View Full Version : Confession Booth


darksidZz
03-29-08, 07:09 PM
I submitt the idea to you we should have a confession booth where members here can go and post confessions only the MODs can read, lol

domesticated om
03-29-08, 09:00 PM
LOL - like anybody wants to sit around listening to every bodies personal shit. This concept is begging to be botted.



Moderator: "My time is yours, go ahead....."

Sderenzi: It has been about two years since I've been to conf-"

Moderator: "Very good, proceed."

Sderenzi: Well ---- I don't know where to start. I feel like my life is going nowehere..."

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: "......and there's this whole thing with my new roommate. I hate her. Every day I wish things could be different"

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: ".....and its just not fair. I have a lot of hateful thoughts about her, and I know I'm wrong. I think about changing my ways sometimes......I just don't know anymore."

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: "So I guess I should try harder to be a better person. That would definitely give me stability in life"

Moderator: "You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production; prevent accidents, and...... be happy."

darksidZz
03-29-08, 10:39 PM
lmao, I can't stop laughing thank god!!

draqon
03-29-08, 10:49 PM
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ElectricFetus
03-29-08, 11:02 PM
Confession time... I'm not a lesbian.

draqon
03-29-08, 11:02 PM
Confession time... I'm not a lesbian.

...:eek: but you said...


:bawl:





:bawl:

Killjoy
03-30-08, 12:32 AM
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/69b6b1df4a.jpg
have you been watching THX1138 again ?

draqon
03-30-08, 12:59 AM
have you been watching THX1138 again ?

God made that movie, Star Wars bound.

Avatar
03-30-08, 07:33 AM
Why would mods want to read into your moral diarrhea?

Asguard
03-30-08, 07:35 AM
i agree, i couldnt think of anything worse than this idea. if you want to send something specific to a mod then the PM system is there. However if its just how misrable your life is then please dont bother

darksidZz
03-30-08, 08:26 AM
No no, you misunderstand. It is not only for myself I mention this, I think everyone would benefit, I mean just look at how they already do it naturally! LMAO

Killjoy
03-30-08, 08:50 AM
...I mean just look at how they already do it naturally! LMAO

Yep...

Them Mods shore dew per-deuce a lotta "fertilizer"...!

Bells
03-30-08, 05:16 PM
Moderator: "My time is yours, go ahead....."

Sderenzi: It has been about two years since I've been to conf-"

Moderator: "Very good, proceed."

Sderenzi: Well ---- I don't know where to start. I feel like my life is going nowehere..."

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: "......and there's this whole thing with my new roommate. I hate her. Every day I wish things could be different"

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: ".....and its just not fair. I have a lot of hateful thoughts about her, and I know I'm wrong. I think about changing my ways sometimes......I just don't know anymore."

Moderator: "Yes"

Sderenzi: "So I guess I should try harder to be a better person. That would definitely give me stability in life"

Moderator: "You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production; prevent accidents, and...... be happy."
Heh!

Laughed so hard at that I nearly :bawl:..


You do realise that some have tried to do as the above for real, don't you?:bawl:

darksidZz
03-30-08, 06:16 PM
Laughed so hard at that I nearly :bawl:..

I did :bawl:

domesticated om
04-03-08, 02:49 PM
Heh!

Laughed so hard at that I nearly :bawl:..


You do realise that some have tried to do as the above for real, don't you?:bawl:



It wouldn't be that hard to write. All that would be needed is a web page with a textbox control, a button control labeled "submit" (that doesn't do anything), and a bunch of timed javascript messages.

draqon
04-03-08, 02:55 PM
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