View Full Version : Dire warning for Sir Loone!


Adam
05-07-02, 10:00 PM
Sir Loone!

You are in grave peril! Your sole is peeling loose from the worn-out old boot of your life! Worship at the alter of Wibble the Really Big and Tough, or burn for ever in the Great Big Hot Oven-Like Fire-pits of Ki-Chen, in the Really Horrible and Nasty Pits of Deep Dark Danky Doom Doom!

Beware! Wibble says "Thou art screwed, who do not worship me". And his Most Holy Son Cheesehead said "Thou art really screwed, who do not worship Dad".

Convert now! Abandon your selfish and misguided ways! Turn to the light! Join the Holy Crusade of the True Church! Join the Legions of Wibble, and crush the infidel into small broken bits of mashy-goo!

Repent, Sinner!

PS: You know it's all true, coz I used Big Blue Letters!

Bebelina
05-08-02, 12:04 AM
Tell me more about Legions of Wibble and Cheesehead! Because I donīt want to go to ...Doom Doom....:eek:

Adam
05-08-02, 01:08 AM
Wibble is the Great and Powerful Bringer of Truth(tm). As in, the REAL Truth(tm). What is that Truth? I don't know. But it's really BIG! We don't get to know until we die after a life of service to the Wibble.

Cheesehead is the son of Wibble. Cheesehead has a big block of cheese for a head. He wanders about tossing money-lenders out of temples unless they give him heaps of money, burning mormons, and writing scathing reviews of bad movies.

Nah, you won't be burning in Doom Doom, Bebelina, you're far too groovy for that. Hold your wrist out and I'll give you a free "Admit One Into Heaven" stamp.

Tiassa
05-08-02, 03:28 AM
Bah! Sounds like Scientology if you're trademarking it. :p

thanx,
Tiassa :cool:

Bebelina
05-08-02, 08:42 AM
*holding out wrist in anticipation* :eek:

Adam
05-08-02, 08:46 AM
*Kisses Bebelina's wrist, magically applying the "Admit One" brand.*

Worth the anticipation? :p

SpyFox_the_KMeson
05-08-02, 08:50 AM
Is this religion Wisconsin based by any chance?
Just checking. :)

Adam
05-08-02, 09:04 AM
More boredom-based.

Neutrino_Albatross
05-08-02, 05:30 PM
Do you know hwere i can find cheesehead. Im getting hungry.

Oops is that blaspheme?

Adam
05-08-02, 08:39 PM
You can find Cheesehead in every home, at the shops, in the petrol station, even in military bases. Cheesehead is everywhere. (ie. He's in the fridge.)

Neutrino_Albatross
05-08-02, 08:48 PM
IT IS TRUE I HAVE SEEN THE HOLY CHEESEHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE TO THE WORSHIP OF THE GREAT WIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BECOME A PRIEST IN HIS ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL POST ONLY IN LARGE ORANGE FONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam
05-08-02, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the light! May the blessings of Wibble and Cheesehead be upon you! You are now fit to bear the title Cheesepope! (Or Archbishop of Cheeseness, whichever you prefer.) You can now join the ranks of loyal followers, beside such greats as: Carindal Gouda, Reverend Jarlsberg, Father Camembert, Bishop Cheddar, and Sister Tasty! (Sister Tasty is just funky...)

Neutrino_Albatross
05-08-02, 08:58 PM
ILL BE THE ARCH BISHOP THE POPE'S HAT LOOKS STUPID

Adam
05-08-02, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Xev
THE GREAT CTHULHU LOVES ME... wrapped in the tentacles of an alien God-Monster...
CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Hehehe...

Bebelina
05-09-02, 03:10 AM
Yes, it was definitely worth it!
Can I also become an uber-something??? :D
I promise to worship Cheesehead every day, every day!!!:eek:

Adam
05-09-02, 03:24 AM
I hereby promote Bebelina to the rank of uber-chick, and confer on her the title Sister Groovificacious of the Holy Funkification. Welcome to the glorious halls of Cheesedom, Sister Bebelina!

SpyFox_the_KMeson
05-09-02, 09:23 AM
"Welcome to the glorious halls of Cheesedom..."

Do the halls of Cheesedom have a rat infestation problem, by any chance? Or are they sealed in or something? :)

Adam
05-09-02, 09:27 AM
No rats. We're just fine in the halls of Cheesedom, unless someone cuts the cheese...

The Metatron
05-09-02, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Adam


Groovificacious of the Holy Funkification.



Ill convert if it has a good beat!!!!

yumyum
08-20-02, 05:21 PM
all hail Cheesehead im filled with the holy cheeseness [/B]

Adam
08-20-02, 07:27 PM
Filled with holy cheeseness? That sounds rather disgustingly pornographic... :eek:

yumyum
08-20-02, 07:32 PM
hmm.... really i didnt think about that much how does it sound so.