEMA WHEN YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT WATER? That goes for plastic wrap as well? I think about it and I get a pretty funny picture in my head.