http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=486441&section=news

So, who do you think deserves the land? Who should get it? It isn't just an issue of land boundaries, these islands of ice have economic potential, as they can now be shipped to southern countries.

Since then the two sides have expressed their claim by hoisting flags, with Danes leaving bottles of schnapps behind for the next troupe of flag-bearing Canadians, who leave bottles of whiskey in return.

The Horror!