Darkie befriends female =P

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  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I guess by chance I've befriended a young girl, she's rather unusual. She's someone I met at work and have come to have lunch with from time to time. She told me she prefers male friends cuz they are more easy to understand, oh well.She herself is interesting in a way, being married yet seemingly bored on weekends?! I am invited to a bar on Saint Patricks Day :L I will drink but it'll be odd. Dont' know what I'd do there lol

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  3. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You know what "bored on weekends" means, don't'cha kiddo ?

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    Make sure to suck down plenty O' these on Saint Patty's day:

    http://www.drinknation.com/drink/Irish-Car-Bomb

    The generally accepted toast before "inhaling" is to shout "Up the 'RA!!!"

    :cheers:
     
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  5. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Darkie you gonna get shagged only more.
     
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  7. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Just what is unusual about her? :shrug:
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Darkie's gonna get beat up.
     
  9. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I fear females now

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  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    bored on weekends...lol
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No, I mean by her husband of course.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    dude...its time for some exciting possibilities. Make sure after the bar or before to give her a hint to go to your place. dont blow this one. oh and have a condom
     
  13. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    I would go for a single girl but go for it I say.
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    darki, I think you are reading too much into it. Maybe she can introduce you to some of her single female friends.
     
  15. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah.

    She probably just wants to use the poor kid as a crying towel to saturate with sob stories about the pud she's married to.

    Tell 'er to put out - I mean UP - or shut up, Owl Boy !

    :mufc:
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Same ole same ole...
     
  17. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Nah, he needs to meet many many many more!
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, that's what I meant.
    It's the same ole same ole false perspective: you're going for a drink with a woman, therefore it MUST be sex on the menu...

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  19. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Women can't be trusted to control their urges, Oli.

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    Maybe she wants a friend.

    Maybe she wants to flirt and get her husband jealous.

    Maybe she wants some action.

    More importantly, you could end up with a broken heart and nose and the clap, because, babycakes, she's either stupid, conniving, or out of control. Bottom line: You're getting played.
     
  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Players only love you when they're playing.
     
  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Pfft it's not whether or not she can control them: it's whether or not he can

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  22. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I was going to give some advice, but I recently discovered that apparently I'm gay. Which came as a bit of a shock to me as I had no idea, but the guy who told me seemed pretty sure.
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    dude dont listen to every bloke on the street. Go and check it out yourself, see what gets an erection, a naked babe or a naked bloke.
     

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