Have any of you ever looked at the stars at night? There is just so many! And they look like tiny grains of salt.....

Wait.....

What if they are salt, and the universe is like a giant pretzel!

And God is just waiting to eat us.... :p :p :p

These thoughts keep you awake at night dont they?

no, they just produce very vivid dreams

they could be disovling grains of sugar in a recently stirred cup of coffee

Does that mean that God is actually going to sip us, or just blow on it to cool it down??

lmao you are all dumb........ but then again so am i
what if the universe is both a preztel and coffie
only the prezel is a breatfest prezel and god is jsut waiting to eat us untill he guts hugnry and drink us when he is thirsty?

Welcome to the real discussions of sci forums eh?

Well, we would be more of a coffee cake then. I guess we are the crumbs floating in a cup of coffee that recently had sugar stirred in.....

Now what if he had decided to use creamer??

I am going to plead with God not to eat us or drink us. I am worried. I do not want to die. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is a deep forum. LOL!
Peace...
Ebed El Olam

how would he make the cream? and would it be well whipped? :-p

Oh, god, living with boys can incriminate even angels.

Maybe the stars are actually dandruff--God might have a reeeeaaallly bad case of psoriasis :p