this thread will be a continuation of "Does Size Matter?"

and no substitutes, fellas. want this to be as scientifically accurate as possible. :D

I'm a head in a jar with very long tentacles, does that count?

I'm a head in a jar with very long tentacles, does that count?

:rolleyes: well, if that's all there is to you. :D
hey! you didn't vote. if you are a man, you must vote upon entry. :p

:rolleyes: well, if that's all there is to you.
hey! you didn't vote. if you are a man, you must vote upon entry.

So, should I measure one of my tentacles?

You know this poll is very unscientific. Studies have shown men say their penis is larger than it actually it.

Just compare "surveys" to actual research.

That's why there is a range

Looks to me nubian, no one is going to vote.

But what good is the range? I mean... look at the range "5 to 6.5 inches." First off... that is a huge ass range. Second, if someone has a 6.1 inch penis, they will think "0.5 inches is not much at all..." so they will probably vote 6.6 inches... in the third choice.

is this erect or soft?

I knew guy with one inch soft but was over 6 when erect and as erect is when it counts during sex this difference needs to be made clearer. Also if no one votes we can safely assume sci forum blokes are on the er.......small side.

But what good is the range? I mean... look at the range "5 to 6.5 inches." First off... that is a huge ass range. Second, if someone has a 6.1 inch penis, they will think "0.5 inches is not much at all..." so they will probably vote 6.6 inches... in the third choice.

Hmm we'll have to take that bias into consideration while quantifying the data.

Hmm we'll have to take that bias into consideration while quantifying the data.

Now it's game theory. Voters know we will be taking this into consideration... so they will vote even higher. So we take that into consideration. However, the voters know this and will vote even higher. In the end, everyone has 8+ inch penis.

Now it's game theory. Voters know we will be taking this into consideration... so they will vote even higher. So we take that into consideration. However, the voters know this and will vote even higher. In the end, everyone has 8+ inch penis.

First lets see a vote.

First lets see a vote.

teehee

all right! :rolleyes:

the measurement given will be the measurement excepted unless evidence shows that you guys are lying thru your teeth. the measurement should be at full erection (or as full as you can get it). :p
come on guys. this is a private poll. no one will know your names or who said what.
i really am interested. in the science that is. :D

the measurement should be at full erection
This is just a trick so you can tell all your friends about the guys sat in front of a monitor with their trousers down and hard-on :D

i really am interested. in the science that is. :D
what science?

what does snot'wuh stand for?

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56060&page=1&pp=20

Spread through that thread, but a shorter explanation has been PM'd.

This is just a trick so you can tell all your friends about the guys sat in front of a monitor with their trousers down and hard-on :D

What a fairy tale! Like none of the guys remember their size????

Sure, alright, of course, I believe you (NOT)!

There you go.

What a fairy tale! Like none of the guys remember their size????
Remember? From what? Do you think we actually measure? If so I'm in a minority. It's never ocurred to me to measure...

This thread is making me flaccid.

There you go.

Hey supe!! where have you been?

I missed you!

Remember? From what? Do you think we actually measure? If so I'm in a minority. It's never ocurred to me to measure...

No of course not! I bet you've never even seen it in the light of day.

This thread is making me flaccid.

Check out the pics of Sienna whatsername in Muslims thread.

That should help :D

Hey supe!! where have you been?

I missed you!
At work.

Work. Eat. Sleep. Work. Eat. Sleep. Work. Eat... Work. Sleep. Work.

At work.

Work. Eat. Sleep. Work. Eat. Sleep. Work. Eat... Work. Sleep. Work.

Wow! Must be hard work keeping all those women satisfied!

Check out the pics of Sienna whatsername in Muslims thread.

That should help :D

Cannot find it. Which thread of his? There are quite a few.

Cannot find it. Which thread of his? There are quite a few.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56206

Wow! Must be hard work keeping all those women satisfied!
Oh brother. That's in really baaad taste. Can't pull the wool over your eyes. I'm on the lamb. Fleecing my business partners. I'm three sheeps to the wind. Ewe know what I mean?

There. Happy?

Oh brother. That's in really baaad taste. Can't pull the wool over your eyes. I'm on the lamb. Fleecing my business partners. I'm three sheeps to the wind. Ewe know what I mean?

There. Happy?

:p very!

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56206

She doesn't do it for me. Here is what does:

http://www.sosalty.com/sites/Kacie_Lou/005.jpg

Well sort of. I'm fairly picky.

For reference I think that you *ahem* ladies have made a slight mistake in the poll. If you'd asked for sizes in metric then you would have probably received more accurate answers for this reason:
no matter what the "actual" size is it will sound gratifyingly large (to those that are particularly cared about it) in millimetres

Doubt it... he would just adjust the length to sound reasonable. If a 25% increase sounds reasonable, he'll do it. A 5 inch penis becomes 6.25 inches.

She doesn't do it for me. Here is what does:

http://www.sosalty.com/sites/Kacie_Lou/005.jpg

Well sort of. I'm fairly picky.

Not Bad at all!

I think Muslim's ex(?)girlfriend was better looking than Sunny whoever.

Yeah, but posting 127 would be more "gratifying" than 5. And after seeing 127, 159 might seem a but too much of an increase

Hmm I just saw the results of the poll:

The data doesn't speak well of the sciforumers:

"Penis size (and its relationship to intelligence)
Rushton has stated that the evolution of intelligence is inversely related to the evolution of penis size, representing a genetic trade-off saying "it's more brain or more penis. You can't have everything."

http://www.thevarsity.ca/media/storage/paper285/news/2005/02/10/Science/So.Really.does.Size.Matter-858622.shtml?norewrite200607122104&sourcedomain=www.thevarsity.ca

Not Bad at all!

I think Muslim's ex(?)girlfriend was better looking than Sunny whoever.

I'm picky... but I think I pick good ones. I am more for the girl that gives the impression of "nice girl." Whether or not she is, that does not matter... it's the impression given by her looks.

That is just looks anyway. Personality is a different story.

"Penis size (and its relationship to intelligence)
Rushton has stated that the evolution of intelligence is inversely related to the evolution of penis size, representing a genetic trade-off saying "it's more brain or more penis. You can't have everything."

http://www.thevarsity.ca/media/storage/paper285/news/2005/02/10/Science/So.Really.does.Size.Matter-858622.shtml?norewrite200607122104&sourcedomain=www.thevarsity.ca

I don't know. Does testosterone have anything to do with penis size? I ask because I saw a study of mathematicians. It linked DHEA (or testosterone.. either one/... cannot remember) to their creavity levels and productiveness in their work.

Frankly I think the study is crap;

But what if its true? :eek:

According to the current polls 75% of sciforumers (males) are morons.

the science is defining the fact and fiction. personally, i agree that one can have too much of a good thing. example, a 9.5 inch penis. by the way, it never occurred to me to make the measurement metric. sorry, you guys. i think one inch is equal to 2.54 centimeters? :confused: that would make one inch, 25.4 mm, right? you'll have to pardon the stupid american. anyone who agrees will be severely punished. :mad:

now if you men are really that hung up on anonymously voting on the size of your penis go on and be babies and don't vote. :p
really, i was only trying to get you guys to come to the conclusion that most of you are probably in the same size range and most likely not extremely large. that evidence tends to point in the direction that bigger is usually not better. it isn't for me. the best sex i've ever had was with a man boasting 5 inches fully erect.

I use mine as a belt.

I use mine as a belt.

for you or your pet ant? :p

that evidence tends to point in the direction that bigger is usually not better. it isn't for me. the best sex i've ever had was with a man boasting 5 inches fully erect.

You're female?

You're female?
How many male nubian concubines do you actually know?

redarmy - lol

How many male nubian concubines do you actually know?

I just didn't know what concubine means. Now I do. Well, sort of. Female in some marriage.

Concubine: Asian inspired apparel and fashion accessories

Concubine: Asian inspired apparel and fashion accessories

con·cu·bine (kŏng'kyə-bīn', kŏn'-) pronunciation
n.

1. Law. A woman who cohabits with a man without being legally married to him.
2. In certain societies, such as imperial China, a woman contracted to a man as a secondary wife, often having few legal rights and low social status.

I just didn't know what concubine means.
Her name's a mis-spelling of "Nubile Porcupine".

Nubile Porcupine- you can look but you can't touch

Brain size?!..............Yes!!!!

You're female?

:bugeye: yees!

kat, oli...you are absolutely right. :D
there are so many things i could do but can't, what with the husband and all. :p

oh yeah, i can see this is going to be a purely objective poll... :rolleyes: pictures may be more convincing, but honestly, nobody wants to see that.

oh yeah, i can see this is going to be a purely objective poll... :rolleyes: pictures may be more convincing, but honestly, nobody wants to see that.

I'd do it if it did not result in a ban.

i mean, you could try pixelating it, but i would still refer you to the previous argument. :)

I hate when I'm taking a shit and my dick gets wet in the toilet bowl.

Is that because:

A. you produce superturds which produce a toilet bowl tsunami?
B. your ass is so tiny you sink into the toilet bowl?
C. you are hung like sperm whale?
D. getting a wet dick in a toilet bowl is natural?

I've been examining the competition:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Size
As a general rule, an animal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species — even between closely related species. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 inches) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. The common chimpanzee, or Pan troglodytes, has the third largest penis size among the great apes: in comparison, the human penis is larger than that of the common chimpanzee, both proportional to body size and in absolute terms. While results vary across studies, the general consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 14.5 cm (5.7 inches) in length and 12.7 cm (5 in) in circumference when fully engorged with blood during arousal. According to a survey of 1,500 men that claimed that average size was long 15 cm by 12.7 cm around (5.9-5 in), the most common size was 14.6 cm (5.75 inches) and 78% of men had erect penes between 13.3 and 17.1 cm (5.25-6.75 in). It also said 13.3 cm (5.25 inches) was the most common girth, with 78.4% measuring between 12.1 and 14 cm around (4.75 and 5.5 in).

In the realm of absolute size, the smallest vertebrate penis belongs to the common shrew (5 mm or 0.2 inches)

The largest penis belongs to the blue whale estimated at over 2 m (more than 6½ feet)
Wiki is noted for it's unreliability of course. This so-called 'largest penis' is smaller than mine by approximately 18 miles.

Detailed article on human penis size (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size)

This so-called 'largest penis' is smaller than mine by approximately 18 miles.


My wife once foolishly tried to entangle the little mountain range known as my penis. She had to swing it across the moon (twice) to keep it unwrapped.

Then she said: 'i've seen bigger'.

I hate when I'm taking a shit and my dick gets wet in the toilet bowl.

It's customary to use the seat.

My wife once foolishly tried to entangle the little mountain range known as my penis. She had to swing it across the moon (twice) to keep it unwrapped.

Then she said: 'i've seen bigger'.

wish i had a tape measure...or would i need one of those tools used to measure terrestrial distance? :D

It's not common to get a wet dick when you shit?

I've heard that a common ailment for senior citizens is that their balls hang in the water when they shit. Apparently, your balls sag farther and farther as you age....

sometimes i'm so jealous that i can't urinate anywhere or spell my name in it. and there are times when i'm glad i don't have anything to hang into the toilet water. :D

I've heard that a common ailment for senior citizens is that their balls hang in the water when they shit. Apparently, your balls sag farther and farther as you age....


something/s got to take up the slack.

I find size matters when nothing else about you does.

something/s got to take up the slack.

reminds me of that cartoon with the older woman standing at a bus stop with a younger man wearing a t-shirt that says "show me your tits"...
and the old woman pulls her dress up showing her knees...
and her breasts between them. :D

I find size matters when nothing else about you does.

come now. personality counts. :p

reminds me of that cartoon with the older woman standing at a bus stop with a younger man wearing a t-shirt that says "show me your tits"...
and the old woman pulls her dress up showing her knees...
and her breasts between them. :D
Oh, fantastic. Another night's sleep ruined. And no, not for the reasons you imagine.

And no, not for the reasons you imagine.

damn. thought i was gonna get to tease you. :D

theres some liars here, cause from a previous poll the age range here is fairly young, and I know you young uns arent slingin 8 inches yet

Whats worrying is someone said under 5 inches, surely there isn't a man alive who would honestly say that.
I voted honestly for 2. I bet roman voted for 8 inchs because he forgot to subtract his banana.

Huuuummm... I'm going to answer the pool... just a sec... I gotta call my wife to measure it... :D:D:D

I have better things to do than to measure my penis. :bugeye:
Like write silly stuff at Sciforums.

I voted 8 inches.

I voted 8 inches.

evidence?

He said he voted 8 inchs.

imaplanck receives the "I paid attention" award.

http://home.comcast.net/~ketubah/tonermishap/questions.jpg

imaplanck receives the "I paid attention" award.

http://home.comcast.net/~ketubah/tonermishap/questions.jpg

you are both sacked and all awards pass to me, the poll question, is 'is your penis length' if you voted 8 inches, then you vote that your penis is 8 inches, unless you now confess you lied on the pole? er I mean poll (pun)

As I have said, this poll would not be taken seriously. I said that way back. I voted 8 inches after I noticed others have done the same before anyone even voted honestly.

I have better things to do than to measure my penis. :bugeye:
I've done it a few times when I was a teenager, actually. This was just the first time I've done in pubic... errrr... public! :D

Like write silly stuff at Sciforums.
So this is now NOT silly!?
*crosses arms*

As I have said, this poll would not be taken seriously. I said that way back. I voted 8 inches after I noticed others have done the same before anyone even voted honestly.
Why lie?! 16 cms is already quite a nice size. Who needs a gigantic penis? :p

What is the scientifically verified average, anyone?

I suppose girth matters more than length, what is your girth chaps?

What is the scientifically verified average, anyone?

5.8 inches average for world

6.5 inches UK

5.1 inches europe

3.7 inches USA

US 3.7

rofl

Anyway that would make the poll here pretty honest appart for about 7 who were measuring back from their ass.

what if it is 5, 6.5, or 8 inches? You can't really give an answer to the poll then.

what if it is 5, 6.5, or 8 inches? You can't really give an answer to the poll then.

i doubt that any man would round down when measuring his penis. if it is exactly 5, or 6.5 or even 8 (which i would find amazing) then by all means put yourselves into the next category. if i wanted exact measurements i'd be chasing you all with a ruler. :D

The accepted average is 5.7 inches (at least for the US).

I suppose girth matters more than length, what is your girth chaps?

8 inches.

The accepted average is 5.7 inches (at least for the US).



8 inches.

Do you have a third leg stitched into all your trousers :rolleyes:

I got to wear pants for boxers. And they have to made of industrial strength fabrics to keep from ripping.

What is the scientifically verified average, anyone?
14.75cm

5.8 inches average for world

6.5 inches UK

5.1 inches europe

3.7 inches USA
Brazil: 7 inches :D

14.75cm
I didn't realize we had to go SI to satisfy women aswell :D . It makes it sound like the margin that I beat that by is even more though.

If i wanted exact measurements i'd be chasing you all with a ruler. :D
Want my address? ;)

Wooooooooooo.....!!!! :D

i doubt that any man would round down when measuring his penis.
that's not necessarily true.

Want my address? ;)

if you're like every other man here i could simply tell you which direction to turn to and i could follow rifle barrel back to the clip. :D

that's not necessarily true.

if not, he would be a very confident man. :)

if you're like every other man here i could simply tell you which direction to turn to and i could follow rifle barrel back to the clip. :D
Very funny :)

I don't know if it's a confidence thing... I don't feel that the size of my penis defines me (or my masculinity), but perhaps I have another crutch (!!) to lean on. I'd be unlikely to underestimate my IQ if it came up on a poll, for example.

Very funny :)
thankyou :D

II'd be unlikely to underestimate my IQ if it came up on a poll, for example.
different strokes, i guess.
get it? strokes?! hah, hah! :D

strokes... :rolleyes: :D

Btw, I personally enjoy being one of the 24%... :D

As for the last group, most of them are probably lying.

You probably are, too.

No I'm not! Ask my wife! :D

She could be lying to help fill a longed desire to really have a big one. But, she is stuck with you.

How's that for an answer?

Haha.

I don't think her screams are lying!

Ha! Take that! :D

I don't think her screams are lying!

Either you are hurting her with your monster or she is lying... again, to fill the need she can no longer have.

Oh fuck you! You don't even have a girlfriend to start with, you... you... LOSER! :D

If she lies, why she wants to have sex everyday and we often spend half an hour doing the deed? :D

ROFL!

Easy... imagination can go a long way. Involve all 5 senses in your imagination and they get real enough.

Ha... so that's how you survive loneliness, eh? :D

No you are just narrowminded. You only see what you want to see. You believe what sounds right... even though it might be cleverly masked by the opposite.

Bullshit! Tell me, how many times have you had sex, lately? Ah? Do you have a girlfriend? Nope. But I have a wife and we sleep all the time. So who should we believe here, Mr Absane? :D

Where's your evidence!? :rolleyes:

Bullshit! Tell me, how many times have you had sex, lately? Ah? Do you have a girlfriend? Nope. But I have a wife and we sleep all the time. So who should we believe here, Mr Absane? :D

Where's your evidence!? :rolleyes:

You are arguing from experience to prove your experience is correct. What kind of sense does that make?

Besides how do you know me? I don't recall talking about sexual partners around here.

You said you didn't have a girlfriend and you are virgin....

Where?

don't worry, Truth. women don't scream for no reason and they don't want to have sex for nothing. :D

I'm not worried... :bugeye:

I think the little strip shows she does for me are just... impressive... :D

I think the little strip shows she does for me are just... impressive... :D

well, hell. if she strips for you, you know she loves it. :D