Dear Fuck-ville USA, Where: 23rd and Charles street on the 800 block. When: Friday at approx. 8:30 p.m. Me: Blond girl in leather jacket and boots and blue shirt To the stupid guy I was performing surveillance on. Will you just take a drink…just ONE drink…just one beer for fucks sake and let me take a picture of it so I no longer have to sit in the back of a smelly van spying on your pathetic ass with my partner’s super-cool spy cam and bogus binoculars. To the creepy man in the white Dodge Intrepid who solicited sexual favors from me as I stood on the corner, taking a smoke break…I am NOT a HOOKER and you’re blowing my cover! Stop leering at me. It doesn’t matter how long you sit in your car with the motor running, you will not get so much as the finger from me (though it was tempting, believe me). To the gangbanger who cut in front of me when I was in line at the Ghetto-Mart, take that stupid bandanna off, you look like an idiot, and your scrawny butt is not any tougher because you’re wearing all black. I hate you. To the Rasta dude who almost hawked up a giant loogie on me. Die. To the pimp in the crap-ass caprice with the uber-special shiny hubcaps: Yes, I am out here all by myself tonight. No I don’t want a ride. No, I’m good thanks. Really. Oh, I’m a whore? Stop calling me a whore! You fat, ugly, motherfucker. I hope your ‘whip’ takes a nosedive into a ditch some where. Yeah, I’m talking to you. Dumb ass. To the evil little man behind the counter at the Ghetto-mart, you I hate the most. Why? Because I walked my ass two blocks in the dark through fuck-ville USA to buy some stupid chips from your store in hopes that you might let me use your bathroom. After being subsequently leered at, harassed, called a variety of super-cool names, and almost been spit on, all I really wanted to do was pee. But did you help me? No. You evil little man. You would not let me use your bathroom. I offered you TWENTY dollars! Twenty. Fucking. Dollars. But oh no. No can do. Can’t let the harmless little blond girl use your bathroom. The only bathroom within walking distance is off limits. Of course it is. Why wouldn’t it be? This is fuck-ville USA. Lastly, to the little old lady whose driveway I peed on while hiding behind your car…I’m really, REALLY sorry. It couldn’t be helped. I had to go. And you also didn’t have any motion sensor lights on your house. Bad idea, by the way, because in fuck-ville this makes you a living target. Especially for people like me. Again, sorry. Sincerely, Me P.S. To the guy I kicked in the ribs and face last night. I’m pretty sure I broke your nose with my heel. Hope you liked it. If you ever touch my boyfriend again I will KILL you. To the guy who back-handed me. Die. You busted my lip, you asshole. To cop who didn’t arrest us, THANK YOU. (They really did jump us, by the way).
What are you, a PI or something?? Anyway, all perfect examples of why I'd never live in the city, I would be jailed for murder.
Interesting! You had on no pants or skirt or anything? You were only wearing the jacket, boots and shirt as mentioned??? Ooooh, the imagination runs rampant! Hmm, you're stalking some guy wearing no pants or skirt on a Friday night? And you pissed on someone's driveway? What did you wipe yourself with afterward? And more importantly, what did you do with that wipe material? Are you ...ah, like, ...ahh, Batwoman or something? Or is this the start of a cool new crime novel? Baron Max
Ha. There is no way I would go in them at night in the dark by myself. Do you know what happens in those 'washrooms'? Ahhhh!
If I was Batwoman I wouldn't have had to pee in a driveway. So not cool.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Meh. It's just a cut lip. And it's kind of my fault for jumping into a pile of swinging guys. It's okay, you should see the other guy...Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
wtf after 15mts of sleuthing...... -------------------------- 23rd Ave S & S Charles St, Seattle, WA 98144 Charles St & 23rd St, Rockford, IL 61108 --------------------------- -------------------------- About jessiej920 Location The Emerald City --------------------------- i end up here thanks for nothing /frown
jessie you do realise stawking is illegal? if it was me you were stawking i would have punched you in the mouth PI or no PI
