Just as the title reads, do you? If so post pics or GTFO.



My dog. (chrish.100megs42.com/pictures/Sid_1024_5.jpg) She's a Dobe/something. Most say Lab so I tend to go with that.

Oh, the humility!

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Cuuuute:D

Oh, the humility!

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That poor poor dog.... :D

I guess no one else around here has a pet?

I have a dog and a cat living with me.

Nope. No pets, unless you count my Koi and they aren't really pets.

I grew up with animals, always a dog or two, or three and cats, cats, cats. I had dogs, cats, iguana, ferrets, ducks, chickens, turkeys, parakeets, canaries, pigeons, a goose, rabbits and a goat,

When my kids were growing up we had pets.

Now that my wife and I are retired we no longer have pets. When our last dog died we decided to not get another one. we travel a lot and it wouldn't be fair to have a pet.


As the saying goes, "True freedom is when the last kid moves out and the dog dies."

I love animals
Have
2 dogs
3 cats
a budgie
and god knows how many fish:)

As the saying goes, "True freedom is when the last kid moves out and the dog dies."

Can't argue with that one bit.

I grew up with animals, always a dog or two, or three and cats, cats, cats. I had dogs, cats, iguana, ferrets, ducks, chickens, turkeys, parakeets, canaries, pigeons, a goose, rabbits and a goat,

I knew a guy that had a pig, which was odd, but a goose??? wtF? :bugeye:

I have a Pitbull / Rottweiler mix and a Malamute / Golden Retriever mix. I used to have a different pitbull, but it died, and I've gone through 5 cats.

Those pitbulls though, they're the sweetest dogs ever.

I knew a guy that had a pig, which was odd, but a goose??? wtF? :bugeye:

a farm.

my grandparents had a farm (my grandmother still has it but dont know what she will do with it now she doesnt have pop) my cousins (who lived next door where as we lived in the city) refused to eat lamb because "it came from nan and pops padocks". The idiocy of that was that we city slickers were quite happy to eat lamb vertually fresh from the padock. Some of the best lamb i have ever had actually

I grew up with pets: 3 turtles, 2 hedgehogs, 1 small nano-small dog (fits in a pocket), 3 cats, 1 bunny, 1 hamster, 1 mole, 2 lizards

my grandparents had a farm (my grandmother still has it but dont know what she will do with it now she doesnt have pop) my cousins (who lived next door where as we lived in the city) refused to eat lamb because "it came from nan and pops padocks". The idiocy of that was that we city slickers were quite happy to eat lamb vertually fresh from the padock. Some of the best lamb i have ever had actually

well lucky you. I also partially grew up on a farm with chickens, wild rabbits (lots of them stealing the cabbage), farm mice, small rabbits ... and guess what "fresh chicken" ;) all the time

my parents do keep chickens but mainly for eggs not meat, that is partually because in the city its very hard to keep a rooster because they make to much noise

my parents do keep chickens but mainly for eggs not meat, that is partually because in the city its very hard to keep a rooster because they make to much noise

That reminds me of Kramer in Seinfeld...

Although I have to ask, if your parents live in the city, where do they keep the chickens?? I mean, that has to be a real pain in the ass keeping chickens in the city..

actually its not really. Firstly by the city i was refering to the suberbs, they have a normal quarter acre block (sorry as i said one half of my family is country so i have picked up some of there speach). Secondly dad built them a cage thats about 5m x 5m x 3m (i think) that ataches to the vegi garden so they can let the choocks straight into the garden in the off season. Also they let them out to wander around the back yard normally and the 2 dogs protect them and have no problem with them. They feed them household scraps so and get eggs and good fertiliser out of them. They also turn over the soil in the veg garden and fertize it so they get even better veg

My KoKo:
http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i207069_Koko.JPG

I knew a guy that had a pig, which was odd, but a goose??? wtF? :bugeye:


We were farmers, mainly poultry. We had a couple thousand chickens, Plymouth Rocks, Rhode Island Reds and Black Jersey Giants, plus Muscovy Ducks. We also raised a few turkeys, pigeons (squab) and rabbits for personal consumption. The goat and goose were pets.

Most of the dogs and cats were to keep down vermin.

We were farmers, mainly poultry. We had a couple thousand chickens, Plymouth Rocks, Rhode Island Reds and Black Jersey Giants, plus Muscovy Ducks. We also raised a few turkeys, pigeons (squab) and rabbits for personal consumption. The goat and goose were pets.

Most of the dogs and cats were to keep down vermin.

We had plain white ducks, my uncle had Muscovy's. They were a lot more agressive and bigger. They were like geese in ducks clothing. Did you have an Guinea hens? We did. noisy noisy

2 Female cats called Hitler and Gary

My parents live on a small acreage, so they have a few.

Sam
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/xelios/sam.jpg

Kittens (about 3.5 months old now)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/xelios/kittens1.jpg

Buddy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/xelios/buddy2.jpg

does "Buddy" behave like a buddy? or does "Buddy" bite?

my grandparents had a farm (my grandmother still has it but dont know what she will do with it now she doesnt have pop) my cousins (who lived next door where as we lived in the city) refused to eat lamb because "it came from nan and pops padocks". The idiocy of that was that we city slickers were quite happy to eat lamb vertually fresh from the padock. Some of the best lamb i have ever had actually

Ah, ok, that explains it. I kind of thought that it was more like the suburbs but wasn't sure.


We were farmers, mainly poultry. We had a couple thousand chickens, Plymouth Rocks, Rhode Island Reds and Black Jersey Giants, plus Muscovy Ducks. We also raised a few turkeys, pigeons (squab) and rabbits for personal consumption. The goat and goose were pets.

Also explains things!

i got a dog. she is the coolest dog in the world. in the past i have had a pet lizard and 2 snakes

All those cats and dogs are SO cute! I have dogs and cats. They look like this:

http://www.lealynn.com/Royce300.gif

http://www.youngcubs.com/dogs/Doberman%20Pinscher.jpg

http://www.gotthelookpersiancats.com/assets/images/persian_cat_white.jpg

http://www.alvaretz.com/gallery/kittens2000/3_alvaretz_orange_equipment.jpg

Sandy...with you everything "looks like this"...and I "look like this"...and my love looks "like this".

Come on, take a picture of the real thing.

Because from very far away...very very far away, I look like this --------> .

and here's a picture of my turtle from very far away, it looks like this --------> .

and my pet cat from very far away also looks like this -------> .

I'm not posting my pets' pictures here. It would take too long to scan, edit, etc.

I'm not posting my pets' pictures here. It would take too long to scan, edit, etc.

didn't that reply take too long to type? isn't it overwhelming?

No. It took two seconds. To go find, edit, scan, resize, and redo a bunch of pics is not worth my time. Get over it. :)

oh boy...two second is so much...oh I just can't take it. I mean its just overwhelming.

No. It took two seconds. To go find, edit, scan, resize, and redo a bunch of pics is not worth my time. Get over it. :)

fuck i am lazy as shit and even i think thats really damn lazy

Yeah, amazing that with all the cellphones (even keyrings) having cameras, this thread doesn't have more pics.... Come on, we don't care if you pet a bunny when you were 6, we want to see the real things!

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Who are you calling fat?

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I can never upload any photos to this site it always says it have failed. Anyone know why this happens?

does "Buddy" behave like a buddy? or does "Buddy" bite?
Nah he's never bitten anyone. He barks when people knock on the door, but once we let someone in he goes and takes a nap or something. He really loves cameras, any time he sees one he'll pose until he hears the click, then gets all excited that he did such a good job :p

I can never upload any photos to this site it always says it have failed. Anyone know why this happens?
Just make an account at www.photobucket.com. You can upload photos of any size up to 1 mb.

Or use imageshack.us, you don't need an account. Use the second link provided (copy it into the textfield), once the photo is uploaded...

Identical to our cat Zelda

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/xelios/sam.jpg


ffffff

2 small miniature daschunds, one small terrier/chihuahua mix, and four mini daschund/terrier/chihuahua pups. Oh yeah, and a turtle.

- N

http://enmos.eu/tempdir/joep1.jpg

10 september 1989 - 2 january 2008

:bawl:

Sandy...with you everything "looks like this"...and I "look like this"...and my love looks "like this".

Come on, take a picture of the real thing.

Because from very far away...very very far away, I look like this --------> .

LMAO!!!! :thumbsup:


Enmos I had a cat looked exactly the same.....was his paws white too?

Enmos I had a cat looked exactly the same.....was his paws white too?

Hey Shorty, long time no see ! :)

Yes, it had white paws too.

http://enmos.eu/tempdir/joep2.jpg

http://enmos.eu/tempdir/joep3.jpg

Evil.

Evil.

Wha ?

Hey Shorty, long time no see ! :)

Yes, it had white paws too.





Enmos :)

My cat looked EXACTLY the same then. He died too.
(Smokey)

Enmos :)

My cat looked EXACTLY the same then. He died too.
(Smokey)

Yea, it sucks.. :bawl:
I'm sorry Smokey died Shorty :(

Yea, it sucks.. :bawl:
I'm sorry Smokey died Shorty :(

Oh well, my son is allergic to cats anyway. I had him before the kids
came around. Now I am stuck with BRUCE!! ( he is a little bastard lol)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/964/scifi863cp4.jpg

Ok signed up to photobucket cheers for that.

Here is Hitler

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/alexb123_photo/ForgivenessBelly003.jpg

Oh well, my son is allergic to cats anyway. I had him before the kids
came around. Now I am stuck with BRUCE!! ( he is a little bastard lol)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/964/scifi863cp4.jpg

He looks so innocent lol
What did he do, steal some cookies ? ;)

Ok signed up to photobucket cheers for that.

Here is Hitler

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/alexb123_photo/ForgivenessBelly003.jpg

Looks like my cat when he was young :)

Edit: I always do that, it was a 'she' not a 'he'...lol

He looks so innocent lol
What did he do, steal some cookies ? ;)

Looks are deceiving!!! Wait till I find one of him growling. He thinks everything in this house is HIS!! He thinks he is the boss!

Looks are deceiving!!! Wait till I find one of him growling. He thinks everything in this house is HIS!! He thinks he is the boss!

That what I meant, I don't trust cute looking dogs lol ;)

Enmos your cat needs to go on a diet. It is obviously up to many fats in its system as well as high cholesterol, please give it more greens as well.

Enmos your cat needs to go on a diet. It is obviously up to many fats in its system as well as high cholesterol, please give it more greens as well.

1. She was not fat at all, and she was on a special diet because of her kidney problems.

2. She's dead :(

1. She was not fat at all, and she was on a special diet because of her kidney problems.

2. She's dead :(

that explains it. If I had seen the cat in an earlier stage, I would have made a diagnosis and a cure, you would follow my instructions...and the cat would be alive and well. The main point to remember here is that we all die someday, so it's ok. We are reborn oncemore later, as cats or humans or other creatures of this world.

that explains it. If I had seen the cat in an earlier stage, I would have made a diagnosis and a cure, you would follow my instructions...and the cat would be alive and well. The main point to remember here is that we all die someday, so it's ok. We are reborn oncemore later, as cats or humans or other creatures of this world.

:mad: Shut up !

:mad: Shut up !

:( sorry.

:( sorry.

Sigh.. :o It's ok..
There was no way she was going to live much longer though, besides she was 18,5 years old already.

In future...we can make clones of our pets. And than program them to their instincts and memories...so that our children will live with their pets forever to never face the pain of suffering from the death of their beloved ones.

In future...we can make clones of our pets. And than program them to their instincts and memories...so that our children will live with their pets forever to never face the pain of suffering from the death of their beloved ones.

It wouldn't be the same..

It wouldn't be the same..

we can store the memory of our pets just before they die and reprogram into the cloned pets grown from the stem cells and than when time comes the company will monitor if the pet dies and will immedeatly replace it with the clone without anyone knowing...Courtesy of the company. Furthermore the practice will be insured for ages.

If however pet owners realize that their pets have died and our now clone no#34 or something like that (33 have died...and this is number 34 clone) than the pet owners themselves can be reprogrammed to delete unnecessary information of knowledge of their pet death to a more favorable memory of a pet that lives forever.

The World Pet Database will store the DNA information of all pets as well as samples of their stem cells in case anything happens. The same will be applied of humans. If humans become pets of some sort of alien species from outerspace...than those alien species can always replace their human pets with new cloned ones...and further on...and etc.

we can store the memory of our pets just before they die and reprogram into the cloned pets grown from the stem cells and than when time comes the company will monitor if the pet dies and will immedeatly replace it with the clone without anyone knowing...Courtesy of the company. Furthermore the practice will be insured for ages.

If however pet owners realize that their pets have died and our now clone no#34 or something like that (33 have died...and this is number 34 clone) than the pet owners themselves can be reprogrammed to delete unnecessary information of knowledge of their pet death to a more favorable memory of a pet that lives forever.

It still wouldn't be the same. It will just be another cat, with another personality but with the same memories.. no good.
Animals die.. it's nature.

Enmos (don't take me seriously) this is all sarcasm

Enmos (don't take me seriously) this is all sarcasm

Oh.. Why ?

Oh.. Why ?

did you read post #63...and you ask why?

allright than...I shall continue...:cool:

did you read post #63...and you ask why?

allright than...I shall continue...:cool:

I meant why be sarcastic about this ?

I meant why be sarcastic about this ?

I am sarcastic about everything :D

I am sarcastic about everything :D

You don't have a pet then do you ?

You don't have a pet then do you ?

I used too... I let it go "hop" into the wild. :) Its a "noir" bunny named "Lola"

In the city all the bunnies used to be white before I brought Lola in...now I see "gray" bunnies ;)

I used too... I let it go "hop" into the wild. :) Its a "noir" bunny named "Lola"

In the city all the bunnies used to be white before I brought Lola in...now I see "gray" bunnies ;)

No cat or dog then ?

i have 2 cats (norweigien forest cats) called loki and archie and today i was offered a new one, anouther norweigien forest cat and i have to admit i am thinking about it, i want to call him, Nanook

No cat or dog then ?

used to have a dog....but one day my grandma was going heading away from a house with a huuuuuge smile on her face when I was coming back from school...so I ask my grandma...what's up?...and she is like, guess what I gave away your doggy to some church "sister" and now she is heading for Moscow...so no more poop on the floor...

My heart sank, my face was morbid for the rest of the week...or month.

yup she was tired of the small poop the dog left, so she gave it away. :bawl:

----

cats....almost same story...the poor cat was told to go pee to toilet only and nowhere else...One day we (me and my grandma) come from church and find the cat going back and forth near the bathroom door, so we open the door and the cat rushes in to pee, but accidently ( I am not making this up) hits the sink with such a force that it cracks and breaks apart, and than the cat pees...but before the cat finishes to pee, my grandma is in rage because the sink broke so she takes the cat and throws it outside the apartment into the hallway...the poor kitty runs away. To be never heard of. And whenever I ask neighbors or kids on the block...they are like "oh yeah that cat that got run over twice by a car?" ...or "wait...thats the cat that was burned in a gurbige sink by a bunch of kids?, right?"...or even better...."yeah bunch of kids got the cat and put it into a compartment and sealed it with cemented bricks for forever".... I mean it was it for me. O well.

used to have a dog....but one day my grandma was going heading away from a house with a huuuuuge smile on her face when I was coming back from school...so I ask my grandma...what's up?...and she is like, guess what I gave away your doggy to some church "sister" and now she is heading for Moscow...so no more poop on the floor...

My heart sank, my face was morbid for the rest of the week...or month.

yup she was tired of the small poop the dog left, so she gave it away. :bawl:

----

cats....almost same story...the poor cat was told to go pee to toilet only and nowhere else...One day we (me and my grandma) come from church and find the cat going back and forth near the bathroom door, so we open the door and the cat rushes in to pee, but accidently ( I am not making this up) hits the sink with such a force that it cracks and breaks apart, and than the cat pees...but before the cat finishes to pee, my grandma is in rage because the sink broke so she takes the cat and throws it outside the apartment into the hallway...the poor kitty runs away. To be never heard of. And whenever I ask neighbors or kids on the block...they are like "oh yeah that cat that got run over twice by a car?" ...or "wait...thats the cat that was burned in a gurbige sink by a bunch of kids?, right?"...or even better...."yeah bunch of kids got the cat and put it into a compartment and sealed it with cemented bricks for forever".... I mean it was it for me. O well.

That sucks Draqon.. :(
How would you feel if I was sarcastic about that ?

That sucks Draqon.. :(
How would you feel if I was sarcastic about that ?

I am down to a point were I laugh at my own sorrows. So :rolleyes: just make it funny.

I am down to a point were I laugh at my own sorrows. So :rolleyes: just make it funny.

I give up.. :bawl:

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Cracket.

Cracket is hungry ;)
Beautiful cat Spud :)

Kruger Mog

Kruger Mog

What ? lol
Picture ?

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc46/Spudemperor/MW024.jpg

Cracket.

kruger mog

I dont get it...how come crustaceans are ok to be savaged and eaten meanwhile mammals are not to be touched?!!!

I dont get it...how come crustaceans are ok to be savaged and eaten meanwhile mammals are not to be touched?!!!

Culture.

I dont get it...how come crustaceans are ok to be savaged and eaten meanwhile mammals are not to be touched?!!!

Deep fried the moggie with some shoyu, shao hsing and garlic, set the molluscs and crustaceans free...happy?

I dont get it...how come crustaceans are ok to be savaged and eaten meanwhile mammals are not to be touched?!!!

And btw, what do you meam mammals are not to be touched ?
What about cows, pigs etc ?

I dont get it...how come crustaceans are ok to be savaged and eaten meanwhile mammals are not to be touched?!!!

The crustaceans and molluscs I eat get humanely euthenased ( chilled in the fridge 'til they go into suspended animation then die).
I also kill fish, they get the Japanese method of ike jima, very swift.

The cat and my family get fresh seafood, one of the lowest footprint ( ecological footprint, you know, cost of production, fuel,fertilisers, pesticides etc.) foodsources there is.

At the moment no. I have had many. I had a cat named 'Ninga' that beat of a rotweiler! Now he is staying with my brother-in-law, Another one that comes to mind is the mighty cat 'Fuzzy', she learned to stop killing birds after I had a 'talk' with her. She was the wisest cat I have ever known. She passed on. I had a dream she was reborn as a Tiger.

The mammals I eat get humanely euthenased ( chilled in the fridge 'til they go into suspended animation then die).
I also kill cats and dogs, they get the Japanese method of ike jima, very swift.

The crustacean crab and my family get fresh mammals, one of the lowest footprint ( ecological footprint, you know, cost of production, fuel,fertilisers, pesticides etc.) foodsources there is.

Glad we're on the same wavelength Draq.

p.s, think you'll find they are not crabs but southern rock lobsters, Jasus verreauxii.

The mammals I eat get humanely euthenased ( chilled in the fridge 'til they go into suspended animation then die).
I also kill cats and dogs, they get the Japanese method of ike jima, very swift.

The crustacean crab and my family get fresh mammals, one of the lowest footprint ( ecological footprint, you know, cost of production, fuel,fertilisers, pesticides etc.) foodsources there is.

You kill cats and dogs ? wtf !?

You kill cats and dogs ? wtf !?

in reference to post #87 :D sarcasm ...

Draqon, thanks for ruining an otherwise nice thread!

Draqon, thanks for ruining an otherwise nice thread!

"ruining" in which aspect? I am discussing a very relevant of a discussion to the inadequate relation of humans to whom they chose shall live and be pets for them and who shall be eaten.

in reference to post #87 :D sarcasm ...

If you are always being sarcastic, what's the point of it ?

If you are always being sarcastic, what's the point of it ?

what's the point of living? to live
what's the point of being sarcastic? to be sarcastic

what's the point of living? to live
what's the point of being sarcastic? to be sarcastic

Meaning there is no point.. you don't have to tell me..

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc46/Spudemperor/MW024.jpgCracket.

That cat is adorable! Is it real "verbal" like so many Siamese are? I used to have one. He was hysterical. A real talker. :D

We had plain white ducks, my uncle had Muscovy's. They were a lot more agressive and bigger. They were like geese in ducks clothing. Did you have an Guinea hens? We did. noisy noisy

Yeah, Muscovy Ducks can be pretty feisty. They also have serrations on their bill and an egg tooth that can make a nip something to remember.

We kept a few Guinea Hens as watchdogs. They and the goose made lots of noise whenever a stranger was in the vicinity.

That cat is adorable! Is it real "verbal" like so many Siamese are? I used to have one. He was hysterical. A real talker. :D

Yeah Sandy, he's adorable, only just 12 months old and has personality to burn, loves a chat, drinks wine with me, great with the kids, very funny, very relaxed, very social, loves the beach.
He's a Tonkinese ( Siamese/Burmese derivative).
The breed came highly recommended.
He's the second favourite animal I've ever had and I've had a few.

"ruining" in which aspect?

If you have a pet, post the picture otherwise start a new thread if you have issues. pretty simple...

If you have a pet, post the picture otherwise start a new thread if you have issues. pretty simple...

I do have a pet, but my camera doesn't work...I'll fix it today and post a picture. ;)

I do have a pet, but my camera doesn't work...I'll fix it today and post a picture.

:confused:

You don't have a pet then do you ?

I used too... I let it go "hop" into the wild. :) Its a "noir" bunny named "Lola"

In the city all the bunnies used to be white before I brought Lola in...now I see "gray" bunnies ;)

Yeah Sandy, he's adorable, only just 12 months old and has personality to burn, loves a chat, drinks wine with me, great with the kids, very funny, very relaxed, very social, loves the beach.
He's a Tonkinese ( Siamese/Burmese derivative).The breed came highly recommended.He's the second favourite animal I've ever had and I've had a few.

Well, he's really, really cute! :)

:confused:

well I got a kitty cat now

well I got a kitty cat now

Cool, you just got it ?

I once had a "pet" monitor lizard but it kept eating everyones cats and dogs so they made my get rid of it. Their pets came into my yard and were eaten so I'm the one who must remove my pet, what's this country coming to anyway? :shrug: :D

..but it kept eating everyones cats and dogs..

Yea right ! lol :rolleyes:

I once had a "pet" monitor lizard but it kept eating everyones cats and dogs so they made my get rid of it. Their pets came into my yard and were eaten so I'm the one who must remove my pet, what's this country coming to anyway? :shrug: :D

for real? :bugeye:

for real? :bugeye:

Yep, called him Darwin. ;)

Yep, called him Darwin. ;)

It ate dogs !?

Yep, called him Darwin. ;)

...and...:eek:

In future...we can make clones of our pets. And than program them to their instincts and memories...so that our children will live with their pets forever to never face the pain of suffering from the death of their beloved ones.
How horrible.

Yep, called him Darwin. ;)

That's fantastic Cosmic,
Now I have to tell you about my ole mate Mutley, he was a fucking classic.
Funniest dog that ever lived and I'll give examples if pressed but for the moment, I'll relate his legendary abilities of scoring the chick (bitch).

A neighbour's prize Shepherd was in heat and the anal fuck owner had her in a Houdiniesque enclosure, safe from the neighbourhood riff-raff * enter the Mutt*. Mutley corners me with some evangelistic style communication which ends with me giving him a pass out for the evening, a hip flask of beam and licence to thrill, he tiptoes off into the night, gold tooth glistening in the full moonlight, and proceeds to work said bitch out of her straightjacket, canine chastity belt and purebred virginity!... cutting a long story short, I get bailed up a short seven weeks later by the breeder who wants to know why his $1,000 bucks a head litter looks more like dingo crosses than wolflike moneybags. My comeback was a nonplussed" evolution is a wonderful thing' or some such drivel. Mutley gave me a sly grin and continued shining his black balls to rival a marine's boot.

That's fantastic Cosmic,
Now I have to tell you about my ole mate Mutley, he was a fucking classic.
Funniest dog that ever lived and I'll give examples if pressed but for the moment, I'll relate his legendary abilities of scoring the chick (bitch).

A neighbour's prize Shepherd was in heat and the anal fuck owner had her in a Houdiniesque enclosure, safe from the neighbourhood riff-raff * enter the Mutt*. Mutley corners me with some evangelistic style communication which ends with me giving him a pass out for the evening, a hip flask of beam and licence to thrill, he tiptoes off into the night, gold tooth glistening in the full moonlight, and proceeds to work said bitch out of her straightjacket, canine chastity belt and purebred virginity!... cutting a long story short, I get bailed up a short seven weeks later by the breeder who wants to know why his $1,000 bucks a head litter looks more like dingo crosses than wolflike moneybags. My comeback was a nonplussed" evolution is a wonderful thing' or some such drivel. Mutley gave me a sly grin and continued shining his black balls to rival a marine's boot.

http://www.gpdesenhos.com.br/imagens/outros/hanna/mutley.jpg ;)

It ate dogs !?

It ate anything that came its way! ;)

...and...:eek:

Well, it wasn't liked by my neighbors so they asked me to rid them of it.

It ate anything that came its way! ;)

I can understand why you had to get rid of it then..
Couldn't you just keep it indoors ?

You had a pet that was eating other ppls cats and dogs??????? come on...

I can understand why you had to get rid of it then..
Couldn't you just keep it indoors ?

A 6 foot long lizard in a 2 bedroom house just doesn't work! I have the little lizards now and they drive me crazy coming inside with me whenever they get the chance. :eek:

A 6 foot long lizard in a 2 bedroom house just doesn't work! I have the little lizards now and they drive me crazy coming inside with me whenever they get the chance. :eek:

Hmm forgive for saying this but you shouldn't have gotten it in the first place then..
I know you are a nice person but if I was the owner of a cat it ate, you'd be in serious trouble..

Hmm forgive for saying this but you shouldn't have gotten it in the first place then..
I know you are a nice person but if I was the owner of a cat it ate, you'd be in serious trouble..

No kidding.......I think that is the most irresponsible thing I have heard.:bugeye:
Did you not feel guilty or anything?

It ain't survival of the cutest you know.

It ain't survival of the cutest you know.

Let me tell you this.. it wouldn't be survival for Cosmic..

It ain't survival of the cutest you know.

I agree. Its no different than a cat getting out and eating birds or chipmunks that came into its enclosed surroundings. Its not like the lizard was roaming the neaighborhood.

I agree. Its no different than a cat getting out and eating birds or chipmunks that came into its enclosed surroundings. Its not like the lizard was roaming the neaighborhood.

It is different, that lizard was eating pets..
You can't just let your pet eat someone else's pet. People bond with pets.. it hurts when they die.
And I don't like cats eating birds either.. when I see a cat stalking a bird I chase them off..

It was irresponsible of those pet owners to let their pets roam the neighborhood. It wasn't irresponsible of cosmic to let his lizard into his own yard.

It ain't survival of the cutest you know.

This has got nothing to do with nature or evolution, this is about pets.
If you are consistent in this line of reasoning you should be Amish.. lol

If you KNOW that a pet of yours (whatever dog, lizard, snake) is harming or EATING other neighbours pets, I think a normal person would put an end to that. How can you let that continue knowing that ppl are losing loved pets, due to your irresponsibilty.

It was irresponsible of those pet owners to let their pets roam the neighborhood. It wasn't irresponsible of cosmic to let his lizard into his own yard.

Cats on a leash huh ? :rolleyes:

If you KNOW that a pet of yours (whatever dog, lizard, snake) is harming or EATING other neighbours pets, I think a normal person would put an end to that. How can you let that continue knowing that ppl are losing loved pets, due to your irresponsibilty.

so cosmic is abnormal?? WTHell?? :bugeye:

If you let your pet roam they could get stolen, run over by a car, eaten by a wild animal, etc.
Its THEIR responsibility to protect that oh so loved pet.

Cats on a leash huh ? :rolleyes:

Leash it or keep it in the house.

What kind of person KNOWINGLY watches their pet eat other peoples, and just lets it continue. No I don't find that normal.
I would like to think most ppl would not find it funny, and joke about it.

so cosmic is abnormal?? WTHell?? :bugeye:

If you let your pet roam they could get stolen, run over by a car, eaten by a wild animal, etc.
Its THEIR responsibility to protect that oh so loved pet.

Is was talking about cats..
Anyway.. maybe our situations are different.
My cat could safely roam the neighborhood without getting run over. There are no wild animals here.
People steal pets ? Wtf !?

Leash it or keep it in the house.

A CAT !?

Look, one time is an accident. The second time is irresponsibility..
And I think Cosmic was responsible in getting rid of it, I don't think Cosmic is abnormal.

yeah, we have 3 house cats. We don't let them out.
And where we used to live, a neighbor let his cat out on a leash. He even had a little house. He'd go out there during the day and he'd bring him in at night. Owls were a problem.

And people steal cats and dogs. You can sell them to a lab.

I once had a "pet" monitor lizard but it kept eating everyones cats and dogs so they made my get rid of it. Their pets came into my yard and were eaten so I'm the one who must remove my pet, what's this country coming to anyway? :shrug: :D

THEY MADE HIM GET RID OF IT...........

Why wouldn't you get rid of it on your own, when you found out it was killing or eating other ppls pets. I mean did he watch his lizard eating them? get a kick out of it? I mean how many pets would you let him eat, if they didn't tell you to get rid of it?

yeah, we have 3 house cats. We don't let them out.
And where we used to live, a neighbor let his cat out on a leash. He even had a little house. He'd go out there during the day and he'd bring him in at night. Owls were a problem.

And people steal cats and dogs. You can sell them to a lab.

:( That's pretty fucked up, poor cats...

THEY MADE HIM GET RID OF IT...........

Why wouldn't you get rid of it on your own, when you found out it was killing or eating other ppls pets. I mean did he watch his lizard eating them? get a kick out of it?

At least he did it..
I imagine the police would have something to say about it if he hadn't though..

:( That's pretty fucked up, poor cats...

I had 2 cats in my life, both of them were able to roam free. I don't beleive in keeping cats stuck in a house their entire life.

I had 2 cats in my life, both of them were able to roam free. I don't beleive in keeping cats stuck in a house their entire life.

Me either, it's against their nature.

Orleander,

do you agree with people that shoot cats when they come into their garden ?

Orleander,

do you agree with people that shoot cats when they come into their garden ?

ever had a run-in with a feral cat?

ever had a run-in with a feral cat?

Yes or no please..
I'm talking about pets.

At least he did it..
I imagine the police would have something to say about it if he hadn't though..

I wonder if a pet owner reported it? If I was that pet owner I would be pretty pissed off!

I wonder if a pet owner reported it? If I was that pet owner I would be pretty pissed off!

I would see red.. lol

ever had a run-in with a feral cat?

My monitor lizard did and had a very delicious dinner!:D

Yes or no please..
I'm talking about pets.

How would a person know? Wait til it attacked their kid?

Another question: what if a little kid made it into your garden and was attacked by that lizard ?

Orleander,

do you agree with people that shoot cats when they come into their garden ?



No, they should be used as nourishment source for higher animals on the food chain! ;)

How would a person know? Wait til it attacked their kid?

By a cat ? lol
Ever hear of collars ?

No, they should be used as nourishment source for higher animals on the food chain! ;)

I suspect you're just fucking with me... :bugeye:
;)

Another question: what if a little kid made it into your garden and was attacked by that lizard ?

Well, no one let their kids out that much when they saw Darwin. :p

So if a cute cat walked on your property, you should shoot it? because it might attack your kid.....

LMAO

Well, no one let their kids out that much when they saw Darwin. :p

What if they didn't know yet.. ? It's a serious question..

My monitor lizard did and had a very delicious dinner!:D

good. My college roommate had scars on her legs from when a feral cat attacked her when she was 4.
Apparently rabies shots are horrible to go through.

I don't understand why people think cats that are all cute and cuddly at home are the same way when they are roaming the neighborhood.
We had a robin nest in our lilac hedge. Came out one day and all that was left were feathers. If a cat is out and about and its eating other creatures, I don't understand how someoen can complain when it gets eaten.

What if they didn't know yet.. ? It's a serious question..

Daewin was a serious lizard also, he knew when to chew em or when to spew em! :D

By a cat ? lol
Ever hear of collars ?

you seriously think all cat owners put a collar on their cats? :bugeye:

good. My college roommate had scars on her legs from when a feral cat attacked her when she was 4.
Apparently rabies shots are horrible to go through.

I don't understand why people think cats that are all cute and cuddly at home are the same way when they are roaming the neighborhood.
We had a robin nest in our lilac hedge. Came out one day and all that was left were feathers. If a cat is out and about and its eating other creatures, I don't understand how someoen can complain when it gets eaten.

Cats are not eating other creatures.. maybe a bird or a frog on occasion. They get fed at home..

good. My college roommate had scars on her legs from when a feral cat attacked her when she was 4.
Apparently rabies shots are horrible to go through.

I don't understand why people think cats that are all cute and cuddly at home are the same way when they are roaming the neighborhood.
We had a robin nest in our lilac hedge. Came out one day and all that was left were feathers. If a cat is out and about and its eating other creatures, I don't understand how someoen can complain when it gets eaten.

Darwin could tell the good, the bad and the ugly ones and ate them as he saw them.:eek:

you seriously think all cat owners put a collar on their cats? :bugeye:

Now THAT is their responsibility.

Orleander,

Yes or No ? (the shooting thing, don't play stupid)

Now THAT is their responsibility.

Darwin enjoyed cats with little bells around their necks but the bells got caught in his throat at times! ;)

Darwin could tell the good, the bad and the ugly ones and ate them as he saw them.:eek:

So how many pets would you say your lizard ate? I imagine you watched him do this? Did you know some of them were your neighbours pets?

Or is this whole story just BS?

Orleander,

don't play stupid)

It comes naturally ;)

So how many pets would you say your lizard ate? I imagine you watched him do this? Did you know some of them were your neighbours pets?

Or is this whole story just BS?

:D:shrug::rolleyes:

Darwin enjoyed cats with little bells around their necks but the bells got caught in his throat at times! ;)

It might be funny if I knew whether or not you were joking. I suspect you are just making the whole thing up though..

Come on Cosmic come clean.....it's all BS right? You wouldn't let that happen.....

I've a black cat. Sorry, I'm too lazy to post a pic.

It might be funny if I knew whether or not you were joking. I suspect you are just making the whole thing up though..

You should have seen my cat when she was young. She used to love killing things, she would kill rabbits that were bigger than her, and she would sit out on the yard and mutilate them. Literally, she would skin them, and spread the organs everywhere. Vicious little fucker. :D:D I remember one time she left an intact rabbit's skin out there with the white fat still attached. She's gone mellow with age though, she rarely does things like that anymore.

I've a black cat. Sorry, I'm too lazy to post a pic.

Here ya go:
http://web.mit.edu/yelya/www/lj/black%20cat.jpg

;)

Cats are not eating other creatures.. maybe a bird or a frog on occasion. They get fed at home..

I have six cats and believe me, they love to hunt.

You should have seen my cat when she was young. She used to love killing things, she would kill rabbits that were bigger than her, and she would sit out on the yard and mutilate them. Literally, she would skin them, and spread the organs everywhere. Vicious little fucker. :D:D I remember one time she left an intact rabbit's skin out there with the white fat still attached. She's gone mellow with age though, she rarely does things like that anymore.

I assume you mean wild rabbits ?
Did you watch your cat stalking and killing the rabbits ?

I have six cats and believe me, they love to hunt.

The point is that it was eating other people's pets.

I have six cats and believe me, they love to hunt.

Do you keep them indoors 24/7 ?
If not, would you mind them being eaten by the neighbors monitor lizard ?

The point is that it was eating other people's pets.

If they are roaming free? Sure.

Do you keep them indoors 24/7 ?
If not, would you mind them being eaten by the neighbors monitor lizard ?

I've lost many cats to accidents, since we live on a main street in a big city. And since we have a large yard and live on the ground floor the cats have the freedom to roam at will.

No one around us has monitor lizards, but one of my cats was killed by a dog, another was run over while sleeping under a car and a third lost an eye in a fight with an unknown creature.

If they are roaming free? Sure.

Would you let your pet continuously eat other ppls pets, and watch him doing without feeling anything?

Being a pet owner yourself.....you think it would just be fine and dandy if you neighbour let his pet eat your cats one by one?

I've lost many cats to accidents, since we live on a main street in a big city. And since we have a large yard and live on the ground floor the cats have the freedom to roam at will.

No one around us has monitor lizards, but one of my cats was killed by a dog, another was run over while sleeping under a car and a third lost an eye in a fight with an unknown creature.

Those are all accidents.
What if there was one dog in particular that kills cat after cat.. while the owner knows about it ?

Those are all accidents.
What if there was one dog in particular that kills cat after cat.. while the owner knows about it ?

What do you propose they should do? Kill the dog?

We could also keep our cats caged up.

I will stop posting in this thread for my own good..
Maybe that a hint.

nevermind

@ Enmos, that cat is so cute!! What's his/her name?

And yes, they were wild ones. No, I didn't actually watch her do it, she used to go wandering across fields/woodlands to find them. I just saw her dragging them in through my back gate. Sometimes they were still alive and she brought them home to strangle, usually though they were dead. The local dogs were afraid of her.

Oh I would love to see how you guys would really react if this REALLY did happen.
You know that your neighbour sits by and watches his lizard eat ppls dogs and cats.
You sit by and think.....oh well.... Then one day your precious cat or tiny dog that you always keep in the house or in your yard gets out. You have had this pet for yrs and your kids go out looking for it. You later find out that your neighbour watched his lizard eat your cat for lunch. You just tell your kids that poor fluffy is gone no big deal.....and carry on......Come on ppl your reactions are almost as funny as this BS story.

@ Enmos, that cat is so cute!! What's his/her name?

And yes, they were wild ones. No, I didn't actually watch her do it, she used to go wandering across fields/woodlands to find them. I just saw her dragging them in through my back gate. Sometimes they were still alive and she brought them home to strangle, usually though they were dead. The local dogs were afraid of her.

:)
So your cat roams free then, right ?
How would you like it if next door's monitor lizard ate your cat one day ? (not referring to your cat eating rabbits :))

Orleander,

Yes or No ? (the shooting thing, don't play stupid)

It comes naturally ;)

<sigh> ok then

<sigh> ok then

Well ?

...You know that your neighbour sits by and watches his lizard eat ppls dogs and cats.....

do you think cosmic just watched it happen? I think if any of us saw it happening we would try and save the animal it was eating. :shrug:

@ Enmos, that cat is so cute!! What's his/her name?

It was just a picture I found on the net ;)

do you think cosmic just watched it happen? I think if any of us saw it happening we would try and save the animal it was eating. :shrug:

Are you sure you would ? Doesn't sound like it..

Well ?

I'm be too stupid to under tand.
lawks a mercy, I'm surprised I got dressed this mornin

Are you sure you would ? Doesn't sound like it..

ok then

:)
So your cat roams free then, right ?
How would you like it if next door's monitor lizard ate your cat one day ? (not referring to your cat eating rabbits :))

How big are monitor lizards, and how fast can they run?

Just as the title reads, do you?


I currently have 4 tarantulas, a theraphosa leblondi (Goliath Bird Eater), a brachypelma baumgarteni (Mexican Orange Beauty), a pternochilus sp. (Usumbara Baboon) and a Eucratoscelus pachypus (Stout-Leg Baboon). I also have 1 pogona vitticeps (Bearded Dragon) and 1 python regius (Ball Python)...

I'm be too stupid to under tand.
lawks a mercy, I'm surprised I got dressed this mornin

Did I say you were stupid ? :bugeye:

you have a baboon?! Picture picture!!!!!

How big are monitor lizards, and how fast can they run?

Apparently big enough to eat cats and small dogs..
I believe Cosmic said it was 6 feet big..

you have a baboon?! Picture picture!!!!!


They are baboon tarantulas. See Usumbara Baboon (http://images.google.com/images?&q=usambara+baboon&btnG=Search+Images) and Stout-Leg Baboon (http://images.google.com/images?&q=stout+leg+baboon&btnG=Search+Images)

How big are monitor lizards, and how fast can they run?


Depending on the species (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_lizard) they can range from a foot or so up to 10 feet, Varanus komodoensis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_Dragon). Some can run at a pretty fast rate as well.

do you think cosmic just watched it happen? I think if any of us saw it happening we would try and save the animal it was eating. :shrug:

Yup, I used to "rescue" my cats from wild cats all the time. The guy who lost his eye was a handsome brown tiger kitty and with some care, his wound sealed up very clean. He got used to his changed perspective and went back to being the neighborhood Lothario; though he milked it for all he was worth.

Another time, a cat was injured in a dog fight, he wasn't our cat, but I cajoled him in and cleaned him up, his lower right paw was bitten through and was amputated, but he too recovered and got over his handicap. Took a long time for his wound to heal completely though and he always seemed surprised when he could not scratch behind his ear with it. (He adopted us some, coming to visit once in a few days for a very long time).

I did not try to rescue birds and such from my cats though, I preferred for them to have some ability to look out for themselves, apart from the food they got at home.

do you think cosmic just watched it happen? I think if any of us saw it happening we would try and save the animal it was eating. :shrug:

Here kitty , kitty, psss kitty kitty...;)

Here kitty , kitty, psss kitty kitty...;)

That's brutal! You're killing me! :roflmao:

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/657/moicat1mi4.jpg

my pet...;)

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3817/moicat3zu7.jpg

How big are monitor lizards, and how fast can they run?

depends on species the two largest in the pet trade the sulpher water monitor and the ornate nile monitor can get up to 7 feet and 6 and half feet respecfully

depends on species the two largest in the pet trade the sulpher water monitor and the ornate nile monitor can get up to 7 feet and 6 and half feet respecfully

my cat ate 3 lizards this summer ... it was a real havoc.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/657/moicat1mi4.jpg

my pet...

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3817/moicat3zu7.jpg

Thanks Draqon :)
Cute kitty, what's his name ?

These two guys really, really love pets, especially dogs.


(AP) - Two former golf club employees are charged with theft and cruelty to animals in the death of a pet dog the owners say was cooked and eaten. An Oahu grand jury indicted Saturnino Palting, 58, and Nelson Domingo, 43, both of Kalihi.
They were accused of stealing a dog owned by Frank Manuma who lost his 8-month-old German shepherd-Labrador mix named Caddy.
Manuma had taken Caddy to the Moanalua Golf Club with him on Dec. 16 and left the dog tied up at an equipment shack when he disappeared. Manuma said police told him the two men slaughtered and ate the pet belonging to him and his wife, Debbie Weil-Manuma.
The charges are both felonies punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

These two guys really, really love pets, especially dogs.


(AP) - Two former golf club employees are charged with theft and cruelty to animals in the death of a pet dog the owners say was cooked and eaten. An Oahu grand jury indicted Saturnino Palting, 58, and Nelson Domingo, 43, both of Kalihi.
They were accused of stealing a dog owned by Frank Manuma who lost his 8-month-old German shepherd-Labrador mix named Caddy.
Manuma had taken Caddy to the Moanalua Golf Club with him on Dec. 16 and left the dog tied up at an equipment shack when he disappeared. Manuma said police told him the two men slaughtered and ate the pet belonging to him and his wife, Debbie Weil-Manuma.
The charges are both felonies punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

And just how did they prove that they ate the dog if nothing was left behind to find?

Thanks Draqon :)
Cute kitty, what's his name ?

I call her, Kissa.