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Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Zardozi, May 27, 2007.

  1. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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  3. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    If you want to attract women you should masturbate and smear the jism all over your chest. Preferably the day before you meet women.
     
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    Dove, without perfume, is good.
     
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  7. John99 Banned Banned

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    Is that your scientific approach?

    :roflmao:
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    tried and tested. 100% success guaranteed.
     
  9. John99 Banned Banned

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    Thats only because you fuck chimpanzees/
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    sorry, that I don't have any tips for homos like you.
     
  11. John99 Banned Banned

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    I am sure you have many...in your imagination.

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  12. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    I'm currently spraying my hairy pits with Nivea for men - Dry Impact

    It's quite good, but quite intense with the white powder.

    I'm ashamed to say that I had a Glasgow shower* today. It worked pretty well with this stuff, though. Highly recommended.

    *A good dose of deodorant and skip the shower.
     
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    I have not used deoderant or shaving cream for about 5 years. I stopped using shampoo too but the brown soap was drying out my lustrerous hair so i reluctantly went back to shampoo.
     
  14. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I am just imagining you are funny.
     
  15. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    I don't keep my armpits hairy.
     
  16. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    I've got no problems trimming other areas, but for some reason I'm not sure about my armpits.

    I'll have to give it a go. It makes sense, I suppose.
     
  17. John99 Banned Banned

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    Of course it makes sense, do it. It is a good thing to do, you got scissors?
     
  18. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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    i want to make it better by adding another deo to it. BUt am clueless. I dont want my armspits to burn from mixing. Should I use some water ?
     
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    How bad do you smell?

    Absolutely.
     
  20. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    I can go better than that. I have a set of clippers.

    I've been a little reluctant to use them since they took a lump out of my penis, though

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    No, all you need are scissors. Armpit hairs are very soft when they get very long/

    AND DONT EVER USE SHAVING CREAM ON YOU FACE.
     
  22. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Alright. I like a challenge, so I'll use the scissors on my swiss army knife.

    Why shouldn't we use shaving cream on our face?
     
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