Softest Pansy
1. Truthseeker
2. Tiassa
3.
4.
5.

Massivest Faggot
1. Gendanken
2. Tiassa
3.
4.
5.

Unwinningest Loser
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Yappiest Broad
1. Tiassa
2. Rosa Magika
3. Jaded Flower
4. White Wolf
5. Bells

Dumbest Moron
1. philocrazy
2.
3.
4.
5.

Invisiblest Nobody
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Dear Sir,

I nominate myself for Unwinningest Loser.

sincerely yours,

Prof. spuriousmonkey

Unwinningest is that even a word?

I nominate Dr Lou Natic to Biggest Badass Wannabe

Dear Sir,

New category:

actually a special award.

The cookie monster award.

for kunax, because he reminds me of cookies and is still in touch with his inner child.

Kunax, you'll need to nominate that category first, and then it will need to be seconded, and then you'll need nominate me, and then THAT will need to be seconded, seems like alot of trouble if you ask me:(

Another new category: Best Inmature mature inmaturity poster.
- nominies are : spuriousmonkey

btw: im totally over that cookie thingy, i.. can resist... it now....

Another new category: Best Inmature mature inmaturity poster.
- nominies are : spuriousmonkey

btw: im totally over that cookie thingy, i can resist it now...

dear Sir,

I second that category and that nomination!

oh yea i forgot to 2nd both your niminations

Valid alterations have been made.

I nominate truth seeker for softest pansy :cool:

I would like to nominate tiassa for yappiest broad (I mean almost 10,000 posts :D ). Myself...unwinningest loser :cool:

I'm leading the pack. I'm already nominated for 2 categories. I have a feeling I will win something this time, besides a case of bad herpes.

After some thought, I'll second tiassa for yappiest broad. But I'd prefer if he was the lone exception and the rest of the nominations for that category were actually broads and not just effeminate men.
Just a suggestion, this really is out of my hands you know.

Dear Sir,

I don't second that. In fact I veto your nomination

if that is possible?

I think a veto would need at least a thirding.
(are you talking about tiassa's yappiest broad nomination?)

Dear Sir,

I was, but maybe he is truly yappiest.

I second the nomination.

Wait, that would be a thirding, what happens now? :(

Mr sir natic,
I would like to nominate a new category;
Invisiblest Nobody

i 3rd spuriouss vote as Yappiest Broad around, he seem to be every where there is no escaping :)

Mr sir natic,
I would like to nominate a new category;
Invisiblest Nobody

I thought I saw a perfect candidate for the Invisiblest Nobody award but now I can't find them :confused: I am beginning to think it was just my imagination.

Mr sir natic,
I would like to nominate a new category;
Invisiblest Nobody

I nominate thefountainhed because I never see him anywhere in sciforums except when he comes with his award thread.

I suspect this thread may be against the site rules...

Only if it was personal and not the truth.

Valid alterations have been made.

I nominate truth seeker for softest pansy :cool:

I second that.

That is a bit unfair. I consider myself aslo to be a soft pansy.

Dear Sir,

I nominate myself for sof pansy.

Dear Sir,

I nominate a new category: Worstest Grammar

I suspect this thread may be against the site rules...
Yeah you've been a real stickler for those rules lately, whats that all about? :confused:
Anyway, lets be real, obviously we need the farties. Cesspool it if you must, but keep it around.

Spurious
That is a bit unfair. I consider myself aslo to be a soft pansy.

Dear Sir,

I nominate myself for sof pansy
Why do you wish to dominate the fart awards? They're supposed to be insulting, but I didn't actually just say that.

I nominate thefountainhed because I never see him anywhere in sciforums except when he comes with his award thread
Can I take that as a seconding for the category?

This democratic electorate strategy doesn't appear to be working, should I just fill the categories?
I could do research like the hed, and wear one of those reporter hats, it'd be great :) Except then I'd officially be making personal insults, maybe we should all just get more enthusiastic about awarding people for being terrible human beings, come on guys! Nominate, and second! There's no shortage of candidates.

Spurious

Why do you wish to dominate the fart awards? They're supposed to be insulting, but I didn't actually just say that.


I am insulting. I am an insult to the human species.

Dear Sir,

I nominate a new category: Worstest Grammar


I 2nd that, and nominate myself , i winner this can

I 2nd that, and nominate myself , i winner this can

He sertanly kan!!!

i spel far beter ten most in her

let me correct your grammar:

i spel far beter ten most in her

Eye sell fart butter then most in here.

I nominate Spurious for the yappiest broad catergory

I nominate Spurious for the yappiest broad catergory
CATFIGHT!!!!!!! :cool: :p

I 2nd that, and nominate myself , i winner this can

I second Kunax's self-nomination! . . . Who wouldn't?

Dear Sir,

I would like to nominate YA for Worstest Grammar, cuz, well, "Unwinningest"? Or can we not nominate ya?

Dear Sir,
I would like to nominate 8hatecrime8 for the arsiest, stupidest, saddest thread - "Im a nazi and proud. " :confused: :mad: :(

Dear Sir,

I second the nomination below.

I nominate Spurious for the yappiest broad catergory

OMG how did this thread get moved to the cesspool? What a travesty of moderation. We need to find out who is responsible and start a new award catagory.

It is a conspiracy to keep me away from 7000 posts.

It is a conspiracy to keep me away from 7000 posts.

BASTARDS!!

I guess it was moved cuz it could be offensive to whoever may be nominated.

Yeah, and I've been meaning to talk to you about that spurious.
Could you at least pretend to be offended? You know, now when real morons and legit losers get nominated they'll just laugh it off and might not even be devestated :(
I just feel as though you might be taking the sting out of the farties, thats all :(

I'm really offended now. I would prefer that I will be removed from all the nominated categories, because they are really really offensive in my view and that of the moderators. In short...it is all really offensive.

(? better ?)

Hey, take it easy man, its just the fart awards.
not bad

I knew you were a vicious bastard, but this thread is just too much. I've never been this insulted in my entire life. I come here to this forum to give my precious time to teach people about biology and I get this in return! Unbelievable.


(making sure)

I wasn't offended!!!

"I guess it was moved cuz it COULD be offensive to whoever may be nominated."

I wasn't offended!!!

I never said that!!!!

;)

Pshh! :p ;)

figures thou that this would go to the cesspool

Figures huh?
I nominate rgemini for dumbest moron :mad:

Come to think of it, maybe "Massivest Faggot" is kinda offensive, cuz it's a racial slur (or rather sexual?).

Btw, Happy 3000th Post, Sir.

I think in the gay circles it might be actually a compliment to be a massivest faggot.

Yeah, I think athelwulf must be prejudiced against the gay race to assume the massivest faggot category is offensive. You're way off base with that assumption athelwulf, its a friendly showing of friendship to be nominated for massivest faggot :)

I nominate gendanken for massivest faggot because she's such a gay loser piece of shit and I hate her so she should be in the massivest faggot category to teach her a lesson for being such a queer.

Dear Sir,

if I hadn't been so offended by this thread I would have seconded that nomination.
I am contacting my legal adviser.

I nominate your legal adviser for unwinningest loser.
I also nominate a new category; unlosingest winner, and I nominate my legal adviser.
Good luck anyway *scoff*

Dear Sir,

I second all three of yer nominations!

Well, is anyone gonna post?!

I nominate Path and Sargentlard for Most Fucked Avatars.

I second Path's and Sargentlard's nominations, and I second the "Most Fucked Avatars" category!

^hhehe

i nominate myself for:
most immature immature mature immature immature underslant of mature post whore poster.

or possibly monkey.
hang on, why isnt 'post whore' in their? it seems so obvious.

^hhehe

i nominate myself for:
most immature immature mature immature immature underslant of mature post whore poster.

or possibly monkey.
hang on, why isnt 'post whore' in their? it seems so obvious.

I'll beat you in that category without even trying.

no, youd have try a little bit.

no i don't

The farties were a big bust, no one took it seriously.
I can't imagine why :(

Post whore being obvious is why it wasn't included in the farties :rolleyes:
I think the farties were unleashed too soon, they were ahead of their time. In the future aliens will scan through the archives of sciforums and find the farties, then and only then will they be fully appreciated.

yeah...you have to be mediocre to be appreciated on sciforums. not good not bad

Yeah, but not with futuristic aliens, they know talent when they see it.

Yeah, but not with futuristic aliens, they know talent when they see it.


Or at least smell it after the oblifatory anal probing.

Aliens are aware of what can be learned from someones anus, we're too busy hiding our anus' away to really understand humanity.
Aliens are just so much better than us in every way. Did you know they can give you orgasms with mind sex? also they defecate a pleasant tasting candy. We defecate actual feces... feces? :bugeye: wtf is wrong with us?
We've got alot to learn.

I think that alien faeces will be bad for business. Right now there is a blooming and healthy business going on in faeces porn. Once faeces becomes accepted as a healthy foodgroup an entire lucrative consumer sector will plunge to its death. Do we really want to have these people work at Mcdonalds?????????

Plus just think what it will do to the cursing industry.

person #1 "you are a shithead!"
person #2 "why, thank you"

and that is only the tip of the iceberg!

thats completly wrong:

" you eat shit"

" hmmm, yes, and at half price what other candy good can come close!?"

so. who lost besides the entire community of sciforums?

Why the hell are we talking about shit?!

shit is the fabric of life.

^^ that was very good..:D

Maybe I should just fill out the categories myself :confused:
and then we can vote on who wins. I thought you guys could handle it, but apparently not :rolleyes:

Sorry that we let you down once again. Shame on us.

Yeah, better do it yourself if you want it done properly.

I don't even know why he bothered?

I don´t know either.

Maybe he had hope...hope that we changed.

:confused:

What a crazy idea, we are all static beings. :eek:

Yes, but I think he is from Australia. Everything is upside down there.

Ah, I forgot, that may be and explanation.

Hey, you got 7000 posts.

oh....how did that happen?

I forgot to make a special post for No. 7000.

But I am sure the mods will delete some posts soon or move a thread with my posts in it to the cesspool. It took me quite a few attempts to hit 6000.

I actually have 7406 posts in total already.

Not bad, I have 2841 in total...

what was this thread about?

uuuhh dunno, Dr Lou talking to himself... or appealing to our common sense and maturity or some such thing.... :confused:

Don't bullshit me. Nobody is that stupid to expect maturity from us.

Well, the doc is not necessarily to be regarded as sane... :D

That is true, but he is the true messiah of sciforums.

We should say something constructive. Like nominate someone for something.

ok, I nominate myself for the softest pansy because I am such a soft pansy, I am Truth Seeker´s evil clone...

And I nominate myself for the same category that you are already in.

Furthermore, I want to nominate Gendanken for another "softest pansy".

Constructive enough? :D

I, Me and Myself nominate Kunax to all present and future categories

I and Me agree to Dreamwalkers nomination but Myself is against

Oy, you have three votes? :(

But me and my dick agree with Kunax´s nominations.

I nominate every US citizen for Dumbest Moron.

Ah, I agree.

Nominating is a bit boring though. No wonder Dr Lou asked us to do his dirty work. It is almost like working.

i nominate Dr Lou to laziest bastard then

I second that nomination.

I third it. He might be dead though.

i hate you, redarmy.

Tell it to your shrink, fatty.