The terrorist group know as Cobra has built "The Weather Dominator," a device that gives them control over the weather and uses the forces of nature to destroy the world.

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/joeii.shtml

This weather machine is as bad as the time that Cobra captured the Red Army and demanded all the world leaders to gather on an island. Or it could be even worse then the time that Cobra took control of the worlds oil supply and held it for ransom.

When is Bush going to do something about Cobra? These terroristic attempts at taking over the world are a clear sign that Cobra needs to be delt with. Not to mention that they have lasers, weather controling machines, and WMD.

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Stop ignoring the real problems, George!

http://www.standonguard.com/

Bush doesn't have the berries to take on Cobra, they'd kick his bitch ass.

First thing Cobra would do if it existed in the real world would be to covertly take out its competition. (ie: every multinational terrorist organization on Earth) Goodie. Then we can go all out on the one remaining enemy and not worry about offending anybody.

Destro and the Baroness aren't half bad. They respond to logic and just don't blow things up for some weird ideology. Cobra Commander, Serpentor, and Dr, Mindbender however are complete shmucks.


And Canada launches millions of ballistic missles disguised as pine trees at its enemies.

Tomax and Xamot could commandeer the Rolling Thunder and hold Washington D.C. hostage from Cuba with its intermediate range SSMs. Ten bucks says Cobra Commander's too busy getting Baroness in the sack to care, though.

We could just make a deal with Cobra. Kind of a non-interference pact. Good for them and us.

We could just make a deal with Cobra. Kind of a non-interference pact. Good for them and us.

Cobra is a terrorist group. Your not suppose to deal with terrorist... Your suppose to shoot them.

No, bollocks!