"Sodomy" - doesn't it just bring a smile to your face? It's a funny, happy word. Try saying it frequently.
You're nuts Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I like saying things like "Hyperspacial Rift" or "Hypersphere" or maybe "Quantum Flux Entaglement" or maybe "Alphalingustic Pacing" or "Point-to-Point Multilateral Matter Phasing" etc.
I like "nyborg" as in "mmmmm....good nyborg, man", from the movie Heavy Metal. There is a road in my area that sounds similar, and I can't help saying this whenever I hear the traffic report.