After my foray into the sexual connotations of breasts... I give you a serious complaint. Not about the theory of evolution, but of evolution in practice. Monkeys are considered our most likely and recent link from age old clumps of bio-organic algae. Monkeys, mostly, have hairy butts. Arse hair was apparently on the evolutionary agenda for us, dammit! evolution shmevolution. Arse hair proves the existance of one hell of an insane cosmic practical joke- practical in the extreme! Arse hair just made wiping a 7 minute job, for no practical reason! and Damned if i'm risking myself for razor induced betterment! Orrifice warmth is not even an EXCUSE! there's no hair on the end of my penis and I respect that far more than the end with which I excrete! Goddammit who are you and why have I got these inadequacies!
