Reports: Senior Indian official dies after monkey attack in New Delhi

The Associated Press
Published: October 21, 2007

NEW DELHI: A senior government official died Sunday after falling from a balcony during an attack by wild monkeys at his home in the Indian capital, media reported.
New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by the gang of Rhesus macaques, but quickly succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.
Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/10/21/asia/AS-GEN-India-Monkey-Menace.php

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LOL...Well, Looks like we need Ace Ventura to sort this one out.. LOL...

Where was spuriousmonkey when you needed him?? Although he might have planned that attack.

Lmao

It's spurious' fault! He's secretly breeding a bioengineered army of mad monkeys. :runaway:

Stop blaming the monkeys, the fool fell off a balconey. LOL.

I suspect thee be a monkey. :bugeye:

How sad.

I suspect thee be a monkey. :bugeye:

Excuse me? didn't it say he sustained injuries from a fall? did they pick him up and throw him over too?

Excuse me? didn't it say he sustained injuries from a fall? did they pick him up and throw him over too?

They attacked him on his balcony and he fell off of it while trying to get away from them attacking him.

They attacked him on his balcony and he fell off of it while trying to get away from them attacking him.

really? No way dude! Why didn't he try to get back in his house/apartment/condo/shack etc instead of jumping to his death? Silly human, bad monkeys! LOL.

LOL Was he covered in Monkey Sperm? We should put the SpuriousMonkey Man on the case!

No way dude! Why didn't he try to get back in his house/apartment/condo/shack etc instead of jumping to his death? Silly human, bad monkeys! LOL.

He was outside and was trapped by the monkeys that were preventing him from going back in the room. This sounds like spuriousmonkey was there to me. ;)

I know spurious is involved in some way but it's for the cops to find out, maybe officer Petal is available.

I know spurious is involved in some way but it's for the cops to find out, maybe officer Petal is available.

why?? Did the monkey ejaculate on the guy? Or was he beat to death with a rolled up scientific thesis on monkey semen?? :shrug:

The monkeys attacked the man, didn't you read what was posted? He feared for his life and couldn't get back inside so he was forced off the balcony or he would have been mauled to death it would seem.

The monkeys attacked the man, didn't you read what was posted? He feared for his life and couldn't get back inside so he was forced off the balcony or he would have been mauled to death it would seem.

you meant this thread to be funny, so what do you expect? should we indict those monkey's for murder? the macaques grow to a large size, don't they? that should teach them not to have them running around loose like that. Do they think a monkey is going to listen to "Stop that! bad monkey!"

I hope no animals were harmed in this action.

Monkeys..Eh, we invade their natural habitat and they fight back.. should be interesting. .

We lost a couple of soldiers in Vietnam to monkeys.

Monkeys have an advantage in balcony fights, I think. That doesn't sound fair.

The monkeys were probably just trying to pluck his banana and nuts :D

Jai Bajrangbali!

Reports: Senior Indian official dies after monkey attack in New Delhi

The Associated Press
Published: October 21, 2007

NEW DELHI: A senior government official died Sunday after falling from a balcony during an attack by wild monkeys at his home in the Indian capital, media reported.


Its the balcony, not the monkey.


I hope no animals were harmed in this action.

I hope no balcony was damaged in this action.