Dear Santa,

For christmas I would like :-

1. a soft universe
2. an unstable equilibrium
3. a boook of speeling und inglish grammer
4. a plane without a surface
5. a 5 x 5

Well since Santa is an omnipotent being of absolute truth...

I want a pony.
A duck.
A mars-bar.
and a blackhole in my back yard.

P.S. especialy the ducky.

PMSL@ all posts. Whats a 5 x 5 kaduseus??

Dear Santa,

Please send the following oh wise one...

1. Please send small informational packet on what in the world we might use a Bosen-Einstein condensate for.
Super Conductors?

2. A self replicating Nanite.

3. 12 month subscription to the following Magazines.

a. Nature
b. Popular Mechanics
c. Playboy (please don't put me on the naughty list!)

4. WORLD PEACE

Thanks Santa Baby!
Me

P.S. A baby Rottweiler would be cool too but I thought it bit much to ask for the house with a big yard to go along with it. :D

I would go for world peace too Pine_Net

I want

1. Waking Life DVD
2. Money
3. Sims Online
4. New GFX card
5. Extra Ram

Dear Santa, Please give me back the girl i was led to the year before last. :(

a quick blow please

thanks

I'd like a rifle. Something simple like a Ruger Magnum M77RSM MKII, in order not to be too picky or greedy, but i'll leave it to your discretion. Oh... and enough ammo to last me a few years. thanks mate.

Pine_net
2. A self replicating Nanite.

Are you crazy! I asked for one of those last year and I'm still shoveling them out of my closets. Ask for it with a little fail-safe program like "If I clap my hands three times and spin in a counter-clock-wise circle you will stop replicating and not be there when I open my eyes.":D

Santa Baby,

Bring me something for under the tree.

A powerdrill with an attachable screw driver socket thingy.
A table saw.
A new Dremel--mine is worn out.
A hybrid Honda Civic--black or grey with cloth upholstery.
A nice punk-rock houseboy, who cleans and does dishes and cooks all for a low flat rate. (Hair dye(s) provided)
A purple and silver silk Pakastani wedding sari with all of the necessary trouseau jewels.
A sprinkler system and dicondra seeds for the front lawn.

If I could have anything at all I would choose godhood in a new universe that is a blank slate.

If not that I want every country in the world to be democratic.

If not that I want a copy of Tropico2: Pirate's Cove

Dear Santa
Thanks for an awesome Xmas!

Merry Xmas all!:D

I've been a good boy... so why the lame chocolate, 80$ and Tupac
calendar ? Why not a book like "Reason and Responsibility" ? Why
do you insist on making my life miserable !? Was it the excessive
masturbation ?? *realizing he said too much, sloi runs away like an
Osama look-a-like*

:(

Apologies to everyone that got lame presents for christmas...........

I got santa very very very drunk and then convinced him he did not exist. ooooppps :D :D :D :D

Well I asked for a 5x5 and he got me a 2x2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

I got none of the things I asked for.

i got what i wanted and guess what?
the dude swallows!

i now have a perfect diamond the size of a house... this nanite rocks.. heh heh