I mean men are made in his image, so does he? If he does what would it smell like?

heavenly

Lindor Truffles

I bet it smells like george bush

I've never seen turds fall from the sky though.. :scratchin: ;)

blue ice

I've never seen turds fall from the sky though.. :scratchin: ;)

What you don't have seagulls where you live? lol

What you don't have seagulls where you live? lol

LOL I mean like 'logs'.

What you don't have seagulls where you live? lol

maybe snow is god poop?

maybe snow is god poop?

Good point.. :scratchin:

Makes you wonder about Manna though.. :D

Do i sense this thread inexorably finding its way to the Cesspool?

And what is Sleet mixed with Rain Pellets and snow......Diarrea?

Poor Why? lol
Oh.. this is Shi's thread :o
lol

Do i sense this thread inexorably finding its way to the Cesspool?

How dare you!

this thread is just as good as any of the threads that other people (why?) post.

And what is Sleet mixed with Rain Pellets and snow......Diarrea?

Probably.. what is hail ? ;)

Poor Why? lol
Oh.. this is Shi's thread :o
lol

lol awesome

I think this belongs in the science section.

Probably.. what is hail ? ;)

too much meat in his diet?

too much meat in his diet?

Haha :D

scatophilic obsessions are the sign of a shitty life

scatophilic obsessions are the sign of a shitty life



:cool: This thread stinks :D


wait...I started this thread.


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Alf says "this thread rocks"!



Alf is always right.

And when he eats really spicy foods......lightning bolts shoot out is A$$

How dare you!

this thread is just as good as any of the threads that other people (why?) post.

Well, excuse me, but it begged the question: For instance, God is Spirit. Shit is mass. Big fuckin difficulty here...

Well, excuse me, but it begged the question: For instance, God is Spirit. Shit is mass. Big fuckin difficulty here...

I never specified what his shit would be made out of, maybe its holy shit?

I'd like to throw a turd from the top of a skyscraper and examine the pattern it makes as its hits the asphalt.

I think it's one explanation for creation.

I think it's one explanation for creation.

Are you related to spidergoat? :D

I think it's one explanation for creation.

Yes we are thats why he needed to rest on the seventh day, you'd need to rest too with a entire cosmos lodged in your colon. :D

I'd like to throw a turd from the top of a skyscraper and examine the pattern it makes as its hits the asphalt.

Twice in the same evening, and you're talking about shit! Lol

;)

Are you related to spidergoat? :D

Possibly. I am related to Harry K. Thaw, the 1st man in US history to get off on a murder charge with an insanity plea.

If god poops then....

is he regular? Perhaps some of that smiting and smoting is a sign of the frustration from irregular bowell syndrome or constipation. Or could be some rectal blockage such as Jerry Falwell getting too close when constantly kissing the lord's ass and getting sucked up into the vortex.

Skip the candle at church next time. God has central heating and electricity (he invented everythong) and instead set out an offering such as whole bran cereal or a bottle of Ex-Lax.

Ok well who wipes his butt then? and Does he use Cottonelle?

Ok well who wipes his butt then? and Does he use Cottonelle?

Mormons?

Mormons?

Mormons wipe his butt or he uses mormons to wipe with?

Mormons wipe his butt or he uses mormons to wipe with?

THE LATTER DAY SAINTS

If I wanted and had the ability to create life for the purpose of worshiping me, I would endow such life with the capacity to question whether or not I poop. I would take great precauction that there would be absolutely no empirical proof of whether or not I poop. But yes, they would wonder. There would be songs around the campfire about my poop, but the proof would elude the eager minds in the dancing light...
But thats just me. I'm funny like that.

aye aye aye aye aye

I mean men are made in his image, so does he? If he does what would it smell like?

Man is like god but not the same as god; therefore, it is possible that god is unlike man in some ways and lack of shit is one of them.

OR... it's equally possible that he shits like a good 'un AND that it tastes like chocolate ice-cream.

Does God shit? Yes, there are terrorists, religious extremists, and militant politicians everywhere. What more evidence do you need? The Middle East and Washington are His favorite shitholes.

Did I not say this thread would end up here?

Did I not say this thread would end up here?

God's not particular, He craps here too.:)

Yeh... I suppose...

This universe is the fart out of Joe blow god's butt and accidentally crapped nuggets because the lowlife is gross. That's why freaky crap like flowers growing from a pile of shit happens and also why the universe is expanding as god's fart of a universe is dissipating and we will all fall through a black hole down the toilet.

This universe is the fart out of Joe blow god's butt and accidentally crapped nuggets because the lowlife is gross. That's why freaky crap like flowers growing from a pile of shit happens and also why the universe is expanding as god's fart of a universe is dissipating and we will all fall through a black hole down the toilet.

ah, so you gay now!:shrug:

i have no idea if god is gay. i'm sure it's the biggest slut of all time though.

He poops everytime Sandy opens his mouth.

Does god poop? Of course he does. Where do you think creationists come from?

This thread is the biggest load of crap I have ever seen.

If he poops he must eat.
What does God eat ?

...Souls ?

Fillet of Fish .....Biggie Fries and a Strawberry Milkshake.

A shame that nobody could take this question seriously.

I have recently spent some time researching this very question. Not just "Does God poop?" (Meaning the Christian God, of course.) But, is there any record of any deity defecating.

There are only two references to be found. One in which Zeus rained down a golden shower upon Danae to father Perseus. And another from the Northwest Indian mythos where the Raven flies over the ocean shitting. Where his shit hits the water it forms islands.

That's it.

Of course, google is notoriously difficult when it comes to these types of things, but you'd think that more would be readily available than just these two myths from all the myths in the world to choose from.

Do you realize that your behavior in this thread is indicative of the very trait within humanity that led to this dearth of excretion in myth? The same trait in which people on television don't go to the bathroom outside of the occasional fart joke?

A man I know, a man who is unphilosophical to his core, pontificated long and uttered these sacred words which seem to sum up the whole message portrayed by this thread:
"You know, I was thinking, wouldn't it be a better world if we were all born without buttholes?"

A shame that nobody could take this question seriously.

You're kidding, right? No doubt if God dropped a big turd on the Earth right now that some eyes would be opened. Although I think it a novel way for God to express His opinion we would have to ask an even more important question.... What does God use for asswipe?

More of the same.

By the way, there is no god, but the stories that are concocted about such beings say a lot about the story tellers.

As do the comments in this thread.

No God? No shit.

Every few million years God unloads a Big One. The last thing those dinos said (in dino lingo) before the impact: 'Holy Shit!"

Every few million years God unloads a Big One. The last thing those dinos said (in dino lingo) before the impact: 'Holy Shit!"

Poor dinos discovered dark matter the hard way.:D