now that we've learned about the role (and toll) that penis size can take on the male and female aspects of our species, why don't we put some time into the way breast size can make (or break) women.
does breast size really matter to men? let us know, men. or does it only matter to the woman who has them?
i know from personal experience that bigger is not always better. in some circumstances it's downright embarrassing. anyone else out there dread running? i've often fantasized about having small perky perfect breasts only to find that most women with those small perfectly perky breasts fantasize about having mine!
i warn you, from what i've read, men are not as easily pleased when it comes to things of this nature. but you have to keep in mind that most men might as well be a different species where psychology is concerned. :p
here is one article i read (http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4953) and another i couldn't finish (http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith/29_dating_advice.html).
you may choose more than one option above but please choose only one breast size and one body type.

I don't know what to say really. I guess it does not matter to me that much. just so long as they aren't saggy janet jackson boobs, I'm good.

big breasts are only good at cleavage. there is something about half covered breasts that makes them hotter. when a girl is naked, I like smaller, more perky breasts. strange huh =]

I've gone for DD cup and athletic. I'd like a large hairy vagina in addition to that, the intention being to go to bed and stay there, permanently.

I honestly can't understand why women so blessed bother getting up in the morning.

c-cup, Anna. Nuff said.

Bigger is better, but small can be cute too. There's just more to play with. It must be an instinctive measure of fertility, along with hip to waist ratio.

I dont understand the d cup shit, cant you just give examples? What is anna kournis in real life? she is perfect to me.

I dont understand the d cup shit, cant you just give examples? What is anna kournis in real life? she is perfect to me.


The Key to Bra Size for Men:

A -- "A"lmost boobs.
B -- "B"arely there.
C -- "C"an do.
D -- "D"amn good.
E -- "E"normous.
F -- "F"ake.
G -- "G"igantic.
H -- "H"umongous.
I -- "I"ncredible.


Alternately

A - Anything there?
B - Beginning (to get interesting)
C - (worth) Considering
D - Damn good
DD - Doubly delicious
E - Enormous
F - Fabulous
FF - Ffff-phew
G - Golly gosh (or some such epithet)

good show, sam!
we'd have had to resort to customized size comparisons for every man's hands. :D

I figured I'd use a scale they could understand

I figured I'd use a scale they could understand
...:D...

let me as you "bigger is better" types a question. do you think gwen stefani is hot?

let me as you "bigger is better" types a question. do you think gwen stefani is hot?

being comfortable in my heterosexuality :D i will say that i've never found her any more appealing than most of the other slender, blonde, rock starts.
now, angelina jolie. that's a sexy woman. :cool:

being comfortable in my heterosexuality :D i will say that i've never found her any more appealing than most of the other slender, blonde, rock starts.
now, angelina jolie. that's a sexy woman. :cool:
Gwen stefani looks like Dr susse to me, Uma Thurman is still the sexiest woman alive IMO.

Uma Thurman is still the sexiest woman alive IMO.

that's only because she's got those sultry eyes. and legs 6 miles long. :rolleyes:
and, in case you're wondering, yes, i am jealous of all beautiful women. :mad:
i can admit they're beautiful, even appreciate it, but not without a catty comment here and there. :D

that's only because she's got those sultry eyes. and legs 6 miles long. :rolleyes:
and, in case you're wondering, yes, i am jealous of all beautiful women. :mad:
i can admit they're beautiful, even appreciate it, but not without a catty comment here and there. :D
Oh you're female?
I thought you were inferring that if you didn't go along with the accepted ideals of Beauty you would be thought of as a bit of a homosexual.

.......You are a straight female? but you said Jolie was attractive.

hey, just because i can see beauty in all its forms and appreciate it, doesn't mean that i want to sleep with it. :D

hey, just because i can see beauty in all its forms and appreciate it, doesn't mean that i want to sleep with it. :D
:D OK I can see that, my bad.

um...i had to delete that...damn XXX site trickery... :D

Uma Thurman is still the sexiest woman alive IMO
eh, I don't think she is very hot. I like either curves or athletic, the half starved look does nothing for me.

Why do you think she is half starved?

Oops nudity.(deleted pic)

Gwen stefani looks like Dr susse to me.
Really? Interesting. Yes. I can see that.

Wait... No. No I cant.

http://www.milechai.com/product/children_hebrewbooks/dr-suess-images/dr-seuss-L.jpghttp://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00177/gwen_stefani_177172m.jpg

........... Dr. Seuss ^ .................................................. .............. Gwen ^ http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/029.gif


(In case anyone's confused)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000286RJI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
note the chicken legs, and absence of ass. frankly, her legs and ass look like mine (I am skinny and 6'10" [208cm]). moreover, her waist looks a bit flabby.

p.s. LOL@SL

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000286RJI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
note the chicken legs, and absence of ass. frankly, her legs and ass look like mine (I am skinny and 6'10" [208cm]). moreover, he waist looks a bit flabby.
Agreed.

So who do you like?

So who do you like?
Who, me?

So who do you like?

You.
Now show us your tits!

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/img/111.jpg

Here:

show me yer (http://www.busty-toons.com/pics/ice041.jpg)

Who, me?

Okay :D

Okay :D
??? :confused: :confused: ???

??? :confused: :confused: ???


Who do you like?

Who do you like?
Hmmm. After all of our discussions I thought it was obvious.

*whispering* I'm talking celebrities.

I am with SL, you are more confusing than....I don't know, i'm confused...

its hard to say who one thinks is hot, as there is not "one" hot. scarlet johanson is hot, gwen stefani, Kirsten Dunst, the list is huge. (I hope I spelled them all correctly)

what about Kate Winslet?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000286RJI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
note the chicken legs, and absence of ass. frankly, her legs and ass look like mine (I am skinny and 6'10" [208cm]). moreover, her waist looks a bit flabby.

p.s. LOL@SL

Ooooo rather nit picky, :) I did mean the cat in the hat, sorry.
I must admit that is a good picture of her though, maybe she isn't so bad.

what about Kate Winslet?
hmm. still hot, but not as hot now as when she was in the titanic.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000286RJI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
note the chicken legs, and absence of ass. frankly, her legs and ass look like mine (I am skinny and 6'10" [208cm]). moreover, her waist looks a bit flabby.

p.s. LOL@SL
Do me a favour, shes well fit in that shot.

*whispering* I'm talking celebrities.
Oh. :o

Do you know who Jessica Alba is?

Here's a sample:

http://www.sitiosargentina.com.ar/fotos/mujeres/fotos/j/jessica-alba.jpg

Ooooo rather nit picky
we are talking about our ideal woman here, the whole thread is a nit pick.

p.s. you don't have to take up so much room with the pics, just link us to it. I do have a working mouse.

Oh. :o

Do you know who Jessica Alba is?

Here's a sample:



Is that from "Sin City"?

what about Kate Winslet?
Why not suggest the friends cast too? :rolleyes:
Maybe I see beyond beauty to a personality?

Is that from "Sin City"?
Absolutely.

I love that movie

I love that movie
One of my favorites too. Awesome film.

how is the poll turning out? I didn't vote because I can't categorize so strictly. let me guess; athletic with D?

-edit- ignore that, I found the button to show results.

how is the poll turning out? I didn't vote because I can't categorize so strictly. let me guess; athletic with D?

Didn't vote?

A cup 0 0%
B cup 2 16.67%
C cup 4 33.33%
D cup 4 33.33%
DD cup 0 0%
larger than DD cup 1 8.33%
athletic body (anna kournikova) 5 41.67%
voluptious body (marilyn monroe) 6 50.00%

we are talking about our ideal woman here, the whole thread is a nit pick.


Yeah well anyone kermit would have known I meant the cat in the hat - spindly body, bad dress sense and just wont shut up.

Didn't vote?

A cup 0 0%
B cup 2 16.67%
C cup 4 33.33%
D cup 4 33.33%
DD cup 0 0%
larger than DD cup 1 8.33%
athletic body (anna kournikova) 5 41.67%
voluptious body (marilyn monroe) 6 50.00%


Looks like curvy girls are still in.

Looks like curvy girls are still in.
Yep. Seems pretty well balanced between the C-cup athletics and the D-cup volupuous ones.

from my personal point of view (http://xelfxwarriorx.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/ifuwanttobehappy.mp3)
(joking)

from my personal point of view (http://xelfxwarriorx.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/ifuwanttobehappy.mp3)
(joking)
I don't see anything. ???

huh? its an mp3.

huh? its an mp3.
Oops. Speakers are off...

did you get it to play? if not here are the lyrics (http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1963/131963.html)

did you get it to play? if not here are the lyrics (http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1963/131963.html)
Oh yea. I know this song.

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2006/03/09/lufisto.jpg

In one way she is hot.. in another way, no.

Also.. for some people who are fairly bad at judging what breast size means: http://www.afraidtoask.com/breast/breastsize.html

:cool:

Yep. Seems pretty well balanced between the C-cup athletics and the D-cup volupuous ones.

C-cup athletics wouldn't really be typical. Normal athletic people(as oppsosed to the ones known as hot celebrities) are more likely to be B-cup or A-cup.

omfg, I almost puked when I say the nipple hair.

C-cup athletics wouldn't really be typical. Normal athletic people(as oppsosed to the ones known as hot celebrities) are more likely to be B-cup or A-cup.

How about AA?

Absane:

That was waaaaaay too much information

Absane:

That was waaaaaay too much information

What? Some people just don't know.

How about AA?

till I looked at the link you provided, I didn't even know there was one actually called AA, so ya that would be there too.

And ditto to Cato..the nipple hair was gross.

Is nipple hair on a guy gross? The only chest hair I have is that :(

I can't speak for women, but I would prolly get rid of it.

heh, that will probably be the next spin off thread: "how hairy do you like your men"

Yeah me too, I have less nipple hair than the woman in that picture though.

yeah, I have some, but from more than a foot or two away it would not be noticeable.

Hey guys. Can we stop this discussion? Like, now? Please? :eek:

Yup, Im nearly 27 and I cant even grow a full beard.

The gross part is that it's a girl. As a girl, that picture creeped me out. On the other hand it's normal for guys to have hair all over the place.

I am curioust as to what breast size might mean in terms of picking a "breading partner." Of course, I am talking evolution and animalistic characteristics of humans.

I am curioust as to what breast size might mean in terms of picking a "breading partner." Of course, I am talking evolution and animalistic characteristics of humans.
I think it all depends on your preferences. Do you like wheat bread or rye?

By the time I'm 27, I'm gonna be a furry brute. Eventually I'll complete my transformation into a sasquatch.

I think by cup size is a B, according to that link. Of course, I don't need a bra since they support themselves, but I always find it amusing when I sleep with a girl who has smaller tits than I.

C-cup athletics wouldn't really be typical.

I know a number of atheletic girls with C-cup size. I always though athletic was a descriptor of how much activity a person engaged in, not necessarily how skinny they are.

I think it all depends on your preferences. Do you like wheat bread or rye?

Depends on what he kneads.

I am curioust as to what breast size might mean in terms of picking a "breading partner." Of course, I am talking evolution and animalistic characteristics of humans.
Surely you can make a good guess.

Depends on what he kneads.
Oh... my sides hurt! Too... clever... :D

Why dough I get a 'rise' out of you with this?

Why dough I get a 'rise' out of you with this?
I don't know. But that's the yeast of my worries.

har har =]

I know a number of atheletic girls with C-cup size. I always though athletic was a descriptor of how much activity a person engaged in, not necessarily how skinny they are.

Activity burns fat...breasts are mostly fat, so they more athletic(active) people end up with smaller breasts normally. Those girls probably are the kind that were they not athletic they would be of larger body size, or they're just lucky :p

Activity burns fat...breasts are mostly fat, so they more athletic(active) people end up with smaller breasts normally. Those girls probably are the kind that were they not athletic they would be of larger body size, or they're just lucky
or have implants =]

oh yea, that too. I forgot about cheating. ;)

http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/c/c9/Nevecampbell.jpg

How about Neve Campbell?

cute, an example of a hot chick with small ones.

Oh yeah baby, check out that forehead.

true, bigger is not always better. a woman's chest may draw attention, but it is part of a bigger picture, and many variables enter into it. in my opinion, breast size has little to do with how attractive a woman is, though i may be alone in that opinion. :rolleyes:

true, bigger is not always better. a woman's chest may draw attention, but it is part of a bigger picture, and many variables enter into it. in my opinion, breast size has little to do with how attractive a woman is, though i may be alone in that opinion. :rolleyes:
No you are not.

Surely you can make a good guess.

Small or no breasts... no. Big breasts... no.

C cup :)

Small or no breasts... no. Big breasts... no.

C cup :)
Yes and from that you would conclude the evolutionary explanation to be...............?

Yes and from that you would conclude the evolutionary explanation to be...............?

I don't know... you tell me.

I guess that the less a female has, the less "feminine" she is. The more she is, the less likely it is she is a "preferable" mating partner. That is, she is probably lazy and not as "genetically pure" or something? Fucking hell... I do not know.

Big breasts are great. I don't know what all you homos problems are. Probably cause you're homos.

I don't know... you tell me.

I guess that the less a female has, the less "feminine" she is. The more she is, the less likely it is she is a "preferable" mating partner. That is, she is probably lazy and not as "genetically pure" or something? Fucking hell... I do not know.
Jesus! it's so friggin obvious.
OK it is generally accepted that the reason we prefer rather large breasts is due to the mother being able to provide ample milk for our offspring, too large breasts are not preferred though because of the bearing weight and impedement of motion in addition to the burden of the offspring.

Frankly, I'll hump a 2x4 at this point.

I've gone for DD cup and athletic. I'd like a large hairy vagina in addition to that, the intention being to go to bed and stay there, permanently.

I honestly can't understand why women so blessed bother getting up in the morning.
Did I really write that? I'm blushing (even though it's true).

To be honest I think anything from A-C is good. Small is sexy, less is more, and any more than a handful's a waste. D and above is strictly for homos.

Jesus! it's so friggin obvious.
OK it is generally accepted that the reason we prefer rather large breasts is due to the mother being able to provide ample milk for our offspring, too large breasts are not preferred though because of the bearing weight and impedement of motion in addition to the burden of the offspring.
Nope. Breast size doesn't determine milk capacity; the mammaries are glands, constantly producing milk during lactation. Think about it - do larger testicles produce more sperm?

Human female breasts are abnormally large in comparison to those of most other mammals. It is likely that men are simply wired to want them, like birds being attracted to certain configurations of plumage.

Jesus! it's so friggin obvious.
OK it is generally accepted that the reason we prefer rather large breasts is due to the mother being able to provide ample milk for our offspring, too large breasts are not preferred though because of the bearing weight and impedement of motion in addition to the burden of the offspring.

You totally missed the point of huge tits.
Not only can the woman survive all the dire wolves and saber toothed tigers, but she can do it while running around in a fur bikini with a huge rack.

Nope. Breast size doesn't determine milk capacity; the mammaries are glands, constantly producing milk during lactation. Think about it - do larger testicles produce more sperm?
.
Jesus Christ, what are you talking about? More breast tissue does indeed determine milk capacity. Read a biology book before making such idiotic suggestions.


Human female breasts are abnormally large in comparison to those of most other mammals. It is likely that men are simply wired to want them, like birds being attracted to certain configurations of plumage.
Yes men are indeed wired to want them, that is due to the evolutionary benifits of higher milk capacity, the comparison to other mamals is irrelivent .

According to this (http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:_aXkuedvUg0J:www.people.fas.harvard .edu/~pellison/PDFs/Jasien_narrow_2004.pdf+large-breasts+evolution&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=9) women with large breasts and narrow waists have a higher reproductive potential.

You totally missed the point of huge tits.
Not only can the woman survive all the dire wolves and saber toothed tigers, but she can do it while running around in a fur bikini with a huge rack.
Go post in the dick section where you belong.

You totally missed the point of huge tits.
Not only can the woman survive all the dire wolves and saber toothed tigers, but she can do it while running around in a fur bikini with a huge rack.
A very salient point.

Jesus Christ, what are you talking about? More breast tissue does indeed determine milk capacity. Read a biology book before making such idiotic suggestions.
Well, I'm convinced. Thanks for missing my point, by the way.

Well, I'm convinced. Thanks for missing my point, by the way.
Yes OK sorry you made a correct point, I screwed up.

I think this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage) will tell you everything you need to know, planck.

I think this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage) will tell you everything you need to know, planck.
Did you mean this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot)?

Look im not interested in the sex life of the abnormal, please keep your personal practices to yourself.

Well, he could be into polishing his mirror (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism).

Well, he could be into polishing his mirror (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism).
Moo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestiality) ha ha..

Freak out! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari)

Jesus Christ, what are you talking about? More breast tissue does indeed determine milk capacity. Read a biology book before making such idiotic suggestions.


Baumgarten was right about the breasts and wrong about the testicles. The mammary glands in the breast produce the milk. This is independent of the breast size since this is dependent on supportive tissues. During pregnancy and after the breasts enlarge due to an increase in size of the lactating tissues.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Breastfeeding(milkfinal).png
Here is a picture.


Sperm has several major components once it is ejaculated and is called semen or seminal fluid. The sperm cells themselves and secretions from the seminal vesicles, prostate and bulbourethral glands.

The quantity of semen therefore produced is dependent on these other components. Since the 'balls' themselves are basically 100% sperm factories it is reasonable to assume that the bigger the balls the more sperm cells are produced...on average.

http://www.fertility.com/Images/testes_tcm38-560.jpg

cato:

eh, I don't think she is very hot. I like either curves or athletic, the half starved look does nothing for me.

I agree whole-heartedly. I just don't understand how anyone can find Uma attractive.

Hehehehe... penis... boobies...

cato:

I agree whole-heartedly. I just don't understand how anyone can find Uma attractive.

No because you are obviously too superficial, to see beyond looks.

Baumgarten was right about the breasts and wrong about the testicles. The mammary glands in the breast produce the milk. This is independent of the breast size since this is dependent on supportive tissues. During pregnancy and after the breasts enlarge due to an increase in size of the lactating tissues.

Here is a picture.


Sperm has several major components once it is ejaculated and is called semen or seminal fluid. The sperm cells themselves and secretions from the seminal vesicles, prostate and bulbourethral glands.

The quantity of semen therefore produced is dependent on these other components. Since the 'balls' themselves are basically 100% sperm factories it is reasonable to assume that the bigger the balls the more sperm cells are produced...on average.


Yeah well biology is not my subject, and I've never took a course in penises myself.

Yeah well biology is not my subject, and I've never took a course in penises myself.

If you went to school in America you probably took Sex-ed.

Interestingly there is one mammalian species in which the breasts of the male give milk, the dayak fruitbat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dayak_fruit_bat).

Males of the species have large, swollen nipples that lactate. The Dayak fruit bat is the only known mammalian species where male lactation might be standard. Male nipples are still smaller than those of females and produce only about a tenth as much milk. The cause and purpose of this phenomenon is unknown, it may be a side effect of phytoestrogens in leaves in the bats' diet, or it may be an actual adaptation to feed their young.

In human's male lactation is seen as a 'defect'.

Some American POWs returning from the Korean and Vietnam Wars also experienced male lactation. - It is speculated that this is the result of either a large amount of stress, or the specialized torturing technique employed by their captors, the unrelented sucking of their nipples.

No because you are obviously too superficial, to see beyond looks.
all I know is her looks. I don't hang our with Hollywood actresses. she might be a great person, but I simply don't find her body especially appealing when you consider other actresses.

and, in case you're wondering, yes, i am jealous of all beautiful women
Nubian, ALL women are beautiful*. Just in different ways.

* Except of course the psychotic b*tches that I end up with.... :eek: :D

Milkmen: Fathers Who Breastfeed (http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html)

It's always funny how I think I make a ridiculous statement and then it turns out to be true.

Nature rocks.

Some American POWs returning from the Korean and Vietnam Wars also experienced male lactation. - It is speculated that this is the result of either a large amount of stress, or the specialized torturing technique employed by their captors, the unrelented sucking of their nipples.

But then again it was an extrapolation of existing knowledge. Male nipples are in essence the same as female ones and nipple stimulation induces lactation.

I look forward to the inevitable, glorious day when men are able to bear children of their own. :bugeye:

http://www.malepregnancy.com/ ;)

i miss one night... :rolleyes:

so we've gone from men's preferences in breast size and body type to male pregnancy and lactation with a few links thrown in for bestiality, and penetration alternatives. :eek: you guys are sick. really. :D

hey, don't lump us all together, I tried to keep on topic, and be rational.

hey, don't lump us all together, I tried to keep on topic, and be rational.

yes, and i thank you for that, cato.
the rest of you could take an example from him.

...
:p

wah? I only made one off subject post. no respect, no respect I tell ya'

So what do guys think about false breast inserts, air and water-filled padded bras and fake nipples?

Is it alright for women to use these to enhance their figures or is it deceptive?

Question: Was this guy stupid?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4653423.stm

So what do guys think about false breast inserts, air and water-filled padded bras and fake nipples?

Is it alright for women to use these to enhance their figures or is it deceptive?
Substandard quality.

Most men like to see a cleavage in clothes and don't seem to care much about big breasts, so why is it a problem to wear inserts to get an artificial cleavage?

By the time I'm 27, I'm gonna be a furry brute. Eventually I'll complete my transformation into a sasquatch.

I think by cup size is a B, according to that link. Of course, I don't need a bra since they support themselves, but I always find it amusing when I sleep with a girl who has smaller tits than I.



Your a girl, you have a banana on your avatar, and you sleep with other girls. yet, you talk like a guy. :bugeye: That makes no fucking sense.

Is it alright for women to use these to enhance their figures or is it deceptive?
as long as it isn't too enhancing.
*thinks about scene from the movie I'm Gunna Get You Sucka, then realizes that nobody would get a reference to that movie*

if a girl uses it to go from like a 30b to a 36b, its fine. if she goes from a 30b to a DD, then no, it is not alright.

So if you're expecting mangoes and you get mosquito bites, you don't mind?

Your a girl, you have a banana on your avatar, and you sleep with other girls. yet, you talk like a guy. :bugeye: That makes no fucking sense.
He's a man. He has man-boobs.

So if you're expecting mangoes and you get mosquito bites, you don't mind?
actually, I would not mind that much. breasts don't even rank in the top 5 things I find attractive about a girl. but I would think it was weird to enhance more than a cup size.

Most men like to see a cleavage in clothes and don't seem to care much about big breasts, so why is it a problem to wear inserts to get an artificial cleavage?

Id probably prefer the naturaly small look rather than padded, that would be a major downer .
I think breast implants are fine, but past about dd on your scale would be a negative to me. I think shape is more important than size anyway - it pains me to see perfectly formed breasts enlarged to extremes. I mean who are they trying to attract?

Most men like to see a cleavage in clothes and don't seem to care much about big breasts, so why is it a problem to wear inserts to get an artificial cleavage?
It's like a wax peach. Nice to look at, but what really matters is beneath the surface.

as long as it isn't too enhancing.
*thinks about scene from the movie I'm Gunna Get You Sucka, then realizes that nobody would get a reference to that movie*

if a girl uses it to go from like a 30b to a 36b, its fine. if she goes from a 30b to a DD, then no, it is not alright.
Yeah I agree.

I like small ones for their ability to exhibit incredible but short-lived vibrational patterns induced by the slightest resonant motion. I like big ones for the way they demonstrate true harmonic motion, especially when suspended in an inverted horizontal position.

Good night. (do any of you have jobs???)

So if you're expecting mangoes and you get mosquito bites, you don't mind?

i think that would be like dating a man with a banana in his pocket only to find that it was more along the lines of a party weiner. :D
terribly, terribly shocking. maybe a little disappointing. but mostly shocking.

You mean

*putting on Mae West voice*

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ?

yeah.
i always prefer happiness to bananas. :p

(do any of you have jobs???)

yes.
we are paid to be cranky with sleep-deprivation. :D

btw, how do men feel about women with one breast? NO JOKE. women that have had surgery due to breast cancer?

No thanks to half titted cancer survivors, thanks.

You really are ignorant, man.
Is that banana a compensator BTW? Or just a tool for the lonely nights?

now, now, planck. i think he suffers from acute cromag man syndrome. :p
btw, you were wrong for that, roman. :rolleyes:

Roman was talking about man boobs earlier. 10% of men will get gynecomastia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia) during their lives.

I like large breast. The bigger the better, as long as they are not fake. I would rather have a woman with small natural breast than large fake breast. I hate the culture of fake breast in the U.S.A. Most of them are unpleasant to look at and most of them are unpleasant to touch. Cancer survivors and a few women with extremely saggy breast are the only women that should be getting breast implants. Most fake breast are not good for mammary intercourse. They're too firm. Who likes mammary intercourse. :D

why isn't there a poll asking sci forum women about their cup size? eh? equality and all that.

Myself and breasts, I like large, unsaggy, with perky nipples and strangely a lot of women, without being lesbian like admiring other womens breasts. Probably much the same as they like admiring other womens hair doo's and shoes.

Certainly I have had more comments from women re my boobs than men.

why isn't there a poll asking sci forum women about their cup size? eh? equality and all that.

Why don't you start one? What size are you?

Why don't you start one? What size are you?


36D according to online calc thing I just did, but I've been squishing myself into 34C bra so it's off to the shops tomorrow! woo hoo, lovvvvvvvvveeee shopping.

oh and in answer to 'what hips' with that, I am UK size 8

which is 27 waist (bit porky since weekend away chip diet) 36 hips thus:

36 27 36

Pictures say more than words.

Pictures say more than words.


http://img461.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leahjuly06004bc2.jpg

I'm one step ahead of you. If I request 'evidence' it is only fair I provide some.
Note the 'squishing' due to inaccurately estimation of bra size. ladies get your boobs measured and avoid being squished!

Do we all have to put up our booby pictures now?

Only after I see some pics in the guys thread.

Do we all have to put up our booby pictures now?

Only after I see some pics in the guys thread.

lol, there might be a sudden influx of male crotch pics appearing, based upon this promise!

Hmm well one can always hope; how can we tell they didn't take it off a web site, though?

Maybe we should ask for a full frontal?

Hmm well one can always hope; how can we tell they didn't take it off a web site, though?

Maybe we should ask for a full frontal?

we must STRESS no bananas

WOOOOOOOO COLLEGE!!!
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3238/wanker7xi.png

(What a wanker.)

Is this Roman? lol

it is indeed :)

Hmm not bad, not bad at all!

Maybe we can convince him to drop the banana?

Hmm not bad, not bad at all!

Maybe we can convince him to drop the banana?

good luck!

:D :D

http://img461.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leahjuly06004bc2.jpg

I'm one step ahead of you. If I request 'evidence' it is only fair I provide some.
Note the 'squishing' due to inaccurately estimation of bra size. ladies get your boobs measured and avoid being squished!
:eek: That is you?????? I dont believe you I need more pictorial evidence. :)

lol, there might be a sudden influx of male crotch pics appearing, based upon this promise!
-NO!NO! more girlie pics, pweeeeeze? :p


http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/150/leahjuly06004bc2.jpg

very nice TOR, very nice indeed. I don't have a digital camera, so you all must miss out on big cato. (I would never actually post my junk anyway)

I honestly dont get why the media hypes up skinny women, women with big hips and cuves in the right places are beautiful.

well, women can look good with curves or bone skinny. I don't know why the media always shows the latter.

Who likes mammary intercourse. :D

me! :D
wait...does that include the female side of it?

Well ToR, you've got me doing it now

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5017/img0473vw6.jpg

Nubian, you're next :D

Well ToR, you've got me doing it now

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5017/img0473vw6.jpg

Nubian, you're next :D

Oh mama! Shake dat tree baby, dem is juicy ripe fruit a fallin' down :D

Now why am I not surprised?

Forgot the vitals : 36D

Now why am I not surprised?

Forgot the vitals : 36D

dem's mighty fine vitals :D

Stop drooling on my girls, Touchwood

what are you like 12 years old touchwood??

anyway, I heard that girls like smart guys, but who would have thought sciforums would attract two very lovely women. well, I haven't seen a real pic of samcdkey, but her breasts look nice :D

RRRRRufff.

i do have a slight issue with the coconut cup bra though. Two essential items missing for the complete aesthetic experience. Let those girls loose.

Celebrity status awaits.

oh, and I'm going to bed now. Nighty night :D

what are you like 12 years old touchwood??

anyway, I heard that girls like smart guys, but who would have thought sciforums would attract two very lovely women. well, I haven't seen a real pic of samcdkey, but her breasts look nice :D

So nice to meet a man with the right priorities!!! :D

There's nothing like a good set of jugs!!

touchwoo, vega,

cmon dudes. we are trying to keep this an adult conversation. I am sure they are flattered, but please stop cyber-groping these young women.

anyway,

sam, TOR, you both seem... uhh... well endowed, do you have any back problems? just wondering, never had the guts to ask a girl that in real life.

Not me no, but I do yoga; maybe that makes a difference.

Anyway D is not such a big deal *no pun intended*

touchwoo, vega,

cmon dudes. we are trying to keep this an adult conversation. I am sure they are flattered, but please stop cyber-groping these young women.

sigh. Yep this is definitely adult conversation. Go practice a few more bench presses kid.

wow, that was odd! I just finished working out. I am surfing the net while I cool down enough to take a shower.

are you secretly a ninja?

I was going to post in here that this thread is stupid.
But then I saw boobs.

*drool*

I like 'em smaller myself though.
I chose B's.

well, the thread is not really of much intellectual value. its just a conversation.

Well ToR, you've got me doing it now

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5017/img0473vw6.jpg

Nubian, you're next :D
I like!!!
We do have some way above average looking birds on this site.
I must admit I slightly prefer theory's though. Hey this is a thread discussing preference afterall.

That's ok this is not a competition

Depraved, hedonistic, loose, exhibitionistic, sluts of the devil. You're all going to hell.

(See yall there!)

Good night.

And you sam. I'm rather disturbed...

Depraved, hedonistic, loose, exhibitionistic, sluts of the devil. You're all going to hell.

(See yall there!)

Good night.
Yeah fuck off and have a barclays over your bible.

Yeah fuck off and have a barclays over your bible.
OMG! Did you see what the funny newb posted ^^^^^^ :D :D

And you sam. I'm rather disturbed...


Ok friends are disturbed=picture is out.

OMG! Did you see what the funny newb posted ^^^^^^ :D :D


You better go down on your knees and pray for him http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

You better go down on your knees and pray for him http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif
He is clearly hellbound and I will have nothing to do with such a heathen. And you, being a muslim, should chastise him thoroughly.

Peace be with you all - except imaplanck.

He is clearly hellbound and I will have nothing to do with such a heathen. And you, being a muslim, should chastise him thoroughly.

Peace be with you all - except imaplanck.


La haula wa la kuwata illa billa

I'm ashamed that you had to remind me; you are right.

I have been sinful and so has imaplanck

He is clearly hellbound and I will have nothing to do with such a heathen. And you, being a muslim, should chastise him thoroughly.

Peace be with you all - except imaplanck.
Obviously someone is moody because the choir is out for summer ;) .

La haula wa la kuwata illa billa

I'm ashamed that you had to remind me; you are right.

I have been sinful and so has imaplanck
This is a den of sinners. You are all in good (evil) company. You won't be lonely in hell. Except you sam. You are clearly redeemable.

Obviously someone is moody because the choir is out for summer ;) .
You should think about where you want to spend eternity oh misled one. The choir down below has rather warm breath and pointy teeth.

I'm ashamed that you had to remind me; you are right.

I have been sinful and so has imaplanck
see thats why you should be an atheist. atheists can show off their boobs all they want. =]

see thats why you should be an atheist. atheists can show off their boobs all they want. =]
Horrible SINNER SPAWN OF SATAN!!! :mad: :mad:

I am a changed woman

see?------>http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1385.gif

I'm disturbed by Superliminal's condemnation of Sam's boobs.
And I'm disturbed that I didn't get a backup copy before she removed them.

...
Seriously.
What's up with that, Superliminal?

Horrible SINNER SPAWN OF SATAN!!! :( :(

BOOB HATER! (.)(.) !

I am a changed woman

see?------>http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1385.gif
Despite the low heathenistic nature of that , I am amused.

I'm disturbed by Superliminal's condemnation of Sam's boobs.
And I'm disturbed that I didn't get a backup copy before she removed them.

...
Seriously.
What's up with that, Superliminal?
I am a changed man. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/teu35.gif

-edit, I am sorry, that was rude

Oh dear well just don't put it up again

yeah, I can see why you may not want that public.

I am a changed man. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/teu35.gif
:DThey say imitation is the best flattery, thanks?

I am a changed man. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/angels/teu35.gif

How can you possibly get better than perfect, supe? *gushing*

:DThey say imitation is the best flattery, thanks?
Does this mean you have seen through my ruse, you heathen?

How can you possibly get better than perfect, supe? *gushing*
You really are my favorite. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/586.gif

Does this mean you have seen through my ruse, you heathen?
Lol yeah, you were more convincing than me though.

Sleep well man.

Lol yeah, you were more convincing than me though.
I couldn't resist... too much fun. :)

Not Fair Sam, I never got to see your boobs :(

Me neither Tor! :(

What do you plan to do about this, samcdkey?? Hm??

Puppies. Now.

anyway,

sam, TOR, you both seem... uhh... well endowed, do you have any back problems? just wondering, never had the guts to ask a girl that in real life.


No, well not boob related anyway.

Some women do, but they are HUGE, HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE

My step sister had a breast reduction operation as hers were so big they gave her back problems. And no, no pics of those I'm afraid! Also one of my receptionists (from few yrs back) also had boob reduction for the same reason. These women though had boobs that came down to the waist if not hips, so quite a big difference.

http://img461.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leahjuly06004bc2.jpg

I'm one step ahead of you. If I request 'evidence' it is only fair I provide some.
Note the 'squishing' due to inaccurately estimation of bra size. ladies get your boobs measured and avoid being squished!

Is that a push-up though? It would be more scientific to see the breasts in their natural state.

Yessss, we knows sspurious knowsss his sciencccce. Preciousssssssssssssss.

Yes I agree with the two professors here and it would be strictly in the name of science of course.

ToR, I think they're marvellous as they are. Could I possibly borrow them to use as pillows? They look very comfortable.

Not Fair Sam, I never got to see your boobs :(


Sorry ToR, super has shown me the right path, I cannot deviate :)

Me neither Tor! :(

What do you plan to do about this, samcdkey?? Hm??

Puppies. Now.

Hard luck Red; but ToR is still here

The real reason she removed them is someone(me) said they weren't the best. :D

Puppies. Now.
Sam.

Read that statement again.

Now: exactly what is it about that demand that makes you think it is in any way negotiable?

The real reason she removed them is someone(me) said they weren't the best. :D

Absolutely! my girls were disappointed :D

Sam.

Read that statement again.

Now: exactly what is it about that demand that makes you think it is in any way negotiable?

I haven't seen your picture in the size matters thread, have I?

Get back to me when they've invented a chart big enough.

Absolutely! my girls were disappointed :D
They were still very nice and I would be proud to share in them, but TOR's were slightly more cuddleable.

stands solemnly with arms folded/

Ok. Where are they?

grimaces desperately/

Somebody must have a copy, lets trade?!

Oh, Sam, I go away for one day and look at all the trouble you cause...
Saiyyadati, you missed your calling in life, do you have "femme fatale" listed as your occupation on your passport?

Is that a push-up though? It would be more scientific to see the breasts in their natural state.


http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=69900040&imageID=709568445&MyToken=9d7ed594-5458-4578-98c0-66a8599db54f

No bra worn, meanwhile me thinks they are bigger now for some reason. So not 100% time accurate. Anyway where is the 'evidence' re blokes thread?? ay??

heh, the good ol egg laying pic.

The real reason she removed them is someone(me) said they weren't the best.
”


Absolutely! my girls were disappointed
well, I thought they were nice *blushes* :D

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=69900040&imageID=709568445&MyToken=9d7ed594-5458-4578-98c0-66a8599db54f

No bra worn, meanwhile me thinks they are bigger now for some reason. So not 100% time accurate. Anyway where is the 'evidence' re blokes thread?? ay??


Ah...the classic picture to which I made my first positive remark regarding your breasts...

well, I thought they were nice *blushes* :D

Thanks; in that case I'm glad you didn't miss them ;)

I think they were probably very nice too. *blush*

I think they were probably at least as nice as ToR's - if not nicer. *shy smile*

Now are we likely to see anything 'dog-like' around here, apart from my tongue?

I think they were probably very nice too. *blush*

I think they were probably at least as nice as ToR's - if not nicer. *shy smile*

Now are we likely to see anything 'dog-like' around here, apart from my tongue?

Quit panting Red; I'm not gonna fall for that

OK. I don't care.

If that is indeed you in your avatar, I still think you're quite possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on.

* feigns disinterest *

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851582/

Nice try Red.
(PS, for future reference you should leave out the words "quite possibly") :D

Adding to your list of admirers still, Saiyyadati? I thought it was polygamy, not polyandry :cool:

OK. I don't care.

If that is indeed you in your avatar, I still think you're quite possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on.

* feigns disinterest *

In that case I won't break your heart by telling you its Audrey Tautou


edit: looks like Oli was faster

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851582/

Nice try Red.
(PS, for future reference you should leave out the words "quite possibly") :D

Adding to your list of admirers still, Saiyyadati? I thought it was polygamy, not polyandry :cool:

Those are not my admirers Oli; just my girls' :D

Those are not my admirers Oli; just my girls' :D
I do have the legs for stockings (but don't own the stockings :bugeye: ).

PS Was the original picture you then? If so, the statement stands.

I do have the legs for stockings (but don't own the stockings :bugeye: ).

You missed the apostrophe after the s in girls.

PS Was the original picture you then? If so, the statement stands.

Nope it wasn't; I'll put up a picture in the Picture thread soon.

Hmm. I think you should, samcdkey, I think you should..

Hmm. I think you should, samcdkey, I think you should..

and what about your pic? Clothed will be acceptable.

On the topic of breasts:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5190306.stm

Breastfeeding 'kills baby's pain'

A review of research found that breastfeeding newborns helps relieve the pain from a needle prick used to screen their blood for disease.

Breastfed babies appeared to experience less pain than those who were swaddled, given a pacifier, or a placebo. Comfort from a mother's presence may be key.

The wife's breasts have been considerably enlarged due to pregnancy and subsequent breast feeding. They were already large. How do I feel about this?

As usual a man can never form an opinion by himself. He has to consult his mates. The general conclusion reached is that all breast sizes are delicious! Big, small, medium. What really counts is the entire package. In fact we know some women with what you might call perfect goodlooking breasts but we wouldn't put or genitalia near these women (except some of my mates) for the simple reason of personality.

In short. We love all women if the whole package is good.

The size of my wife's breasts do mean more than finding the right bra. It's a means of releaving pain and delivering milk. And I find them aesthetically pleasing.

OK, here's one of me, not having any trouble at all with kite strings on the go-karts:

http://static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

OK, here's one of me, not having any trouble at all with kite strings on the go-karts:

http://static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

ah so you are ginger haired (strawberry blonde) with green/blue eyes and tattoo on left upper arm, oh and 'ouch'.