superluminal
12-07-07, 08:01 PM
Do you know what a napkin is?
A sleepy relative! Ha!
Ok. C'mon. Bring it...
A sleepy relative! Ha!
Ok. C'mon. Bring it...
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View Full Version : Does anyone know... superluminal 12-07-07, 08:01 PM Do you know what a napkin is? A sleepy relative! Ha! Ok. C'mon. Bring it... Read-Only 12-07-07, 08:32 PM A cow with no legs. Ground beef. superluminal 12-07-07, 08:32 PM Good one! Read-Only 12-07-07, 08:46 PM Good one! Thank you. :) How about the brown stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives. superluminal 12-07-07, 09:05 PM My palomino is my best friend. He's from italy. draqon 12-07-07, 09:06 PM huh? Orleander 12-07-07, 09:08 PM My palomino is my best friend. He's from italy. LOL, palomino. LOL That's a new one to me. superluminal 12-07-07, 09:18 PM LOL, palomino. LOL That's a new one to me. I'm hoping for some originality in this thread. Make em up! It dosen't matter how horribly bad they may be. :D superluminal 12-07-07, 09:20 PM huh? A palomino is a kind of horse. But if an italian (in an american stereotype of an italian accent) said hes a "pal of mine" it might sound like "palo mino". Get it? :D draqon 12-07-07, 09:21 PM A palomino is a kind of horse. But if an italian (in an american stereotype of an italian accent) said hes a "pal of mine" it might sound like "palo mino". Get it? :D ohh...yeah I am not a intellectual in these sort of terms. Orleander 12-07-07, 09:22 PM An armless man in the water? Bob Read-Only 12-07-07, 09:26 PM I'm hoping for some originality in this thread. Make em up! It dosen't matter how horribly bad they may be. :D No matter how bad, eh? And make 'em up? OK - why did the parrot refuse to have a duck near her cage? Polly didn't WANT a quacker! Read-Only 12-07-07, 09:27 PM Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station. Why did he cross back over? BP was cheaper. Orleander 12-07-07, 09:29 PM Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did draqon cross the road? he heard the chicken was easy Why did Peta cross the road? she heard the chicken was Asian. superluminal 12-07-07, 09:35 PM No matter how bad, eh? And make 'em up? OK - why did the parrot refuse to have a duck near her cage? Polly didn't WANT a quacker! Excellent! Read-Only 12-07-07, 09:40 PM Excellent! Thank you - and I really liked your "palomino." :D What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? "Ellifino." ( Say it VERY quickly!) ;) superluminal 12-07-07, 09:42 PM Thank you - and I really liked your "palomino." :D What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? "Ellifino." ( Say it VERY quickly!) ;) Ha! An italian elf? Read-Only 12-07-07, 09:50 PM Ha! An italian elf? Not bad.;) Now break it down into syllables - the first "I" you encounter is a single syllable by itself... shorty_37 12-07-07, 09:51 PM What do you give a sick pig? oinkment shorty_37 12-07-07, 09:53 PM What do you call a giant sized pickle? a DILLdo omg I must be overtired lmao superluminal 12-07-07, 10:07 PM Not bad.;) Now break it down into syllables - the first "I" you encounter is a single syllable by itself... Ah! Of course! 'Ell if I know old chap! superluminal 12-07-07, 10:08 PM What do you give a sick pig? oinkment ... What do you call a giant sized pickle? a DILLdo omg I must be overtired lmao Yes! shorty_37 12-07-07, 10:11 PM Yes! LOL.......stupid things come to your brain when you haven't slept in a long time :D Read-Only 12-07-07, 10:18 PM Ah! Of course! 'Ell if I know old chap! Ta-DA!!! Job well done! ;):D:) |