View Full Version : Depression and Anxiety's Miracle Cure!


Teetotaler
09-01-07, 09:14 PM
Twelve Fish Oil Omega-3 capsules a day. Be happy. End of discussion.

cosmictraveler
09-01-07, 09:27 PM
But I don't want happiness. What do I take for unhappiness? :shrug:

Tyler
09-01-07, 10:06 PM
Hours a day on this site.

Killjoy
09-01-07, 10:31 PM
Twelve Fish Oil Omega-3 capsules a day. Be happy. End of discussion.
Couple hundred grams of explosive~propelled lead taken intra-cranially...

End of discussion, at least.

:mufc:

Varda
09-01-07, 10:51 PM
i miss my lovely hipericum... can't take that anymore because of contraceptives... so now I just suck it up

cosmictraveler
09-02-07, 07:30 AM
Hours a day on this site.



:bravo::bravo:

USS Exeter
09-03-07, 10:03 AM
If all else fails, there's always Electroshock therapy!

Oli
09-03-07, 10:27 AM
Death.
Dead people have never once complained of depression.

Fathoms
09-03-07, 10:31 AM
How can it be a miracle cure if you have to buy stuff and ingest stuff for it to work? Sounds more like a causality cure to me.

USS Exeter
09-03-07, 06:53 PM
Did you know that Electroshock therapy is 80% effective in treating maniac depression and schizophrenia?

ashpwner
09-03-07, 07:19 PM
Death.
Dead people have never once complained of depression.

LOL evry this guy knows what he is talking about!

dixonmassey
09-03-07, 07:29 PM
Did you know that Electroshock therapy is 80% effective in treating maniac depression and schizophrenia?
Since mental health professionals are notorious for misdiagnosing schizophrenia there are some doubts.

dixonmassey
09-03-07, 07:32 PM
12 capsules of fish oil, that's some calories in there. Do you eat anything else? Besides, those capsules are so highly processed I doubt if any Omega-3 left in there. Have you tried catching and eating raw fish? It should be much more effective :)

Xerxes
09-03-07, 07:57 PM
It's about 10 nutritionally dense calories per capsule.. they won't make you fat.

If you're worried about over-processed capsules, just take straight fish oil.

Exhumed
09-03-07, 08:36 PM
Why 12?

Teetotaler
09-03-07, 08:39 PM
The more, the better the results.

Xerxes
09-11-07, 10:09 PM
Because, there are usually ~300mg of omega-3s in a capsule. Studies say you need at least 2g.

You could take more, but there are diminishing returns.