If God has a mind, does he have a brain?

.....does god have a penis?!

If so how big is it?

I bet its small, a guy who had to create s race of beings to worship him so he can feel good about himself...I mean come on ...I bet hed drive a huge black truck too . =p

Lol :D

I bet its small,

What his brain is small or his penis? :shrug: lol

What his brain is small or his penis? :shrug: lol

I think you know :bugeye:

Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

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Isn't God male?? I'm gonna have to say no then.

;)Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

Well he had a son

But Mary was a virgin. :eek:

Isn't God male?? I'm gonna have to say no then.

GOD doesn't take after your husband ;)

But Mary was a virgin. :eek:

hes really really small

But Mary was a virgin. :eek:

So am I

Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

Why not, if he has a brain why not a penis.

I wonder if he has an ass hole :scratchin: Hmm must be, how else did he crap all over us..

hes really really small

I'd have to agree with that. I've seen the Greek statues that prove it.

i already made a thread about that enmos :D

So am I

:bugeye: :roflmao: ;)

Mary was conceived through the Holy Spirit - not the same as God.

Mary was conceived through the Holy Spirit - not the same as God.

What a skank!

slut.

How does having sex with the Holy Spirit make you a slut? Isn't the Holy Spirit a higher form of being than a human? That makes her lucky - not a slut.

A lucky slut!

How does having sex with the Holy Spirit make you a slut? Isn't the Holy Spirit a higher form of being than a human? That makes her lucky - not a slut.

Did she consent, or did the Holy Spirit rape her ?

I hope that I get nailed by the "HOLY SPIRIT" tonight.

I hope that I get nailed by the "HOLY SPIRIT" tonight.

you dirty girl you :)

No I am clean at the moment :D

Say no to the holy spirit.

No I am clean at the moment :D

you clean girl you :bugeye:?

Say no to the holy spirit.

Don't worry I will go to confession afterwards.;)

No I am clean at the moment :D

so the German Sherherd got all the peanut butter licked off? :shrug:

Ouch!

I don't see why he should have a brain, unless hes a mammal?

I don't see why he should have a brain, unless hes a mammal?

What !? Lizards don't have a brain ?

http://www.g0tr00t.co.uk/RaptorJesus/RaptorJesus04.jpg



theres no way hes a mammal, look at his son!

so the German Sherherd got all the peanut butter licked off? :shrug:

HUH? are you on Crack? Stop telling us your about your sexual desires...

HUH? are you on Crack? Stop telling us your about your sexual desires...

Do you even need to ask? :rolleyes:

Lucky German Shepard.

Do you even need to ask? :rolleyes:

Crack is whack! If I've learned anything from Whitney Houston, its that.

Mary consented to her immaculate conception. It wasn't rape.

Then joseph aint gonna have to pay no damn child support!

God is all the support Jesus needed.

God is all the support Jesus needed.

Yea but dad had to work late on crusifiction day

God is all the support Jesus needed.

Yea but dad had to work late on crusifiction day...poor poor jesus

God wasn't the Dad. It was the Holy Spirit. True, God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are one in a sense.

So really Jesus and the Holy Spirit are Sockpuppets of God? I think that is against the rules!!

God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are one in a sense.
yeah, non-sense

Mary was conceived through the Holy Spirit - not the same as God.
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M*W: Don't christians believe in the trinity? Aren't the F,S & HS considered to be one entity? I want to know exactly how the HS planted his seed in Mary. Oh, yeah, I forgot. That's one of those mysteries of christianity. Did Mary enjoy it? Did she have an orgasm? You know all those pictures of Mary have her eyes rolling in her head. Surely, that shows Mary feeling the sensation of ecstacy.








Virgin birth, my ass!

Well, virgin births have been recorded among many animals.

you mean uni sex animals?

No.

"He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar. "
-Chuang-tzu (369 BC - 286 BC)

serious answer: no, god does not have a brain, but he has intelligence.

That's what I thought. But, then how can God have a mind without a brain?

That's what I thought. But, then how can God have a mind without a brain?

You must have a brain without a mind! :D

Well, if God doesn't have a brain but still has a mind, then isn't God's mind significantly different than ours?

Well, if God doesn't have a brain but still has a mind, then isn't God's mind significantly different than ours?

Yours is, that's for certain!

If God has a mind, does he have a brain?

No, none at all, the mind is not God, but the mind exists independantly of the brain

No, none at all, the mind is not God, but the mind exists independantly of the brain
ROFL welcome back!

Man's mind exists independently from the brain? Try telling that to retards and motorcycle accident victims.

That's what I thought. But, then how can God have a mind without a brain?
the smaller brain you have, the better. look at ants, they're so perfect... and atoms are even more perfect. so how perfect do you think god is, who doesn't even have a physical body that limits him? the brain limits (focuses) the mind.

god can have a brain if he goes inside a human body, like he did with jesus. but normally he doesn't have...

Man's mind exists independently from the brain? Try telling that to retards and motorcycle accident victims.

the mind is like a signal going into a tv. if the tv breaks, it can't receive the signal properly, so it becomes retarded.

Man's mind exists independently from the brain? Try telling that to retards and motorcycle accident victims.

I think you exist separately from your brain.

Man's mind exists independently from the brain? Try telling that to retards and motorcycle accident victims.

What do you mean? All that proves is that the brain is linked the body...

An ant's brain is not better than mine, especially when I step on him. Squish!

An ant's brain is not better than mine, especially when I step on him. Squish!

Thats highly debatable

The mind is clearly within the brain. It isn't a signal from outside.

The mind is clearly within the brain. It isn't a signal from outside.

Can you prove that?

Why, do you disagree?

Why, could you prove him wrong if he did?

Why bother, unless he did?

Why bother, unless he did?

Way to dodge the question :D

If so how big is it?
his brain or penis? :p

Mary consented to her immaculate conception. It wasn't rape.

But she didn't know it.. :confused:

I think you exist separately from your brain.

You mean just Why? or everyone ?

God wasn't the Dad. It was the Holy Spirit. True, God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are one in a sense.
so if God+Holy Spirit+Jebus=One
then God sacrificed Himself to Himself to correct the Sin He created Himself in the first place...
hmmm and you wonder why we call you xians deluded :D

If God has a mind, does he have a brain?
who are you asking
,GOD dont hang out here! ;)

If God has a mind, does he have a brain?


I don't think so.

Having a brain is a limitation imposed upon us by nature.

God cannot be limited can he?